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Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on September 05, 2009, 05:07:29 am
To summarise, a novel was vandalized and I was punished for writing gay erotica in novel. I wont go into details.  The principal called my mother  and inquired as to if I was "viewing questionable material on the internet because I' m into bestiality apparently ." I was forced to see the school psychiatrist shortly afterward and on her list of questions from the principal was if i was gay. basically, i feel a bit violated and I was wondering if the school can do this and whatever, because the principal thinks im a bestiality loving homosexual now.   Excuse the bad typing I'm on my PS3.                          Looking forward to the inevitable jokeposts...
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on September 05, 2009, 05:09:59 am
Principal? School psychiatrist? Why does it matter? You're still in grade school. You aren't even a real person yet.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Allen Hunter on September 05, 2009, 05:11:35 am
"GAY PEOPLE STARTED AIDS LOLOL YOU'RE PRETTY GAY DUDE STOP GLORIFYING SUCH UNGODLY FANTASIES."

But honestly, your principal sounds like a retarded person. This ain't the fuckin' 50's.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Kole on September 05, 2009, 05:12:06 am
Tell her she can suck your dack and quit that school.. That's not the schools fucking business weather you are gay or not.  Sue that bitch, get paid.  And publish your novel here...


Seriously I wanna read what you wrote.  I can tell you if you're homo or not, my Gaydar is impeccable, it never misses.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on September 05, 2009, 05:12:56 am
Im on my 5th year of highschool.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Allen Hunter on September 05, 2009, 05:15:53 am
Im on my 5th year of highschool.
Freshman? Sophomore?
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Mince Wobley on September 05, 2009, 05:19:02 am
When I was 7 or 8 I used to say I was gay just for fun (I didn't know being gay involved getting **** in the *** at the time) and the school authority whoever asked me if I knew what being gay was like it was something serious. I also once said I wanted to be a nazi (at 10 or 11) when I didn't know what nazis were.

I would just forget it
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on September 05, 2009, 05:20:04 am
Well technically I should be done but I came back because I changed my mind about post-secondary. (@allen)
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: datamanc3r on September 05, 2009, 05:25:37 am
It's hard to imagine that the principal has any right to know your sexuality. What is he going to do with that information?

Although they could probably make a case via US v. Pottowotomie or whatever it was (the school's right to use invasive measures to look for criminal activity -- and not even based on probable cause), that information isn't entitled to them because even if you were, it's not illegal.

God this must be so awkward.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: King of Spooks on September 05, 2009, 05:28:11 am
High school is only 4 years bro.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Allen Hunter on September 05, 2009, 05:30:23 am
Well technically I should be done but I came back because I changed my mind about post-secondary. (@allen)
Oh, I see. Atleast you actually passed your grades. I've fucked up too many times as a Freshman for 3 years, so I decided to come back one more time just so I could move on to atleast Sophomore before I dropped out to go and get my GED. Being labeled a "freshman" throughout my life is something that I'm glad I prevented. :P
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on September 05, 2009, 05:34:02 am
if you vandalized a novel with gay beastial tales then people wondering what's wrong with you is expected
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Ryan on September 05, 2009, 05:36:00 am
ahahahahaha you're in high school for the 5th year in a row and you got in trouble for writing gay bestiality erotica. i thought my high school years were shitty.

nah but seriously tell her to fuck off if you feel it's out of line. your sexuality is really none of their business and despite the fact it's against the rules to be writing gay bestiality erotica in high school they really don't have the authority to pry into your sexual preferences.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: crone_lover720 on September 05, 2009, 05:36:24 am
he has no right. sue for defacement of character and tell the motherfucker you'll have his job.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Ryan on September 05, 2009, 05:38:37 am
what novel was it
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Ryan on September 05, 2009, 05:38:56 am
go in to details please
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Mince Wobley on September 05, 2009, 05:40:30 am
if you vandalized a novel with gay beastial tales then people wondering what's wrong with you is expected

I just noticed this you're being punished for iconoclasm and now you're mad that they want to know if you're gay?
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: crone_lover720 on September 05, 2009, 05:43:24 am
is it still iconoclasm when the book he vandalised is of mice and men.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Ryan on September 05, 2009, 05:45:19 am
Heh let's just say Candy's dog got a little bit of action before Carlson killed it in this exciting new chapter...
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on September 05, 2009, 05:53:23 am
is it still iconoclasm when the book he vandalised is of mice and men.
It was some Stephen King or w.e novel.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on September 05, 2009, 06:00:47 am
also a novel wherein two men journey into the desert hunting boar and sleep together for warmth was begging to be vandalized in such a manner and 10 dollar novels are not art
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Mongoloid on September 05, 2009, 06:05:59 am
Really you couldn't wait til you got home to write gay bestial erotic stories????

TBH you should let him know that he is crossing a line but you really can't expect not to be punished.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Terrorantula on September 05, 2009, 06:12:46 am
O.K., so you DID screw around with the books- you could get in trouble if they were school property... and yeah, you'll have to bear the consequences for that.. but that doesn't excuse his behavior towards you. complain to the school board. Oh, and if you're clever you might be able to spin your actions as a sort of literary deconstruction, critique, or protest against societal norms, in which case it's genius.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on September 05, 2009, 06:17:07 am
Good idea. The pure fact that novels dont contain at least allusions to gay bestiality is an injustice. Seriously though, the school board would think I was retarded. ?I wrote this gay bestiality erotica ... and ... ?
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Drule on September 05, 2009, 06:17:23 am
I don't know in which manner he asked these things, but if it is as bad as you are making it out to be I'd tell him he has no right to pry into my sexuality, write a letter to the school board and maybe report him to the authorities. I hope your parents are backing you up regardless.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Mongoloid on September 05, 2009, 10:29:23 am
The fact is though, you were writing erotica in school which I dunno about your school but any school around my area would've punished you for. You really can't be surprised as I'm sure you weren't writing allusions but in actuality smut for lack of a better word.

Is there any inquiry as to whether the principal might actually be concerned for you? I mean if you're going to the psychiatrist it's not really a punishment...?
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Bumblebee man on September 05, 2009, 02:46:45 pm
Yeah this sounds kind of reasonable. The school is probably very aware that you're normal and do this stuff because you're a teenage boy but they need to check if you're aware that gay bestiality novellia or whatever isn't normal. The school is just covering it's bases. I wouldn't worry about it too much, stuff like this happens way more often than you'd imagine.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: crone_lover720 on September 05, 2009, 02:51:27 pm
yes he should expect to be punished for vandalising school property and the principal/whoever has a right to be CONCERNED, but they have no right to pry into his sexuality or really even ask him about it. the principal was apparently the one wondering hm is this boy gay??

is it still iconoclasm when the book he vandalised is of mice and men.
actually yhe joke is of mice in men blows if you're not in 7th grade
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Bumblebee man on September 05, 2009, 02:54:15 pm
I don't think it's a case of "IS HE GAY? LETS FIND OUT. ASK HIS GYM TEACHER IF HE IS FIRST IN AND LAST OUT THE SHOWER" more a case of "Maybe he is gay and needs to talk to someone. as a school we should maybe see if he is okay"
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: bonzi_buddy on September 05, 2009, 02:57:32 pm
???????????

maybe i'm just slow and this post is redundant but  "Maybe he is gay and needs to talk to someone. as a school we should maybe see if he is okay" i don't get how that is any better choice. psychologist!?! inquiries from parents?!?



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Maybe he is gay and needs to talk to someone. as a school we should maybe see if he is okay
earl beat me to it. +1 point to earl! that's two points earl, zero points everyone else. get a grip everyone!
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: crone_lover720 on September 05, 2009, 02:57:56 pm
ahem
"Maybe he is gay and needs to talk to someone. as a school we should maybe see if he is okay"
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: the bloddy ghost on September 05, 2009, 03:39:01 pm
when I was in middle school, I actually had a group of my teachers hold a "learning conference" in order to talk to my dad about "problems" that I had. Apparently I was hyper-active and didn't focus on my homework. Which was probably true. But, they were also concerned that by the way I dressed and acted I was gay. We were a uniformed school and my family didn't have a lot of money, so all I could get for school was leftovers from my older sibling, which is my sister. The clothes didn't look like they were meant for girls or boys. The problem with them was that they were too tight. I hated wearing those damn uniforms. But, behavior wise, I don't know what they were talking about. Maybe I just had some feminine attributes. Who knows. I know for a face they didn't have a right to even discuss that. My dad was pissed off at them.

i didn't even have the pleasure of writing gay stephen king bestiality erotica!
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Corfaisus on September 05, 2009, 03:43:54 pm
High school is only 4 years bro.

It's three years around here...

But to throw in my $0.02, I'd have to say that you shouldn't have, by any means, written in any school book in that manner. I feel as though you are
hiding a few key details from us, as I have a hard time believing the conversation went like "What? What is this? Go to the principal's office NOW!
Are you gay? Do you have sex with animals?!" with nothing offensive stated from you to spark this hostility.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Ryan on September 05, 2009, 04:01:17 pm
actually yhe joke is of mice in men blows if you're not in 7th grade

of mice and men owns ya faggot  :fogetangry:
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: EvilDemonCreature on September 05, 2009, 04:37:07 pm
How hard is it to pass erotica around school without getting caught for it? I had friends doing that shit in middle school and this type of stuff never came up (It was surprisingly good writing for middle school erotica themed off of kids anime series).

I wouldn't be mad at the principal for inquiring about your sexuality. I would be mad at the little bitch that leaked your stories to the school authorities (If you did write it in a school book or some other place where it would be easily discovered instead of passing it off on your own paper then I have no sympathy for you getting caught).
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Farren on September 05, 2009, 04:37:59 pm
Tell the principal personally in his office that its none of his business whether you're gay or not it has nothing to do with your misbehavior.

When I was in the second grade I had to ride the short bus to and from school because it was the only one that would go to my house (which was like two minutes down the road) so my teacher thought I was handicapped and on the last day of school told everyone I was retarded or something like that as I was leaving the classroom when one of the kids asked why I got to leave a few minutes early. I didn't understand till later on what she was talking about though.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: ATARI on September 05, 2009, 04:59:48 pm
of mice and men owns ya faggot  :fogetangry:
dude seriously this
like this is one of like 2 novels ive ever liked that i had to read for school nd it was actully good
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Mama Luigi on September 05, 2009, 05:10:11 pm
Notify the ACLU (http://www.aclu.org/) and your story will go national.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Corfaisus on September 05, 2009, 06:49:53 pm
Tell the principal personally in his office that its none of his business whether you're gay or not it has nothing to do with your misbehavior.

When I was in the second grade I had to ride the short bus to and from school because it was the only one that would go to my house (which was like two minutes down the road) so my teacher thought I was handicapped and on the last day of school told everyone I was retarded or something like that as I was leaving the classroom when one of the kids asked why I got to leave a few minutes early. I didn't understand till later on what she was talking about though.

You see, that's when you turn around and start cracking heads.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Evangel on September 05, 2009, 07:16:40 pm
Sounds like you need to stop causing problems.  Now go finish your homework and get well-rested like a good little boy.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: crone_lover720 on September 05, 2009, 07:25:15 pm
everyone likes of mice and men. I think when you're old enough to understand the slightly more subtle stuff the main story of george kills lennie is already corny and dumb.  we read it in 10th grade alongside generally horrible short stories and tequila mockingbird. in comparison mockingbird was brilliant
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Puppet Master on September 05, 2009, 07:34:36 pm
I'm just interested as to what you actually wrote, it could be a good read.

At least in my opinion (this topic brought back my inner stupid freshmen, sorry) this is a really funny way to get into trouble. I mean, the coolest way I ever got in trouble was writing an email to the administration telling them to go fuck themselves (Freshmen year)
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Mongoloid on September 05, 2009, 07:53:38 pm
I'm just interested as to what you actually wrote, it could be a good read.

At least in my opinion (this topic brought back my inner stupid freshmen, sorry) this is a really funny way to get into trouble. I mean, the coolest way I ever got in trouble was writing an email to the administration telling them to go fuck themselves (Freshmen year)



yes btw OP have you tried to get the erotica back? definitely try as we all wouild like to see what the "fuss" is about
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: ATARI on September 05, 2009, 08:42:41 pm
yeah this shit better be top notch
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on September 05, 2009, 09:13:53 pm
what really happened is the ops mother found gay and beastial sites in his history and used this as an opportunity to bring it up. the principal told her what happened and never asked about his sexuality.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on September 05, 2009, 09:14:06 pm
probably
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on September 05, 2009, 09:37:28 pm
As for the questions concerning punishment, I was suspended. This is why I am posting from PS3, because my parents still ground me at 18. Suspended in first week of school, woo.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Mince Wobley on September 05, 2009, 09:40:31 pm
Rajew once went to jail for a similar prank
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Hundley on September 05, 2009, 11:35:19 pm
in that case you only made the novel better
hey eat shit i was furiously racing to the reply button so i could make this exact post
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Rajew on September 06, 2009, 03:37:20 pm
Rajew once went to jail for a similar prank
Did not go to jail. I didn't even end up getting convicted of 1 of those felonies, okay?
 :fogetnah: get you facts about me straight
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: otomon on September 06, 2009, 03:43:58 pm
What to do when your principal thinks you are a gay-beast loving homo by The Hentai Lord:

Here is what you do.. you say sorry to your principal! Tell him yeah you made a mistake but you are just a young man! You dont have any problems you just like some healthy comedy and this incident has taught you a lesson that principals are assholes and not to wear shorts in downtown Toronto... so there yah go fucker.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Massy2k6 on September 06, 2009, 07:01:58 pm
Ask if you can pay the $10 for a new copy of the book you wrote on to get back into school and next time if they ask if your gay tell them to suck your d*ck and find out because thats your own business.
Title: My principal wants to know if i'm gay
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on September 06, 2009, 07:02:30 pm
This thread was normalish but then otomon posted. He makes threads awkward in a good way, though.