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SORY GUYS I WAS CLEANING MY DICK SPONGE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RAILROAD TRACKS WHEN THE DOORBELL RINGING AWOKE ME FROM THE BETTER HALF OF THE NIGHT WHEN I SAID THAT I WAS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THE THINGS I WANTED TO DO WHEN I LEFT THE MILITARY ACADEMY IN GREAT DISTRESS AFTER ALL MY MARBELS FROM MY MARBELS COLLECTIONS WAS SOLD ON AUCTION TO THAT GUY WITH THE BROWN HAT THAT SAID ANOTHER GREAT THING THAT I AM NOT CURRENTLY ALLOWED TO SAY WITH MY PAROLE OFFICER PRESENT IN THE SAME ROOM WHERE MY THREE DAUGHTERS WERE STABBED TO DEATH BY THE SHEER FURIOSITY OF MY LEMON/CITRUS FLAVORED DICK SPONGE THAT I PURCHASER ON EBABY WHEN IT WAS STILL A WEB SIGHT FOR BUYING PRICELESS WORKS OF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THAT I WORE DURING MY LAST TRIP TO THE BATTLEFIENDS OF VIETNAM
 
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN AND IM JUST SORRY
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BUT TO MAKE THIS UP FOR YOU I PROMISE TO DELETE THE CURRENT FORUM SOFTWARE OF SALTWORLD DOT NET AND REPLACE IT WITH ANTIQUATED FORUM SOFTWARE CIRCA 2002 AND I PROMISE YOU WILL ALL LIKE IT AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP YOU UNFORGIVABLE DICKHEAD