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Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: maroonracoon on December 19, 2012, 12:02:33 am
me and bwiz are gonna lay down some sweet syllables.. nce..nce..nce..

sweet summer tip toes
every day ana grows
by the way thats me
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: tuxedo marx on December 19, 2012, 12:03:38 am
syllables? you're not a hard-line tea drinker and enthusiast of japanese poetry at all *sips*
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: maroonracoon on December 19, 2012, 12:05:01 am
Quote from: geodude on December 19, 2012, 12:03:38 am
syllables? you're not a hard-line tea drinker and enthusiast of japanese poetry at all *sips*
my mom is chinese
you are very hard to please
sorry, im not good

(omg)
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: sambr on December 19, 2012, 12:06:08 am

 ??? ??? ???
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ?
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??


i got this


edit it was japanese but apparently the people at smf are racists
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: tuxedo marx on December 19, 2012, 12:07:21 am
simultaneously turning all the characters into question marks and parsing them as emoticons, which then don't appear

that's beautiful
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: maroonracoon on December 19, 2012, 12:09:29 am
Quote from: bwiz on December 19, 2012, 12:06:08 am
??? ??? ???
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ?
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??


i got this


edit it was japanese but apparently the people at smf are racists

hey bwiz what is wrong
for breakfast you munch gross thongs
i am gonna win
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: sambr on December 19, 2012, 12:13:04 am
ana i own two thongs
blue thong red thong gold thong green
i'm not a rapper
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: Swordfish on December 19, 2012, 12:16:25 am
That's three things not two
Learn to count, since you don't seam
able, DO better ok?

EDIT: i thought this was for any one, My mistake, just ignore me!
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: maroonracoon on December 19, 2012, 12:29:33 am
Quote from: bwiz on December 19, 2012, 12:13:04 am
ana i own two thongs
blue thong red thong gold thong green
i'm not a rapper
you are no counter
you are certainly no god
im eating cheese chips
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: maroonracoon on December 19, 2012, 12:31:53 am
Quote from: Swordfish on December 19, 2012, 12:16:25 am
That's three things not two
Learn to count, since you don't seam
able, DO better ok?

EDIT: i thought this was for any one, My mistake, just ignore me!

the cold winter frost
snowy night of a blue moon
youll taste defeat soon

omg no this is for everyone.. me and bwiz will take u all on... *shadez*
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: DDay on December 19, 2012, 12:41:12 am
free for all in here
you all will suck, I'm to be feared
all because I'm king
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Post by: goldenratio on December 19, 2012, 12:53:47 am
a pterodactyl
going bathroom. quiet. why?
the p is silent
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Post by: crone_lover720 on December 19, 2012, 12:55:36 am
I don't really understand
what you are all doing.
please help.
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Post by: maroonracoon on December 19, 2012, 12:59:16 am
abomination
apple fritters for breakfast
damn thats real healthy
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: DDay on December 19, 2012, 01:21:30 am
I'm going to work
So don't be a jerk to me
I'm going pee. see!
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: Warped655 on December 19, 2012, 01:40:33 am
Haikus are above
I would rather limerick
Rhymes are more fun heh


EDIT: wow my first line falls apart with being the start of a new page :P
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: dada on December 19, 2012, 02:15:20 am
Quote from: bwiz on December 19, 2012, 12:06:08 am
edit it was japanese but apparently the people at smf are racists
nah I'm willing to bet that whoever set up this forum (WHOEVER IT WAS????) just didn't properly set the character encoding.
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: dada on December 19, 2012, 02:27:18 am
HE JUST KEEPS TALKING
IN AN UNBROKEN SENTENCE
IT'S QUITE HYPNOTIC
(this is a reference)

Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: tristero on December 19, 2012, 02:36:36 am

digital blanket
let us talk video games
and prepare to die
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: mkkmypet on December 19, 2012, 03:09:36 am
hehe dada i know that reference! and i always liked the darkmateria remix song which uses those lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PdY__5lGGw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PdY__5lGGw)

obligatory:
a haiku for this topic
as part of my post.

EDIT: also, i challenge all of you to write your haiku poems according to ALL haiku rules! obviously, you must use a 5-7-5 syllable pattern (or morae pattern, if in Japanese); you must use no more than one verb; you must have a "kigo", or seasonal word; you must use elements which emphasize both the ephemeral and the eternal; etc... do it if you dare...!!
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: ThugTears666 on December 19, 2012, 03:33:43 am
how do haikus work again i have forgot
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: jerseys219 on December 20, 2012, 10:10:28 am

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children ][/
children]free jerseys for you,
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: hero_bash on December 20, 2012, 12:28:52 pm
merry christmasu
all SWer-san
i'm japanese ching
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Post by: Faust on December 20, 2012, 12:46:22 pm
you guys have clearly,
without irony, or pride,
embarrassed yourselves.
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 20, 2012, 03:37:28 pm
yall fucks are chump shit
golfer ass punk amateurs
leave this to the pros
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 20, 2012, 03:38:03 pm
seriously though
you should just give up before
you're hurt or something
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 20, 2012, 03:38:28 pm
insignificant
not interesting enough
to make jokes about
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: JMickle on December 20, 2012, 04:02:56 pm
suck my mystic j-pop
cantankerous haiku
while draggin the bud
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: JMickle on December 20, 2012, 04:04:00 pm
it eliminates
any possible present
doubt that haikus rule
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: DIRTBIKE666 on December 20, 2012, 04:24:21 pm
No No No No No
Barf Satan Barf Barf Vomit
No No No No No

Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: bonzi_buddy on December 20, 2012, 05:40:53 pm
Quote from: DIRTBIKE666 on December 20, 2012, 04:24:21 pm
No No No No No
Barf Satan Barf Barf Vomit
No No No No No


EDIT i mean i don't mean to toot my own penis but i never thought about this THIS way, can you bellliiiiviit? as a matter of frack.
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: Ice Baby1 on December 20, 2012, 05:49:12 pm
Quote from: DIRTBIKE666 on December 20, 2012, 04:24:21 pm
No No No No No
Bart Satan Bart Bart Vomit
Don't Have A Kow, Man


Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 20, 2012, 06:25:10 pm
j-pop? dont you mean
j-off? adolf? scrotum toss?
fuk u haiku bich
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 20, 2012, 06:25:47 pm
barf barf barf barf barf
barf barf barf barf barf barf barf
barf barf barf barf barf
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: JMickle on December 20, 2012, 11:28:27 pm
just trying to say
in words you understand, cause
you bum shit like that
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: JMickle on December 20, 2012, 11:29:16 pm
you try to tell me
barf barf barf barf barf barf barf
you just lost for words
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: DIRTBIKE666 on December 21, 2012, 02:50:54 am
i live each day in
a fedora hat because
it pleases me so much
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: Ice Baby1 on December 21, 2012, 04:28:18 am
aaagh aarrgh aah ahh aah
aaaaaaagh rrraaaarghhhh aaaahhh aaaagh arrrgh argh agh
aaaaagh aaaaa aaaa AAAAA AAAAAAAA
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: hero_bash on December 21, 2012, 06:05:24 am
can we we can we
yes yes yes yes like a yes
do a barf now barf
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 21, 2012, 06:12:25 pm
Quote from: JMickle on December 20, 2012, 11:29:16 pm
you try to tell me
barf barf barf barf barf barf barf
you just lost for words


you wouldnt know words
if words bit you on the dick
words?  WORDS?  WORDS?????  WORDS??????? turds
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: goldenratio on December 21, 2012, 06:55:57 pm
heard words nerd, herd curds
spring king wringing fingers clean
balk a talk to walk
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 21, 2012, 09:23:43 pm
Quote from: goldenratio on December 21, 2012, 06:55:57 pm
heard words nerd, herd curds
spring king wringing fingers clean
balk a talk to walk

come on, john, really?
dont need your shit so get off it.
youve got bon bon tits.
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 21, 2012, 09:25:29 pm
Quote from: goldenratio on December 21, 2012, 06:55:57 pm
heard words nerd, herd curds
spring king wringing fingers clean
balk a talk to walk

furthermore, observe:
your line two ended early.
leave the adults be.
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: goldenratio on December 21, 2012, 09:49:48 pm
line two was 7
syllables i counted them
like a hundred times
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: JMickle on December 22, 2012, 12:09:36 am
look at these suckers
argue over syllables
whoe gives a fuck about 5 anyway
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: JMickle on December 22, 2012, 12:10:36 am
bitch cant even read
"nyeh nyeh nyeh look at your 2"
there aint a mistake
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: JMickle on December 22, 2012, 12:11:24 am
next time try to fight
someone who aint gonna be
destroying you, bitch.
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: Faust on December 22, 2012, 12:23:25 am
You must give a shit
about the syllables or
else-wise what's the point?
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Post by: JMickle on December 22, 2012, 12:30:42 am
attacking amounts
of syllables when you could
spit mad words is dumb
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: hero_bash on December 22, 2012, 01:45:06 am
as far as i know
as long as (n) (n+2)
and (n). it's haiku
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: DIRTBIKE666 on December 23, 2012, 08:00:32 am
eat my stanking crud
enjoy a steaming turd meal
I'm not good with poems
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: Neuropath on December 23, 2012, 08:51:06 am
Quote from: HB Hero Bash on December 22, 2012, 01:45:06 am
as far as i know
as long as (n) (n+2)
and (n). it's haiku

Good haiku compares
Two things meaningfully like
Mine does but not yours

...

Pedant and good man
One cannot be both at once
I am so ashamed

Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: JMickle on December 24, 2012, 01:46:42 am
i am tired and
i have been very stressful
please be nice to me
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 24, 2012, 06:30:28 pm
lol
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: hero_bash on December 25, 2012, 07:57:04 am
do you give a shit
about rhyme as well cause it
is where the poem hit
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: JMickle on December 27, 2012, 09:12:03 pm
rhyming with a
word in the middle of a
sentence sucks major balls
Title: HAIKU BATTLE
Post by: cowardknower on December 27, 2012, 10:29:56 pm
a big succulant
phallus awaits your suction.
i will be waiting.