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Title: This is what it's come to...
Post by: Sludgelord on August 14, 2009, 06:34:46 am
Joke: Why didn't adeline win the election?
Joke answer:

Joke: Where in Oregon did bort move to?
Joke answer:

Joke: Why didn't Mark graduate from school?
Joke answer:

Joke: Why didn't climbtree get swine flu?
Joke answer:

Joke: Why did Velfarre fall down the well?
Joke answer:

Post Your Joke's Here.
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Post by: jamie on August 14, 2009, 07:18:33 am
Welcome to my pot roast. Are you ready to get roasted?


Q: Why did Chef post a jokes topic?
A:

Q: What did Chef have for breakfast, despite the protest of his dentist?
A:

Q: Why did Dada fall down the stairs?
A:

Q: What do you get when you mix Famous GW 'Adminitator', 'Drule', and Legendary GW Scribe, 'Hundley Hunders'
A:

Yowza! These roasts are red hot - I gotta keep my itchy fingers off the pot!!

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Post by: Bumblebee man on August 14, 2009, 09:30:46 am
Q: What do you call a World of Gamers
A

Q: What is jamie's favourite biscuits
A:

Q: What do you call a Ramci that can't see?
A:

That's all I got. The jokes well has run dry. Till next time...
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Post by: jamie on August 14, 2009, 09:47:17 am
Please don't make jokes about me. I don't think jokes about me are funny.
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Post by: Bumblebee man on August 14, 2009, 09:55:39 am
Classic jamie. More than willing to dish out the punishment but when it comes back to him he can't take it. I don't think you're ready for a jokes thread. Either get out or lighten up, buddy. Thank you for saying "Please" though, manners are like gold dust around here, you'll go far.
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Post by: Paragon on August 14, 2009, 10:17:32 am
Q:
A: A bad Jeopardy joke.
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Post by: JMickle on August 14, 2009, 11:47:01 am
Q: whats ATARI's favourite passtime?
A:

Q: What famous sportstar is secretly a dog?
A:

Q: What famous sportstar is secretly a tree?
A:

Q: What famous sportstar is secretly electricity?
A:
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Post by: Vellfire on August 14, 2009, 12:30:01 pm
Quote from: Bumblebee man on August 14, 2009, 09:30:46 am
Q: What is jamie's favourite biscuits
A:

this is....the best joke i have ever heard
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Post by: Barack Obama on August 14, 2009, 12:42:45 pm
what did the mexican say when his house collapsed?


"hey get off me homes"
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Post by: "James" The Gamer "GAmes" joystick Joyce on August 14, 2009, 12:53:13 pm
dogchode69 did you know that Diaper Dash is on special for just $8.99 on Steam? Getcha credit card ready.
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Post by: the bloddy ghost on August 14, 2009, 01:34:06 pm
what do you have to pay to get across velfarre's bridge?

how do you get money on gaming world if you are poor?

how did jamie get his name?

what is shrek's girlfriend's favorite food?

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Post by: Barack Obama on August 14, 2009, 01:35:04 pm
who drank all the cough syrup????


IT WAS HUNDLEY!
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Post by: Barack Obama on August 14, 2009, 01:35:52 pm
What do you get when you mix an speedy gonzoles and a rat?


speedy the rat!
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Post by: Barack Obama on August 14, 2009, 01:37:11 pm
why did chef cross the road?

to catch the football one of his bros threw and he had to go long to catch that bad boy
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Post by: Barack Obama on August 14, 2009, 01:38:33 pm
why didn't jamie play the drum?

because he didnt want to look like a drummy in front of all his friends
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Post by: the bloddy ghost on August 14, 2009, 01:38:59 pm
what is hundley's favorite movie?
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Post by: Vellfire on August 14, 2009, 01:41:44 pm
Quote from: Tomato on August 14, 2009, 01:34:06 pm
what do you have to pay to get across velfarre's bridge?

i really like this one but i am just gonna dispel the rumors right now and let everyone know that the 'farre' in velfarre is pronounced like the word 'far'.

keep 'em coming though because there are fantastic  :fogetlaugh:
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Post by: Barack Obama on August 14, 2009, 01:45:02 pm
what's dennis rodman's favorite day?

the day he catches a rebound and makes a sick layup

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Post by: the bloddy ghost on August 14, 2009, 01:46:32 pm
how far away is kentucky from anywhere?
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Post by: the bloddy ghost on August 14, 2009, 01:55:18 pm
why did diet coke make so may jokes?

what would you call gaming world if the focus was on jokes?

what is climbtree doing when he is building something?
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Post by: Bumblebee man on August 14, 2009, 02:04:26 pm
Quote from: Velfarre on August 14, 2009, 01:41:44 pm
i really like this one but i am just gonna dispel the rumors right now and let everyone know that the 'farre' in velfarre is pronounced like the word 'far'.

I hope this was in the spirit of the jokes thread.
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Post by: Farren on August 14, 2009, 02:11:12 pm
what do you call a homosexual that frequents gaming world?



what did broke nazis use to burn jews in the holocaust?



What does paris hilton like to treat herself with after a good ol' serving of cocknballs?


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Post by: fatty on August 14, 2009, 02:12:34 pm
Quote from: Velfarre on August 14, 2009, 01:41:44 pm
i really like this one but i am just gonna dispel the rumors right now and let everyone know that the 'farre' in velfarre is pronounced like the word 'far'.

keep 'em coming though because there are fantastic  :fogetlaugh:
Why is your name vellfire
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Post by: dada on August 14, 2009, 02:12:40 pm
Why does Chef hate Russians??

A:

Thank you, I'll be here all week.
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Post by: the bloddy ghost on August 14, 2009, 02:14:43 pm
what do you call a half swan half rooster?

what do you call a 1990s comedy featuring coxswain?

what does fatty do on 420?
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Post by: Vellfire on August 14, 2009, 02:33:43 pm
Quote from: fatty on August 14, 2009, 02:12:34 pm
Why is your name vellfire

because (http://images.google.com/images?q=toyota+vellfire&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=G3WFSuHnHtDllAfLofiCBQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1)

also yeah velfarre is pronounced dumb blame the japanese for it not me

What do you call it when a Canadian GW member starts preaching the Bible nonstop?
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Post by: ase on August 14, 2009, 02:40:48 pm
Q: What is the GW remake of a famous blockbuster hit film?


Q: What were the GWbaby's first words?


Q: Oh no! What happened to all the pips??!


Q: Help i broke my piano!


Q: Where did headphonics go on vacation?


Q: Why did Ryan return his new laptop to the store?
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Post by: ase on August 14, 2009, 02:47:55 pm
Quote from: Dada on August 14, 2009, 02:12:40 pm
Why does Chef hate Russians??

A:

Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Why do Russians hate Dada?

A:
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Post by: the bloddy ghost on August 14, 2009, 02:51:33 pm
haha the screen was tft
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Post by: Dale Gobbler on August 14, 2009, 02:53:43 pm
what do you call it when gw members gather together and go streaking.?


what do you call a pip that looks like a lego


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Post by: kentona on August 14, 2009, 02:56:20 pm
Q: Why would Charlemagne visit GW?
A:
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Post by: Dale Gobbler on August 14, 2009, 02:59:40 pm
what does kaworu call his porn folder?


what do you get when you mix a foget and godofcheese?
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Post by: fatty on August 14, 2009, 03:14:27 pm
Quote from: Velfarre on August 14, 2009, 02:33:43 pm
because (http://images.google.com/images?q=toyota+vellfire&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=G3WFSuHnHtDllAfLofiCBQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1)
You are not a toyota, Velfarre. In my eyes you will always be a Porsche. ^___^;;
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Post by: fatty on August 14, 2009, 03:17:00 pm
Q: Why did Chef get fired from his part-time restaurant job?
A:
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Post by: EvilDemonCreature on August 14, 2009, 04:18:11 pm
Q: What is the first thing Chef does when a hammer falls on his toe?
A:

Q: Why is there only one member at GW named "Vellfare"?
A:

Q: Why can't your dad ever join GamingW?
A:

Q: Why can't your mom ever join GamingW?
A:

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Post by: JMickle on August 14, 2009, 05:17:57 pm
Q: what do you call the sofa eating monster?
A:

Q: What do you call an old computer illness?
A:

Q: what do you use to slice up birds?
A:

Q: what is a great website?
A:

Q: why should aztec be an inventor?
A: shoot me

Q: why should ASE be in formula 1?
A:

Q: why does ASE get in troulbe with the law?
A:

Q: why is gutts good at bowling?
A:

Q: whats another great website?
A:

Q: dada doesn't know how...
A:

Q: how do you get denied on GW?
A:

Q: i cant think of any more
A:
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Post by: Frisky SKeleton on August 14, 2009, 10:28:20 pm
Quote from: fatty on August 14, 2009, 03:14:27 pm
You are not a toyota, Velfarre. In my eyes you will always be a Porsche. ^___^;;

distinctive round features but with great handling?
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Post by: Vellfire on August 14, 2009, 10:33:14 pm
Quote from: climbtree on August 14, 2009, 10:28:20 pm
distinctive round features but with great handling?

this makes a great tit joke
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Post by: fatty on August 14, 2009, 10:36:08 pm
Quote from: climbtree on August 14, 2009, 10:28:20 pm
distinctive round features but with great handling?
I instantly like you more
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Post by: pburn on August 14, 2009, 10:39:17 pm
Q. What happens when Shrek drinks Dr. Pepper?
A.
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Post by: Sludgelord on August 14, 2009, 10:42:32 pm
Fucking bullshit. You're banned from posting in this thread again P-burn. You get the banhammer.
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Post by: Allen Hunter on August 15, 2009, 12:18:09 am
Q: What do you call a hen who clucks like crazy?
A:
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Post by: mkkmypet on August 15, 2009, 12:37:20 am
Q: What do you become when you live in Alaska?
A:

will think of something better later
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Post by: Mateui on August 15, 2009, 01:02:40 am
What do rich guys drive?


What do you call it when you own a racist?


How do you tell if the stage is level?


Which GWer likes flashing and taking it up the harddrive?


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Post by: jamie on August 15, 2009, 01:07:02 am
Those jokes are lewd and crude, Mateui. I don't think there is a place for them here. I am pretty disappointed in you.
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Post by: JMickle on August 15, 2009, 02:59:36 pm
Q: what does Chef like to cook?
A:

took me all night to get that to work
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Post by: Bumblebee man on August 15, 2009, 03:36:34 pm
Q: How does Chef bang in his nails
A

Q: Why did Cloud think FF7 was going to be his last adventure
A:

Q: What do you call JMickle the Urban Lemon's hillbilly cousin?
A
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Post by: JMickle on August 15, 2009, 05:20:46 pm
Quote from: Bumblebee man on August 15, 2009, 03:36:34 pm
Q: What do you call JMickle the Urban Lemon's hillbilly cousin?
A

Q: why was the little kid called Bumble allowed to drink alcohol?
A: ugh...

Q: who should bumblebee man marry?
A:

Q: who has the hardest name to find puns in?
A:
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Post by: King of Spooks on August 15, 2009, 06:18:40 pm
What do you call someone who tries too hard to be cool?
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Post by: JMickle on August 15, 2009, 06:21:40 pm
Quote from: King of Games on August 15, 2009, 06:18:40 pm
What do you call someone who tries too hard to be cool?


Q: what do you call someone who is good at insulting people?
A:

Q: what do you call the mod of GD&A?
A:
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Post by: EvilDemonCreature on August 15, 2009, 09:00:07 pm
Q: What do you call a vibrator that fits on your finger?
A:

Q: What do you call it when you've just had a dream about someone making a joke at your expense?
A:

Q: What happens to someone when they realize they are unable to eat their own floor rug?
A:

Q: Why did Chef Boyardee think changing his name to dogchode69 was a good idea?
A:
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Post by: Mongoloid on August 15, 2009, 10:11:15 pm
what kind of polo do you play when you're sick
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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on August 16, 2009, 01:06:08 am
Quote from: DietCoke on August 14, 2009, 01:35:04 pm
who drank all the cough syrup????


IT WAS HUNDLEY!

best so far
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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on August 16, 2009, 01:06:55 am
what do you call a bankrupt GW commie??

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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on August 16, 2009, 01:09:25 am
what kind of haunting did KK4 experience in his survivalist hideout??

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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on August 16, 2009, 01:12:20 am
which forum poster is the worst??

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Post by: Mateui on August 16, 2009, 01:48:41 am
Quote from: MUAHAA THE FRENCH on August 16, 2009, 01:12:20 am
which forum poster is the worst??


Failed opportunity at the use of the name script...  :tsk:
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Post by: Bonehead on August 16, 2009, 01:57:06 am
Who's the skinny guy sucking everyone's dick dong penis on GW?


I can't believe you guys didn't think of this...
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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on August 16, 2009, 02:25:24 am
Quote from: Mateui on August 16, 2009, 01:48:41 am
Failed opportunity at the use of the name script...  :tsk:

ugh
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Post by: EvilDemonCreature on August 16, 2009, 03:39:37 pm
The name script doesn't even work anyhow.

Bonehead just tried using it, and all it did was put up the name of the person who made the post.
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Post by: JMickle on August 17, 2009, 12:08:53 pm
is there a list of these scripts or summat anywhere?


how do you take oral sex

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Post by: Bonehead on August 17, 2009, 03:06:27 pm
lol i wasn't using any script but the joke's pretty farfetched and Jmickle managed to perfect it anyway kinda so meh.. guess becoming a comedian is out of the question.
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Post by: JMickle on August 17, 2009, 08:27:16 pm
Quote from: Bonehead on August 17, 2009, 03:06:27 pm
but Jmickle [is] perfect anyway
yeh yeh i know what can i say :welp:
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Post by: JMickle on August 17, 2009, 08:28:53 pm
Quote from: Allen Hunter on August 15, 2009, 12:18:09 am
Q: What do you call a hen who clucks like crazy?
A:
did this guy get warned for having such a shitty joke? AHAHAHAHA i need to stop posting in this topic  :fogetlaugh:
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Post by: Evangel on August 17, 2009, 08:32:30 pm
Quote from: JMickle the Urban Lemon on August 17, 2009, 08:28:53 pm
did this guy get warned for having such a shitty joke? AHAHAHAHA i need to stop posting in this topic  :fogetlaugh:

yeah, that one just went a chicken little too far.
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Post by: JMickle on August 17, 2009, 09:01:18 pm
why doesnt the above poster care what the barber uses in his hair to spike it up?

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Post by: rapstar on August 18, 2009, 01:05:36 am
knock knock

whos there?

j(ehovah's witness)mickle
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Post by: Mateui on August 18, 2009, 01:13:02 am
What did the blackjack player have in his hole?


What did the black kid color his picture with?


What were the canoers doing?


Where were the horses kept?


Where did the internet kid get ecstasy?


Which actor is forever Eshed in our mind for his role in Lost in Translation?


Which GWer suffers from erectile dysfunction?

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Post by: Evangel on August 18, 2009, 01:30:09 am
What French dish did Mat cook?

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Post by: pburn on August 18, 2009, 01:36:30 am
These jokes hurt peoples feelings
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Post by: Mateui on August 18, 2009, 01:42:02 am
What do cashiers scan?


What did the New Fighting clan call themselves?


What did one emo lover say to another?


Which Mr is missing from the following: Who/What/Where/When?


How did the King call his daughter?


Where did the Canadian GWer spent most his time?


Quote
These jokes hurt peoples feelings
Come on, they're all in good pun! 

:fogetbackflip:
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Post by: Christophomicus on August 18, 2009, 03:33:59 am
Oh my god Mateui. Those are awful, but they're still so, so good.
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Post by: jamie on August 18, 2009, 03:37:47 am
mateui those are disgusting and I am so sad that I thought you were a man who I could be good friends with. Sorry - - - - please wake up, my former friend.
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Post by: mkkmypet on August 18, 2009, 06:13:14 am
Quote from: Christophomicus on August 18, 2009, 03:33:59 am
Oh my god Mateui. Those are awful, but they're still so, so good.

i agree completely!
Mateui, i challenge you to make a pun out of my username.
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Post by: fatty on August 18, 2009, 10:11:47 am
Q: If Mateui was into beastiality, who would he be dating?
A:
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Post by: Barack Obama on August 18, 2009, 12:41:26 pm
some guy at the bar looked at my dick in the urinal cuz it was one of those trough ones with no dividers.


he didn't hide it very well, he obviously took a good hard look at my penis
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Post by: Vellfire on August 18, 2009, 12:41:36 pm
Quote from: Psyburn on August 18, 2009, 01:36:30 am
These jokes hurt peoples feelings

whose

whose feelings are hurt by horrible puns

they improve my feelings if anything, i live off of bad puns
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Post by: JMickle on August 18, 2009, 01:46:06 pm
its the thought that counts. it feels like its psy-burning

what did the aquaphiliac breed when he ran out of water?

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Post by: Allen Hunter on August 18, 2009, 04:37:24 pm
Q: Which brand of Barbie dolls does mkkmypet collect?
A:
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Post by: Ryan on August 18, 2009, 04:48:17 pm
Quote from: DietCoke on August 18, 2009, 12:41:26 pm
some guy at the bar looked at my dick in the urinal cuz it was one of those trough ones with no dividers.


he didn't hide it very well, he obviously took a good hard look at my penis

did you give him the ole "wide stance?"
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Post by: EvilDemonCreature on August 20, 2009, 05:53:22 pm
Quote from: Allen Hunter on August 18, 2009, 04:37:24 pm
Q: Which brand of Barbie dolls does mkkmypet collect?
A:

Q: How the heck did you find that out?
A:
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Post by: Bumblebee man on August 20, 2009, 06:13:04 pm
Q: What's white, sticky and to be frank, quite a nasty customer?
A:
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Post by: pburn on August 24, 2009, 10:17:12 pm
I just came up with a good one

Q: What happened to Antonio Banderas career?
A:
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Post by: Allen Hunter on August 25, 2009, 06:16:26 am
Q: What's the part of the facial hair that grows on the sides of Shrek's face when he's pissed off at someone for making a joke about him?
A:
:)
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Post by: JMickle on August 25, 2009, 01:06:05 pm
Q: which GW member is weary about all the puns made with his username?
A:
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Post by: EvilDemonCreature on August 25, 2009, 04:10:46 pm
Q: Which GW member constantly questions the fact that the majority of puns focuses on his username alone?
A:
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Post by: datamanc3r on August 25, 2009, 04:21:08 pm
What does psyburn say when he reads all of these and goes Virginia Tech on you?