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Title: wheres ryan
Post by: Marmot on December 03, 2009, 02:06:13 am: WAT RYAN IS PERMABANNED :fogetgasp:

weres ryan. why is ruan banned. where is his corpse. who is the guilty one. wheres rtuyan
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Post by: ase on December 03, 2009, 02:16:37 am: i didnt do it
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Post by: big ass skelly on December 03, 2009, 02:18:23 am: Where's Ryan? Why's he banned? Let's crack the code, gang :fogethappy:
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Post by: Drule on December 03, 2009, 02:20:19 am: i didnt do it
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Post by: big ass skelly on December 03, 2009, 02:24:36 am: Kayos...
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Post by: jamie on December 03, 2009, 02:26:19 am: i'll hack this whole damn site. whoever done this will have some pretty big ass skellies in their closet.

i'll start with scans of the network for signatures. if anyone finds any supicious bytes or data lying about, please get in touch (use secure channels)
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Post by: Frisky SKeleton on December 03, 2009, 02:55:54 am: private ryan is missing and we need to save him hehehehehehehee
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Post by: Farren on December 03, 2009, 03:07:10 am: No, drule did do it.

he hit the wrong button

he's got them big mongoloid, hairy-palmed, dirty sweed hands and everytime he wants to type something on the keyboard he has to use his fingernails or else the site crashes or someone gets banned. Thats why he stopped updating the mainsite because last time he did it he ended up on the HSN and bought 400 swedish franks in obama memorial cooking aprons with "I LIKE MKY CHIKEN AS BLACK AS PRESIDENT" written on them in big, bold letters. And now ase has to sell everything, including the bottom half of the mainpage space auctioned off to fat, old, gay men chatsites dedicated to recording and discussing how the bulges in the jonas brothers' pants have seem to gotten larger over the past couple of years. But what they both fail to realize is that nothing will help because drule bought the aprons in "franks", incase you didn't know (heh) franks is another word for hotdogs and drule isn't getting his fucking aprons because HSN doesn't deal in reprocessed pig asscheeks and if you want to sell that shit take it over to france because everyone knows those nasty motherfuckers will eat anything you give them as long as you cover it in some chocolate, put it in a fancy box with some gold trim and a big regal looking bow on it and call it a delicacy in french. You're on your own there buddy because I can't speak with my fucking tongue hanging out of my mouth and I refuse to wear those gay looking hats.
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Post by: ase on December 03, 2009, 03:25:22 am: wh
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Post by: Trash Head 2 on December 03, 2009, 04:07:32 am: FADE IN

INT. BEDROOM - MORNING

Ryan enters from the hallway, drying his damp hair with a blue towel.

RYAN:
Man, that was a good shower.

Ryan finishes drying his hair, wraps the towel around his shoulders, and
sits at his computer desk. He presses the "ON" switch to his computer and
it powers up.

RYAN:
(rubbing hands together)
I wonder what's going on at GW today?

Ryan eagerly clicks the Firefox icon on his desktop and loads up the Gaming
World forums index. His expression slowly changes from composed to alarmed
as the camera zooms in to an extreme closeup on his face.

RYAN:
(distressed)
...What? What the heck is going on?

The camera cuts to his computer monitor, and the words "YOU ARE BANNED!"
flash across the screen in bright red letters.

RYAN:
(brow furrowed in confusion)
But... who would ban me? And why??

A voice suddenly rings out from behind him.

MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
It was me. Mua ha ha ha!!!

Ryan quickly whirls around and jumps out of his chair in the blink of an eye,
readying his power sword. He looks towards the hallway, and sees a putty
patroller standing in the hallway. Music rises to a crescendo, climaxing with
a bone-chilling piano scrape.

FADE OUT

CUT TO COMMERCIAL
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Post by: Medieve on December 03, 2009, 04:34:14 am: I banned him for failing me in Heroes of Newerth.
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Post by: ATARI on December 03, 2009, 04:56:19 am: why do i even read these topics
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Post by: Brown on December 03, 2009, 05:03:02 am: let alone post in them.
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Post by: ATARI on December 03, 2009, 05:15:46 am: well i've already made that much of a time commitment
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Post by: Mongoloid on December 03, 2009, 07:29:47 am: is this any surprise i don't think ryan had said anything even remotely positive in months
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Post by: Marmot on December 03, 2009, 07:43:47 am: ryan doesnt know why he got banned ill fuckin remove the spine of every responsable motherfucker.

administrators hah.........more like analmistrators LOL
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Post by: Allen Hunter on December 03, 2009, 08:06:24 am: ban me next
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 03, 2009, 08:06:39 am: Marmot... more like marmoot lol

How've you been dude?
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Post by: Allen Hunter on December 03, 2009, 08:06:57 am: ill help fnid him if you do
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Post by: blood hell on December 03, 2009, 08:32:10 am: eh oh well
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Post by: Parker on December 03, 2009, 08:36:04 am: nayr!!!
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Post by: blood hell on December 03, 2009, 08:46:38 am: ban me next
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Post by: Vellfire on December 03, 2009, 12:54:12 pm: Quote from: Mongoloid on December 03, 2009, 07:29:47 am
is this any surprise i don't think ryan had said anything even remotely positive in months

this describes a lot of people at GW (most of which aren't banned)

edit: also if both of the administrators say they didn't do it then why isn't he unbanned????
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Post by: im_so_tired on December 03, 2009, 02:52:57 pm: yeah i was kind of surprised... poor guy hasn't had a good month.
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Post by: Mince Wobley on December 03, 2009, 03:56:42 pm: Ryan still owes me a duel unban him now
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Post by: ase on December 03, 2009, 04:32:15 pm: i solv the mystery
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Post by: Kaworu on December 03, 2009, 04:46:09 pm: we demand explination!!
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Post by: ATARI on December 03, 2009, 06:00:04 pm: wheres explination
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Post by: DS on December 03, 2009, 06:11:37 pm: good ridence(sp)
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Post by: Vellfire on December 03, 2009, 06:16:11 pm: this is rediculous
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Post by: ATARI on December 03, 2009, 06:31:58 pm: theres no i in velfarre
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Post by: blood hell on December 03, 2009, 06:50:28 pm: shameful...
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Post by: Jester on December 03, 2009, 07:49:45 pm: Quote from: Vellfire on December 03, 2009, 12:54:12 pm
this describes a lot of people at GW (most of which aren't banned)

edit: also if both of the administrators say they didn't do it then why isn't he unbanned????
because whoever did it probably had a very good reason
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Post by: Doktormartini on December 03, 2009, 08:04:39 pm: Quote from: Vellfire on December 03, 2009, 12:54:12 pm
this describes a lot of people at GW (most of which aren't banned)

edit: also if both of the administrators say they didn't do it then why isn't he unbanned????
There really haven't been that many new topics of interest anyways (at least not in General I don't really venture out lolz).
Title: wheres ryan
Post by: ase on December 03, 2009, 08:36:01 pm: explination: its a secret

(it wasn't a admin)