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Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Mince Wobley on April 08, 2011, 06:07:42 pm
The girl I've had a crush on for 1 year or so finally decide to banish me from her life because I stalked her a few times recently.


I know it's creepy and all. I want to change and meet people in a normal way and have real normal relationships rather than being a friendless lunatic who stalks people.


How do i do it?
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Ellie on April 08, 2011, 06:11:58 pm
Just stop? What's hard about that idgi
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: crone_lover720 on April 08, 2011, 06:21:03 pm
how did you stalk her/how did she find out? I don't know you, but it might do you good to realize that she's just another person, just like everyone else. idk I'm kind of a classic 'portrait of the artist as a young man' figure and while that has never translated into stalking for me I can understand how it could.

so essentially eliminate the desire to stalk someone
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Mince Wobley on April 08, 2011, 06:30:38 pm
Quote
how did you stalk her/how did she find out?

Phisically
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Massy2k6 on April 08, 2011, 07:02:35 pm
Nothing wrong with what your doing as long as you dont get caught.
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Malad on April 08, 2011, 07:07:57 pm
Physically? I figured after a year of practice you'd know how to keep your distance :P
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: ATARI on April 08, 2011, 07:33:28 pm
the only solution is to get down and bone
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Ellie on April 08, 2011, 07:37:02 pm
it's no longer stalking once she's six feet under
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Barack Obama on April 08, 2011, 08:19:23 pm
don't be gross dude
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Barack Obama on April 08, 2011, 08:23:46 pm
i remember when i was younger i used to semi-stalk in the sense that I would consciously go somewhere where I knew someone would be so we could run into each other, but I mean this was middleschool and normal flirting i guess.

if this person "banished" you from her life then you've blown it completely. are you in school right now? if so, there's a million different ways to meet people and be a normal bro without creeping up on babes
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Biggles on April 09, 2011, 03:14:23 am
I guess you have to talk to people instead of just hovering in  their vicinity hoping they decide you make good scenery. Personally, I find this very difficult as when I want to talk to people I only kind of know, I typically get anxious and freeze instead of starting a conversation, and then the fact that I'm doing it (again) sets me off recursively. It's never devolved into stalking though. If I make myself uncomfortable around people too easily, I just avoid them. I find that the situations in which I manage to choke out enough sound to start a conversation are generally the best ones. From there I suppose it's a matter of practice. Maybe I'm misunderstanding your mindset though.
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: crone_lover720 on April 09, 2011, 03:19:54 am
anxiety stinks. I've been beating it without drughelp but every so often it 'rears its ugly head'
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Farren on April 09, 2011, 05:30:42 am
just get drunk

well I know this isn't good advice for anyone prone to alcoholism
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Mince Wobley on April 09, 2011, 09:44:22 am
just get drunk

well I know this isn't good advice for anyone prone to alcoholism

That's how I got into this situation in first place
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Biggles on April 09, 2011, 01:52:30 pm
alcohol and anxiety don't make good companions.
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Ryan on April 09, 2011, 02:28:40 pm
maybe you could try not being a creepy asshole
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: cowardknower on April 09, 2011, 03:30:14 pm
Prayer.
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Kaworu on April 09, 2011, 04:26:46 pm
it's because you're not doing it good enough.
I suggest practice. Like, first you should spend a week just stalking some random old person, because they're prettymuch dead anyways and so won't notice you. Stupid coffin dodgers.

Then, maybe try someone closer to your own age, and just try and learn how paranoid young people are. maybe check out useful vantage points in the area.

Then move onto your target. If you want to be a proper stalker, you need a notebook, and write down her daily routine etc.

The key is not to be seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ is useful.

Enjoy. And I wish you luck as a successful S.T.A.L.K.E.R, look forward to seeing you on fox news (except I don't watch fox news because my IQ is higher than 2, but anyways... have fun and dont get caught :D​)
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Mince Wobley on April 09, 2011, 07:56:52 pm
maybe you could try not being a creepy asshole

This is what I'm trying to do thanks for the insight ryan

Kaworu thanks for the tips
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Post by: fatty on April 09, 2011, 09:09:47 pm
 If this was internet stalking I'd suggest you leave the internet for a while, as in, abstain from using social networks and/or instant messengers and just use it as you would otherwise. Since yours was physical in nature, maybe you should start stalking people on the internet? It's easier and it helps you feel really gross about yourself after a while, thus making it easier for you to actually stop stalking, et cetera.

 As for the meeting new people/getting friends part, try hanging out with people outside your age group, three years down or up should do if you're in your twenties or so. I get the feeling that you're lagging in your social skills, which should make you able to fit in with people younger than you, providing that you have common interests. That could help you get experiences that you've probably missed in the past.
 Older people are far better at this because they tend to accept that you can sometimes be awkward, recognize that they used to be like that when they were your age. If they ever tell you off for any mischievous shenanigans you might be up to, it's usually a good thing. Learn from what people slightly older than you are have to say.
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 10, 2011, 08:33:16 pm
i dont know man. try making female friends and not be always on the prowl? i mean females are human beings not aliens from mars. try to not think of screwing them all the time i mean if you do so then its prolly harder to screw. just talk to them about normal human shit.
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Mince Wobley on April 10, 2011, 08:40:43 pm
i dont know man. try making female friends and not be always on the prowl? i mean females are human beings not aliens from mars. try to not think of screwing them all the time i mean if you do so then its prolly harder to screw. just talk to them about normal human shit.

Most of my friends are female or insane
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Ellie on April 10, 2011, 08:47:33 pm
If the problem's that you're always horny maybe ask the doc for some pills
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Kaworu on April 10, 2011, 10:15:17 pm
a lot of anti depresants and anti-psychotiic meds fuck up your sex drive, so just go to a doctor and pretend you're bi-polar. Plenty of peope do it, just you'll have an actual reason(you're a weirdo) rather than most people who want cred amongst their hipster buddies.
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Barack Obama on April 10, 2011, 10:36:03 pm
anxiety stinks. I've been beating it without drughelp but every so often it 'rears its ugly head'
I've just normalized it and live a panicky and paranoid existence
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Barack Obama on April 10, 2011, 10:40:39 pm
Mince, take up smoking. That way if you're out stalkin' you can just sorta post up on a wall or something and when you get called on it you can be like "what? I'm doin' my thing here" then with a flick of your wrist make a single cigarette pop out of the corner of the pack, let your shades slide down the bridge of your nose so she can see your eyes, and ask her if she'd like to join you
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: crone_lover720 on April 11, 2011, 12:03:46 am
idk if this is the whole thing http://vimeo.com/groups/toons/videos/12836360 (nesfw,bnp)
I've just normalized it and live a panicky and paranoid existence
how did you get a wife then?
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Barack Obama on April 11, 2011, 01:02:45 am
im charming
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 11, 2011, 01:07:22 am
stalin had a wife
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 11, 2011, 01:10:55 am
take an eight of shrooms and walk down a gritty urban wasteland full of sketchy people and hookers that either makes you go insane forever or you stop giving a fuck about reality and social situations so you chill the fuck out and spit some mad game
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 11, 2011, 01:11:43 am
i have a premonition  that i will die soon every night i am afraid of sleeping because i think i wont wake up cant care about the Absurd dont have enough time
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Barack Obama on April 11, 2011, 01:12:33 am
stalin had a wife
who could pass on that mustache-ride?
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Barack Obama on April 11, 2011, 01:13:09 am
i have a premonition  that i will die soon every night i am afraid of sleeping because i think i wont wake up cant care about the Absurd dont have enough time

imagine having this premonition several times throughout the day
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 11, 2011, 01:14:04 am
stalin also used to be a communist bank robber gangster who funded through wild expropiations the bolshevik faction of the rsdlp so he probably had boatloads of swag
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 11, 2011, 01:14:49 am
imagine having this premonition several times throughout the day

at daggers drawn with the existent bromigo
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Barack Obama on April 11, 2011, 01:16:18 am
the other day while I was riding the bus on the freeway watching cars go by and I was thinking about how if I were to die in a car accident my last sensation, aside from severe pain of being mangled in the wreck, would likely be the taste of my own blood
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 11, 2011, 01:18:44 am
the other day while I was riding the bus on the freeway watching cars go by and I was thinking about how if I were to die in a car accident my last sensation, aside from severe pain of being mangled in the wreck, would likely be the taste of my own blood

my friend got shot six times he probably tasted his own blood too
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Barack Obama on April 11, 2011, 01:19:40 am
something to think about next time you get a bloody nose: this might be what it's like when time's up
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 11, 2011, 01:28:37 am
play some dumb instruments girls love that shit be in a band, become some dubstep dj and your pasty white nerdy swag will get you laid
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 11, 2011, 01:30:27 am
john frusciante was a fucking anxious wreck and sad state of a man and i bet he got a lot of pun. that before he started doing tons of H and became a worthless nerve ending
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: crone_lover720 on April 11, 2011, 03:45:19 am
play some dumb instruments girls love that shit be in a band, become some dubstep dj and your pasty white nerdy swag will get you laid
I will die first. if you're talking to mince he's from brazil.
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Marmot on April 11, 2011, 04:01:09 am
why are you going to die? also i heard before mince was a white brazilian
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: crone_lover720 on April 11, 2011, 04:22:36 am
dunno yet. maybe he is, I guess I only ever actually saw a picture of fuck ass bitch and he was pretty light himself.
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Ellie on April 11, 2011, 11:52:59 pm
wait what, people actually think about death and shit like that? I can't imagine being like that and I'm a suicidal tranny
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Ryan on April 12, 2011, 01:48:30 am
idk if you knew, but marmot is kinda a 'deep fellow'
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Farren on April 12, 2011, 04:21:48 am
wait we got more than one tranny here? I thought you was a girl

I think bout deep shit too sometimes
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Mince Wobley on April 12, 2011, 04:26:51 am
dunno yet. maybe he is, I guess I only ever actually saw a picture of fuck ass bitch and he was pretty light himself.

You keep bringing up the fact that I'm brazilian
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on April 12, 2011, 10:30:47 am
i think the best aspect of drinking as treatment for anxiety isn't the direct effect of alcohol, but the sense of not caring about anything trying to function with a massive hangover brings.

if you've been stalking her in person maybe some anxiety would do you good...
Title: How do you stop being a stalker
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