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Title: whos your favorite disney princes
Post by: hero_bash on December 03, 2011, 05:43:00 pm
lol
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Post by: thecatamites on December 03, 2011, 06:16:45 pm
aladdin
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Post by: dada on December 03, 2011, 06:30:30 pm
oscaru
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Post by: Faust on December 03, 2011, 06:48:27 pm
Gaston.
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Post by: crone_lover720 on December 03, 2011, 08:19:28 pm
they all are designed to reinforce gender roles \& instill capitalist ideals into the minds of children so

actually nala
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Post by: Kaworu on December 03, 2011, 08:48:08 pm
tinkerbell. she's short and blonde <3
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Post by: tuxedo marx on December 03, 2011, 08:54:58 pm
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Post by: dicko on December 04, 2011, 12:19:05 am
mrs. doubtfire
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Post by: J Chastain on December 04, 2011, 07:29:05 am
rescue rangers
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Post by: Terrorantula on December 04, 2011, 10:01:59 am
As I'm unfamiliar with the lsat two Princesses I'm going to say Mulan, with a nod toward Belle; both are less passive than many others. I often empathized with the song "Reflection" while struggling with my sexuality and identity as a teenager.
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Post by: Faust on December 04, 2011, 11:43:09 am
Actually yeah, if we're being serious then probably Belle. Or Rapunzel if she counts!
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Post by: hero_bash on December 04, 2011, 12:39:26 pm
Oh yea actually the recent Rapunzel is seriously pretty cool. Hm, I don't know bout Belle as I assumed all princesses are cardboard copies of taylor swift. Maybe I jsut forgot the movie, will watch it sooner anyway it's in the 1001 must watch movie list.
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Post by: Faust on December 04, 2011, 01:22:39 pm
Belle likes reading, that makes her great. Well, in comparison to her surroundings, which I can only assume is France either during WW1 OR during the dark ages. But then have guns, so it can't be the latter.

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Post by: Barack Obama on December 04, 2011, 03:08:55 pm
snow white
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Post by: Drule on December 04, 2011, 03:26:17 pm
(https://legacy.gamingw.net/etc/1.bp.blogspot.com/_PLMGk7yOBQw/TNVWLhBR9nI/AAAAAAAAASM/sfbiPaDhjmM/s1600/gaston.gif)
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Post by: Kaworu on December 04, 2011, 05:19:07 pm
always knew you were a gay
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Post by: DDay on December 05, 2011, 02:34:54 pm
jasmine I'll tap that.
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Post by: Swordfish on December 06, 2011, 03:23:50 am
Mulan, She kicks ass, litterally! Plus she's the most goth princess as well, not vissually but mentally, after all you can't get more non-conformist then going against the rules by dressing as a man and joining the army which could lead to her death.
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Post by: hero_bash on December 06, 2011, 07:43:42 am
If it was reallife, I doubt she would be killed if vever found out. Hundreds of men and a single woman, go figure.
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Post by: Farren on December 18, 2011, 09:15:56 pm
The mermaid, I dunno her name. Only the top half though.
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Post by: Warped655 on December 18, 2011, 10:06:03 pm
her name was Ariel.
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Post by: Farren on December 19, 2011, 01:56:26 am
I know that and my statement still stands...
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Post by: Faust on December 19, 2011, 02:45:54 pm
Would you prefer a fish bottom half and human top half Farren, or the other way around? If you HAD to choose one (not just full human or full fish).
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Post by: Farren on December 19, 2011, 03:00:34 pm
hmmmmmmmmmm

lets see

the top half can talk and I can only do one thing with one part of it...but fuck fishes are ugly...also if the bottom half was fishy she coulnd't really run away either...man this is harder than I thought it would be.
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Post by: Faust on December 19, 2011, 05:14:45 pm
I hear that man. There are no winners in this little conundrum ;_;!
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Post by: EvilDemonCreature on December 19, 2011, 08:21:55 pm
Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane!

Why is there always some nerd that mentions Mulan, but everybody always forgets about Jane? Not only is the person in charge of drawing her clearly the best at knowing how to make an animated chick look hot, it's the psychology and motivation behind her decisions that makes her the most attractive at all to me. Sure the man who lives with apes his hot, but I am absolutely certain that what attracted her to him was the fact that because of the context at which he was raised, and given his entire lack of experience with what the fairer sex entails, Jane might as well be a goddess to this man. She's a smart, civilized woman, so it's not like these facts are something she wouldn't be aware of. Her only two choices in the matter would be to either acknowledge it consciously, or accept it subconsciously. (Also, even if Tarzan had discovered how masturbation works entirely on his own, he can't really get hard if the only thing he can picture in his mind's eye is that a gorilla chick that sounds just like rosie o'donnel)


She doesn't love him personally, as much as she loves the idea of being worshiped by him personally. She clearly has a god complex, and that is really what seals the deal for me. (And don't try and give me any crap about how Jane isn't technically a princess. If Jane doesn't count, then there is absolutely no way Mulan counts either!)

Also, I can imagine some people preferring Ariel precisely because of the bottom half. Remember that Mermaids are, despite breathing water exclusively, still closer to mammals than actual fish. It wouldn't be like doing it with a fish, as much as it would be like doing it with a dolphin. There is probably a large subset of people that think the only thing imaginable that could be better than doing it with a dolphin, is doing it with a dolphin that also has boobs.
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Post by: Farren on December 19, 2011, 09:08:40 pm
where would you find the vagina on a dolphin then?

cus I don't wanna stick it in the wrong hole I heard that can kill seacreatures. Now having been enlightened by this tidbit I think I might have made up my mind.
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Post by: Terrorantula on December 19, 2011, 09:15:02 pm
Better to screw a marine biologist. . . :P

I don't know enough abut Jane to say anything... it appears she's not on the official or unofficial lists though. Whatever. And Gaston's a pompous, shallow ass. I need someone who loves others, not just himself.
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Post by: hero_bash on December 19, 2011, 09:34:05 pm
hmmm
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Post by: jamie on December 21, 2011, 04:34:03 am
Thanks for sharing that 4chan intel, Hero Bash. I'm sure we have more in store.
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Post by: EvilDemonCreature on December 21, 2011, 05:30:02 pm
Thanks for sharing that 4chan intel, Hero Bash. I'm sure we have more in store.

This is precisely why Ariel loses her tail, and the plot of that  entire movie she's in revolves exclusively around her not being a mermaid anymore.
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Post by: hero_bash on December 21, 2011, 05:41:50 pm
You'r welcome, I could send you a pic if you want.