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Post by: jamie on August 27, 2012, 06:23:20 pm: my brother was telling me earlier that he's up for a new job as head of the dairy department or something in Tesco right, and so I started making jokes about how he could start up a blackmarket dairy trade in the shop, dishing out close to sell by date cheeses for favours and stuff like that. he said it wasn't a funny joke but i thought it was pretty funny and i was looking forward to taking the schtick a lot further than he would tolerate so i was pretty let down by that. it was a few hours ago but it just popped into my head again just now.

pssh...what a bummer!
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Post by: dada on August 27, 2012, 06:30:48 pm: looks like you crossed the threshold of his lactose tolerance.
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Post by: jamie on August 27, 2012, 06:33:24 pm: now that's exactly the kind of wordplay he could have gotten on board with.
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Post by: ThugTears666 on August 27, 2012, 06:57:16 pm: personally i think you should milk the joke for all it's worth
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Post by: tuxedo marx on August 27, 2012, 07:09:53 pm: that is udderly terrible
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Post by: bort on August 27, 2012, 09:25:02 pm: in the words of b.simpson, you should have told your brother "[to ][/to] have a cow, man!"
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Post by: hero_bash on August 27, 2012, 09:37:07 pm: oh dairy
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Post by: ThugTears666 on August 28, 2012, 06:48:32 pm: No wonder the topic died, those jokes were so cheesy
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Post by: Belross on August 28, 2012, 09:31:51 pm: If your bro is gonna be head of the department, he must be pulling in some real cheddar, yo.
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Post by: JMickle on August 29, 2012, 12:54:53 pm: i dont give edam about this can we cheese stop it.
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Post by: Bin on August 29, 2012, 03:25:55 pm: These cheese related puns couldn't brie any worse.
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Post by: big ass skelly on August 29, 2012, 03:43:52 pm: fed up with these "dear dairy" threads
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Post by: JMickle on August 29, 2012, 04:35:34 pm: boirsan
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Post by: bonzi_buddy on August 29, 2012, 08:22:32 pm: emmental, my dear jmickle
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Post by: Vellfire on August 30, 2012, 02:00:30 am: i hope i don't Stand Alone in liking this thread
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Post by: goldenratio on August 30, 2012, 04:03:19 am: You better not be stringing us along.
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Post by: Hundley on August 30, 2012, 10:49:36 am: this topic really teaches my grandmother to suck eggs
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Post by: jamie on August 30, 2012, 07:53:28 pm: I've got no idea what any of you are talking about.
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Post by: ThugTears666 on August 30, 2012, 07:54:14 pm: Yeah I kinda lost it there too.
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Post by: goldenratio on August 30, 2012, 09:13:20 pm: You think you're cheddar than me?
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Post by: ATARI on August 30, 2012, 09:41:18 pm: It took a while to muenster up the courage to post
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Post by: hero_bash on August 31, 2012, 04:38:39 pm: SaltW 2012 reddit edition
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Post by: Vellfire on August 31, 2012, 04:53:39 pm: Quote from: Dad on August 31, 2012, 04:38:39 pm
SaltW 2012 reddit edition

delete saltw
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Post by: jamie on August 31, 2012, 04:56:50 pm: bleeped post
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Post by: mellytan on August 31, 2012, 05:16:59 pm: chicken butt
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Post by: dada on August 31, 2012, 05:32:17 pm: Quote from: Hundley on August 30, 2012, 10:49:36 am
this topic really teaches my grandmother to suck eggs
if truer words were ever spoken, I am not aware of them.
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Post by: ATARI on August 31, 2012, 11:57:33 pm: Quote from: Vellfire on August 31, 2012, 04:53:39 pm
delete saltw
about thyme
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Post by: JMickle on September 02, 2012, 09:14:35 pm: that's knot very funny
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Post by: bonzi_buddy on September 05, 2012, 07:15:06 am: Quote from: Hundley on August 30, 2012, 10:49:36 am
this topic really teaches my grandmother to suck eggs
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Post by: Malad on September 09, 2012, 03:36:35 pm: swiss cheese
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Post by: jamie on September 10, 2012, 08:12:18 pm: I'd like to take a stand and officially apologise for the creation of this topic. I knew there was a possibility of there coming from it what has come to pass, and yet I did it anyway. Story of my life. I hope you'll find a way to forgive me, somehow, and the next time you see a topic posted by 'jamie' you don't immediately shut down your computer and go shit yourself in disgust. I hope that there will be a brighter day at the other side of this for me...Hell, for us all.

Sincere thanks,
Jamie 'Poster's Remorse' Sime
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Post by: Malad on September 10, 2012, 08:19:00 pm: You disgust Me.
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Post by: hero_bash on September 11, 2012, 03:27:30 am: and Mr Malad doesn't like to be disgust
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Post by: goldenratio on September 11, 2012, 04:03:51 am: talk about an existential crisis...
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Post by: Roman on September 12, 2012, 03:42:05 pm: i'm disappointed in the entirety of saltw right now. a pun thread? what is this, REDDIT? (hyperjone)

edit: oh dad already made this observation. whatever bro.
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Post by: bonzi_buddy on September 12, 2012, 03:53:59 pm: what the fuck? can't have fun cos it's too easy? too cool for school, brother penis-in-face?
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Post by: Roman on September 12, 2012, 04:13:56 pm: you best step off bonzi_butthole
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Post by: bonzi_buddy on September 12, 2012, 04:23:41 pm: looks hella furious at Roman for a second, then steps on roman's toe with force!!! >:^B
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Post by: mkkmypet on September 12, 2012, 04:27:20 pm: hey weird but some of my irl friends had a similarly semi-ironic self-hating butter pun conversation just yesterday on facebook and i totes thought of this topic when i saw it

(https://legacy.gamingw.net/etc/i.imgur.com/lwheh.png)
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Post by: goldenratio on September 12, 2012, 05:22:47 pm: teenagers...
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Post by: ATARI on September 12, 2012, 05:23:31 pm: what is your profile picture
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Post by: mkkmypet on September 12, 2012, 05:25:49 pm: Quote from: ATARI on September 12, 2012, 05:23:31 pm
what is your profile picture

me??? http://www.facebook.com/mkkmypet
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Post by: ATARI on September 12, 2012, 08:12:05 pm: teen-agers...
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Post by: Malad on September 13, 2012, 10:58:05 pm: Why did the skeleton watch Top Gun alone?

Because he had noBODY to see it with
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Post by: Malad on September 13, 2012, 10:58:34 pm: Why couldn't the skeleton add 1+1?

Because he doesn't have a brain.
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Post by: tuxedo marx on September 13, 2012, 11:03:13 pm: Quote from: Malad on September 13, 2012, 10:58:05 pm
Why did the skeleton watch Top Gun alone?

Because he'd lost that loving femur
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Post by: ThugTears666 on September 14, 2012, 12:19:55 am: Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin
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Post by: ThugTears666 on September 14, 2012, 01:41:21 am: double post sorry gents