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Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: GirlBones on November 16, 2010, 02:54:30 am
do you think you can win?

i remember there was a chess thread on these forums a while ago. is anyone a member of one of those free online chess sites? tell me where to join.

i haven't lost a game in like five months because i am only playing losers. who wants to make me lose.

pppppppppppppppppbt
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on November 16, 2010, 11:26:08 am
Bonjour chère clients.

1. e4
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Massy2k6 on November 16, 2010, 11:56:03 am
You sound really tough..

.. for a chess player
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: ATARI on November 17, 2010, 12:33:30 am
We had a chess tournament a while ago, but I dunno if people ever finished it. I just remember half the people forfeited or something because they didn't do moves in enough time and it ended up kind of failing a lot.
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on November 30, 2010, 09:27:58 pm
I believe GirlBones' flag has fallen several times over by now.
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 05:23:08 pm
I will chess you up Girlbones. I have been practising on the default mac OS game.

IT IS A CHEATER, but I have set the move voices to instruments, so it's very mellodic.

Like "Roo-ook to Knight four...Bishop to Knight twooo"

The beautiful game...
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 05:30:37 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR)

1. e4

to play, copy the image link and change the string at the end (see FEN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forsyth–Edwards_Notation) for more information).
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 05:41:58 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/pppppppp/2n3/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR)


Watch out for the cnichts!!!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Jeff on December 08, 2010, 05:42:33 pm
This is going to be epic.
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 05:48:48 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/pppppppp/2n3/8/3PP3/8/PPP2PPP/RNBQKBNR)


1.e4 Nc6
2.d4
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 05:53:32 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/1ppppppp/2n3/p1/3PP3/8/PPP2PPP/RNBQKBNR)

>:|
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: big ass skelly on December 08, 2010, 05:59:51 pm
Ah, the "don miguel" maneuver. I wonder how dada will counter
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 06:02:31 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/1ppppppp/2n3/p2P/4P3/8/PPP2PPP/RNBQKBNR)

1.e4 Nc6
2.d4 a5?????
3.e5
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 06:17:41 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/1ppppppp/8/p2Pn/4P3/8/PPP2PPP/RNBQKBNR)

I have the eye of the tiger Dada! You cannot force a retreat <o{:o)
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 06:26:46 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/1ppppppp/8/p2Pn/4P3/2N6/PPP2PPP/R1BQKBNR)
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 06:30:25 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/1ppp1ppp/4p2/p2Pn/4P3/2N6/PPP2PPP/R1BQKBNR)

Quick like a cat!!!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 06:32:07 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/1ppp1ppp/4p2/p2Pn/4P3/2N2N2/PPP2PPP/R1BQKB1R)

Develop your pieces you dweeb.
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 06:35:59 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/1ppp1ppp/4p2/p2Pn/4P3/2N2n2/PPP2PPP/R1BQKB1R)


:( FIRST BLOOD!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 06:42:41 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/1ppp1ppp/4p2/p2P/4P3/2N2Q2/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)

Quit giving yourself extra knights!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: jamie on December 08, 2010, 06:48:08 pm
it's been a while since i thought about chess. i like chess. faust i think you're gonna lose pretty badly judging on your strictly amateur opening......wise up.
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 07:08:27 pm
Faust isn't so bad off, he's about to take my pawn on the d-file and after that I have the choice of either taking it back or developing my bishop and pinning his (after he takes my other pawn on the e-file).
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 07:29:33 pm
Quote
it's been a while since i thought about chess. i like chess. faust i think you're gonna lose pretty badly judging on your strictly amateur opening......wise up.


Dude, you need to go read a book on chess, hopefully one called 'Chess for people who are really rubbish at recognising game winning opening plays'. My opening would put the tetris guys to shame.


Now try THIS shit on for size:


(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqk1nr/1ppp1ppp/4p2/p2P/1b2P3/2N2Q2/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)


Kablammo!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 07:58:49 pm
OK

(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bqk1nr/1ppp1ppp/4P2/p/1b2P3/2N2Q2/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 08:03:36 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bq11nr/1pppkppp/4P2/p4/1b2P3/2N2Q2/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)

Softly softly catchy dutchy.... :O!!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 09:17:40 pm
you are so dead.

(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bq11nr/1pppkQpp/4P2/p4/1b2P3/2N5/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 09:19:56 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bq11nr/1ppp1Qpp/3kP2/p4/1b2P3/2N5/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)

RUN MY LIEGE!!!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 08, 2010, 09:20:59 pm
Your incompetence will be remembered for generations!

(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r1bq11nr/1ppP1Qpp/3k3/p4/1b2P3/2N5/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2010, 09:26:20 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r11q11nr/1ppb1Qpp/3k3/p4/1b2P3/2N5/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)


Remember me as a peacemaker!!!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 09, 2010, 01:07:20 am
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r11q11nr/1ppb1Qpp/3k3/p3P/1b2/2N5/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 09, 2010, 01:35:01 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r11q11nr/1ppb1Qpp/2k3/p3P/1b2/2N5/PPP2PPP/R1B1KB1R)


The Tewkesbury poke gambit!!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 09, 2010, 02:43:54 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r11q11nr/1ppb1Qpp/2k3/p3P/1b2/2N1B/PPP2PPP/R3KB1R)
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 09, 2010, 04:15:04 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r11q111r/1ppbnQpp/2k3/p3P/1b2/2N1B/PPP2PPP/R3KB1R)

Booyow!!
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 09, 2010, 04:41:57 pm
(http://tomatoland.org/experiments/mfen/mfen.php?fen=r11q111r/1ppbnQpp/2k3/pB2P/1b2/2N1B/PPP2PPP/R3K2R)

Checkmate. gg
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: big ass skelly on December 09, 2010, 04:56:46 pm
I think that's what us gamers (salters?) call "getting pawned"
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 09, 2010, 05:12:20 pm
Whoa, weak. Well yeah, if cheating is fine then way to win.

(Cheater)
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 09, 2010, 05:20:08 pm
... congratulations ;_;
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: dada on December 09, 2010, 05:22:33 pm
*the sound of everybody cashing in on their bets*
Title: any one wanna play chess
Post by: Faust on December 09, 2010, 07:20:17 pm
Oh yeah also I totally let you win.

If anyone else wants to challenge the MIGHTY FAUST in a game where he doesn't let you win/let you cheat, STEP UP BROTHERS! We will chess the night away!