Alright, I'll start things off.
1. When I was three years old I was hit by a car when I was crossing the street. I ended up in a coma for 3 days and I still have a scar above my left cheekbone right down to this day.
2. I am unable to urinate in public urinals for some reason.
3. I once attended a party dressed up as a chocobo. Kweh!
Ok. Now it's your turn!
3 is a lie!
I'm going to come up with my own tonight.
1. I am active in my local Green Party.
2. One time, while riding a bicycle, I got hit by a car going about 40 kmph. Had to be brought to the hospital by ambulance with police escort. Aside from a few scrape wounds and muscle pains I was alright, though. The full work-up they gave me brought a rare but mostly harmless heart defect to light (an abnormality of the aortic valve) for which I now carry a small red card in my wallet.
3. At age 12 I modeled for a clothing brand and my pictures were on display in stores all over Holland.
i think the first was way too detailed to be true#3 must be true because you're in (or were in) art school. #2 and #1 are both about as likely to occur so let's ask Python.
1. i have two older sisters
2. i once almost drowned in a wave pool
3. i drive a crappy green corolla from 1998
Python 2.6.1 (r261:67515, Feb 11 2010, 15:47:53)
[GCC 4.2.1 (Apple Inc. build 5646)] on darwin
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> import random
>>> print("%s is a lie") % random.randint(1, 2)
1 is a lie
>>> nope sorry dada #3 is a lie. i mean i drove that in high school but not anymore--i can't afford a car!well, at least my logic was correct. people who do art have no money. :fogetshh:
well, at least my logic was correct. people who do art have no money. :fogetshh:
1. I enjoy tinkering with RM2k3.
2. I wank, on average, once daily.
3. After the death of my very affluent great grandfather four years ago in 2006, I learned that he placed me as his sole beneficiary on his will. I received over $4,000,000 USD and his estate which boasts a luxurious three stories and a picture-esque view of the nearby river. Unfortunately, it caught on fire and was not insured at the time, so now I have resorted to living in the spare bedroom of my parents' home, feeding off of whatever lies in their cabinet. I sit here today, broke, because I donated the $4,000,000 to help the homeless who are living in urban settlements throughout the United States.
Only two of these are true, and the other one is false - I bet no one can figure out which one it is.
2. I wank, on average, once daily.this is the lie. you certainly wank 8 or 9 more times a day than that.
I think the third is a lie. j/k I think they're all lies I think you're just a liar dada :fogethuh:in netherlands lies are currency because money is too advanced
1. I'm afraid of aliens, greys, extraterrestrial life forms in general#3 is false.
2. I'm afraid of Bolivians
3. I'm stalking a girl who is scared of birds in general
1. I once released a dance/electronica album which received some good crits but was then eaten by hard drive failure and the internet.
2. I once ejaculated in my girlfriend's mouth and it came out of her nose for hours after.
3. I am currently writing a paper about the motion-tracking limits of the Nintendo Wii Remote.
yeah 2 is the lie. I can swim... just not very wellit's supposed to be asked not ased don't worry!!
earlchip: im hoping 2 is the lie
Juris, I know that #3 is true because you mentioned her before - I'm going to go with #1.Hahaha, actually #3 was a trick question because it's in the present tense. 3 is the lie, we broke up awhile ago.
1. I have for about 4 months now been tattooing
2. I break out in hives from Insect bites/stings (ie: Mosquitoes and Bees)
3. I have lived in Saskatchewan for 1 1/2 months when I was 13years old
1. I roomed with a bunch of gay dudes at a convention.I KNEW you'd eventually start drawing gay porn. Way more lucrative than concept art after all.
2. I have worked in the gay porn industry.
3. I am gay.
1. I am active in my local Green Party.
2. One time, while riding a bicycle, I got hit by a car going about 40 kmph. Had to be brought to the hospital by ambulance with police escort. Aside from a few scrape wounds and muscle pains I was alright, though. The full work-up they gave me brought a rare but mostly harmless heart defect to light (an abnormality of the aortic valve) for which I now carry a small red card in my wallet.
3. At age 12 I modeled for a clothing brand and my pictures were on display in stores all over Holland.
I KNEW you'd eventually start drawing gay porn. Way more lucrative than concept art after all.
Must be 3.
All of mine were true.
Yep. I should have stuck with graphic design. You know... a real industry.Graphic design was hit pretty hard by the recession though.
Gay porn on the other hand...
If 1 is the lie, than 3 is false. You are wrong.your mind has been corrupted. let go of your insignificant notions of 'truth'
It's an impossible problem.
If 1 is the lie, than 3 is false. You are wrong.
It's an impossible problem.