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Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Marcus on December 19, 2007, 10:02:30 pm
Hoo boy, just when you couldn't get enough of the wacky SPEARS family (seriously... there's got to be some sort of WHO'S THE BIGGEST DOUCHE competition between Hilton and Britney) Jamie Lynn Spears (popular teen star of Nickelodeon's loli-love filled Zoey 101) drops the bomb that she's 3 months pregnant after fucking some guy she met at church.

Despite being a tween role model and displaying that she was one of the more level headed members of the family, Jamie goes on to say to the children that premarital sex is bad but she can't talk trash because she put herself in that situation.

On a downright hilarious note, the Spear's mom said she indefinitely canceled her book that detailed how she raised her kids.  I think we can sum up the entirety of the book by saying "not very well."   

Nickelodeon, who tries to keep a family friendly image, dismisses her with a "we care about u lolz" but will probably find some other ditzy teenager to star in their next sexually ambiguous show about 13 year old girls in tight pants and mini-skirts.

Oh wait...

(http://www.gamingw.net/pubaccess/26699/miranda-cosgrovex.jpg)

nvm

LULZ LINK: I Knew Someone Would Pop Her Cherry, Now We Just Have To Wait For The Inevitable Sex Videos! (http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-News-Blog/Todays-News/Jamie-Lynn-Spears/800029554)

Next weak, Mary Kate and Ashley Olson sex tapes!
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: kentona on December 19, 2007, 10:06:03 pm
Their lives are more interesting than their shows...
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Carrion Crow on December 19, 2007, 10:06:43 pm
Yeah sorry about that.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Marcus on December 19, 2007, 10:10:59 pm
Their lives are more interesting than their shows...

Why they don't have a reality tv show yet is beyond me.  Every other dysfunctional celebrity family has one.  It should be called "All My Spears" and include random cameo appearances by K-Fed who lays down phat beatz on their front porch while Britney uses her child's mouth as an ashtray.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Sarah on December 19, 2007, 10:12:57 pm
Man Marcus, what is up with you and POP CULTURE. You're always the first one to post this shit.

PS, just because both britney is fucked and jamie lynn is pregnant doesn't mean their mom didn't raise them well. It didn't help them much both being surrounded by media CONSTANTLY almost their entire lives. How the fuck do you raise someone well in a situation like that?
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: TFT on December 19, 2007, 10:15:04 pm
teens now get laid more than my whole family tree put together so. it's a small justice for missing the "easy bitches" scene. i appreciate it thanks/
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Cheshire Cat on December 19, 2007, 10:19:49 pm
Wouldnt it have been easier to just, yknow, get an abortion?
Not that i know any of the laws where she lives.

Plus, church.

Ah well, jokes on her really.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: dethmetal on December 19, 2007, 10:21:23 pm
i knew i should have worn a condom
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: kentona on December 19, 2007, 10:29:25 pm
Oh wait...

(http://www.gamingw.net/pubaccess/26699/miranda-cosgrovex.jpg)

nvm
I'd tap that.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Mama Luigi on December 19, 2007, 10:29:34 pm
Haha, when I first read the topic title (I had already heard about this on the news) I said to myself, "I wonder if Marcus posted in this yet? He'd be happy like a dick." Sure enough! :)

Also I always thought she was really hot but in a 'oh right jailbait' sort of way. Like, I'm a pedo for Jamie Spears. Or was. Or... I don't really know :( I'd still tap that I guess.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Fatboys #4 on December 19, 2007, 10:29:40 pm
Minors make great parents, excellent role models and can even leech off rich ass relatives to support their child! THANKS ABSTINENCE :D
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: The Ghost on December 19, 2007, 10:30:55 pm
Honestly, it's her life and just because she is a celebrity does not excuse her from the many fucked up mistakes teenagers do.

The only reason I have beef with this is because some of my younger familiar members look up to these people. I never liked all those bullshit child gold mines Disney have always been pushing out.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Pilla on December 19, 2007, 10:38:12 pm
Where I come from the girls around here will date a guy for about 3 days and then have sex with him, then break up with him and do it with some other guy. I've been a little desensitized to teens getting knocked up early...  :fogetnah:
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: ThugTears666 on December 19, 2007, 10:54:57 pm
(http://community.tvguide.com/servlet/ImgServlet?mx=220&attachImage=true&contentType=image%2Fjpeg&attachment=800011154&crop=false)

You would.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: HL on December 19, 2007, 10:56:49 pm
Don't care, she's just a person like anyone else and this happens all the time.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Doktormartini on December 19, 2007, 11:09:36 pm
Is it gay that I watch iCarkly and Drake and Josh?  Not like, "omg it's on in an hour" but like, but like, "oh this show is on I like it!"
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Liman on December 19, 2007, 11:10:08 pm
I bet the majority of her fans (no idea if she has any or what age they would be) will claim that she did indeed use condom and that there is *only* a 97% possibility that it will work. Jamie Lynn Spears is a well raised girl who would never allow herself to have sex without protection - She was just unlucky!
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Carrion Crow on December 19, 2007, 11:13:45 pm
Don't care, she's just a person like anyone else and this happens all the time.

Your average person probably doesn't have the money to say "Ah well it's not such a big deal". For a lot of people it would mean financial/moral crisis but for young Jamie Lynn she's in no trouble. At the moment she's being publicised as a stupid girl, in 9 months she'll be publicised as a MILF.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Marcus on December 19, 2007, 11:17:13 pm
Man Marcus, what is up with you and POP CULTURE. You're always the first one to post this shit.

PS, just because both britney is fucked and jamie lynn is pregnant doesn't mean their mom didn't raise them well. It didn't help them much both being surrounded by media CONSTANTLY almost their entire lives. How the fuck do you raise someone well in a situation like that?

I have a 13 year old sister.  I get all the pop culture updates pretty much on the spot.

Anyways, I blame the parents just as much as the kids.  They're usually placed as their child's manager (like the Olson twin's mother) but they have nothing against glorifying them.  Hell, Lohan's mother encouraged illicit behavior.  I don't want to say that all child actors are bad, but all of this "sudden rise to fame" bullshit places them on a really high pedestal and when they fall, BOOOOOY do they fall.

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The only reason I have beef with this is because some of my younger familiar members look up to these people.

Exactly, which is my biggest beef about this.  A lot of younger kids watch this stuff and when they hear about this they'll either be crushed that their show is canceled (or put on a temporary hiatus although I know this is the end for Zoey) or they'll think it's 100% alright to get knocked up at 16 by some dude you met at church.

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Is it gay that I watch iCarkly and Drake and Josh?  Not like, "omg it's on in an hour" but like, but like, "oh this show is on I like it!

Are you a man?  If so, it's not gay.  I watch the shows too but in a "what panty shot or bent-over-ass segment can i beat off to today?"  Seriously, Nickelodeon and Disney Chanels material is just as raunchy as the shit they show on CBS and MTV.  One episode of Zoey 101 had Spears and some other girl MUD WRESTLING in low cut dresses.  Another episode had Spears being sploojed in the face by this liquid candy stuff that had the same texture as semen.  I'm going to try and find the episode and post a picture of it because it was fucking hilarious and looked exactly like a money shot (even if her facial expression was one of "yeah, in my face bitch!").

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Your average person probably doesn't have the money to say "Ah well it's not such a big deal". For a lot of people it would mean financial/moral crisis but for young Jamie Lynn she's in no trouble. At the moment she's being publicised as a stupid girl, in 9 months she'll be publicised as a MILF.

Yes, this too, thank you.  Pregnancy is not only a financial strain, it's also a huge physical process.  All the girls I knew in my high school that got pregnant dropped out and now work as prostitutes.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Mince Wobley on December 19, 2007, 11:19:52 pm
Wouldnt it have been easier to just, yknow, get an abortion?
Not that i know any of the laws where she lives.

Plus, church.

Ah well, jokes on her really.

Why is it that some people think that getting pregnant young like that always require mandatory abortion?

It's better to get pregnant at 16 than at 40.

The only thing I dislike about teenage pregnancy is that girls are so frightened about OMG THE PAINS OF CHILD BIRTH horror stories that they prefer to have caesarean sections in a hospital "where nothing can ever go wrong", despite the fact that a c-section is so much more dangerous than a normal unassisted birth.

And if you disagree with me do some research before posting anything.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Marcus on December 19, 2007, 11:24:29 pm
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Why is it that some people think that getting pregnant young like that always require mandatory abortion?

Because raising a child means devoting your time to, you know, raising a child and if you're not capable of doing so whether because of work obligations or monetary reasons it's ultimately better to get an abortion than raise a child in a terrible environment.   

That's just my personal belief.  I doubt the Spears family will ever run out of money soon but if Jamie ever goes back to the acting world it means she'll be dumping her kid off at family members which is only going to cause future problems.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Feldschlacht IV on December 19, 2007, 11:39:59 pm
Man, everywhere I go, forums and websites all around are on this like white on rice. Shit spreads fast.

Well, it's a shame that she had to go and get herself knocked up, but I feel more sorry for the baby than anyone else involved. In a way I'm quick to dismiss this because this happens to people ALL of the time, but when you're in a position of relative fame like that family, I think of what kind of stress and outlook the kid is going to have growing up. The kid of an unwed 16 year old mother with a borderline crazy, washed up, stressed out superstar aunt, with the whole world watching. Poor kid.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Mince Wobley on December 19, 2007, 11:41:14 pm
Because raising a child means devoting your time to, you know, raising a child and if you're not capable of doing so whether because of work obligations or monetary reasons it's ultimately better to get an abortion than raise a child in a terrible environment.   


What terrible environment? She doesn't live in Uganda or anything like that. There are people who are born in far worse conditions and are now very well. But whatever some people just have a bad personality and even if they're financially stable etc they become bad parents anyway.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Zatham on December 19, 2007, 11:42:41 pm
This is a detrimental blow to the acting community.





For some reason when I heard about this yesterday it made me..... happy? Because it's entertaining? Hm.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on December 19, 2007, 11:49:50 pm
Do not confuse the acting community with the pop/ celebrity community. Art vs paid faces yo.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Marcus on December 19, 2007, 11:57:34 pm
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What terrible environment? She doesn't live in Uganda or anything like that. There are people who are born in far worse conditions and are now very well. But whatever some people just have a bad personality and even if they're financially stable etc they become bad parents anyway.

I don't know about you, but being carted around from set to set, having paparazzi chase you around, having a mother who probably doesn't know what she's doing (I can't say this accurately, but raising a kid isn't like caring for BABY-B-REAL), and growing up only to discover the internet pictures involving your "aunt" is just as bad a living condition as growing up in a 3rd world country.  I can only imagine that this kid will probably end up getting famous in 10 years BECAUSE he/she is the daughter of Jamie Spears... only to get knocked up and have another child.

And the vicious cycle continues.

EDIT: Oh hey, iCarly's on right now!
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: kentona on December 20, 2007, 12:06:51 am
You mean iCarly wasn't a typo?  Man, I'm so out of the loop...
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: HL on December 20, 2007, 12:09:16 am
Your average person probably doesn't have the money to say "Ah well it's not such a big deal". For a lot of people it would mean financial/moral crisis but for young Jamie Lynn she's in no trouble. At the moment she's being publicised as a stupid girl, in 9 months she'll be publicised as a MILF.

Still don't care, so she has money. Thats great.

It doesn't change the fact that this is about as much news as the food I ate thirty minutes ago.

Our society puts too much focus on celebrities and not enough on what is actual news.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: AdderallApocalypse on December 20, 2007, 12:09:41 am
Great, now everone knows our situation.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Marcus on December 20, 2007, 12:16:04 am
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Our society puts too much focus on celebrities and not enough on what is actual news.

You mean rampant poverty we can't fix, wars on various fronts, and the deaths of random people to various incidents?

I like some humor in my news, thank you.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Wash Cycle on December 20, 2007, 12:25:53 am
I'd rather we got rid of the 24/7 news bullshit and go back to the evening news with a strong anchor who was a fucking journalist not a goddamned prettyface puppet
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: HL on December 20, 2007, 12:29:39 am
You mean rampant poverty we can't fix, wars on various fronts, and the deaths of random people to various incidents?

I like some humor in my news, thank you.

News isn't meant to be humorous, it's meant to inform the public of whats important.


And quite frankly, some 16 year old twat who is mainly only famous cause of her sister who gets pregnant, isn't really important at all.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Ryan on December 20, 2007, 12:29:59 am
I don't know about you, but being carted around from set to set, having paparazzi chase you around, having a mother who probably doesn't know what she's doing (I can't say this accurately, but raising a kid isn't like caring for BABY-B-REAL), and growing up only to discover the internet pictures involving your "aunt" is just as bad a living condition as growing up in a 3rd world country.  I can only imagine that this kid will probably end up getting famous in 10 years BECAUSE he/she is the daughter of Jamie Spears... only to get knocked up and have another child.

And the vicious cycle continues.

EDIT: Oh hey, iCarly's on right now!

yeah man not being able to eat and living in a dirt floored hut is just as bad as being chased by paparazzi all around hollywood in your limo
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: ase on December 20, 2007, 12:35:00 am
I don't know about you, but being carted around from set to set, having paparazzi chase you around, having a mother who probably doesn't know what she's doing (I can't say this accurately, but raising a kid isn't like caring for BABY-B-REAL), and growing up only to discover the internet pictures involving your "aunt" is just as bad a living condition as growing up in a 3rd world country.
Quoting as part of my new BBC documentary: The Rapid Metamorphosis of Marcus: From Sailor to Social Philosopher
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Doktormartini on December 20, 2007, 12:46:13 am
You mean iCarly wasn't a typo?  Man, I'm so out of the loop...
I typed it like iCarkly cause I'm a fag and I didn't catch the error.  I hate to admit but I find that show and Drake and Josh to be pretty funny...it's sad.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Fatboys #4 on December 20, 2007, 12:55:52 am
News isn't meant to be humorous, it's meant to inform the public of whats important.


And quite frankly, some 16 year old twat who is mainly only famous cause of her sister who gets pregnant, isn't really important at all.

The news doesn't really inform the public of what's important, it informs the public of drama and bullshit that they deem at the very most, newsworthy. Aside from weather and traffic reports that is and the occasional actual information you can use to some extent, but for the most part, nah.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Grunthor on December 20, 2007, 01:07:32 am
I hate to admit but I find that show and Drake and Josh to be pretty funny...it's sad.
You're right, it is.  Those are two of the worst written shows on TV.  Anyways I couldn't give a damn about this kid getting pregnant. 
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: HL on December 20, 2007, 01:08:01 am
The news doesn't really inform the public of what's important, it informs the public of drama and bullshit that they deem at the very most, newsworthy. Aside from weather and traffic reports that is and the occasional actual information you can use to some extent, but for the most part, nah.

It used to, it doesn't anymore, our society (at least in America) cares more about celebrity's and sports than world issues.

Thats why I don't give a shit about this.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Bobberticus on December 20, 2007, 01:38:37 am
Oh no, some teenager is pregnant. Yes that does suck just a bit!
Now tell me why I should give a shit?

Because it's some celebrity? Oh, ok, that changes everything.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Vellfire on December 20, 2007, 01:46:48 am
Is it gay that I watch iCarkly and Drake and Josh?  Not like, "omg it's on in an hour" but like, but like, "oh this show is on I like it!"

yes this is gay because those are the worst shows ever (besides Zoey 101 but hopefully this pregnancy finishes that)

I don't care what it takes, pregnancy or what have you, anything is worth that show being ruined.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Grunthor on December 20, 2007, 02:07:49 am
yes this is gay because those are the worst shows ever (besides Zoey 101 but hopefully this pregnancy finishes that)

I don't care what it takes, pregnancy or what have you, anything is worth that show being ruined.

Unfortunately they already finished the shooting of the next season before she revealed her pregnancy.  So we have at least one more year of that putrid shit.




5000th post
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Marcus on December 20, 2007, 02:14:58 am
Knowing Nickelodeon, they'll spread all 12 or 13 episodes of the next season out over the course of the entire year followed by the last two episodes combined to create a "tv movie."

Oh I love TV business practices.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Vellfire on December 20, 2007, 02:16:26 am
Unfortunately they already finished the shooting of the next season before she revealed her pregnancy.  So we have at least one more year of that putrid shit.

FUCK

worst news 2007

edit: my tv was on nickelodeon when i walked in the room and zoey 101 was on, and this was the conversation that was happening:

Some guy:  Zoey you could always wear a bikini
Zoey: How would that help?
Other guy:  It would help us...you look good in a bikini


Those are not exact quotes but that is basically what they said, and it was that basic and bland too.  ZOEY YOU SHOULD WEAR BIKINI YOU ARE HOT


except she is pregnant WHOOPS
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: kermit the toad on December 20, 2007, 04:51:14 am
Man Marcus, what is up with you and POP CULTURE. You're always the first one to post this shit.

PS, just because both britney is fucked and jamie lynn is pregnant doesn't mean their mom didn't raise them well. It didn't help them much both being surrounded by media CONSTANTLY almost their entire lives. How the fuck do you raise someone well in a situation like that?
Yeah, I kind of agree with Myke. On top of that, why the hell do you seem to take pleasure in the misfortune of others?
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Xeno|Soft on December 20, 2007, 05:01:54 am
Man, this is worse than the time my Art Teacher told me he banged the Even Stevens Sister(Ren Stevens) when he was a Body Builder :( Another fantasy gone...
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: mkkmypet on December 20, 2007, 05:32:29 am

she'll probably end up pregnant in a few years too. ._.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Marcus on December 20, 2007, 05:40:25 am
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Man, this is worse than the time my Art Teacher told me he banged the Even Stevens Sister(Ren Stevens) when he was a Body Builder :( Another fantasy gone...

Ahh, another one of my fantasies gone.  I love her voice and it's the sole reason I watch Kim Possible.  I saw her in broadway as Belle in Beauty and the Beast and she's a pretty good singer.

Please send me shavings of your art teacher's penis :(

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On top of that, why the hell do you seem to take pleasure in the misfortune of others?

I'm a sadist?
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Pepoke on December 20, 2007, 06:26:17 am
Man, this is worse than the time my Art Teacher told me he banged the Even Stevens Sister(Ren Stevens) when he was a Body Builder :( Another fantasy gone...



 :fogetcry:



Well, this is just as unfortunate as any other 16 year old getting knocked up...but you know, shes famous and what not. For some reason I imagine her saying it was rape later on...but then again from what Ive seen she doesnt have the best adult influences in her life.
but that would be worse so Ill try not to think of it that way.
Anyways this is bad news, so I hope she can get through, with all the emotional stress and what not.

Also Ren Stevens: Christy Carlson Romano
[Sorry ][/Sorry]
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Roman on December 20, 2007, 06:56:23 am
FUCK

worst news 2007

edit: my tv was on nickelodeon when i walked in the room and zoey 101 was on, and this was the conversation that was happening:

Some guy:  Zoey you could always wear a bikini
Zoey: How would that help?
Other guy:  It would help us...you look good in a bikini


Those are not exact quotes but that is basically what they said, and it was that basic and bland too.  ZOEY YOU SHOULD WEAR BIKINI YOU ARE HOT


except she is pregnant WHOOPS

ok i've never seen zoey 101 and i'm sure it's a terrible show but how is HEY YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI an example of bad television
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Post by: The Ghost on December 20, 2007, 12:20:36 pm
Are you for real Roman?

They're supposed to be kids. Sure, it's common to see some older dumb blonde and her friend conversating about their bikinis on other television networks... Since you know, they are most likely sexually active or are of age, and the target audience are older.

But umm, this shit on family channel? If they were to make some references to how they looked here and there it wouldn't bother me, especially on shows with female leads. However, these family channel shows have the most ditzy dumb kids ever who only read a whole bunch of scripts about their looks and impressing some boy. Don't ya know that it's kids as young as 7-8 watching this? Sure, have your little crush and all but please keep the sexual presence out of it... And you know, try and promote ACTUAL content instead of this combustion of PINK, BLUE, FLUFFY STUFF, COLOURFUL CLOTHES AND SKIRTS, LOL IMPRESS BOY/FIGHT OFF POPULAR GIRL, AND TALK ABOUT MORE CLOTHES AND APPEARANCE.

Really and truly, they are just brainwashing these kids until they get older so they can buy the music cds/100 other products and then the clothing products these lead actresses come out with. Just look at the trend... Mary Kate & Ashley, Hilary Duff, Amanda Bynes (well not so much her, she wasn't blonde enough), and now it's that country girl Hannah Montana.

Honestly, I watch some of this crap with my 10 year old sister and I've changed the channel many times because of the pointless garbage that is spewed throughout the show.

There are some pretty good shows on family channel though and some of them are quite funny. You got to understand that some viewers are young girls growing up and what they watch can really effect how they feel about themselves with all these excessive emphasis on looks or how they should act. So Yeah, I watch the shows with any of my younger relatives and if I don't like what I see I change the channel or at least point out how stupid the situation is.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Jester on December 20, 2007, 12:45:11 pm
yeah, roman, what kinda shows did you watch when you were 12? i was watching dbz, pokemon, catdog and powerpuff girls (i just checked http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_in_television and picked ones i know i watched sometime in my life)

the 12 year olds of this generation are already being SEXED UP way too much, mentally. i already knew about that shit when i was that age but it wasnt force fed to me on tv. our generation is turning out pretty shit, what the fuck is the next one gonna be like?

edit: i take this pretty harshly because my 6 year old neice is already joking about doing lapdancing and shit. seriously. it fucking sucks. stupid tv. stupid bratz. (and stupid my brother and his girlfriend for letting her watch that disgusting shit)
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: Vellfire on December 20, 2007, 12:58:22 pm
Also let me say that that conversation kept going on for a while, but by then I had stopped actually paying attention so I couldn't really even reconstruct VAGUE versions of the dialogue...but the bikini thing kept going on and on in circles.
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Post by: kentona on December 20, 2007, 02:07:25 pm
I grew up watching TMNT.... and I still have the urge to own a pair of katanas...
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on December 20, 2007, 02:51:04 pm
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Why is it that some people think that getting pregnant young like that always require mandatory abortion?

oh, it's not mandatory, it's just probably for the best. Admittedly, it doesnt really matter with her, she'll have plenty of money and all that shite, but your average 16 year old is so not ready to have kids.
I mean, i'm 16 and if i had a kid i'd just have no chance with school or anything like that. It'd absolutely cripple my education and future prospects.
I mean, if i do get through all this education lark THEN i could have a kid, who'd have, i dare say, a better life, cos his dad would have a good job and all that (should 'his dad' choose a conventional sort of career path).

Asides from that, when you're young you're meant to be a bit free from responsability like this, its the time for having a reet laugh and all that, nobody needs a kid when they're 16.

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It's better to get pregnant at 16 than at 40.

Is it shite.
Title: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant... and only 16 years old! YES!
Post by: HL on December 20, 2007, 02:54:17 pm
oh, it's not mandatory, it's just probably for the best. Admittedly, it doesnt really matter with her, she'll have plenty of money and all that shite, but your average 16 year old is so not ready to have kids.
I mean, i'm 16 and if i had a kid i'd just have no chance with school or anything like that. It'd absolutely cripple my education and future prospects.
I mean, if i do get through all this education lark THEN i could have a kid, who'd have, i dare say, a better life, cos his dad would have a good job and all that (should 'his dad' choose a conventional sort of career path).

Asides from that, when you're young you're meant to be a bit free from responsability like this, its the time for having a reet laugh and all that, nobody needs a kid when they're 16.

Is it shite.

Adoption.
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Post by: dom on December 20, 2007, 03:17:14 pm
LULZ LINK
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Post by: big ass skelly on December 20, 2007, 03:28:17 pm
edit: i take this pretty harshly because my 6 year old neice is already joking about doing lapdancing and shit. seriously. it fucking sucks. stupid tv. stupid bratz. (and stupid my brother and his girlfriend for letting her watch that disgusting shit)

That is really horrible.
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Post by: Bart on December 20, 2007, 03:28:48 pm
I love how so many people are so quick to hop on the "WHORE" bandwagon just because she is 16 and knocked up.

Shit happens, maybe she was practicing safe sex and something happened. Maybe she wasn't, I wouldn't know. 16 is very young, but anything is possible when you put patience and dedication into it. If she is a smart girl, she will grow up to have an awesome child, if not, we will just have another cocaine addict on the streets.

It happens a lot so whatever
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on December 20, 2007, 04:15:51 pm
Quote
Adoption.

Fair point.
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Post by: Iaman on December 20, 2007, 04:23:49 pm
I love how so many people are so quick to hop on the "WHORE" bandwagon just because she is 16 and knocked up.

Shit happens, maybe she was practicing safe sex and something happened. Maybe she wasn't, I wouldn't know. 16 is very young, but anything is possible when you put patience and dedication into it. If she is a smart girl, she will grow up to have an awesome child, if not, we will just have another cocaine addict on the streets.

It happens a lot so whatever
I think it's really just because, as a celebrity, and especially as a child actor on a family network, she's expected to be a good role model for their viewer base...  Which is kind of hard when you're having sex and getting pregnant at a young age, especially at an age that, in some states, is still illegal.  Plus, plenty of people who watch the show are younger than she is and still try to be like her (I do not know why television glorifies the YOUNG KIDS ACT LIKE ADULTS still because it's such a fucked up idea) and this could end up seeming like a PRETTY OKAY THING TO DO.

Which it ISN'T.

EDIT: I mean FUCK, I don't even think most people are ready and prepared enough to have children by the age of 21, let alone 16. (no offense to anyone I may have inadvertently offended with this comment)
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Post by: Shadow Kirby on December 20, 2007, 05:28:49 pm
Kids shows were really better back in our days.
I watched stuff like Ghostbusters, Duckula, Spaceship Sagitarius(although this shit was pretty hardcore. characters died and in the last episode the main character tries to commit suicide), Reboot, Beast War and other good 90s shows.
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Post by: Sarah on December 20, 2007, 06:49:36 pm
I think it's really just because, as a celebrity, and especially as a child actor on a family network, she's expected to be a good role model for their viewer base...  Which is kind of hard when you're having sex and getting pregnant at a young age, especially at an age that, in some states, is still illegal.  Plus, plenty of people who watch the show are younger than she is and still try to be like her (I do not know why television glorifies the YOUNG KIDS ACT LIKE ADULTS still because it's such a fucked up idea) and this could end up seeming like a PRETTY OKAY THING TO DO.

Which it ISN'T.

EDIT: I mean FUCK, I don't even think most people are ready and prepared enough to have children by the age of 21, let alone 16. (no offense to anyone I may have inadvertently offended with this comment)
She's not supposed to be a role model. She's supposed to be an actor, and ACT like they tell her to. What she does when she's off set is her own business.
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Post by: Dale Gobbler on December 20, 2007, 07:26:07 pm
She's not supposed to be a role model. She's supposed to be an actor, and ACT like they tell her to. What she does when she's off set is her own business.

But because she acts on a "hit" tween-preteen TV show, she inadvertently became a role model to the viewers.
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Post by: Pepoke on December 20, 2007, 07:58:52 pm
She's not supposed to be a role model. She's supposed to be an actor, and ACT like they tell her to. What she does when she's off set is her own business.
Yeah, it is her own business, but when you become a famous actress, 'specially in front of a young audience, you take the position of a role model, whether you like it or not. Its just your choice if you want to be a good or bad role model.
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Post by: Erave on December 20, 2007, 08:07:31 pm
yeah, roman, what kinda shows did you watch when you were 12? i was watching dbz, pokemon, catdog and powerpuff girls (i just checked http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_in_television and picked ones i know i watched sometime in my life)

the 12 year olds of this generation are already being SEXED UP way too much, mentally. i already knew about that shit when i was that age but it wasnt force fed to me on tv. our generation is turning out pretty shit, what the fuck is the next one gonna be like?

edit: i take this pretty harshly because my 6 year old neice is already joking about doing lapdancing and shit. seriously. it fucking sucks. stupid tv. stupid bratz. (and stupid my brother and his girlfriend for letting her watch that disgusting shit)

All the kids now are watching shows where every episode is about dating, making out, or looking hott in new clothes.

We watched shows about mutant turtles and car that transformed into badass robots.
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Post by: Grogrog on December 20, 2007, 08:36:49 pm
The kids of today need Reboot! MORE REBOOT! Fuck, at least give tem BEAST WARS or something.
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Post by: Roman on December 20, 2007, 09:32:31 pm
guys did you read the part where i said i had never seen zoey 101

also what i got from velfarre's post was that the show had BAD WRITING (dumb jokes and shit) so i thought she had just listed a bad example

EVEN SO i think you guys are being a little paranoid!  all the family shows i've seen have been pretty tame when it comes to this stuff; i don't see a problem with having DATING on the show (which i hear is a normal part of any person's social development), and uh yeah BIKINIS aren't that big of a deal either they're not turning OUR PRECIOUS CHILDREN into sluts ok.

also jester and erave what is wrong with this statement:  WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY I WATCHED THESE SHOWS BUT THE LITTLE GIRLS OF TODAY ARE WATCHING THESE OTHER SHOWS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

on the other hand yeah bratz is pretty awful and disgusting and they probably are turning our precious children into sluts i vote we ban bratz from the universe
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Post by: Vellfire on December 20, 2007, 09:50:52 pm
alright when i was a little girl i watched the ninja turtles and rainbow bright and carmen sandiego and A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS WITH NO WHORES
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Post by: Roman on December 20, 2007, 09:53:22 pm
alright when i was a little girl i watched the ninja turtles and rainbow bright and carmen sandiego and A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS WITH NO WHORES

i should have mentioned this but you don't count

ps just to clarify i don't know what shows little girls watched back in the day but that's not exactly the point
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Post by: kentona on December 20, 2007, 10:02:17 pm
Hey, I watched My Little Pony too.  it came on right after Transformers.
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Post by: Vellfire on December 20, 2007, 10:13:00 pm
i should have mentioned this but you don't count

ps just to clarify i don't know what shows little girls watched back in the day but that's not exactly the point

dude i did watch plenty of girly shows too, none of them were like this shit at ALL
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Post by: Sarah on December 20, 2007, 10:28:10 pm
Yeah, it is her own business, but when you become a famous actress, 'specially in front of a young audience, you take the position of a role model, whether you like it or not. Its just your choice if you want to be a good or bad role model.
The type of kids who watch this shit don't FOLLOW STARS AROUND either irl or on the internet. They model themselves after the character, not the person.

edit: what I am saying is that the kids who watch ZOEY 101 or Family Channel for that matter are not the same kids who watch MTV for the most part. MTV kids are the kids who do INTERNET RESEARCH on celebrities where the FC kids are content just looking up lyrics for CATCHY POP TUNEZ
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Post by: Feldschlacht IV on December 20, 2007, 10:40:21 pm
The type of kids who watch this shit don't FOLLOW STARS AROUND either irl or on the internet. They model themselves after the character, not the person.

edit: what I am saying is that the kids who watch ZOEY 101 or Family Channel for that matter are not the same kids who watch MTV for the most part. MTV kids are the kids who do INTERNET RESEARCH on celebrities where the FC kids are content just looking up lyrics for CATCHY POP TUNEZ

Are you kidding me? While I understand why you'd think that, I have to disagree. I have two kid sisters, one 10 and one 12, and they both follow the stars of the TV shows (which includes the Disney Channel and shit) and music they listen to pretty closely. They read those tween/teen magazines, read about happenings on those fan sites on the net, and even occasionally watch MTV and even friggin' VH1. It's reasonable to assume that their friends do all of this as well. I wouldn't be surprised if they've already heard of this.
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Post by: Roman on December 20, 2007, 10:47:15 pm
dude i did watch plenty of girly shows too, none of them were like this shit at ALL

the point is that a MALE (jester) can't list the shows he watched as a kid and then say BUT GIRLS THESE DAYS...

guys i haven't seen zoey 101 but if it's anything like drake and josh or hannah montana i think you're worrying too much
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Post by: Wash Cycle on December 20, 2007, 11:04:52 pm
the fat kid on drake and josh is actually pretty funny imo

anyone agree?
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Post by: Vellfire on December 20, 2007, 11:11:31 pm
the fat kid on drake and josh is actually pretty funny imo

anyone agree?

no
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Post by: Grunthor on December 21, 2007, 12:34:12 am
Are you kidding me? While I understand why you'd think that, I have to disagree. I have two kid sisters, one 10 and one 12, and they both follow the stars of the TV shows (which includes the Disney Channel and shit) and music they listen to pretty closely. They read those tween/teen magazines, read about happenings on those fan sites on the net, and even occasionally watch MTV and even friggin' VH1. It's reasonable to assume that their friends do all of this as well. I wouldn't be surprised if they've already heard of this.

I agree with this.  My sister does the exact same thing. 


the fat kid on drake and josh is actually pretty funny imo

anyone agree?

Hell no. 
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Post by: Supra Mairo on December 21, 2007, 01:34:25 am
the fat kid on drake and josh is actually pretty funny imo

anyone agree?
If its that show where there's this fat kid and this ""normal" kid (olololololo) and its supposed to have witty dialog then no.

No fucking way.
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Post by: Bujiro on December 21, 2007, 03:04:03 am
i can on ly feel bad for her kid.  but honestly, that's hot.
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Post by: Erave on December 21, 2007, 08:04:00 am
Are you for real Roman?

They're supposed to be kids. Sure, it's common to see some older dumb blonde and her friend conversating about their bikinis on other television networks... Since you know, they are most likely sexually active or are of age, and the target audience are older.

But umm, this shit on family channel? If they were to make some references to how they looked here and there it wouldn't bother me, especially on shows with female leads. However, these family channel shows have the most ditzy dumb kids ever who only read a whole bunch of scripts about their looks and impressing some boy. Don't ya know that it's kids as young as 7-8 watching this? Sure, have your little crush and all but please keep the sexual presence out of it... And you know, try and promote ACTUAL content instead of this combustion of PINK, BLUE, FLUFFY STUFF, COLOURFUL CLOTHES AND SKIRTS, LOL IMPRESS BOY/FIGHT OFF POPULAR GIRL, AND TALK ABOUT MORE CLOTHES AND APPEARANCE.

Really and truly, they are just brainwashing these kids until they get older so they can buy the music cds/100 other products and then the clothing products these lead actresses come out with. Just look at the trend... Mary Kate & Ashley, Hilary Duff, Amanda Bynes (well not so much her, she wasn't blonde enough), and now it's that country girl Hannah Montana.

Honestly, I watch some of this crap with my 10 year old sister and I've changed the channel many times because of the pointless garbage that is spewed throughout the show.

There are some pretty good shows on family channel though and some of them are quite funny. You got to understand that some viewers are young girls growing up and what they watch can really effect how they feel about themselves with all these excessive emphasis on looks or how they should act. So Yeah, I watch the shows with any of my younger relatives and if I don't like what I see I change the channel or at least point out how stupid the situation is.

I agree with this post. I have watched these shows and basically it's giving a sense of desire to children. Desire to look "hott", dress "hott", wear fancy accessories, and the pressure to date and get that first kiss way before kids need to be thinking about it. They push material gifts, glorfying disrespect to parents, saying it's ok to be stupid, making it seem normal and funny to think school is dumb, make it seem humorous for someone to be smart, make it a priority in kid's life to obtain glittery cell phones. Fuck, my kid isn't entitled to a fucking cellphone at the age of 11. Even in the most innocent of shows all the characters can talk about is "babes" (if they are boys) or that "hottie with a swimmer's body" (exact quote from the terrible Hannah Montana). Is our society really that shallow these days? (don't answer that)
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Post by: theHunter on December 21, 2007, 08:21:35 am
First, Mom allows 16 year old daughter to move in with 19 year old boyfriend...

WTF?

THEN, she doesn't even discuss protection!?!?

But it's ok, they met in church.
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Post by: big ass skelly on December 21, 2007, 08:54:35 am
The only protection I need is the hand of our lord god
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Post by: HL on December 21, 2007, 08:58:13 am
First, Mom allows 16 year old daughter to move in with 19 year old boyfriend...

WTF?

THEN, she doesn't even discuss protection!?!?

But it's ok, they met in church.

You can get pregnant with protection, y'know?

I KNOW IT SURPRISED ME TOO
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Post by: theHunter on December 21, 2007, 09:22:56 am
You can get pregnant with protection, y'know?

I KNOW IT SURPRISED ME TOO

You sure know how to suck the funny outta everythin...
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Post by: bible_basher on December 21, 2007, 09:24:42 am
This is why I prevent my little brother and sister from watching this shit!
At least they grow up watching shit like RECESS or JACKIE CHAN etc.
I grew up(and still am) watching LOL FIGHTING, I think anyone would rather kids watching crazy fighting scenes than DATING or LOOkiNG HOTTTTT
the fat kid on drake and josh is actually pretty funny imo

anyone agree?
hes not fat anymore
nor funny
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Post by: Feldschlacht IV on December 21, 2007, 07:47:58 pm
Since a lot of you seem to be getting hardons over their misfortune, it turns out that the guy may get ten years for statutory rape.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=503650&in_page_id=1773


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Post by: Dale Gobbler on December 21, 2007, 07:56:43 pm
Yeah I just heard it on the radio a couple of hours ago. It mainly depends on where they had sex.


"I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great."
That made me lol.
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Post by: Grogrog on December 21, 2007, 11:46:47 pm
You sure know how to suck the funny outta everythin...

It would help if your post was funny in the first place.  :gwa:
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Post by: Pepoke on December 22, 2007, 12:02:56 am
the fat kid on drake and josh is actually pretty funny imo

anyone agree?
Well I cant say hes funny but it was pretty funny to laugh at him when he was little. He weighed the same but was about 3 feet shorter, his voice was about 10 times squeakier, and he talked the same way/with the same accent.
Though I can say I like him better than the other kid, drake. Hes a giant penis. Specially since his name is Drake wtf
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Post by: ase on December 22, 2007, 12:08:08 am
Quote
"I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love.

this is the best
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Post by: Grin Tree on December 22, 2007, 01:24:36 am
this is the best

Actually, I thought:

Quote
"I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great."

...sealed it. 
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Post by: Dapper Swindler on December 22, 2007, 02:30:27 am
I think television is a good tool for promoting sex.  If you watch MTV or most channels you are constantly presented with a reality where sex is normal, sex is frequent, and if you're not having sex then you're a loser.  I watched MTV for ten minutes today and it made me feel like I need to sleep with 100 more women or else I have failed at life.  I can only imagine what it must do to an impressionable mind that is younger than the people on MTV who look at them, not necessarily as a role model, but as an EXAMPLE of what life must be like.  I would even venture to say that godless cavemen, uninhibited by Christian guilt, did not even have sex so ubiquitous in their culture.

I kind of think it's sad how kids can't experience just a few years of post pubescent innocence before they start humping each other.  They're sort of missing out on a unique phase of their lives.
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Post by: crone_lover720 on December 22, 2007, 02:49:54 am
(http://www.gamingw.net/pubaccess/26699/miranda-cosgrovex.jpg)
oh man drake & josh is disgusting for this. it's so bad, especially since she was probably like 11 when they filmed that shit. I mean the show isn't good but this is what makes it disgusting. miranda cosgrove combined naked brothers band basically makes nickelodeon the pedophile channel now

edit: oh I forgot about lazytown. christ nickelodeon is so bad
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Post by: Zatham on December 22, 2007, 12:05:20 pm
I didn't even know who that chick was. But then again I don't watch those kiddie live action shows. See in Canada we have the "Family Channel" which gets all of the Disney and Nickelodeon reject shows. What's pedo about the "Naked Brothers Band?"? I mean, it sounds perverse... but I've seen it on YTV (another kid's channel in Canada) but it didn't seem pedo.

and trust me, I would know.

uhh zatham don't say that I will have you taken away by the feds
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Post by: Vellfire on December 22, 2007, 01:02:18 pm
What's pedo about the Naked Brothers Band is that their music and singing (and fact that there is a cello player in the band but their songs never have cello what is going on) is so bad that it makes you want to rape someone, and sometimes a child is the only person nearby.

edit: oh god i hate talking about lazytown ever because it makes me seem ridiculous always but it's virtually gone from existance in america because we'd rather our kids watch fucking drug trips like yo gabba gabba or hands with eyeballs doing nothing in particular than learn to exercise and eat right (which we never do) so it's almost impossible to see lazytown anymore at all, other countries are still showing it plenty but nickelodeon pretty much said "nah fuck that yo gabba gabba is where to go"
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Post by: Doktormartini on December 22, 2007, 01:03:46 pm
the fat kid on drake and josh is actually pretty funny imo

anyone agree?
Yeah but during the show he got skinny so like the first seasons he's fat the other seasons he's not.  It's kinda weird when that happens in the show because people get to know someone by how they look then they turn around and get skinny.
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Post by: dueledge on December 22, 2007, 11:41:14 pm
drops the bomb that she's 3 months pregnant after fucking some guy she met at church.

iiiiiiiiirony.

This is why I prevent my little brother and sister from watching this shit!
At least they grow up watching shit like RECESS or JACKIE CHAN etc.

oh man Jackie Chan was ace (I assume you are referring to the cartoon series right?).

as for teens nowadays, well I have been living up in Hull recently while at university and apparently a lot of the girls round there get pregnant just so they can claim benefits. Somebody said that on the bus they heard two girls discussing how they can't wait to get pregnant so they can claim benefits. its really quite depressing, and takes money away form the more deserving, not to mention the total disregard for another's human being, ie the babies, wellbeing. Yeah it does seem like some of these shows are forcing a shallow veiw of life on children today, especially girls (although I don't think TV has anything to do with the aforementioned situation).
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Post by: Drule on December 23, 2007, 12:13:47 am
wow shes re7tartet
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Post by: Jester on December 23, 2007, 12:40:22 am
also jester and erave what is wrong with this statement:  WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY I WATCHED THESE SHOWS BUT THE LITTLE GIRLS OF TODAY ARE WATCHING THESE OTHER SHOWS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

i havent read anything else but are you fucking kidding me?

i dont give a shit that they are watching DIFFERENT shows, but no show aimed at 5-10 girls should be about MAKEUP and BOYS and MAKEUP AND BOYS and LOOKING HOT. sorry, but no. they get enough of that shit when they are a teenager, i dont need my neice laughing around asking people to touch her ass and asking if she looks HOT or not.

granted, it doesnt all come from kids shows, shit like mtv is also to blame, but that doesn't mean it's just a case of HEY THEY DON'T WATCH THE SAME TV I DID

it isn't about the fucking shows themselves, it's about what morals and stories they offer. and modern shows don't offer any at all. even cartoons for girls in the 80s/90s were about BEING GOOD and BEING COOL and LOOKING PRETTY. not once was it alluded to that they were looking pretty for boys

agh im rambling now but im so fucking pissed off that you think me not wanting this generation's little girls turning into sluts when they are fucking 6 years old is AGH THEY DONT WATCH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!
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Post by: Arnold on December 23, 2007, 12:58:59 am
Funny thing is MTV and Nickelodeon are owned by the same company. Hmm...
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Post by: Marcus on December 23, 2007, 01:13:48 am
I just saw a preview for the final episode of Zoey 101 called "Goodbye Zoey" where she permanently leaves school and that dumb guy has to say how much he loves her or whatever.

I think Nickelodeon knew about this shit before anyone else...
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Post by: Xeno|Soft on December 23, 2007, 03:45:21 am
I just saw a preview for the final episode of Zoey 101 called "Goodbye Zoey" where she permanently leaves school and that dumb guy has to say how much he loves her or whatever.

I think Nickelodeon knew about this shit before anyone else...

Hey, I was wondering...if you wanted to come over and watch this last episode with me...I have candy.
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Post by: theHunter on December 23, 2007, 04:17:32 am
It would help if your post was funny in the first place.  :gwa:


I personally thought it was pretty funny.  :fogetcool:
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Post by: Roman on December 23, 2007, 02:33:45 pm
i havent read anything else but are you fucking kidding me?

i dont give a shit that they are watching DIFFERENT shows, but no show aimed at 5-10 girls should be about MAKEUP and BOYS and MAKEUP AND BOYS and LOOKING HOT. sorry, but no. they get enough of that shit when they are a teenager, i dont need my neice laughing around asking people to touch her ass and asking if she looks HOT or not.

granted, it doesnt all come from kids shows, shit like mtv is also to blame, but that doesn't mean it's just a case of HEY THEY DON'T WATCH THE SAME TV I DID

it isn't about the fucking shows themselves, it's about what morals and stories they offer. and modern shows don't offer any at all. even cartoons for girls in the 80s/90s were about BEING GOOD and BEING COOL and LOOKING PRETTY. not once was it alluded to that they were looking pretty for boys

agh im rambling now but im so fucking pissed off that you think me not wanting this generation's little girls turning into sluts when they are fucking 6 years old is AGH THEY DONT WATCH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!

maybe you should read everything else then because that wasn't the point of that comment

ps:  don't make up information to further your point, by the way!!!  TEENick is aimed at 12 - 14 year olds (not 5 - 10 year olds what the hell (ps got that from wikipedia fyi)), and though I'm no child psychologist or whatever, I'm PRETTY SURE that's around the age where boys and girls start thinking about the opposite sex.  i'm not saying these shows DON'T SUCK but they're not TEARING DOWN THE PILLARS OF SOCIETY like you guys all seem to think!   

edit:  seriously 5 - 10 year olds how do you even come up with that

edit edit:  like, 10 year olds, ok.  but 5 year olds????? whaaaaat??????? 
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Post by: Pasty on December 23, 2007, 02:42:44 pm
News isn't meant to be humorous, it's meant to inform the public of whats important.

And quite frankly, some 16 year old twat who is mainly only famous cause of her sister who gets pregnant, isn't really important at all.

News isn't about what's important to you.  It's about what's important to that Nielsen box sitting on your TV shelf.  Unfortunately, this ranks up there.
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Post by: chanicakes on December 23, 2007, 03:23:21 pm
You can get pregnant with protection, y'know?

I KNOW IT SURPRISED ME TOO

It's true actually there is no true form of protection other than to get snipped or tied. (even with getting tubes tied it dangerous to the female in rare cases and isn't always effective and is a main cause for tubular pregnancies.)

I got pregnant on birth control, and no I wasn't taking anything that could compromise the effects it just happened that way for me and apparently 'BC' isn't effective for my mother either.

The almost fool-proof way that has been discussed with many youth is taking birth control, sperm suppressors, and using comdoms while having sex reduces the chances of pregnancy by nearly 100% it's approx. 99.998% effective.

BUT SPERM SUPPRESORS C'MON THATS GOTTA SUCK.

If Jaime-Lynn got prego on her own time it's her own fault, not the media, not her sister or mother, and not even her boyfriends fault. It was completely her own decision and she is living with that and making her own choice. Whatever she does now is how people will model her in the future. Wanting to raise the child is a maternal instinct for most mothers so let her be with that choice.
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Post by: Iaman on December 23, 2007, 09:39:42 pm
Yeah, Nickelodeon is stopping production of the show after this season, and apparently, as I found out today, the DS game for it is not being made anymore as well :P
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Post by: Matt Hakor on December 23, 2007, 10:01:46 pm
Don't be a fool, just wrap your tool...even better don't drop your pants unless you can deal with the potential consequences.
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Post by: Mince Wobley on December 23, 2007, 10:04:35 pm
Since a lot of you seem to be getting hardons over their misfortune, it turns out that the guy may get ten years for statutory rape.

I bet someone will make a Law & Order SVU episode about this
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Post by: Game2k5 on December 23, 2007, 10:09:19 pm
I don't care for that girl.
I mean, she can hv sex if she's 16, rite?
that's not so bad. But if you get preg then, it's a pretty dumb situation and the child is the actual screwed one. Cuz his mother ain't got time for him (school,...)

But that show sucks. Not becoz its pedo, (it isn't. it's just 2 entertain 8 year olds.) but it's so fcking lame and boring.
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Post by: GirlBones on December 23, 2007, 11:23:14 pm
i've got a schadenfreude boner the size of manhattan
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Post by: Jester on December 23, 2007, 11:30:04 pm
maybe you should read everything else then because that wasn't the point of that comment

ps:  don't make up information to further your point, by the way!!! 

edit:  seriously 5 - 10 year olds how do you even come up with that

edit edit:  like, 10 year olds, ok.  but 5 year olds????? whaaaaat??????? 
uh, because thats the age of kids who watch it? yeah, ok, it's up to the parents to filter that shit, but do you really think parents DONT just stick nick on and leave the kids to it? its still not ok for nick to be showing that when they know just as well as anyone else that kids younger than 12 watch it.

even then, 12 is still impressionable.
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Post by: Vellfire on December 24, 2007, 12:25:44 am
Seriously, just because the target audience is 12-14 year olds doesn't mean 5-10 year olds don't watch it.  Even though it's changed a ridiuclous amount, I watched Teen Nick (well it wasn't Teen Nick then but it was the same target audience) just as much as regular Nick when I was way under that age group, when you are a young kid you watch the channel, you don't care what the programming block is.  And then I would watch Nick at Nite.  Oh yeah, the target audience for that was adults...WHOOPS GUESS THAT MEANS I DIDN'T WATCH IT I'M NOT THE TARGET FOR THAT.

Target audience doesn't mean shit as to who actually watches things.
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Post by: GirlBones on December 24, 2007, 12:41:44 am
All I want to know is, what happened to the Nickelodeon I grew up with? I remember shows like Pete & Pete, Salute Your Shorts, Clarissa Explains It All, Are You Afraid of the Dark... not this dreck.
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Post by: Roman on December 24, 2007, 01:18:26 am
Seriously, just because the target audience is 12-14 year olds doesn't mean 5-10 year olds don't watch it.  Even though it's changed a ridiuclous amount, I watched Teen Nick (well it wasn't Teen Nick then but it was the same target audience) just as much as regular Nick when I was way under that age group, when you are a young kid you watch the channel, you don't care what the programming block is.  And then I would watch Nick at Nite.  Oh yeah, the target audience for that was adults...WHOOPS GUESS THAT MEANS I DIDN'T WATCH IT I'M NOT THE TARGET FOR THAT.

Target audience doesn't mean shit as to who actually watches things.

this is funny because if we were talking about violent video games you would probably be saying UH IT'S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE PARENTS TO MAKE SURE THEIR KIDS AREN'T PLAYING THE WRONG GAMES FUCK YOU JACK THOMPSON

or do you support jack thompson

you support jack thompson don't you

edit: in other words if it's aimed at 12 - 14 year olds they shouldn't be held responsible if 5 year olds (FIVE YEAR OLDS DON'T WATCH THIS SHIT (look i can make assumptions too)) watch it and decide HEY IM GOING TO BE A SLUT (i'm 5 years old)
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Post by: Jester on December 24, 2007, 02:09:30 am
this is funny because if we were talking about violent video games you would probably be saying UH IT'S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE PARENTS TO MAKE SURE THEIR KIDS AREN'T PLAYING THE WRONG GAMES FUCK YOU JACK THOMPSON

or do you support jack thompson

you support jack thompson don't you

edit: in other words if it's aimed at 12 - 14 year olds they shouldn't be held responsible if 5 year olds (FIVE YEAR OLDS DON'T WATCH THIS SHIT (look i can make assumptions too)) watch it and decide HEY IM GOING TO BE A SLUT (i'm 5 years old)
i knew youd say that

i wouldnt mind if they had WARNINGS before them, then itd be up to the parents. they dont.

also im taking the fact 5 year olds watch it from personal experience with my niece and nephew thanks.
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Post by: Grogrog on December 24, 2007, 02:11:12 am
this is funny because if we were talking about violent video games you would probably be saying UH IT'S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE PARENTS TO MAKE SURE THEIR KIDS AREN'T PLAYING THE WRONG GAMES FUCK YOU JACK THOMPSON

or do you support jack thompson

you support jack thompson don't you

edit: in other words if it's aimed at 12 - 14 year olds they shouldn't be held responsible if 5 year olds (FIVE YEAR OLDS DON'T WATCH THIS SHIT (look i can make assumptions too)) watch it and decide HEY IM GOING TO BE A SLUT (i'm 5 years old)

A 10 year old wouldn't really be able to go out and buy GTA by himself. He'd need his parents. Where as his TV is already in his home, anytime the parent isn't around the TV can be watched. It's really a majorly different situation than video games.
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Post by: Roman on December 24, 2007, 03:14:59 am
i knew youd say that

i wouldnt mind if they had WARNINGS before them, then itd be up to the parents. they dont.

also im taking the fact 5 year olds watch it from personal experience with my niece and nephew thanks.

I don't know how shit works in wacky ol' England (you live in england right) but here in America we have TV Parental Guidelines, which is a handy little system that gives parents a vague idea of the content of a TV show.  And Zoey 101 is an American made television show, so your lack of a content rating system is not its problem. 

And since you already seem to know that it's not suitable for kids, I don't see why real parents (who are probably more concerned about this stuff anyway) wouldn't.  If they think it's a real problem (which I'm pretty sure it isn't, but, again, I've never seen the show so hey maybe I'm wrong (pretty sure I'm not though)), then they can censor it from their kids.

I think I had some other things to say but instead I'm going to go watch an episode of Zoey 101 and see if it's really that bad or if you guys are just overly paranoid.

edit:  oh yeah, granted, Zoey 101 could very well be rated TV-G (general audience) but if TEENick is aimed at 12 - 14 year olds then I doubt it.

edit edit:  TV-PG S is a specific warning for MILD SEXUAL CONTENT so how much do you want to bet that Zoey 101 is rated that (if it does indeed have mild sexual content (i wouldn't know i haven't seen the show (why the fuck are you guys watching this shit anyway)))
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Post by: Grunthor on December 24, 2007, 03:25:35 am
Um dude, it's rated TV-Y7 meaning ages 7+ (my little sister watches this shit).  They have a valid point.
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Post by: Roman on December 24, 2007, 03:47:54 am
bummer.  i'll hold judgment until i watch it myself though.

is your little sister a slut, though?

edit: ok nevermind im not subjecting myself to that shit. i still think that saying that it's turning our children into LITTLE WHORES (rofl) is a gross exaggeration but uh ok.

edit edit: also, i think my description of the TV Parental Guide system was a bit misleading.  the ratings are based on the content within an episode and not the show as a whole.  so one episode of zoey 101 could be TV-Y7 while another could be TV-PG, but probably not because from what I can tell the show is not that bad as far as sexual content goes!
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Post by: Game2k5 on December 24, 2007, 12:45:45 pm
dudez, here in germany we don't have warnings in front of shows.

There only is a warning like "The following movie is not suitable for children unde the age  of 16/18" before Movies rated 16+ or 18+. And noone complains. But 16+ movies only run after 10pm and 18+ after 11pm...

but they're often CUT :(
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Post by: Jester on December 24, 2007, 02:42:43 pm
man i dont get why you are saying its such an exaggeration when ive seen it happen

OK YOU HAVENT SEEN IT HAPPEN I GUESS IT CANT EXIST MY EXPERIENCES MUST BE WRONG :(

also the only guidelines we have are for adult things like this guy above me said. there arent parental warnings before mtv music videos nor before teenage-aimed kids shows, sorry!

wait, by your reason that means they DONT EXIST because i personally havent seen them. YOU ARE AS WRONG AS I AM ROMAN
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Post by: Brown on December 25, 2007, 05:37:29 am
so has anyone found the sex tape yet? if so linkx
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Post by: blood hell on December 25, 2007, 06:10:33 am
You realize that would be child porn, right?
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Post by: HL on December 25, 2007, 09:15:17 am
so has anyone found the sex tape yet? if so linkx

That is not even funny.

And if you were serious, you are a disgusting individual.
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Post by: Mince Wobley on December 25, 2007, 04:26:37 pm
You realize that would be child porn, right?

No it's not, 16 year olds are not kids they're teenagers and those "celebrity sex tapes" aren't good pr0n at all

Traci Lords started doing pr0n movies when she was 15
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Post by: Pepoke on December 25, 2007, 06:10:57 pm
You realize that would be child porn, right?

From browns profile it says he lives in Canada
And iirc the legal age for sex in Canada is 14, seriously
but yeah down here in America its illegal, crazy canadians
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Post by: blood hell on December 26, 2007, 05:48:04 am
Still it would be disgusting
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Post by: Lars on December 27, 2007, 02:10:32 am
in what possible way ever woud a sex tape with a 16-year old be disgusting


it would be the most beautiful piece of video ever made

so pure

so innocent

yet so sexy................
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Post by: Eltee on December 27, 2007, 08:14:10 am
b-e-a-t off to it

PLEASE NOTE FINE SIR

LEGAL AGE FOR SEX IS 14

BUT THAT IN NO WAY HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH PORN

MODELS HAVE TO BE 18 OR OLDER

thank you for your kind patronage
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Post by: Sarah on December 27, 2007, 08:18:34 am
Yeah, sex for 14 year olds is legal if they're with someone below 18. If the person is above 18 years old they need the parents consent. So if, as in this situation, a 16 year old has sex with a 19 year old it is technically rape without the parents consent.
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Post by: Yeaster on December 28, 2007, 05:54:12 pm
I'm sure this has been addressed several times in this topic, but, uh...who cares? Why is everyone acting as if this is actually important or something? It's constantly on the news.

This is kind of funny, because that would get reported over a member of an urban boy-band making a bunch of videos Christmas Eve saying that his former manager molestated him and forced the group members into orgies with each other. But of course that wouldn't be put on TV. You gotta go with that sells, I guess.  :shrug:
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Post by: Shadow Kirby on December 28, 2007, 06:33:26 pm
So if, as in this situation, a 16 year old has sex with a 19 year old it is technically rape without the parents consent.

I'm pretty sure the guys don't ask the father: "Can I make sweet love to your daughter?"
It's technically rape but a few girls back in high schools were often raped in that case.
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Post by: Mince Wobley on December 28, 2007, 07:01:01 pm
It's statutory rape which is not the same thing as a real rape
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Post by: Brown on December 28, 2007, 07:53:04 pm
That is not even funny.

And if you were serious, you are a disgusting individual.

i'm 3 years older than her. sir yes i am disgusting. my previous girlfriend was 2 years younger than me. i was 18 at that time, she was 16. I must have been very disgusting indeed.  :fogetshh:​  hehehehe.

you cant really classify it as being a pedo if your own age is like 2-3 years older than the girl you like. hell when i was 15 this 18 year old girl in high school thought i was cute. but yeah we didnt do anything NOT because of age but because of maturity levels. er yeah i was a douche
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Post by: Sarah on December 28, 2007, 08:33:55 pm
Dating a 15 year old GIRL when you're 18 isn't a GOOD THING. (it's different for older girls dating younger guys (mostly because it rarely happens))
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Post by: Mince Wobley on December 28, 2007, 08:51:11 pm
Why not. It's just a 3 years difference. What isn't good is 18 girl MARRING a 40 year olds guy.
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Post by: Sarah on December 28, 2007, 09:10:59 pm
Three years difference isn't a bad thing when you're older and more mature, but uh, 15 year olds do a lot of stupid things. They're going to do them regardless if their boyfriend is 15 or 18, of course, but the difference is that an 18 year old can take advantage of that naivety (or whatever you want to call it) and that's not right.

Why not. It's just a 3 years difference. What isn't good is 18 girl MARRING a 40 year olds guy.

mar (mär) pronunciation
tr.v., marred, mar·ring, mars.

   1. To inflict damage, especially disfiguring damage, on.
   2. To impair the soundness, perfection, or integrity of; spoil.


you're right. not a good thing
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Post by: Pepoke on December 28, 2007, 09:45:27 pm
What makes a 18 year old having an intimate relationship a 16[or ][/or] year old wrong is that intimate relationships imply sexual contact, which is illegal between a minor and a major[?], whether you morally think its wrong or right. If there isnt some sort of consequence for an 18 yo bumpin uglies with an 16 yo where you live, well ho ho.
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Post by: Mince Wobley on December 28, 2007, 10:28:28 pm
Three years difference isn't a bad thing when you're older and more mature, but uh, 15 year olds do a lot of stupid things. They're going to do them regardless if their boyfriend is 15 or 18, of course, but the difference is that an 18 year old can take advantage of that naivety (or whatever you want to call it) and that's not right.

mar (mär) pronunciation
tr.v., marred, mar·ring, mars.

   1. To inflict damage, especially disfiguring damage, on.
   2. To impair the soundness, perfection, or integrity of; spoil.


you're right. not a good thing

I meant marrYing

Like it must be some of fetish to marry someone is old enough to be your father/daughter, and then some girls that do this say that older man are more mature etc but this is complete BS, just because you're old it doesn't mean you're mature. Some of the most stupid and imature persons I've ever seen in my life are older than 40.
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Post by: Brown on December 29, 2007, 12:33:47 am
Dating a 15 year old GIRL when you're 18 isn't a GOOD THING. (it's different for older girls dating younger guys (mostly because it rarely happens))

yes, but i never said that. :(​  :fogetshrug:
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Post by: ATARI on December 29, 2007, 01:29:07 am
Yeah, sex for 14 year olds is legal if they're with someone below 18. If the person is above 18 years old they need the parents consent. So if, as in this situation, a 16 year old has sex with a 19 year old it is technically rape without the parents consent.

I had always heard that it is still considered statutory rape even with parental consent (at least, I had never heard anything about parental consent being worked into the offense, and that it was statutory rape as long as with somebody of the age below, period).  I'm looking at the wikipedia article on it at least, and it says nothing about parental consent.

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Like it must be some of fetish to marry someone is old enough to be your father/daughter, and then some girls that do this say that older man are more mature etc but this is complete BS, just because you're old it doesn't mean you're mature. Some of the most stupid and imature persons I've ever seen in my life are older than 40.

Usually when a girl marries a much older guy, (especially when it's a really young woman with a much older man) they marry them for the prospect of money.  Obviously it's still pretty creepy though.
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Post by: Sarah on December 29, 2007, 01:35:26 am
I had always heard that it is still considered statutory rape even with parental consent (at least, I had never heard anything about parental consent being worked into the offense, and that it was statutory rape as long as with somebody of the age below, period).  I'm looking at the wikipedia article on it at least, and it says nothing about parental consent.
Well, what I said is the Canadian way. So if a cop walked up and found a 19 year old and 16 year old in a car having sex, and took them back to her parents house, the decision would lay in their hands. If they said it was cool he'd get let off, and if they were COMPLETELY FURIOUS he'd be fucked.
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Post by: HL on December 29, 2007, 07:56:23 am
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I had always heard that it is still considered statutory rape even with parental consent (at least, I had never heard anything about parental consent being worked into the offense, and that it was statutory rape as long as with somebody of the age below, period).  I'm looking at the wikipedia article on it at least, and it says nothing about parental consent.

Thats the way it works in Canada.

In America you are still fucked, but generally if you get both sides parents consent you'll be alright...since you have no one turning you in.
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Post by: Hempknight on December 29, 2007, 08:38:51 am
Since a lot of you seem to be getting hardons over their misfortune, it turns out that the guy may get ten years for statutory rape.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=503650&in_page_id=1773



Since the parents are obviously bending to their daughters will, it's unlikely that they'll be in support of the DA bringing charges against the boyfriend, which lowers the prosecutions changes of conviction. Statistically, Statutory Rape convictions rarely occur when the parents of the minor aren't backing the DA... A jury typically won't put someone away when the parents are ok with the relationship, despite how the law is written - it's straightforward Jury Nullification, and whatever defense attorney this Famous Chad will get will most likely jump on that.

...On an unrelated note, I slept with a girl that looked just like Jamie-Lynn, so when I saw her picture with "I'm Pregnant!" superimposed on it, I had a momentary OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT moment. :rite:
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Post by: Maudlin on December 30, 2007, 03:28:22 am
...On an unrelated note, I slept with a girl that looked just like Jamie-Lynn, so when I saw her picture with "I'm Pregnant!" superimposed on it, I had a momentary OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT moment. :rite:

Hmmm... maybe you should head to Mexico. You know, just in case. There, you can impregnate all the underaged girls that you want without being reprimanded. It's encouraged, even.

And, of course, there are unheralded success stories behind ill-timed pregnancies such as this one. My mother had me when she was 16, and here I am today... a college student. Well, mostly. I do attend college, but hell if I can afford it. They'll probably kick me out soon, actually. She'd probably help me pay for it if she had a job. Or wasn't trapped in a emotionally stifling relationship with an uneducated boor. I can definitely read though, and I'm pretty good around the toilet.

I like to consider myself as a true, all-American success story :)
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on December 30, 2007, 04:12:02 am
First, Mom allows 16 year old daughter to move in with 19 year old boyfriend...

WTF?

THEN, she doesn't even discuss protection!?!?

But it's ok, they met in church.

Since a lot of you seem to be getting hardons over their misfortune, it turns out that the guy may get ten years for statutory rape.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=503650&in_page_id=1773

I was wondering about this too. There's a law (at least here) that you cannot have sex with another unless you are both under or over 18 at the same time. The oldest will be registered as a sex offender and may be subject to a few years in prison. I don't really agree with this law, but I am wondering what will happen to the guy.

Still 19 with a 16 year old. Wtf?

Please see Overcoat's post for more intelligence.
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Post by: Vellfire on December 30, 2007, 12:33:00 pm
Yesterday I saw the Zoey 101 DS game and the cover said "ZOEY 101: FIELD TRIP FIASCO" and I started laughing like crazy.
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Post by: Is on January 03, 2008, 05:21:37 am
I was wondering about this too. There's a law (at least here) that you cannot have sex with another unless you are both under or over 18 at the same time. The oldest will be registered as a sex offender and may be subject to a few years in prison. I don't really agree with this law, but I am wondering what will happen to the guy.

Still 19 with a 16 year old. Wtf?

Please see Overcoat's post for more intelligence.

Here in Wisconsin even if you are both under 18 you can both get charged with statutory rape.
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Post by: Hempknight on January 03, 2008, 06:15:05 pm
Here in Wisconsin even if you are both under 18 you can both get charged with statutory rape.

There is a Federal age of consent between minors though - if someone were to ever be brought up on statutory charges in Wisconsin all a lawyer would have to do is argue that and it would be dismissed on jurisdictional grounds; Federal Law almost always overrides state law.
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Post by: kentona on January 03, 2008, 09:04:42 pm
And, of course, there are unheralded success stories behind ill-timed pregnancies such as this one. My mother had me when she was 16, and here I am today... a college student. Well, mostly. I do attend college, but hell if I can afford it. They'll probably kick me out soon, actually. She'd probably help me pay for it if she had a job. Or wasn't trapped in a emotionally stifling relationship with an uneducated boor. I can definitely read though, and I'm pretty good around the toilet.

I like to consider myself as a true, all-American success story :)
This is the greatest post I've read in a long while.
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Post by: Verilo on January 04, 2008, 04:19:50 pm
And the plot thickens...  :gwa:
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Post by: Marcus on January 05, 2008, 05:31:01 am
like, omigod, didjew guyz like see the tv episode movie thing GOODBYE ZOEY!?  when zoey went up to her parentz and was like "OMG U R HAVING A BABY??" I totally lol'ed and spit soda over my like tv screen like.

like they made a fourth season but like the nickelodeon bosses dont want to show it OMG! 

they also announced that they might like make an episode about sex and love.  i dont know if i can handle chase matthews like talking about sex.  his bushy hair and like buff bod get me all like hot and bothered!

come chat with me at BIKINNIS, GLITTER, MAKE UP, AND LEG WAX TEEN GURLZ ONLY 15 OR YOUNGER DOT COM (http://abraxa.darklands.cx/)
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Post by: Brown on January 06, 2008, 06:37:12 am
...On an unrelated note, I slept with a girl that looked just like Jamie-Lynn, so when I saw her picture with "I'm Pregnant!" superimposed on it, I had a momentary OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT moment. :rite:


haha oh man that must have been real grand for you.

now that ive actually seen a picture of spears' bf i really do think this might have been wrong. I mean the guy does not look 18 at all imo. he looks old enough to be just out of college
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Post by: gyrus on January 13, 2008, 09:15:42 pm
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y8baqly5cVI
Watch it, it's hilarious.
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Post by: Xeno|Soft on January 13, 2008, 09:33:48 pm
woops, sorry wrong topic.