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General Category => General Talk => Topic started by: Farren on June 15, 2010, 02:26:13 am

Title: Obama is coming to my beach
Post by: Farren on June 15, 2010, 02:26:13 am
Yeah apparently they closed down the highways and made some big deal because obama is coming to the beach to look at the damage done from the oil and he came in tonight or is coming in or something. He's supposed to be going around looking at stuff tomorrow I guess and I'm pretty sure it'll be directly infront of where I'm staying


what should I do
Title: Obama is coming to my beach
Post by: tuxedo marx on June 15, 2010, 02:28:17 am
aim to the left and up from his breast pocket. you have only one shot so do not miss. good luck.
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Post by: everyclear on June 15, 2010, 02:32:10 am
ask him to pick your cotton
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Post by: big ass skelly on June 15, 2010, 02:34:20 am
GW Bush had to inviade iraq for oil, but for obama the shit just washes up on the beach for him
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Post by: crone_lover720 on June 15, 2010, 02:44:04 am
try to be at the most culturally significant home-town food joint in the area, and after he arrives and orders up some of the local fare make sure to mention how this whole crisis was in fact a ploy by the GOP to gain public awareness and support of Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal for the 2012 presidential race.
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Post by: Hundley on June 15, 2010, 02:53:02 am
just ignore him. just because he's deemed significant doesn't mean he actually is.
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Post by: jamie on June 15, 2010, 02:56:02 am
find out where he's going and make those areas really stinky. get some rotten durians and drop them all over the place, or lay down a turd for him to discover. just stink the whole place out.
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Post by: Ryan on June 15, 2010, 02:59:39 am
ask him where his birth certificate is
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Post by: Rajew on June 15, 2010, 03:18:59 am
The best thing to do is ignore him. You know he actually get's paid reparations by the government if his protests get ruined? That's all he's really doing, showing up at these places and doing really skeazy things so people will come and disrupt him and he gets paid.
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Post by: Master Tea on June 15, 2010, 03:23:14 am
have a mojito w/ him down by the beach in your shoobies talk about magic the gathering
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Post by: Allen Hunter on June 15, 2010, 03:27:21 am
sell him to a slave ttradder
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Post by: jamie on June 15, 2010, 04:00:05 am
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sell him to a slave ttradder

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ask him to pick your cotton

These ideas are bogus.

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ask him where his birth certificate is

This one is kind of bogus.
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Post by: tuxedo marx on June 15, 2010, 04:01:30 am
thanks for your unwitting endorsement jamie
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Post by: Farren on June 15, 2010, 04:07:58 am
I'm gonna challange him to a game of bball except here we don't have baskets so we gotta use the back of a pickup truck
Title: Obama is coming to my beach
Post by: Mongoloid on June 15, 2010, 05:12:42 am
im pretty sure the durian thing is illegal if not in the US then in countries where the durian is more common


also mark that was the best post i've read in a long time did you write that yourself?
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Post by: dada on June 15, 2010, 08:54:28 am
hold up a sign saying "at least the MIDDLE EASTERN SHORELINES are still CLEAN! WAKE UP AMERICA!!"
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Post by: Bill Murray on June 15, 2010, 10:43:49 am
smother yourself in oil, get to the beach before him and start rolling around in agony just as he arrives
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Post by: Carrion Crow on June 15, 2010, 12:40:19 pm
alert the other klan members
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Post by: Swordfish on June 15, 2010, 03:52:05 pm
alert the other klan members

That was just uncalled for.

ask him when change is going to be changed?
Title: Obama is coming to my beach
Post by: Farren on June 15, 2010, 06:35:39 pm
FAQ: we have a part of the beach directly adjacent to my place where all of the black folks hang out or used to hang out and the racist locals call it "chicken bone beach"

I'm going to tell him not to worry about that part its always fucked up
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Post by: everyclear on June 15, 2010, 10:56:40 pm
im pretty sure the durian thing is illegal if not in the US then in countries where the durian is more common


I see them all the time in chinatown in philadelphia
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Post by: fatty on June 15, 2010, 11:11:46 pm
btw, geodude, I couldn't aim properly, that particular spot was obscured by a suit that was right in front of him. Damnit.


3993th post by the way
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Post by: tuxedo marx on June 15, 2010, 11:27:58 pm
it's okay i was lying in wait on the sandy knoll
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Post by: crone_lover720 on June 16, 2010, 12:34:26 am

I see them all the time in chinatown in philadelphia
are you from philly everyclear. are you johnny casil
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Post by: hero_bash on June 16, 2010, 12:35:26 am
show off your surfing skills
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Post by: Ragnar on June 16, 2010, 12:52:26 am
hold up a sign saying "at least the MIDDLE EASTERN SHORELINES are still CLEAN! WAKE UP AMERICA!!"

hey yheah if there is oil spill here why isn't there oil spill in China?? something doesn't add up

controlled oiliness
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Post by: everyclear on June 16, 2010, 01:22:55 am
are you from philly everyclear. are you johnny casil

i'm not saying nothing
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Post by: dicko on June 16, 2010, 01:46:03 am
read a book
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Post by: crone_lover720 on June 16, 2010, 05:59:03 am
i'm not saying nothing
asia supermarket is cool and they've got durians. you're probably just talking about some small above-ground grocer tho
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Post by: Farren on June 16, 2010, 08:51:16 am
I didn't see him but my cus who lives with me saw the motorcade. I did see part of his speech though and he said something about sending 18k national guard

great now I got to worry about oil and more feds when I come back in two weeks
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Post by: dragonx on June 16, 2010, 09:24:44 am
GW Bush had to inviade iraq for oil, but for obama the shit just washes up on the beach for him

i think i love you
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Post by: fatty on June 16, 2010, 01:56:18 pm
They shouldn't let the police guard the President. Most of them are redneck Klan members anyway.
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Post by: Barack Obama on June 16, 2010, 03:10:04 pm
Have a tea party
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Post by: tuxedo marx on June 16, 2010, 03:12:51 pm
pretend you're keanu reeves in point break
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Post by: Evangel on June 16, 2010, 06:26:56 pm
you should have dressed up like a human-sized seabird, drenched yourself in oil and floundered around in the surf, screaming like a seagull.
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Post by: Parker on June 17, 2010, 02:28:33 am
GW Bush had to inviade iraq for oil, but for obama the shit just washes up on the beach for him
just wanted to say i appreciated this post
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Post by: Allen Hunter on June 17, 2010, 02:37:30 am
offer himkkik fried chiken
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Post by: Rajew on June 17, 2010, 02:47:39 am
I didn't see him but my cus who lives with me saw the motorcade. I did see part of his speech though and he said something about sending 18k national guard

great now I got to worry about oil and more feds when I come back in two weeks
presidents still travel in  motorcades? have we learned nothing  :fogetnah:
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Post by: everyclear on June 17, 2010, 02:49:40 am
oh farren the sunshine will do you some good use that oil and get all greased up baby
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Post by: the bloddy ghost on June 17, 2010, 03:06:54 am
racist joke
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Post by: Malad on June 17, 2010, 02:18:59 pm
racist joke
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Post by: Vellfire on June 17, 2010, 02:42:09 pm
thanks for ruining the topic rhuan
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Post by: Farren on June 18, 2010, 01:58:43 am
on a related note in order to keep whats left of this shit topic breathing, I might be switching sides.

I got my mom to make me a professional resume and put it out online for an oil relief job. She told me today that she used to work with a guy in the coastguard who had a heart attack a couple months ago and got transferred over to heading the oil relief effort via the coastguard in mobile, AL or something.

I usually jinx myself with shit like this but hopefully I can get the hookup, make some more money, and do something actually worth a fuck (saving environment) instead of being stuck on a stationary ship all the time.
Title: Obama is coming to my beach
Post by: Farren on June 18, 2010, 02:01:28 am
presidents still travel in  motorcades? have we learned nothing  :fogetnah:

yeah

actually, he told me it was around a mile long and stretched from the toll booth leading onto the island the beach is on (where I live) all the way back to the beginning of the bridge infront of the toll booth.

So basically the entire motorcade restricted itself to a long fucking bridge

that is not smart
Title: Obama is coming to my beach
Post by: everyclear on June 18, 2010, 10:20:52 pm
the best way to protect the president is to let everyone know where youll be protecting him.
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Post by: Immakinganaccountk on June 27, 2010, 07:56:51 pm
Somenwhere in australia theres no oil
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Post by: GirlBones on June 28, 2010, 05:53:44 am
hold stand behind him and hold up a sign that reads doug beach