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General Category => General Talk => Topic started by: Mince Wobley on June 12, 2011, 10:26:54 pm
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Ok so here's the deal, I have a girlfriend I've been going out with for years, we're in a pretty serious relationship. We have no ways to support a child yet and I'm not ready for it. She isn't ready for it yet. She's also a minor (but above the age of consent ok?) and her parents wouldn't approve of it. They're also abusive, her mom does crack or something like that and her dad is an alcoholic and told her mom he'd kill her if she (gf) ended up pregnant. They're divorced and due to their addictions they'd have no way of helping us support the child. I've left my parents house some months ago in hostile way so we can't count on them either. I'm also owing money to some very dangerous people. Bottom line is, right now I don't think I can handle any of the responsibilities involved with raising a child. We're also having trouble trying to conceive. We've agreed on having one eventually but given the circumstances, we think having an abortion would be a better choice, though it still is illegal here.
What are some of the more... "undercover" options? After talking to some people who have done this before, misoprostol apparently is an abortive so that's what we're thinking of using. There's no way we'd use a coat hanger or something like that. Help me out.
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Haha you don't have a girlfriend.
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I will buy it
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50$ usd
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What.
You "want to have an abortion" but you've been having trouble trying to conceive.
Do you want one or not? I think I may just go with Ed on this one.
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Man I'm not going with you you're a dude.
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Don't go with ed you'll have deformed babies and you'll need abortions too!!!
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I hadn't thought of that outcome.
How unfortunate of him. I won't go with you Ed, I don't want deformed babies!
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Deformed? Compared to what? Eddie produces only the most beautiful offspring. I've heard they have golden hair and bronzed bodies
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Gays have deformed babies, that's why they can't get married. It's not ed's fault any more than it is Dr. Ears' fault. It's only their fault that they're gay together (and going to hell).
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The fucking velvet mafia is coming to silence you dissident.
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Deformed? Compared to what? Eddie produces only the most beautiful offspring. I've heard they have golden hair and bronzed bodies
I'm glad ed and you can make the master race.
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Deformed? Compared to what? Eddie produces only the most beautiful offspring. I've heard they have golden hair and bronzed bodies
knowing my luck they'll be half chinese
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before you have the abortion, check to see if these dangerous people you owe money to happen to be in the market for a baby with only slight mental retardations
if the answer is no, have the abortion immediately. i suggest coat hanger, but if none is available, a couple of quick jabs to the mother's stomach should suffice. if that doesn't work, try selling your girlfriend to the shadowy figures you owe money to. if that doesn't work just shoot yourself in the head. you're out of your element.
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This might sound heartless but considering the rest of the comments so far it may just appear considerate.
Has your girlfriend ever been punched in the stomach before?
Beating the sh*t out of your girlfriend specifically the stomach region could solve all your problems.
In this case, girlfriend beater ftw.
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No level of ironic humor can make domestic violence towards women funny. I think you've crossed the line here.
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we're of the generation who find the hangover movies funny, women are nothing more than jokes or sex objects.
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It's not like you can abort a fetus in mid-development by subjecting the girlfriend to ironic humor.
Really violence is the only solution that actually helps in this case. There's absolutely nothing funny about that, that's just how things are. (I don't have to be a mother or even a woman to tell you that getting punched repeatedly while pregnant is going to hurt her a LOT LESS than going through with actual childbirth.)
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Mince I don't know what the case is since you might be lying, so please listen: you cannot give a girl an abortion without her consent. It's wrong no matter what, but especially if the child isn't yours. Foul play is also very easy to detect by examining the placenta, and if this comes back to you, you're going to be looking at a LOT of prison time. I know this isn't a pleasant topic, but it needed to be said.
If she is your girlfriend, really your best option is to put the neonate up for adoption. Having an abortion can cause more problems with conception later on, so more babies later might not be an option. If she does give birth you can keep the placenta even if you're adopting the child out. If it's an unusual placenta they'll ask to keep it for study, but if the child was born healthy you can deny them and keep the spoils for your self.
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Have her eat a bag of Cheetos.