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Title: GW classifieds
Post by: big ass skelly on June 09, 2009, 09:21:39 pm
Well... none of us are getting any younger.... I think it would be fun if people posted a personal ad for themselves, there might be some perfect matches right under our noses! :fogethappy: Who knows!!

I'll start, don't be shy. The format isn't strict but please make sure you post your sexual orientation especially if you're gay.


Name: Mark

Age: 22

Looking for: girls or very feminine boys

Eye colour: brown

Eye type: gentle but piercing as a rapier

Favourite book: Hotel Dusk: 215

Favourite film: I don't watch many movies. I feel that games give a better experience, any story told as a film could be better told as a game. I'd tell you my favourite game but let's face it, YOU won't have HEARD of it.

Favourite music: Suikoden OST (celtic mix), Chrono Chross OST

Ideal first date: we'd play wii tennis for 2 hours by MY watch. After that we'd have a break for conversation -- I can't abide talking or any kind of sound while I'm gaming, any ambient noise ruins my reactions and I'd want to play my best to impress you. If the conversation was pleasurable we'd play a game of your choice from my rather extensive collection for 45 minutes before my mum would take you home

Traits I look for in a partner: Must be soft spoken and girly, breasts that cause back problems are a plus
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on June 09, 2009, 09:58:33 pm
Name: Josh

Age: 21

Looking for: Love, in all the wrong places. Will you be the one to prove me wrong?

Eye colour: Deep blue

Eye type: Enigmatic

Favourite book: The Kama Sutra  :fogetnaughty:

Favourite film: Oh it depends on which genre I suppose, Max Payne is my favourite thriller, Silent Hill my favourite horror, and Doom? Well that's my favourite comedy.

Favourite music: Anything romantic and 8-bit

Ideal first date: I would escort you by horse drawn carriage to china town, where I would have a DDR machine booked for us already. After several fast songs (on expert, of course) the tempo slows and we watch the arrows descend in each others eyes. After we've danced the night away, I would take you out for drinks and conversation at the nearest bubble tea stall. And the rest of the night, well that depends... on whether you have an x-box live account!

Traits I look for in a partner: I don't care about looks so much as the inner person, but you must be asian, preferably Japanese.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: JMickle on June 09, 2009, 10:12:53 pm
Name: Charley
Age: 16
Looking for: a johnny depp-alike or a girl if i have to
Eye colour: dark brown
Eye type: deep
Favourite book: twilight
Favourite film: twilight
Favourite music: vampire weekend. the horrors. my chemical romance. fall out boy.
Ideal first date: concert. i'd tkae you to see the best bands coz i know i have the best taste in music
Traits I look for in a partner: depression. lots of eye shadow/liner. maybe even an unhealthy interest in dragons. wouldn't go a miss.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: Drule on June 09, 2009, 10:51:45 pm
Name: Salmon 'Stryder' DeGeneres.
Age: 27 (255 in fish years, so he is very wise).
Sex: Male.
Species: Land-locked Danube Salmon (Hucho hucho Salmonidae).
Origin: Japan, just outside of Yokohama.
Height: 190cm.
Weight: 90kg, most of which is muscle.

(http://junk.drule.net/stryder.png)

Appearance:
 - Hair and fur: None.
 - Skin color: Greenish gray.
 - Markings: Scars on his face, scars on his back, a human-sized bitemark on his dorsal fin, scars on his feet and a missing thumb from a scrap 125 years ago (fish years).
 - Eye color: Salmon orange.
 - Other features: He has a ring on each finger, each with a different keyhole. It is said that once the rings are unlocked, the doors to destiny will open.

Behavior and personality: Very stern, and not the most social guy. He has quite a bit of wisdom as he is considered somewhat of a sage by some, but he is reluctant to share his information with people he doesn't trust. The problem? He doesn't trust anyone.
Skills: Self-taught magic. Brawling. Blade, bow, blunt weapons and short swords and knives. He's also very proficient with guns, energy weapons and explosives.
Weaknesses: Irritable, kittens (He loves the little furballs x3).
Likes: Silence.
Dislikes: Noise. War.

History: Stryder was born in the wappanese (my word for japanese) waters of Yokohama. After his parents were killed and eaten in the Great War (also known as 'The War of Men and Fish'), he decided to dedicate his life to the military. After posing as a human for several years, he made his way to the top ranks of the japanese military. He was then invited to become a personal bodyguard of the japanese emperor, but declined because he started to feel that life was a bore.

That was, until he met Ulukay. Ulukay is the very wise fish elemental who is said to seek and train only the most proficient sea creatures in Japan, and Stryder was the most proficient of them all. After being trained for several fish years, 155 to be specific, Ulukay was also killed and eaten by humans. At this point Stryder vowed to bring peace to the land of the sea creatures and started travelling the world in search for an answer.

Clothing: Usually a white dress shirt with a brown vest over.
Picture:

(http://junk.drule.net/stryder_young.png)
A young Stryder.

Personal quotes:
 - "None have seen the ravenges of war as I."
 - "Death is the fool's song."
 - "Working hard is essential. Hard work is quintessential."

Theme song: The credits song from Neon Genesis Evangelion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmEa4ew7Wuw).
Least liked food: All food, Stryder doesn't eat much.
Least liked drink: Sweet beverages.
Least liked location: The Urug' Catay Caverns, an underwater dungeon close to his home town.
Least liked weather: Hot, sunny.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: Carrion Crow on June 09, 2009, 10:57:37 pm
Name: Eduardo Swarez

Age: 22

Looking for: a woman with a sense of humour, breasts (not fried eggs) and enough hair to pull on during a good old english fich.

Eye colour: blue/green

Eye type: corpse like. Possibly related to extreme drug abuse.

Favourite book: The Stand.

Favourite film: Not Coraline. That was a pile of shite. I wonder if they have a button brown eye.

Favourite music: The Pineapple Thief.

Ideal first date: I'd take you for coffee in somewhere where we can speak, hold hands over the table like on TV. We can talk about taxidermy and which brand of Extra gum is the best. No STFU bitch. It's green. GREEN.

Traits I look for in a partner: One that doesn't fart in my face during oral sex preferred although it gives me a rush. The wind flowing though my hair makes me feel so alive.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on June 10, 2009, 02:04:56 am
Name: Fox William Mulder

Looking for: The truth.

Eye colour: brown

Eye type: Analytic.

Favourite book: Anything by Arthur C. Clarke.

Favourite film: The X-Files: Fight the Future.

Favourite music: Simple little diddys that intwine themselves with your mind, such that your cognition depends on the tune and vice versa.

Ideal first date: Coffee and a burger after work, then straight back to mine. No sex, the experiences we've witnessed that night would have murdered any chance for union. But simply someone to hold, to share in fear rather than love.

Traits I look for in a partner: Life. Human appearance/biology.

Likes: Baseball, philosophy, a good mystery.

Dislikes:  Cigarettes, abduction
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: jamie on June 10, 2009, 02:55:40 am
Finally. I've had to wait for this topic for several years. I have saved my Bio in another forum and on another laptop which I haven't updated in 2 years lmao. I think this is a prime chance. "I'll be back" as Arnie says, heh heh.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: Dale Gobbler on June 10, 2009, 04:06:58 am
Name: Alec Baldwin

Looking For: The next best movie role

Eye colour: Blue

Eye Type: people

Hair Colour: Salt and Pepper, just like pep pep

Favourite Film:
Dislikes: Skateboarding docu-drama's

Likes: My movies. No but seriously guys, watch my movies.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: xanque on June 10, 2009, 04:09:36 am
(http://pub.gamingw.net/26439/phillippe.png)

Name: Phillippe Gonzalez

Age: 22

Looking for: anyone/thing

Eye colour: green

Eye type: wide

Favourite book: the Good Book

Favourite film: Passion of the Christ

Favourite music: La Cucaracha

Ideal first date: I'd play you a song with my trumpet while you danced in a sombrero.  We'd be drinking tequila the entire time until both of us got so tired and sweaty that the only thing left to do is get naked and make sweet sweet love in my adobe house.  The next morning you'd wake up missing a kidney.

Traits I look for in a partner: Soft, squishy upper-hips.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: the_bub_from_the_pit on June 10, 2009, 04:28:26 am
Name: flower power

Age: 19

Looking for: asian girls only (preferably japanese)

Ideal first date: we'd go to a hipster club and listen/dance to either electro or indie music then go back to my place and have sex.

Traits I look for in a partner: asian
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: Parker on June 10, 2009, 04:31:12 am
Name: Parker

Age: 21

Looking for: girls

Eye colour: blue

Eye type: ???

Favourite book: The Collector

Favourite film: Back To The Future (or top gun)

Favourite music: ???

Ideal first date: bowling then food maybe

Traits I look for in a partner: that your nice.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: Mongoloid on June 10, 2009, 05:08:35 am
Name: Eric Hayes

Age: 21

Looking for: a bitch

Eye colour: green

Ear type: unattached

Favourite book: Novelization of Ghost Dad

Favourite film: Stick It

Favourite "House MD" Episode: Three Stories

Favourite music: Greatest Hits of Oingo Boingo

Ideal first date: we would spend the day at the laundromat meeting all kinds of interesting people who do not own washers/dryers, and we would eat dinner from the vending machines. then some black people would try to hit on you later at night and I would prove myself dominant by destroying them.

Traits I look for in a partner: must have good teeth. my teeth aren't amazing but unless good teeth is also what you're looking for there shouldn't be any problem.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: big ass skelly on June 10, 2009, 11:53:32 pm
I guess there are fewer horny gamer chicks on this forum than I thought
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: Carrion Crow on June 11, 2009, 12:14:15 am
Hey mark, i got pretty feminine hair. I straighten it with GHDs. You, me. That's what I'm talking about.

I got an asshole tighter than a 4 year old during a blizzard.
Title: GW classifieds
Post by: datamanc3r on June 14, 2009, 06:27:45 pm
Quote from: Mark on June 10, 2009, 11:53:32 pm
I guess there are fewer horny gamer chicks on this forum than I thought
we need to advertise outside the forum, stat. Maybe we'll increase the female population of our forums.