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Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on July 29, 2009, 11:28:55 pm
t pregnant? my biological clock is ticking and i'd like to father some babies. doesn't matter who too really, unless you're related to hitler or mugabe (who is like 10 hitlers). i've got some pretty good stock in my freezer already i just didn't know what to do with it so leave your name/ friends name and critical data here and i'll send you a pottle if you're up to my standards (should be sweet unless you're mexican or something)
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on July 29, 2009, 11:33:13 pm
just realised i've had you confused with flowerpower for a long long time. i wouldn't send you my old sperm.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: ThugTears666 on July 29, 2009, 11:35:07 pm
is this really the best way to lose your virginity climbtree
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on July 29, 2009, 11:39:00 pm
ok guys look, i've wasted a lot of time over the years. a LOT of time, but i've saved a great deal of it and now i'm looking to use it as an investment for the future.  i have approximately 23 litres worth give or take because that's how big the freezer is but it's all stored in mountain dew bottles. this isn't a time to joke, this isn't just my life these are future lives that we're talking about. i'd appreciate a little more respect.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Farren on July 29, 2009, 11:44:03 pm
I wouldn't normally condone this but the world needs more trees climbed
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Farren on July 29, 2009, 11:47:16 pm
also climbtree I will pay hansomely if you would thaw out one of those mountain dew bottles and potato launch it at afura personally ensuring me via video that he had been thoroughly drenched in it.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Carrion Crow on July 29, 2009, 11:50:27 pm
now there's a creamy treat
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on July 29, 2009, 11:52:53 pm
Quote from: Coxswain on July 29, 2009, 11:47:16 pm
also climbtree I will pay hansomely if you would thaw out one of those mountain dew bottles and potato launch it at afura personally ensuring me via video that he had been thoroughly drenched in it.

last april i cut one open and dropped it down a chimney. afura is in wellington so it'd have to be a pretty powerful potato launcher
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Farren on July 30, 2009, 12:01:07 am
no you go to wellington and shoot him when he leaves the house

give me a viable estimate of how much it will cost you to get to wellington and we can do business
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: blood hell on July 30, 2009, 12:19:39 am
climbtree your losin your touch! better pack it up, shows over
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: ATARI on July 30, 2009, 12:23:27 am
I would like some but only to drink
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: ThugTears666 on July 30, 2009, 12:39:24 am
Quote from: Coxswain on July 29, 2009, 11:47:16 pm
also climbtree I will pay hansomely if you would thaw out one of those mountain dew bottles and potato launch it at afura personally ensuring me via video that he had been thoroughly drenched in it.

I'd prefer if he warned me beforehand so I could undress and savor the moment.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Drule on July 30, 2009, 01:22:31 am
I'll do it.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: dragonx on July 30, 2009, 01:43:21 am
Quote from: Coxswain on July 29, 2009, 11:47:16 pm
also climbtree I will pay hansomely if you would thaw out one of those mountain dew bottles and potato launch it at afura personally ensuring me via video that he had been thoroughly drenched in it.

i read this as "i want to run over children while intoxicated"

its what i get for gently skimming a terrible person's post xD
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: ThugTears666 on July 30, 2009, 01:52:58 am
XD
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Pulits on July 30, 2009, 02:06:59 am
You're the only GW member that I can't stand. Whoever told  you you were funny he or she was lying, big time.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: blood hell on July 30, 2009, 02:15:18 am
you had a good run climbtree, id say in the good ol days you were one of the best, but that time has gone now, and so should you
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Drule on July 30, 2009, 03:50:30 am
If you don't find a topic funny then don't post in it. Report the topic creator and we'll take care of it if there's anything wrong with it.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: the_bub_from_the_pit on July 30, 2009, 05:08:16 am
I'm Reporting This Topic
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Massy2k6 on July 30, 2009, 05:17:58 am
Climbtree your an evil genius.. only 5 hours in and 3 people with warnings, nice.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: bonermobile on July 30, 2009, 05:20:29 am
Quote from: Afura on July 29, 2009, 11:35:07 pm
is this really the best way to loose your virginity climbtree
i'm disappointed this wasn't the first post
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: crone_lover720 on July 30, 2009, 05:27:24 am
this is actually pretty gross considering some of the things he said in confidence to you-know-who (it's climbtree who knows, not you)
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: the bloddy ghost on July 30, 2009, 06:39:33 am
If you want to make a topic about sperm, you have to at least have sperm screenshots or a sperm demo. A sperm video will do fine. We won't take just any kind of sperm around here, it needs to be healthy sperm and you need to have proof. Otherwise, no one will want to help you. People have been working on their own sperm for a long time, so what makes your sperm better than anyone else's?

Sorry For minimodding but it needed to be done. Somebody's gotta promote the rules.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Evangel on July 30, 2009, 06:50:47 am
I would like to order a Dew Box full of Climbtree's Vineyard 1997.  Omelette du frammage.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on July 30, 2009, 07:06:55 am
Quote from: earl on July 30, 2009, 05:27:24 am
this is actually pretty gross considering some of the things he said in confidence to you-know-who (it's climbtree who knows, not you)

some people will know. bunnymilk and i decided to have a reverse breakfast club, first to fill a barrel. i won hands down, but it was unrefridgerated so probably unsafe for consumption.

Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: ThugTears666 on July 30, 2009, 07:08:23 am
I'm just happy those "flamers" got warned!!!!!
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Killer Wolf on July 30, 2009, 07:38:22 am
Come qs you qre: weird and qll over the plqce.

Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on July 30, 2009, 08:29:20 am
no it's in mountain dew bottles in my freezer
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: ThugTears666 on July 30, 2009, 08:33:22 am
Giving someone a 25% warning for a joke post after GW has been doing it for ages is pretty pathetic, this isn't GW 2004.  
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Mongoloid on July 30, 2009, 08:46:54 am
the sad thing isn't that he seems to be losing his touch, it's that he is probably still the most amusing person around here by a pretty wide margin
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: big ass skelly on July 30, 2009, 10:29:01 am
Way too many warns up in this thread. We don't have a post 9/11 anymore so where can we post general joke posts if not the general forum
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: ThugTears666 on July 30, 2009, 10:55:14 am
http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=79555.msg1532584#msg1532584


Click here if you think we should bring back post 9/11.
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Mince Wobley on July 30, 2009, 06:36:30 pm
Lol something awful!
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: King of Spooks on July 30, 2009, 07:10:28 pm
ill rap battle yo fo dat sperm
Title: Does anyone want to/ know someone that wants to ge
Post by: Drule on July 30, 2009, 07:32:07 pm
Ok great.

This topic isn't for whining that you don't find it funny or openly rebutting warns that you got for complaining that it's not funny or complaining that other people have gotten warned for openly rebutting warns that they got for complaining that it's not funny.

It shouldn't be this hard to just stay on topic and not make shitty posts or complain about mod actions.