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General Category => General Talk => Topic started by: cowardknower on March 08, 2011, 06:45:14 pm

Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on March 08, 2011, 06:45:14 pm
so scott (known here as paragon) is a programmer.  and i am a programmer (new thing for me).  i work for a software company in nj.  my job flew him up for a 2 week trial period so they could see if they liked him and wanted him to legit work here.  pretty cool.

basically though it is WEIRD because he is an INTERNET PERSON but also a real human.  someone explain to me how this is possible.

also ask us questions.  and give us missions to go on.  assist scott in getting a 3 woman blowjob?  you bet.
man, i want a 3 woman bj.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Paragon on March 08, 2011, 06:47:45 pm
i have been kidnapped please help me someone help me
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: DDay on March 08, 2011, 07:46:58 pm
Tire to get on the New Jersey Shore (the show) when they start filming I don't care if you have to stalk them make it so.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: crone_lover720 on March 09, 2011, 12:25:59 am
working as a programmer in new jersey
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on March 09, 2011, 02:05:50 am
bro what are you tryina say ec
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on March 09, 2011, 02:05:57 am
i will fucking kill you i am from new jersey
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on March 09, 2011, 02:06:03 am
scott would catch a grenade for me
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Post by: Doktormartini on March 09, 2011, 02:13:18 am
Hey I will be in NJ April 3-10th what should I do?
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Terrorantula on March 09, 2011, 03:25:52 am
Try to get a couples rate at a bar. :P
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: DDay on March 09, 2011, 03:25:56 am
I'm from New jersey too.

Hey I will be in NJ April 3-10th what should I do?

Kill you self because it's fucking boring in New Jersey.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on March 09, 2011, 03:27:19 am
Hey I will be in NJ April 3-10th what should I do?

i hear jersey dirt is delish
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: crone_lover720 on March 09, 2011, 04:58:31 am
bro what are you tryina say ec
I managed to say everything I set out to say but now I want to add I'm sorry. my mission is to find these tamagotchi knockoffs I saw in peebles, or whatever other weird department store chain you have over there, when I was a tween. they were really cool because you could feed your pet hamburgers according to the package.

dday is from south jersey because he likes the eagles and the flyers but not the phillies.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Farren on March 09, 2011, 06:03:50 am
do people in new jersey look and talk like those people in jersey shore

do guidos really exist

I want to see and guido in real life because I think they are a figment of imagination that show scared the fuck out of me
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on March 09, 2011, 06:21:21 am
do people in new jersey look and talk like those people in jersey shore

do guidos really exist

I want to see and guido in real life because I think they are a figment of imagination that show scared the fuck out of me

guidos are people too do not treat them like a freak show.  maybe you are the freak.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Farren on March 09, 2011, 09:15:24 am
I most likely am but atleast I'm not a guido

guidos look like full sized oompaloompas

how the fuck do you even spell that oompaloompa

SNOOKI HOW MUCH FO DAT NOOKI
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Farren on March 09, 2011, 09:17:48 am
I got some distant polish relatives in new jersey on my passed grandmother's side but I don't know much about them except what my brothers told me from when they went to the family reunions like twice: that they're all fat and the seagulls in new jersey are really stupid and they'll eat pebbles if you throw them in the air.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on March 09, 2011, 09:31:45 am
dude, seriously.  im not kidding.  leave it alone.  i have family members who are guidos.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on March 09, 2011, 09:32:01 am
jsut fuck off
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Post by: Barack Obama on March 09, 2011, 10:21:54 am
dude, seriously.  im not kidding.  leave it alone.  i have family members who are guidos.
is that even a real thing? everything about the east coast outside of NY is totally fuckin' bogus.
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Post by: big ass skelly on March 09, 2011, 12:53:53 pm
Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone
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Post by: Farren on March 09, 2011, 02:06:04 pm
is that even a real thing? everything about the east coast outside of NY is totally fuckin' bogus.

I'd call you out on this but you're probably right :(

I dunno south florida was pretty cool from what I saw and virginia/maryland seemed aight.
 
Go to atlantic city, thats what its called right? I hear thats where its at.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on March 09, 2011, 02:57:08 pm
is that even a real thing? everything about the east coast outside of NY is totally fuckin' bogus.

im really genuinely serious
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: crone_lover720 on March 09, 2011, 06:20:31 pm
lots of "guidos" come from NY. but yeah you've got a lot of that kind of person even here in Philly, like if you cross the stereotypical frat boy/sorority babe with the jersey shore people, that's a caricature of your typical human being around these parts. media/market-driven hell + suburbs and middle-class income etc
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: DDay on March 09, 2011, 06:27:09 pm
I managed to say everything I set out to say but now I want to add I'm sorry. my mission is to find these tamagotchi knockoffs I saw in peebles, or whatever other weird department store chain you have over there, when I was a tween. they were really cool because you could feed your pet hamburgers according to the package.

dday is from south jersey because he likes the eagles and the flyers but not the phillies.

I like the phillies too and yes I'm from the south Jersey and most cast members form new jersey shore don't live in NJ thank god. I heard that most are form NY and one of the cast members lives in NJ.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: crone_lover720 on March 09, 2011, 07:00:32 pm
brian schneider hit an early tater in spring training today.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Swordfish on March 21, 2011, 10:02:47 am
The only thing i know to do with this is that episode of southpark "It's a Jersey thing", well that and when snookie got smoosh smooshed right in thw face.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Farren on March 21, 2011, 01:27:05 pm
what does that even mean?

did some dude nut in her mouth??

I thought that was a routine thing???
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Swordfish on March 21, 2011, 01:50:34 pm
Go look here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP1iDwAbjlo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP1iDwAbjlo), as far as i know i'ts not faked, but for all i know it could be, either way it's fun to watch.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: crone_lover720 on March 21, 2011, 08:12:56 pm
yeah, you shouldn't find that video fun to watch.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: big ass skelly on March 21, 2011, 08:44:50 pm
I liked the bit where that stupid broad got lamped. Bitch got owned. Should have punched her in the cunt. So hard she flew back to the kitchen. Piece of skank. Idiot vagina.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Swordfish on March 21, 2011, 09:05:11 pm
yeah, you shouldn't find that video fun to watch.
your right, i shouldn't but i can't help but enjoy watching the clip.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: DDay on March 21, 2011, 09:13:53 pm
yes you should be ashamed of your self how dare you watch it without sound effects http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwXXCBkgahw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwXXCBkgahw)
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: Swordfish on March 21, 2011, 09:35:47 pm
yeah i saw that one too but i thought it was more satisfying to watch in various speeds.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: HybridZero on April 01, 2011, 06:52:04 pm
did you get to meet jersey shore? i hear he's a pretty cool guy
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on April 01, 2011, 06:52:48 pm
update: scott took the job and will be moving to nj within a couple months.
Title: SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY
Post by: cowardknower on April 01, 2011, 06:52:55 pm
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