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Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Dark Angel on October 20, 2007, 05:10:21 am

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20071020/D8SCOD600.html

lmao oh man. This is just weird. I don't know, it seems more like a jab at her haters, after-the-fact. "Oh ho ho you think I'm a witch? Well how's THIS!?"
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Post by: something bizarre and impractical on October 20, 2007, 05:21:11 am
Yeah, it's pretty weird that someone would make a character in their story gay.
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Post by: mkkmypet on October 20, 2007, 05:21:58 am
hehe yeah i heard about this earlier. guess it explains why he's so good with a wand. :naughty:
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Post by: Mama Luigi on October 20, 2007, 05:22:59 am
That is awkward, yes.

On an unrelated note I love how some crazy Christians hate Harry Potter books because of their godlessness but o wat do we hav here celebratin chistmas no doubt (in like every book).
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Post by: Paranoia Dude on October 20, 2007, 05:23:07 am
sounds like a cop-out to make the character fit more with Ian McKellen imho

just like how his death felt like a cop-out to avoid using a replacement for too long
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Post by: XxSylverxX on October 20, 2007, 05:33:10 am
uh...so what? characters in books are supposed to be like people in real life to an extent, and shock and awe theres gay people in real life too.
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Post by: something bizarre and impractical on October 20, 2007, 05:34:01 am
uh...so what? characters in books are supposed to be like people in real life to an extent, and shock and awe theres gay people in real life too.
Proof?
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Post by: XxSylverxX on October 20, 2007, 05:41:37 am
your gay.
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Post by: crone_lover720 on October 20, 2007, 05:50:30 am
this pretty much wraps up her whole storytelling philosophy

just look at all the great quotes in there. I started pasting them into the post but it's the whole thing really. even the hehgheh take that christian's part, it's like, the manifesto of fanfiction witers. also did you guys know snapesnogger is actually rowling herself??
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Post by: Dark Angel on October 20, 2007, 05:54:12 am
Yeah, it's pretty weird that someone would make a character in their story gay.

That is not what I meant AT ALL.
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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on October 20, 2007, 06:19:48 am
haha what

either i read the books poorly and missed a lot or this is just completely out of the blue
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Post by: Tigress on October 20, 2007, 06:20:39 am
sounds like a cop-out to make the character fit more with Ian McKellen imho

just like how his death felt like a cop-out to avoid using a replacement for too long


I don't think so... She has boxes and boxes of the "backstory" with detailed bios of all her characters. I mean, we don't have the papers, so we don't know for sure, but it sounds really dumb to just say "oh yeah he's gay" out of nowhere...
haha what

either i read the books poorly and missed a lot or this is just completely out of the blue

actually, in the last book, I *thought* there was more going on between him and Grindenwald. I thought for a split second they were gay, but I pushed it out of my mind.
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Post by: Cray on October 20, 2007, 06:25:54 am
Oh NO! first the old beardy wizard from Lord of the rings and now this! What's the new fad with gay old magic people? Is it because it's less icky considering they don't have sex?
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Post by: JakeyZombie on October 20, 2007, 06:26:33 am
Can you imagine the Harry X Dumbledore fanfics from when he was vulnerable and first came to Hogwarts?
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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on October 20, 2007, 06:34:34 am
Oh NO! first the old beardy wizard from Lord of the rings and now this! What's the new fad with gay old magic people? Is it because it's less icky considering they don't have sex?

Gandalf's not gay.
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Post by: parasun on October 20, 2007, 06:45:40 am
This is just stupid... If she were to publish a book full of unknown information on the Harry Potter universe it wouldn't be so random... It's like saying Godzilla is gay...
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Post by: dada on October 20, 2007, 08:44:27 am
On an unrelated note I love how some crazy Christians hate Harry Potter books because of their godlessness but o wat do we hav here celebratin chistmas no doubt (in like every book).
Hard-liners come out every once in a while to denounce things. Especially science fiction and fantasy are subject to their criticism. Take any popular fantasy movie or series, like Heroes or Pokémon, for example. They seem like relatively harmless programs, but according to some christians, watching these shows is like worshipping the devil. After all, they argue, since the fantasy elements (e.g. magic powers) were not granted to the characters by god, they "must have come from the devil". Literally. But then again it's probably best to completely ignore these people!
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Post by: headphonics on October 20, 2007, 08:49:00 am
also, about the christmas remark, if i had to take a guess why people in the harry potter universe celebrate christmas, it would probably be that it's because some type of santa clause existed, and he was just a ROGUE WIZARD delivering presents to unsuspected muggles or whatever the fuck she would concoct.  for the books to be anything but godless in the eyes of christian critics, they'd actually have to celebrate christmas as the birth of jesus christ, otherwise it doesn't mean anything, and i very much doubt that would've been the case.

ps this is craaaaazy i wonder if grindelwald was down with the cock too


pps who the fuck criticized POKEMON for being anti-christian?  i never heard about that!  it seems kind of senseless since like, who would expect anything else from a game imported from a country where christianity is far from the major religion?
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Post by: Tigress on October 20, 2007, 09:01:59 am
This is just stupid... If she were to publish a book full of unknown information on the Harry Potter universe it wouldn't be so random... It's like saying Godzilla is gay...

I was going to say it's part of some intricate story, or that he probably had something happen to him earlier in his life, etc etc. But her point was that there are gay people in real life, so its totally normal for someone to be gay in the harry potter world. I mean, in real life, are there really any discrimination of who is born gay or not? No, it could be just random too. Of course, people want to say it's part of the genes, etc. But really, it's just random!
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Post by: Frisky SKeleton on October 20, 2007, 09:10:53 am
Hard-liners come out every once in a while to denounce things. Especially science fiction and fantasy are subject to their criticism. Take any popular fantasy movie or series, like Heroes or Pokémon, for example. They seem like relatively harmless programs, but according to some christians, watching these shows is like worshipping the devil. After all, they argue, since the fantasy elements (e.g. magic powers) were not granted to the characters by god, they "must have come from the devil". Literally. But then again it's probably best to completely ignore these people!

those examples are pretty silly, because in both cases the powers are physical not magical.
the harry potter series uses magic, though, and sorcery is kinda a no-no in the bible! not only this the series are aimed at kids. there are things that are alligned with christian values, things that are neither edifying nor destructive, and things that are against christianity, like magic.
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Post by: Vale on October 20, 2007, 11:33:59 am
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Gandalf's not gay.

The actor who played him in the movies is, apparently.

Also Gandalf the Gay aha aha aha

Also, I think JK Rowling is just trying to be politically correct with all this gay nonsense to get more idiots to buy her books O_O_O_O
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Post by: 3vasion on October 20, 2007, 11:57:12 am
Wait, wtf.

I've always seen him as a lady's man... But maybe homosexuals are in tune with their magicial side or something and get important roles in the Wizarding community because of that?

This just in: CORNELIUS FUDGE IS GAY.
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Post by: Vellfire on October 20, 2007, 12:01:26 pm
"Oh my god the fan fiction"




J.K. Rowling sits around reading her own work's fanfiction?

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pps who the fuck criticized POKEMON for being anti-christian?  i never heard about that!  it seems kind of senseless since like, who would expect anything else from a game imported from a country where christianity is far from the major religion?

The same people who called D&D anti-Christian. (http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html)
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Post by: Brown on October 20, 2007, 01:52:53 pm
man reading the books i did not even consider questioning dumbledore's sexuality. its so out of the blue for me. i mean it doesnt explain anything to me lol, hes gay thats it.
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Post by: Safari on October 20, 2007, 02:47:33 pm
I think you can find tons of context clues for this. Two of the bigger ones would be:

There's other times when it seems quite plain if you read between the lines, but I think these two are the most obvious.
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Post by: Melee Master on October 20, 2007, 03:09:26 pm
I wonder if Aberforth knows...
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Post by: spacelion on October 20, 2007, 03:28:34 pm
For those who think this is out of the blue, Rowling has plans to release a Harry Potter encyclopedia-type thing, which character bios are list.  Pretty sure she'd had this in her head for a while!
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Post by: Lars on October 20, 2007, 03:39:40 pm
The actor who played him in the movies is, apparently.
That still doesn't make Gandalf gay.
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Post by: Supra Mairo on October 20, 2007, 03:42:35 pm
Or does it?

:mmh:
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Post by: baseball19225 on October 20, 2007, 03:45:10 pm
Dumbledore's closeness to Harry. It always seems to go a little farther then a mentor-student relationship for Dumbledore, especially after the incidents in the Department of Mysteries and in the imaginary King's Cross near the end of the story, when he's explaining how he cares about Harry so much. There's a good chance that Harry reminded him of the young Grindewald. He'd be about the right age from about the 5th book on, wouldn't he?
oh come on! re-read that, and then think about the fact that
-it's a children's book series
-it'd make him GAY PAEDOPHILE HERO which would be suicide as an author
-it's dumb ARE YOU DUMB
-Dumbledore may be gay, but it doesn't mean he gets a boner for every guy, even if he's like someone he knew once
-he'd be strong enough not to fall for a student
-the theory seems like you've just made this tenuous connection GAY TO GAAAY
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Post by: missingno on October 20, 2007, 03:50:30 pm
cool.

he probably wasn't originally intended to be a GAY CHARACTER but as the story developed she was probably like "heh its possible"
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Post by: crone_lover720 on October 20, 2007, 03:53:09 pm
"Oh my god the fan fiction"




J.K. Rowling sits around reading her own work's fanfiction?

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The same people who called D&D anti-Christian. (http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html)
I had a friend in highschool whose parents wouldn't allow him to play any D&D-based games (Neverwinter Nights etc) because of this and "they'll ruin your life". pretty far north from the bible belt too! we called him Snausages

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We have since been told that [pokemon cards] are stepping stones to the 'Magic cards' that have been popular for the last few years, which we do not allow."
g-gateway TCGs  :shocking:
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Post by: XxSylverxX on October 20, 2007, 03:53:41 pm
im pretty sure she was just trying to start people getting offended by her work again, the pagan anti-christian banter has died off.
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Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on October 20, 2007, 04:06:05 pm
How can a fictional character have a sexual preference?
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Post by: HL on October 20, 2007, 04:15:18 pm
How can a fictional character have a sexual preference?
uhhh

if the fictional guy would like otherfictional guys in a sexual manner then he is homosexual.


you were kidding right
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Post by: Mince Wobley on October 20, 2007, 04:41:25 pm
I wonder if he likes barebacking
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Post by: Shadow Kirby on October 20, 2007, 05:15:05 pm
First cowboys, now wizards. What will be the last bastion of heterosexuality?
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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on October 20, 2007, 05:41:39 pm
First cowboys, now wizards. What will be the last bastion of heterosexuality?

Shit. Next will be gay Vikings.
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Post by: Zatham on October 20, 2007, 05:42:41 pm
  • Dumbledore's closeness to Harry. It always seems to go a little farther then a mentor-student relationship for Dumbledore, especially after the incidents in the Department of Mysteries and in the imaginary King's Cross near the end of the story, when he's explaining how he cares about Harry so much. There's a good chance that Harry reminded him of the young Grindewald. He'd be about the right age from about the 5th book on, wouldn't he?
Wth!? Make this hetero for a second. If a really really old chick is tutoring a KID boy... is she going to have feelings for him?
Just because he's gay doesn't make him a pedo.
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Post by: Wash Cycle on October 20, 2007, 06:01:09 pm
Shit. Next will be gay Vikings.
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Post by: Trash Head 2 on October 20, 2007, 06:10:44 pm
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"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

this is fucking amazing. everybody try to picture this in your head for a moment.

hundreds of harry potter fans wearing harry potter t-shirts first gasping in surprise, then promptly shifting to rising applause and periodic shouts of "Bravo!" at the cursory mention of a character being gay. members of the audience begin whispering to one another admiringly about how progressive of an author JK Rowling is
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Post by: mkkmypet on October 20, 2007, 06:22:48 pm
oh also:

i take out my robe and wizard's hat.







then i tell you i'm gay.
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Post by: Safari on October 20, 2007, 08:19:26 pm
oh come on! re-read that, and then think about the fact that
-it's a children's book series
-it'd make him GAY PAEDOPHILE HERO which would be suicide as an author
-it's dumb ARE YOU DUMB
-Dumbledore may be gay, but it doesn't mean he gets a boner for every guy, even if he's like someone he knew once
-he'd be strong enough not to fall for a student
-the theory seems like you've just made this tenuous connection GAY TO GAAAY
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Wth!? Make this hetero for a second. If a really really old chick is tutoring a KID boy... is she going to have feelings for him?
Just because he's gay doesn't make him a pedo.
I'm sorry, but both of you are making unwarranted assumtions about human sexuality which only reflect the socially acceptable standards of the day. The moral values you are attempting to advance have little or no reflection on what can be, and usually is felt naturally as a human being. Humans reach physical maturity during puberty, which had already occured to Harry by the events I had cited. Given this, I think it would be perfectly reasonable for someone to feel sexually attracted to another physically mature person they spend any amount of close time with, even without being a "paedo" and especially if that person reminded him of someone he had a strong sexual attraction to previously.

Personally, I think this kind of subtext would make Rowling even better of an author then I already think she is.
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Post by: Ragnar on October 20, 2007, 11:06:31 pm
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The same people who called D&D anti-Christian. (http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html)

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Turkey Warns Against Pokemon


ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) -- Turkey's health minister urged TV stations Saturday to replace Pokemon cartoons with other children's programs after a 7-year-old girl jumped off a balcony apparently believing she was a Pokemon character with superhuman powers. Seda Aykanat, who jumped off her fifth-floor balcony Friday and broke her leg, was the second Turkish child to jump off a balcony apparently to imitate Pokemon characters -- cartoon animals with special powers. Earlier, a 4-year-old boy sustained injuries after a similar jump. Health Minister Osman Durmus already had asked ministry experts to study the effect of the Pokemon cartoon on children. The experts concluded Friday that the cartoon distanced children from reality, confused them by presenting both ''good and bad heroes,'' and desensitized them to violence, daily Hurriyet reported Saturday. Full story at: http://www.newsday.com/ap/text/international/ap934.htm


The real lesson here is TURKEY HAS SUPER-CHILDREN who can fall from 100-story buildings and barely get hurt
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Post by: Ragnar on October 20, 2007, 11:12:03 pm
Also I thought all wizards were gay (except if it's an anime then they're very very dirty old men)

And I just figured vikings raped everything (including the occasional piece of furniture)
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Post by: missingno on October 20, 2007, 11:13:25 pm
The pokemon cartoon fucks kids up.

But if they knew the glory of the pokemon games...they would know the meaning of life.
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Post by: Parker on October 20, 2007, 11:16:45 pm
uh...so what? characters in books are supposed to be like people in real life to an extent, and shock and awe theres gay people in real life too.
Not according to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! (sorry if joke had been said earlier, too long didn't read)
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 12:04:55 am
I'm sorry, but both of you are making unwarranted assumtions about human sexuality which only reflect the socially acceptable standards of the day. The moral values you are attempting to advance have little or no reflection on what can be, and usually is felt naturally as a human being. Humans reach physical maturity during puberty, which had already occured to Harry by the events I had cited. Given this, I think it would be perfectly reasonable for someone to feel sexually attracted to another physically mature person they spend any amount of close time with, even without being a "paedo" and especially if that person reminded him of someone he had a strong sexual attraction to previously.

Personally, I think this kind of subtext would make Rowling even better of an author then I already think she is.

jesus CHRIST dude you seriously are analyzing a fucking children's novel and saying there are SUBTEXTS ABOUT A FAGGOT HEADMASTER.

Trash Head 2 is right this is just funny as hell because of how pathetic it is!
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Post by: Alec on October 21, 2007, 12:18:39 am
The Christian hate groups on TCGs are retarded. Didn't the pope praise M:TG as an effective learning tool for developmental children? I mean, you're life's gotta suck to be playing into your twenties, but I don't see why the religious hate.

On topic: It does seem like an out of the blue thing that Rowling just decided willy-nilly, possibly after reading rumors on fan sites. I refuse to believe that she is a capable enough writer that any subtext that people are now finding in the novels are more than the I-see-what-I've-been-told property. I'm sure if someone influential to any reasonably long series announced one of the characters was really into bestiality, you would begin to view the subject with that in mind, and find things to affirm that, whether they were originally intended to or not.

Also, it's a CHILDREN'S BOOK SERIES. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with teaching children tolerance, but this announcement was obviously made for the older, minus-a-life fans who wanted something juicy to nibble on, as with the encyclopedia that's being planned.
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Post by: ATARI on October 21, 2007, 12:26:19 am
If it wasn't evident in the actual books I don't understand why the hell this matters now at all.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 12:27:55 am
If it wasn't evident in the actual books I don't understand why the hell this matters now at all.

the fanfics of snape eating out dumbledore's asshole are going to crush fanfiction.net in a few minutes and then deviant art and furtopia will get sucked into the hole that will be left behind.
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Post by: Sludgelord on October 21, 2007, 12:35:17 am
currently working on: dumbledore and the magical teabag
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Post by: Xeno|Soft on October 21, 2007, 12:38:09 am
It was only brought up because in the latest movies she found out that they plan on giving him a love interest of sorts...so she told them, and I guess told the word I guess, huh.
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Post by: baseball19225 on October 21, 2007, 01:06:13 am
I'm sorry, but both of you are making unwarranted assumtions about human sexuality which only reflect the socially acceptable standards of the day. The moral values you are attempting to advance have little or no reflection on what can be, and usually is felt naturally as a human being. Humans reach physical maturity during puberty, which had already occured to Harry by the events I had cited. Given this, I think it would be perfectly reasonable for someone to feel sexually attracted to another physically mature person they spend any amount of close time with, even without being a "paedo" and especially if that person reminded him of someone he had a strong sexual attraction to previously.

Personally, I think this kind of subtext would make Rowling even better of an author then I already think she is.
why are you sorry lmaaaao.

again, you've just made this link from "HE'S GAY?" to "his closeness to another male must mean... OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE". you're analyzing the actions of a gay wizard headmaster based on his lecturing of one pupil (who he was close to maybe so they could... SAVE THE WORLD).

in a series of books about witches and wizards.

for children.
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Post by: Marcus on October 21, 2007, 01:11:05 am
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The Christian hate groups on TCGs are retarded. Didn't the pope praise M:TG as an effective learning tool for developmental children? I mean, you're life's gotta suck to be playing into your twenties, but I don't see why the religious hate.

When you have a game that encourages the summoning of demons and casting of magic which goes completely against most religions, one can only logically believe that it's anti-religious.

Me, I don't care.  It's not converting me to believe that magic or demons are cool but a white guy who calls black people nigger but says he isn't racist still advocates racial slurs, amirite?
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 01:11:52 am
why are you sorry lmaaaao.

again, you've just made this link from "HE'S GAY?" to "his closeness to another male must mean... OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE".

in a series of books about witches and wizards.

for children.

safari is also writing a series of books though he prefers they be referred to as volumes.

ergo (heh, a little terminology for you) he is more qualified to speak on the eroticisms between man and child; might I recommend some Socrates where he spoke unto the love of a man and a boy?
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Post by: headphonics on October 21, 2007, 01:14:05 am
heh adeline.... please spare us the your posturing stances of moral superiority.  like myself, safari has finally become disillusioned enough with "the system" as we free thinkers call it, to finally begin to question the world around us.  you see, the concepts you're trying to force on us in this topic have absolutely zero basis in reality.  they are merely arbitrary judgements; metaphysical in nature, with no proper bearing on the world.  perhaps someday you will lay down the mantle of the philistine and, like us, shed your inhibitions and assumptions about society, for as my freshman philosophy professor down at the local community college once said... right and wrong are just words, preached to us by an unthinking, unquestioning flock of sheeps.
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Post by: Parker on October 21, 2007, 01:18:04 am
right and wrong are just words, preached to us by an unthinking, unquestioning flock of sheeps.
lol
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Post by: baseball19225 on October 21, 2007, 01:23:23 am
heh adeline.... please spare us the your posturing stances of moral superiority.  like myself, safari has finally become disillusioned enough with "the system" as we free thinkers call it, to finally begin to question the world around us.  you see, the concepts you're trying to force on us in this topic have absolutely zero basis in reality.  they are merely arbitrary judgements; metaphysical in nature, with no proper bearing on the world.  perhaps someday you will lay down the mantle of the philistine and, like us, shed your inhibitions and assumptions about society, for as my freshman philosophy professor down at the local community college once said... right and wrong are just words, preached to us by an unthinking, unquestioning flock of sheeps.
Ugh heh are you serious... I could teach you a thing or two. It's called the Matrix have you heard of it???BULLSHIT MOVIE because they stole from animes and Darkcity. I also read Sophie's World (twice!), a Wikipedia article about Derrida and deconstruction, and my friend once said the word Kant so I think I am far more qualified than you.
Right and wrong are more than just words... theyre weapons and tools. When you wield the power of language, you can take over the world. And there are some people who go too far with it... but never underestimate their danger. There is no need to lose inhibitions and assumptions... all that is in the world is all that there is. Believe in the reality, believe in the now. Why dont you pull your head out of the tome and get some fresh air for once you "radical".
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Post by: Liberty on October 21, 2007, 01:29:42 am
He's gay. Big whoop. I actually figured that before the 'unveiling'. I won't say that it's obvious, but it's there if you look. And you're right, it is a kids book, so it doesn't really focus on the relationship side of things other than making out, even with the hetro relationships.

It's not like she deliberately led us to believe that he was straight. Come on - he's one of a few of the elder wizards/witches that don't have a spouse. There was always going to be a chance that someone was gay (I'd pegged Charlie Weasley and Dumbledore myself. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.)

Besides, he isn't going to be mooning over every male in the immediate area, because being gay is about loving someone of the same gender. Love strikes where it will, people. And the one he loved is dead. That's not to say that he doesn't feel love for others, but no others are mentioned.

I always figured that Dumbledore and Harry's relationship was that of Mentor/Student + Grandfather/Grandson. Innocent.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 01:32:45 am
He's gay. Big whoop. I actually figured that before the 'unveiling'. I won't say that it's obvious, but it's there if you look. And you're right, it is a kids book, so it doesn't really focus on the relationship side of things other than making out, even with the hetro relationships.

It's not like she deliberately led us to believe that he was straight. Come on - he's one of a few of the elder wizards/witches that don't have a spouse. There was always going to be a chance that someone was gay (I'd pegged Charlie Weasley and Dumbledore myself. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.)

Besides, he isn't going to be mooning over every male in the immediate area, because being gay is about loving someone of the same gender. Love strikes where it will, people. And the one he loved is dead. That's not to say that he doesn't feel love for others, but no others are mentioned.

I always figured that Dumbledore and Harry's relationship was that of Mentor/Student + Grandfather/Grandson. Innocent.

how do you live with yourself knowing you analyzed subtexts about queer relationships in a children's novel.
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Post by: Marcus on October 21, 2007, 01:35:31 am
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for as my freshman philosophy professor down at the local community college once said... right and wrong are just words, preached to us by an unthinking, unquestioning flock of sheeps.
Oh god, more stupid college kid thinking.

If I see you in person, remind me to punch you in the nuts and piss on your head.  If you tell me I'm not wrong for doing so then I'll repeat the process until you learn otherwise.  Right and Wrong are words, yes, but law and chaos are concepts that govern the universe and if adhering to them makes me a sheep then I'll gladly punch your balls all day long because, by nature, I'm bigger than you thus making me higher on the food chain.
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Post by: headphonics on October 21, 2007, 01:48:47 am
the best part is that if this was found out in the book world there would be scandalous tabloid reports from that one woman who could turn into a fly, and all the others.  dumbledore's obsessive relationship with harry....... innocent, or something much more contemptible?
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 01:52:47 am
Oh god, more stupid college kid thinking.

If I see you in person, remind me to punch you in the nuts and piss on your head.  If you tell me I'm not wrong for doing so then I'll repeat the process until you learn otherwise.  Right and Wrong are words, yes, but law and chaos are concepts that govern the universe and if adhering to them makes me a sheep then I'll gladly punch your balls all day long because, by nature, I'm bigger than you thus making me higher on the food chain.

he's kidding (how did you not get this?) but Safari Goku did say something very similar to this once!

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a word is composed merely of a collection of sounds people make or a set of symbols people scribe containing some abstract, supposedly fixed definition. The essence of a word's existence is within the connotation people get out of it.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Xeno|Soft on October 21, 2007, 01:54:01 am
I just relised adult gay movies are going to score big with this.

Harry potter: Chamer of Balls.
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Post by: Pasty on October 21, 2007, 01:58:36 am
I wonder if Aberforth knows...

Well, he does now.
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Post by: Liberty on October 21, 2007, 02:13:13 am
Quite well, thank you very much, dangerousned. Besides, I only consider the first three books as children's novels. The rest, to me, are fantasy, and that can mean many, many different things. ~.^
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 02:15:20 am
people who analyze fantasy books are just as bad as people who analyze children's books are you sure you typed the right words there :(
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Post by: Marcus on October 21, 2007, 02:16:32 am
he's kidding (how did you not get this?) but Safari Goku did say something very similar to this once!


not reading any prior posts to his???
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Liberty on October 21, 2007, 02:20:10 am
Doesn't bother me. Everyone analyses what they read/see/hear/taste/touch whether they think they do or not. How else would you come up with the opinions you spout?
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Post by: baseball19225 on October 21, 2007, 02:27:18 am
dont worry guys: at least this gay is dead
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 02:31:10 am
Doesn't bother me. Everyone analyses what they read/see/hear/taste/touch whether they think they do or not. How else would you come up with the opinions you spout?

by taking them at somewhat face value, especially considering the fact they are designed for children, instead of retroactively applying meanings and subtexts that don't exist?

dont worry guys: at least this gay is dead

not so long as he lives in Harry's heart.

die harry potter
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Post by: Liberty on October 21, 2007, 02:38:04 am
Ah, but they do exist, as the writer herself admits. ~.^
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Post by: baseball19225 on October 21, 2007, 02:40:44 am
by taking them at somewhat face value, especially considering the fact they are designed for children, instead of retroactively applying meanings and subtexts that don't exist?
(http://www.gamingw.net/pubaccess/36080/raydance.GIF)
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Post by: KK4 on October 21, 2007, 02:44:18 am
Unless there are graphic depictions of dumbledore viciously popping young harry's brown  cherry written in the book the fact that the character is gay really doesn't matter at all. There are famous gay people through out history and there have been movies made about them. 300 for instance, Spartan warriors were encouraged to take male lovers, but that doesn't take away from the fact that the movie was nicely done. People just get too up in arms about this kind of shit and it really doesn't matter at all. Also, I highly doubt that this will influence any young muggles (or what ever they call the non-magical underclass) to choose homosexuality as a lifestyle. This is just pointless tripe which only serves to further distract the masses from important issues.
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Post by: Alec on October 21, 2007, 02:55:40 am
Ah, but they do exist, as the writer herself admits. ~.^

Unless there are graphic depictions of dumbledore viciously popping young harry's brown  cherry written in the book the fact that the character is gay really doesn't matter at all. There are famous gay people through out history and there have been movies made about them. 300 for instance, Spartan warriors were encouraged to take male lovers, but that doesn't take away from the fact that the movie was nicely done. People just get too up in arms about this kind of shit and it really doesn't matter at all. Also, I highly doubt that this will influence any young muggles (or what ever they call the non-magical underclass) to choose homosexuality as a lifestyle. This is just pointless tripe which only serves to further distract the masses from important issues.

And is most likely bullshit in this case. Rowling doesn't plan deep, she lives off of incorporating rumors into fact, or making stuff up on the spot. I doubt when she sat down to write a series of children's novels she thought "I want this character to be gay, and I'm going to hint at it throughout the series that he is." No. She [most ][/most] heard rumors floating around by fans that the character was gay and decided that saying he was would stir up new interests from people who have grown out of the series. The subtext is non-existent in the books, Dumbledore always seemed like the typical asexual old mentor, who had no interest in sex. Rowling deals in archetypes. It's only people that are in their twenties and need to validate the fact that they waste their lives evaluating such a shallow piece of literature that they try to find any kind of non-existent subtext.
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Post by: Wash Cycle on October 21, 2007, 03:50:34 am
the best part of this topic

is someone actually said "this guy, like I have, has become disillusioned with 'the system' as we free-thinkers like to call it"
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Hundley on October 21, 2007, 03:51:28 am
i posted this because i wanted to be able to tell everyone i know that i posted in a message board topic about the sexual orientation of harry potter characters
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Wash Cycle on October 21, 2007, 03:58:14 am
i posted this because i wanted to be able to tell everyone i know that i posted in a message board topic about the sexual orientation of harry potter characters
on that note. I feel rather... disconnected with the community at large here sometimes. The crazy shit you guys seem to end up talking about generally isnt applicable to me. I'd love to join in on some of these whacky ass things you guys talk about like gay characters in childrens novels

but I just cant seem to keep up. I guess thats what I get for

what the fuck am I talking about
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 04:01:57 am
Ah, but they do exist, as the writer herself admits. ~.^

so a rather poor writer who hit a stroke of luck and also has a good way of plotting, instead of being intellectually honest and getting anything, decides to add something after the fact and get kudos for being social conscious is NOT what you jumped to.

instead hey why don't you post any of these supposed implications you latched onto that were not obvious with any other male character that was over 21 and not married.

on that note. I feel rather... disconnected with the community at large here sometimes. The crazy shit you guys seem to end up talking about generally isnt applicable to me. I'd love to join in on some of these whacky ass things you guys talk about like gay characters in childrens novels

but I just cant seem to keep up. I guess thats what I get for

what the fuck am I talking about

somebody's drunk!
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Wash Cycle on October 21, 2007, 04:22:04 am
somebody's drunk!
I dont think (or remember) that hemingway and faulkner wrote in stream of consciousness because they were like literary giants or whatever geniuses ahead of their time akinto like eistein in 1905 like SPACERNDTIME R THE SAME THING WOAH

I think they were just really drunk

and couldnt figure out how to correctly construct paragraphs, use punctuation grammar or a typewriter
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Post by: LORd on October 21, 2007, 08:49:34 am
If it wasn't evident in the actual books I don't understand why the hell this matters now at all.
It doesn't - as spacelion earlier mentioned Rowling seems to have been planning a sort of Harry Potter encyclopedia full of neat-o but ultimately irrelevant facts for the fans to enjoy. Dumbledore's sexuality is on the same level as arguing whether or not Balrog has wings or what color Legolas's hair is - the difference being that as regards to Dumbledore we now have Word Of God and are going to have a shitload of illicit fanfiction.

But I suppose the point of this thread is now to debate Rowling's motives in making this revelation?
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Post by: Tigress on October 21, 2007, 09:02:12 am
Maybe it's to answer the question that was asked about his relationship status, if he ever found true love, etc. I mean, now that the series is over, it doesn't really matter if people find out.

But she probably thought for a split second whether she should give it away now or not, and it was a way to draw in the audience for her upcoming book. Like, "WHO ELSE is gay in Harry Potter world??!" "Are there OTHER interesting secrets or cool facts we never knew??" "I bet so and so also had a crush on so and so..." Etc etc...
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Post by: Frisky SKeleton on October 21, 2007, 10:29:52 am
He's gay. Big whoop. I actually figured that before the 'unveiling'. I won't say that it's obvious, but it's there if you look. And you're right, it is a kids book, so it doesn't really focus on the relationship side of things other than making out, even with the hetro relationships.

It's not like she deliberately led us to believe that he was straight. Come on - he's one of a few of the elder wizards/witches that don't have a spouse. There was always going to be a chance that someone was gay (I'd pegged Charlie Weasley and Dumbledore myself. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.)

Besides, he isn't going to be mooning over every male in the immediate area, because being gay is about loving someone of the same gender. Love strikes where it will, people. And the one he loved is dead. That's not to say that he doesn't feel love for others, but no others are mentioned.

I always figured that Dumbledore and Harry's relationship was that of Mentor/Student + Grandfather/Grandson. Innocent.

Yeah throughout the text there were subtle hints where Rowling would just say dumbledore "prepared his robe and traversed to the council" and similiar things. There are also several subtexts, Dumbledore often mentions the number 5 in his musings, which can be as simple as the random noting of the time etc.

There's also strong hints towards his thelemic philosophies, and undoubtedly as the headmaster of the most prestigious school of magick entertained tantric rites, and combining these two predicts a necessarily homosexual, or more specifically bisexual sexuality.

Even in the earlier books his devience can be seen. It once talks of him drinking a "strange potion," and the season was set elsewhere as spring, so this was undoubtedly a challice prepared specifically for the spring equinox, which is usually a mix of blood and semen.

There are other really obvious things, and it's clear even from the movie. I knew it instantly just from his name:

Albus Dumbledore. Albus is obviously derived from Aldus, in reference to the author "Aldus Huxley." Swapping the d for a b, it's symetrical opposite in the middle of the name signifies a reversal of Huxlian attitudes (Huxley is most famous for his book "brave new world," so this opposition in itself is representative of his adherence to the old ways (homosexuality has existed since evil men could rub their dicks together)) and also a reversal of the staunch heterosexual that Aldus was (though this is questionable in doors of perception).  Dumbledore is extremely significant. It is the phonetic twin of the kabbalic "Gjomblei-gjore" but made with exactly 10 letters. This is fairly obvious in itself so I won't go too far into these details.

There's numerous other references which make it very clear the family of magicks that Dumbledore subscribes to, mostly crowlean, with numerous references to thelema (as mentioned earlier, the golden dawn, and Rowling is even so blatent as to have a spell "Avada Kedavra."

It's pretty easy to pick this stuff up if you've escaped what me and my friend call "the loop of mediocrity" and ascend above the level of such mindless childrens books readers to find the ultimate truth of our advanced philosophy of situational relativism.
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Post by: Wash Cycle on October 21, 2007, 11:46:22 am
Man since when did you become an early 20th century occult expert

(but also... interesting insight even if you present your opinion as though it is fact)
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Pasty on October 21, 2007, 12:12:36 pm
I don't see what the big fucking fuss is about - someone asked a question and she told them.  Here is, apparently, a more accurate transcript of the event:

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The question was: Did Dumbledore, who believed in the prevailing power of love, ever fall in love himself?

JKR: My truthful answer to you... I always thought of Dumbledore as gay. [ovation.] ... Dumbledore fell in love with Grindelwald, and that that added to his horror when Grindelwald showed himself to be what he was. To an extent, do we say it excused Dumbledore a little more because falling in love can blind us to an extent, but he met someone as brilliant as he was, and rather like Bellatrix he was very drawn to this brilliant person, and horribly, terribly let down by him. Yeah, that's how I always saw Dumbledore. In fact, recently I was in a script read through for the sixth film, and they had Dumbledore saying a line to Harry early in the script saying I knew a girl once, whose hair... [laughter]. I had to write a little note in the margin and slide it along to the scriptwriter, "Dumbledore's gay!" [laughter] If I'd known it would make you so happy, I would have announced it years ago!

Man since when did you become an early 20th century occult expert

(but also... interesting insight even if you present your opinion as though it is fact)

You say it isn't fact, but the facts are right there in front of you!  Climbtree's pretty good at what he does, you know.
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Post by: Wash Cycle on October 21, 2007, 02:19:00 pm
I don't see what the big fucking fuss is about - someone asked a question and she told them.  Here is, apparently, a more accurate transcript of the event:

You say it isn't fact, but the facts are right there in front of you!  Climbtree's pretty good at what he does, you know.
but when he says things like Albus is 'obviously' a switching of Aldus as in Aldus Huxley and the chalice was 'undoubtably' filled with blood and semen

it is possible that you know.. these things arent actually in fact true
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Pasty on October 21, 2007, 02:53:15 pm
Prove it.
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Post by: spacelion on October 21, 2007, 04:02:50 pm
Climbtree is more than likely right, since JK Rowling said herself that she has always had meanings behind all the character's names.  Such as Dumbledore's middle name.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 04:06:10 pm
albus dumbledore (a dumbledore is a bee...which pollinates FLOWERS much like a fairy coincidence????you decide) has 15 letters so does "i love gay sex fuck".

say his name backwards really fast and you hear the sounds of an asshole being plumbed.

watch the entire harry potter movie (the only one to not betray canon, the first) with chinese subtitles and NOTICE....when dumbledore is on screen at 1:46:14 his title is great gay warlock.

it hink it all speaks for itself....
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Post by: Ayolark on October 21, 2007, 04:21:59 pm
It's Aldous, not Aldus, Huxley...I'm fairly certain that Climbtree was joking....and I believe that Dangerousned has given to us the most convincing evidence so far!

Also:  Dumbledore is gay?  Even my fictional role models fail me!
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Post by: Roman on October 21, 2007, 08:04:04 pm
albus dumbledore (a dumbledore is a bee...which pollinates FLOWERS much like a fairy coincidence????you decide) has 15 letters so does "i love gay sex fuck".

say his name backwards really fast and you hear the sounds of an asshole being plumbed.

watch the entire harry potter movie (the only one to not betray canon, the first) with chinese subtitles and NOTICE....when dumbledore is on screen at 1:46:14 his title is great gay warlock.

it hink it all speaks for itself....

interesting.  try stringing the first letter of every word on page 116 starting with "...to him, ever solemn..." and ending with "... little, or worse..." and you should get: the sounds of his screams of pleasure were muffled as he bit the pillow.  you'll also notice that the paragraph where this message is hidden involves both Dumbledore and Harry.  Coincidence?

also, look at chapter 9 (often considered a gay number).  notice how the paragraphs alternate between short and long?  it's morse code.  i haven't fully translated it yet, but so far i have "brokeback mountain has nothing on this shit stop dumbledore was the bear stop..."

try it out sometime!  i'm sure you'll find that the harry potter series is filled with hidden messages with little to no relevance to the actual story.  did you know that hermione was sexually molested by her uncle as a child?  hell yeah.
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Post by: Tigress on October 21, 2007, 08:08:45 pm
It's Aldous, not Aldus, Huxley...I'm fairly certain that Climbtree was joking....and I believe that Dangerousned has given to us the most convincing evidence so far!

Also:  Dumbledore is gay?  Even my fictional role models fail me!

Being gay makes him fail?
Why can't a gay person be your role model?
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Post by: kermit the toad on October 21, 2007, 08:30:42 pm
It seems so weird that she would even bother to identify his sexuality at all. I mean, Dumbledore's sexuality has nothing at all to do with the story in any way, which is why it was hardly even hinted at all in the books. Why bother to announce this later?

I mean, it's not like it's a big deal one way or the other, but it seems weird that she would even bother to mention or specify Dumbledore's sexuality--especially after the series has come to a close.
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Post by: Frisky SKeleton on October 21, 2007, 08:43:15 pm
but when he says things like Albus is 'obviously' a switching of Aldus as in Aldus Huxley and the chalice was 'undoubtably' filled with blood and semen

it is possible that you know.. these things arent actually in fact true

it is SO OBVIOUS. Any equinox ritual is going to involve the creation and consumption of blood and semen, it may have something else in there as well but it is going to have blood and semen, whether he subscribes to tantric based magicks or even simply wiccan ritual.

Here's a fact for you, Rowling is an author, she would have come across Aldus (I refuse to call him 'Aldous' like the unenlightened) Huxley's work. This is a fairly obvious connection. She also admitted in an interview with the sun times (September 2004) that she did mescaline in her youth with her late partner.

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It's Aldous, not Aldus, Huxley.
You just have no idea on kabbalic formulas do you, I'm not even going to dignfy this.
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Post by: Hatman on October 21, 2007, 08:44:52 pm
It seems so weird that she would even bother to identify his sexuality at all. I mean, Dumbledore's sexuality has nothing at all to do with the story in any way, which is why it was hardly even hinted at all in the books. Why bother to announce this later?

I mean, it's not like it's a big deal one way or the other, but it seems weird that she would even bother to mention or specify Dumbledore's sexuality--especially after the series has come to a close.
It's likely she's just looking for some publicity towards the series, considering how it's over now, and people will probably stop caring about the books.  At this point, the only thing left is to reveal little "facts" about the characters, and it's likely she'll be making up some more facts like this.
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Post by: Frisky SKeleton on October 21, 2007, 09:06:55 pm
If you read back through this topic you'll find a tonne of people that knew Dumbledore was gay BEFORE the announcement, so it's obviously not something she's just made up.
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Post by: kermit the toad on October 21, 2007, 09:09:24 pm
If you read back through this topic you'll find a tonne of people that knew Dumbledore was gay BEFORE the announcement, so it's obviously not something she's just made up.
It is actually hinted at in the novels, so you're right. But, it was hardly mentioned at all. Still, you're correct. My brother told me about this yesterday, and he mentioned that he kind of thought it might be the case, but sort of brushed it off until he heard this news. Once he heard about it, he said that it was actually kind of obvious, in retrospect.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 09:11:16 pm
ktt is unable to tell fake post from reality anymore... :(
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Post by: KK4 on October 21, 2007, 09:12:48 pm
It must all be part of the Luciferian conspiracy to indoctrinate children into paganism and homosexuality to raise Satan's army for the final battle in the year 2012... right?
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Post by: Frisky SKeleton on October 21, 2007, 09:22:48 pm
Yeah man, satan's goal is to convert everyone to gay pagans ffff
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Post by: Acid on October 21, 2007, 09:32:15 pm
I blame Society.
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Post by: Fire Mage on October 21, 2007, 10:05:16 pm
This was just pretty much bullshit she thought up with rumors to "boost series morale" or something.


And I like how everyone is going "I noticed this blah blah" (I'm not talking about the ones joking like steel and climbtree) and all this sheet. How about this: She announced it and NOW YOU ARE READING TO MUCH INTO IT and making excuses because you don't want to admit that J.K. Rowling is officially bullshitting now.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 21, 2007, 10:14:38 pm
oh apparently one big piece of evidence is what dumbledore sees in the mirror of erised which shows you what you want in your heart.

which strikes me as kind of demeaning, honestly. GAYS ONLY WANT MEN IN LIFE.
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Post by: Frisky SKeleton on October 21, 2007, 10:20:35 pm
if he had seen a line of cocaine it would be even more demeaning, GAYS ONLY WANT COCAINE IN LIFE
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Post by: NightBlade on October 22, 2007, 01:37:44 am
Sounds kind of trivial, unless this had some direct impact on the story. I don't know, I never read the books; nor do I care to.
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Post by: Lars on October 22, 2007, 01:45:53 am
What's amazing... are the headlines.

Oh well, those American conservatives are gonna have a field-day on this!! Now they can regret not assassinating Rowling once she started infusing pagan rituals on their children!

It's a trap!!
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Post by: kermit the toad on October 22, 2007, 04:17:27 am
oh apparently one big piece of evidence is what dumbledore sees in the mirror of erised which shows you what you want in your heart.

which strikes me as kind of demeaning, honestly. GAYS ONLY WANT MEN IN LIFE.
Oh, come on, straights only want women in life (unless they are women, then they only want babies).

But, seriously, you've got a pretty good point.
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Post by: The Truth on October 22, 2007, 05:25:33 am
The Christian hate groups on TCGs are retarded. Didn't the pope praise M:TG as an effective learning tool for developmental children? I mean, you're life's gotta suck to be playing into your twenties, but I don't see why the religious hate.

On topic: It does seem like an out of the blue thing that Rowling just decided willy-nilly, possibly after reading rumors on fan sites. I refuse to believe that she is a capable enough writer that any subtext that people are now finding in the novels are more than the I-see-what-I've-been-told property. I'm sure if someone influential to any reasonably long series announced one of the characters was really into bestiality, you would begin to view the subject with that in mind, and find things to affirm that, whether they were originally intended to or not.

Also, it's a CHILDREN'S BOOK SERIES. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with teaching children tolerance, but this announcement was obviously made for the older, minus-a-life fans who wanted something juicy to nibble on, as with the encyclopedia that's being planned.

hey man fuck you

i've won money man don't hate
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Post by: headphonics on October 22, 2007, 05:56:37 am
oh apparently one big piece of evidence is what dumbledore sees in the mirror of erised which shows you what you want in your heart.

which strikes me as kind of demeaning, honestly. GAYS ONLY WANT MEN IN LIFE.
who, exactly, did he see?  if it was just a dude holding his throbbing, engorged member, then yeah, you have a point.  but if it was grindelwald or whoever, then i don't really think you can call it demeaning.  it's not as if he just wanted him because DICK'S DICK'S DICK'S, if that was the case.  it would've been because apparently he was legitimately in love with him, and it's not really fair to say desiring the person you loved the most in your life is demeaning to homosexuals just because it's a man desiring another man.  it's a natural thing, something to be expected.  would it be demeaning to heterosexuals if, assuming dumbledore was a straight, he saw a woman instead?  or if ron looked in and saw hermione, or something like that?
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Post by: baseball19225 on October 22, 2007, 08:16:55 am
who, exactly, did he see?  if it was just a dude holding his throbbing, engorged member, then yeah, you have a point.  but if it was grindelwald or whoever, then i don't really think you can call it demeaning.  it's not as if he just wanted him because DICK'S DICK'S DICK'S, if that was the case.  it would've been because apparently he was legitimately in love with him, and it's not really fair to say desiring the person you loved the most in your life is demeaning to homosexuals just because it's a man desiring another man.  it's a natural thing, something to be expected.  would it be demeaning to heterosexuals if, assuming dumbledore was a straight, he saw a woman instead?  or if ron looked in and saw hermione, or something like that?
but all gays do just think about dongs and men (sex). that's why they can't be in the proud military.
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Post by: JakeyZombie on October 22, 2007, 12:28:13 pm
but all gays do just think about dongs and men (sex). that's why they can't be in the proud military.
This is a sad truth.
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Post by: HL on October 22, 2007, 12:50:38 pm
who, exactly, did he see?  if it was just a dude holding his throbbing, engorged member, then yeah, you have a point.  but if it was grindelwald or whoever, then i don't really think you can call it demeaning.  it's not as if he just wanted him because DICK'S DICK'S DICK'S, if that was the case.  it would've been because apparently he was legitimately in love with him, and it's not really fair to say desiring the person you loved the most in your life is demeaning to homosexuals just because it's a man desiring another man.  it's a natural thing, something to be expected.  would it be demeaning to heterosexuals if, assuming dumbledore was a straight, he saw a woman instead?  or if ron looked in and saw hermione, or something like that?

he sees his family alive and well



he tells harry he saw socks though, which isnt the case.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 22, 2007, 02:24:01 pm
who, exactly, did he see?  if it was just a dude holding his throbbing, engorged member, then yeah, you have a point.  but if it was grindelwald or whoever, then i don't really think you can call it demeaning.  it's not as if he just wanted him because DICK'S DICK'S DICK'S, if that was the case.  it would've been because apparently he was legitimately in love with him, and it's not really fair to say desiring the person you loved the most in your life is demeaning to homosexuals just because it's a man desiring another man.  it's a natural thing, something to be expected.  would it be demeaning to heterosexuals if, assuming dumbledore was a straight, he saw a woman instead?  or if ron looked in and saw hermione, or something like that?

I'd say its just kind of lol that all dubbledores wants....is wuv...

like no one else sees themselves with JUST WOMEN. whats his face, RON, sees himself being KING OF THE SCHOOL. Harry sees his dead family. and before this, it was that Dumbledore saw his sister alive, which is really like...infinitely better.

I dunno if my sister was dead because of something I did, I would definitely want her back more than FREE PUSSY or whatever, which is what I meant.
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Post by: baseball19225 on October 22, 2007, 10:53:58 pm
I dunno if my sister was dead because of something I did, I would definitely want her back more than FREE PUSSY or whatever, which is what I meant.
are you gay
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Pasty on October 23, 2007, 04:49:39 am
are you gay

i swore i wouldnt tell but

you know the band mudvayne?

don't let him tap your mudvayne
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: SpiralViper on October 23, 2007, 06:26:16 am
When an author publishes his or her work, it is no longer in his/her power to shove implications through peoples' eardrums. Whether or not Dumbledore was gay should have been up to the reader to decide, but now the author has fed the masses her own interpretation of her writing. It's like being forced to watch a Hollywood adaptation of a deep, involving book getting massacred.

And no, the deep, involving book wasn't Harry Potter FYI.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: headphonics on October 23, 2007, 08:09:46 am
to be fair, i don't really think you can call it the author's interpretation of her own writing.  the fact that it wasn't explicitly stated in the books, so much as implied, doesn't mean that she's just adding shit on afterwards, necessarily.  the way she said it made it seem like, in her mind, this has always been the case, which also means that it... has always been the case, since she created the books.  whether the information was in the books doesn't really change that, i don't think.  it's more of an addendum than an interpretation, really, which is well within the permission i think an author should be granted after they publish their work.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: SpiralViper on October 23, 2007, 08:40:06 am
There is no law against an author saying "Oh yeah and blah was actually a blah and was blahed hard in the anus as a blah." I'm not saying it was slapped on needlessly, but rather that she is, indeed, by stating her own interpretation (Yes, since Dumbledore is not explicitly defined as homo in the books it is an interpretation. Even authors have them), forcing the otherwise subtle hints of his sexuality into the forefront. It would have been far better practice to also be subtle in answering the question that was posed rather than going slightly out of her way to announce what she always thought of Dumbledore.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: headphonics on October 23, 2007, 08:58:43 am
i think you're just being a little liberal with what you consider interpretation.  i don't really think you can say that because it wasn't overtly stated in the books, it's an interpretation on her part, since she said that he'd always been that way, even before there were published works of hers TO interpret to begin with.  if it was something she decided to add on afterwards after reflecting on the entire experience, then that would be something she interpreted.  but similarly to if she suddenly mentioned that, although never mentioned in the books, harry's middle name (maybe they mentioned this idk) is actually JOSEPH, it is not quite the same as if a reader absorbs information from the books and afterwards interprets it to mean whatever, both because of the order of the two events (absorption and  interpretation, i mean), and because it's her own work.  mostly my point is that i think the author's vision of the universe, and the universe itself, are one and the same, even after the book is published, but definitely before, which is the case here.  i don't believe that it somehow belongs to the collective after it's released to the public.  it's still HER work, and therefore i don't really think it's fair to consider this her personal interpretation of the information she presented, so much as the final word.


buuut, i'd be lying if i said i really gave a shit about any of this.  mostly i am bored and arguing semantics here.  i do agree, though, that if she was going to say anything at all, the answer should've been surreptitious, and not what she said.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: SpiralViper on October 23, 2007, 09:14:36 am
I'm taking my views from my (limited) education in Humanities. It's like a poem; once it's published, practically everyone has a similar, but very different interpretation of the poem. The author's original intent in the poem IS his/her interpretation. When the author announces the original intent of the poem, which is therefore his/her personal interpretation, he/she is closing the perspectives/imaginations of a significant portion of the audience. Again, the book-to-movie metaphor makes sense here.

It doesn't really matter, yet paradoxically it matters a great deal. The writing loses a great deal of depth when a writer superimposes formerly subtle facts. It's a good thing she did so now rather than earlier though; at least a great number of people have long finished the books, and had their interpretations untouched (except from the mediocre-passable movies). I mean come on, knowing Dumbledore is gay it would be significantly harder to read his scenes without imagining him with the old pedo's voice from Family Guy, wouldn't it?
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Cardinal Ximenez on October 23, 2007, 10:34:01 am
JK Rowling is a known worldbuilder; she thought of this years ago. It would have been extremely hard to fit this fact into the book, given the "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE" crisis of the last book and the inevitable anti-LGBT backlash.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Ratt on October 23, 2007, 12:42:20 pm
I've never read a Harry Potter book and I've only seen the first two movies on ABC Family, but I could tell that it was the role of Dumbledore not to have interest in women. I didn't consider to take it a step further but in any case if you really look at characters you'll find that unwritten details are just as important as those on paper. If this was a discussion on if he was gay or not and we didn't hear from Rowling, I'm sure there would be more evidence to consider that he was gay than had no preference at all, let alone being straight.

To the argument of why she did said it in the first place, I don't believe that her main objective was for more money, more press or more fame. I believe those may do figure into it, but I believe that she did it for her fans. Crazy I know...but her main readers are children and the series is about growing up and facing your destiny. Why not make one of the most memorable, intellectual and powerful characters gay when gay is more often frowned upon by the higher-ups in real life? She had also stated that the series is to promote the political idea of not trusting the higher-ups. Real-life higher-ups are, more than not, saying that gay is wrong yet in this book you learn more about life and getting though personal struggles from a gay man than anything my parents have yet to say. This idea that the one you turn for help is not always the one who says "Do not because of how it is", but the one who says "Go and understand for yourself" because they followed the same wisdom. This is a powerful statement to children, or anyone for that matter, living in a world thats teetering back and fourth on the political and social issue of being gay.

Seriously, anyone really think about it?
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: xanque on October 23, 2007, 01:25:37 pm
My girlfriend is a HUGE fan of the series, and is totally in love with Dumbledore.  She got me into the series, though I wouldn't say I'm any more than an average fan of it.  Anyway, when she got the news that he was gay, she was really excited and loves him even more now. 

I wonder now what parents are doing about this.  The anti-gay ones, I mean.  Are they going to pull these books from their kids' shelves and throw away the DVDs?  Are they going to tell their kids that they can't read the books? 

JK Rowling is fucking awesome. 
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Brown on October 23, 2007, 01:40:37 pm
i concur with Xangui completely. well except the part about having a girlfriend who loves the hp series
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Ratt on October 23, 2007, 03:44:13 pm
I wonder now what parents are doing about this.  The anti-gay ones, I mean.  Are they going to pull these books from their kids' shelves and throw away the DVDs?  Are they going to tell their kids that they can't read the books?
My thought is if they are anti-gay enough to break down the walls, there is a good chance they are anti-magic and already did.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Faust on October 24, 2007, 01:55:11 pm
Whoa COVER YOUR BUM HARRY.

Nah, in all fairness I haven't read any of the Harry Potter books, mostly because I'm an adult and shit (and also a LITERACYFASCIST), but I was pretty surprised about this. It's impossible to not know who Dumbledore is and shit, so for Rowling to make such a well known character gay...wow.

Has anyone seen the Sarah Silverman show? Insanely funny, but also really fucking brave. It has two gay characters who're pretty much normal dudes - they're hairy, huge and fat, they smoke pot and say shit like "I'm totally gay for you dude" followed by that cool bro' fist touching thing. Having gay characters in media who aren't total queermos is pretty brave as the general rule seems to be "If they aren't screaming then they're boring!!!".

WE ARE TAKING BACK THE NIGHT!!!
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 24, 2007, 03:37:10 pm
i dunno man. retroactively writing a sexually ambiguous character as gay doesn't strike me as a great blow.

then again reporting it probably does because now little kids have awkward questions about what a gay is and how does Dumbledore be one???
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Dale Gobbler on October 24, 2007, 03:46:09 pm
then again reporting it probably does because now little kids have awkward questions about what a gay is and how does Dumbledore be one???

Hilarious and probably true. Little kids will refer to cool things as "gay".  :woop:
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: the bloddy ghost on October 24, 2007, 10:16:31 pm
i find this topic to be rather disheartening. i agree with the people who think that this was just to develop more interest in the book.

augh

I never really liked harry potter much. I read the first book back in 6th grade, and after that my interest pretty much was gone in the series. I know people who sit around at my junior college and read fan fiction about harry potter all day between their classes.

but yeah overanalyzing a children's fantasy series is pretty sad, i'll have to agree. to each their own I guess.

Also, Faust, the Sarah Silverman show is pretty cool in that regard. they're really cool characters.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: missingno on October 24, 2007, 10:30:08 pm
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Anyway, when she got the news that he was gay, she was really excited and loves him even more now.

but sadly, he will never be able to return those feelings.... ..
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 24, 2007, 10:56:56 pm
you know one thing that bothers me is this Rita Skeeter woman is supposed to be a great reporter and she finds out Dumbledore was friends with a monster and all this shit that no one knows but never once catches a glimpse of him being gay.

that's kind of weird.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Wash Cycle on October 25, 2007, 01:29:32 am
maybe the quick quotes quill isnt sensative to sexual orientation
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: last life on October 25, 2007, 06:34:42 am
Dumbledore's gay for Snape.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: YummyDrumsticks on October 25, 2007, 08:12:25 am
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4111/1193025181596sz8.gif)
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Reaverbot on October 26, 2007, 12:41:32 am
probably being gay isnt that big of a deal in the wizarding world. and hp isnt really a childrens series, but i guess its kind of marketed as such. but it really isnt, at least not after the 2nd book? 3rd? idk. i know my parents both love the books and so do a lot of other parents i know, the ones who arent all "nono magic is the devil." which i think is lame

also. If you havent read the books you really should seeing as how theyre really popular

its like never seeing star wars. personally i think star wars sucks. ya i know rite. but ive seen em because theyre classics. but hey if you dont like hp then its all cool. go agains the crowd its waht the books are all about eh!!

also that was so great veiraza
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: kermit the toad on October 26, 2007, 01:35:46 am
Little kids will refer to cool things as "gay".  :woop:
Haha! It will be a great day for mankind!
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: GirlBones on October 26, 2007, 01:58:40 am
you know one thing that bothers me is this Rita Skeeter woman is supposed to be a great reporter and she finds out Dumbledore was friends with a monster and all this shit that no one knows but never once catches a glimpse of him being gay.

Off topic and totally pointless, but in the books Hermione always refers to Skeeter as "that Rita Skeeter woman" so I think it's funny that readers would say that too.

I am not a fan of Harry Potter, but the books were thoroughly enjoyable. I think this is silly.

probably being gay isnt that big of a deal in the wizarding world. and hp isnt really a childrens series, but i guess its kind of marketed as such. but it really isnt, at least not after the 2nd book? 3rd? idk. i know my parents both love the books and so do a lot of other parents i know, the ones who arent all "nono magic is the devil." which i think is lame

also. If you havent read the books you really should seeing as how theyre really popular

Harry Potter is DEFINITELY a children's series, regardless of who reads it.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: The Dude on October 26, 2007, 05:45:31 am
My first thought was this---

Dumbledore, bed-ridden by the wizalope flu, splutters a moment before turning his half-conscious eyes toward Harry Potter. His voice ragged from hours of demanding coughing and vomit aplenty. Reaching with a whithered hand, he wheezes, "Grab my wand, Harry. Just once before I die..."
Befuddled at seeing his mentor in such a decaying state, Harry searched hurriedly about, only to give up. "Where did you leave it, Professor?"
"Here, Potter. It's here in my pocket." Another of his wrinkled hands held wide his robe pocket, the depth of which masked by a shadow. Harry eagerly reached for it. After a moment of blind questing, his fingers wrapped around a warm rod.
"It's stuck," Harry announced, tugging fruitlessly.
"Gentle, Harry... You may rip my robes--- That's the way."

(BTW I'm a Potterfan too)
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on October 26, 2007, 05:48:56 am
I'm not sure it's an attention grab MORE MONEY THAN THE QUEEN but more of a detail that probably existed but was really so insignificant that it's not reflected at all.

or it might not have even existed.

that's how weak it was!
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Liberty on October 28, 2007, 09:53:52 am
Little kids will refer to cool things as "gay". 

Heh. Why not? It used to mean happy, once. Time to redefine some words, y'all.  :fogetcool:
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: the_bub_from_the_pit on October 28, 2007, 04:06:34 pm
http://dumbledorepride.com/

This was on the news :(
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: ase on November 02, 2007, 04:06:50 pm
(http://www.gamingw.net/pubaccess/32484/adoumbledore_1105.jpg)

I love TIME magazine
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: Dyne on November 02, 2007, 11:27:43 pm
My girlfriend is a HUGE fan of the series, and is totally in love with Dumbledore.  She got me into the series, though I wouldn't say I'm any more than an average fan of it.  Anyway, when she got the news that he was gay, she was really excited and loves him even more now. 

I wonder now what parents are doing about this.  The anti-gay ones, I mean.  Are they going to pull these books from their kids' shelves and throw away the DVDs?  Are they going to tell their kids that they can't read the books? 

JK Rowling is fucking awesome. 

my girlfriend called ME gay when i told her these news.

:(
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: otomon on November 03, 2007, 04:19:28 am
I wouldnt bang Dumbeldore...but Hermione...
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Ohhhhh....yeaahh...*drolls*
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: otomon on November 03, 2007, 04:21:04 am
I wouldnt bang Dumbeldore...but Hermione...
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Ohhhhh....yeaahh...*drolls*
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: dada on November 03, 2007, 10:25:42 am
I wouldnt bang Dumbeldore...but Hermione...
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Ohhhhh....yeaahh...*drolls*
I know this is a funny topic because it's about a fictional wizard who turned out to be gay, but please don't make posts that make me want to punch you in the face.
Title: Dumbledore is gay O_O
Post by: otomon on November 04, 2007, 04:06:37 am
I know this is a funny topic because it's about a fictional wizard who turned out to be gay, but please don't make posts that make me want to punch you in the face.

*angermanagementcough* By the way I seem to have double posted,is there a way to delete posts? And if not...why would they disable such a useful feature?