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General Category => General Talk => Topic started by: Farren on June 15, 2010, 02:26:13 am
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Yeah apparently they closed down the highways and made some big deal because obama is coming to the beach to look at the damage done from the oil and he came in tonight or is coming in or something. He's supposed to be going around looking at stuff tomorrow I guess and I'm pretty sure it'll be directly infront of where I'm staying
what should I do
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aim to the left and up from his breast pocket. you have only one shot so do not miss. good luck.
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ask him to pick your cotton
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GW Bush had to inviade iraq for oil, but for obama the shit just washes up on the beach for him
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try to be at the most culturally significant home-town food joint in the area, and after he arrives and orders up some of the local fare make sure to mention how this whole crisis was in fact a ploy by the GOP to gain public awareness and support of Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal for the 2012 presidential race.
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just ignore him. just because he's deemed significant doesn't mean he actually is.
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find out where he's going and make those areas really stinky. get some rotten durians and drop them all over the place, or lay down a turd for him to discover. just stink the whole place out.
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ask him where his birth certificate is
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The best thing to do is ignore him. You know he actually get's paid reparations by the government if his protests get ruined? That's all he's really doing, showing up at these places and doing really skeazy things so people will come and disrupt him and he gets paid.
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have a mojito w/ him down by the beach in your shoobies talk about magic the gathering
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sell him to a slave ttradder
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sell him to a slave ttradder
ask him to pick your cotton
These ideas are bogus.
ask him where his birth certificate is
This one is kind of bogus.
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thanks for your unwitting endorsement jamie
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I'm gonna challange him to a game of bball except here we don't have baskets so we gotta use the back of a pickup truck
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im pretty sure the durian thing is illegal if not in the US then in countries where the durian is more common
also mark that was the best post i've read in a long time did you write that yourself?
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hold up a sign saying "at least the MIDDLE EASTERN SHORELINES are still CLEAN! WAKE UP AMERICA!!"
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smother yourself in oil, get to the beach before him and start rolling around in agony just as he arrives
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alert the other klan members
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alert the other klan members
That was just uncalled for.
ask him when change is going to be changed?
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FAQ: we have a part of the beach directly adjacent to my place where all of the black folks hang out or used to hang out and the racist locals call it "chicken bone beach"
I'm going to tell him not to worry about that part its always fucked up
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im pretty sure the durian thing is illegal if not in the US then in countries where the durian is more common
I see them all the time in chinatown in philadelphia
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btw, geodude, I couldn't aim properly, that particular spot was obscured by a suit that was right in front of him. Damnit.
3993th post by the way
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it's okay i was lying in wait on the sandy knoll
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I see them all the time in chinatown in philadelphia
are you from philly everyclear. are you johnny casil
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show off your surfing skills
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hold up a sign saying "at least the MIDDLE EASTERN SHORELINES are still CLEAN! WAKE UP AMERICA!!"
hey yheah if there is oil spill here why isn't there oil spill in China?? something doesn't add up
controlled oiliness
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are you from philly everyclear. are you johnny casil
i'm not saying nothing
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read a book
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i'm not saying nothing
asia supermarket is cool and they've got durians. you're probably just talking about some small above-ground grocer tho
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I didn't see him but my cus who lives with me saw the motorcade. I did see part of his speech though and he said something about sending 18k national guard
great now I got to worry about oil and more feds when I come back in two weeks
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GW Bush had to inviade iraq for oil, but for obama the shit just washes up on the beach for him
i think i love you
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They shouldn't let the police guard the President. Most of them are redneck Klan members anyway.
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Have a tea party
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pretend you're keanu reeves in point break
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you should have dressed up like a human-sized seabird, drenched yourself in oil and floundered around in the surf, screaming like a seagull.
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GW Bush had to inviade iraq for oil, but for obama the shit just washes up on the beach for him
just wanted to say i appreciated this post
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offer himkkik fried chiken
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I didn't see him but my cus who lives with me saw the motorcade. I did see part of his speech though and he said something about sending 18k national guard
great now I got to worry about oil and more feds when I come back in two weeks
presidents still travel in motorcades? have we learned nothing :fogetnah:
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oh farren the sunshine will do you some good use that oil and get all greased up baby
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racist joke
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racist joke
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thanks for ruining the topic rhuan
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on a related note in order to keep whats left of this shit topic breathing, I might be switching sides.
I got my mom to make me a professional resume and put it out online for an oil relief job. She told me today that she used to work with a guy in the coastguard who had a heart attack a couple months ago and got transferred over to heading the oil relief effort via the coastguard in mobile, AL or something.
I usually jinx myself with shit like this but hopefully I can get the hookup, make some more money, and do something actually worth a fuck (saving environment) instead of being stuck on a stationary ship all the time.
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presidents still travel in motorcades? have we learned nothing :fogetnah:
yeah
actually, he told me it was around a mile long and stretched from the toll booth leading onto the island the beach is on (where I live) all the way back to the beginning of the bridge infront of the toll booth.
So basically the entire motorcade restricted itself to a long fucking bridge
that is not smart
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the best way to protect the president is to let everyone know where youll be protecting him.
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Somenwhere in australia theres no oil
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hold stand behind him and hold up a sign that reads doug beach