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Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Kaworu on January 08, 2008, 08:58:14 pm
It was a cool midsummer night, the stream glistened with the moonlight, the cool tranquil ripple displaying the majesty of a world gone by, ignoring all that shone before. The noble Herring floundered playfully, creating such a magical spectical. The graceful giant grizzly bear approached the herring, with a giant step he lurched forward and snatched the Herring with his mighty magical jaws, the herring was helpless as the bear savaged him with his teeth.

The next day, the Duke of Kakarroto was wandering down by the stream where he noticed the skeletal remains of the herring, he held it in his Naive and innocent hands and let out such a sorrowful cry, a cry so painful it was heard around the world and is said to have inspired the generation of Blues music. Herring in hand, he ran to the nearest doctors surgery where he shouted at the doctor "FIX THIS FISH!", The doctor refused
"I am a people Doctor!, I cannot , this fish, she simply will not be fixed."
The Duke collapsed on the rustic wooden floor, his head fell down to his knees and he whimpered.

On returning home to the royal palace, the Duke was surrounded by a group of seven potatoes, who lined up in order of height and began to go through their routine of Mary Poppins songs, but upon reaching Chim-Chimeny, the eldest and smallest potato tangled his beard in with the shoelaces of the Duke, and tripped over, falling to his death. The other potatoes were OUTTRAGED AT THIS FURY, and armed themselves with swords and spears, and proceeded to attack the Duke.

The Duke died. Get over it.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Sludgelord on January 08, 2008, 09:04:25 pm
fuck yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: DS on January 08, 2008, 09:05:14 pm
Kaworu =)
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Jester on January 08, 2008, 09:06:11 pm
Welcome back, Kaworu.

Welcome back.. to Gaming World.

2.0.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on January 08, 2008, 09:10:57 pm
*air fist*
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Post by: Drule on January 08, 2008, 09:14:24 pm
This is super.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Jeff on January 08, 2008, 09:14:57 pm
Welcome back, I took your job.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Kaworu on January 08, 2008, 09:16:24 pm
thanks people

congrats Jeff, someone needed to do it.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Albelnox on January 08, 2008, 09:22:16 pm
i thought you told me on msn you wernt coming back :o
atleast you are ^_^ welcome back!
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Kaworu on January 08, 2008, 09:28:32 pm
I wanted to comeback when I had done something with my life, just the past few weeks have hardely been a STELLAR EXPERIENCE for me (what with only ever talking to three people (you included))
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: kentona on January 08, 2008, 10:22:40 pm
I was shocked to see you reply in Q&A, welcome back.
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Post by: HL on January 08, 2008, 10:42:12 pm
yessssss
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Moriason on January 08, 2008, 11:04:40 pm
ooooooooh shit
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Hundley on January 09, 2008, 12:00:59 am
:D​!!!

excellent to have you back!!! well, excellent for us anyway. someone coming back is always a sign of DIDN'T STRIKE IT RICH ON THAT DRY CLEANING INDUSTRY IN CAMBODIA I WAS SPEARHEADING

i hope i'm wrong! we need more cambodian drycleaning tycoons
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Lars on January 09, 2008, 12:51:57 am
welcome back kaworu

ur my favourite gay brit

after christopher smith, virginia woolf, john milton, lord byron, samuel buttler, algernon swinburne, frederick rolfe, e.m. forster, john maynard keynes, sir harold nicholson, t.e. lawrence, christopher isherwood, w.h. auden, justin fashanu, donald maclean, anthony sher, george michael and elton john.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Feldschlacht IV on January 09, 2008, 01:40:24 am
Glad to see you back, Kaworu.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: DarkPriest on January 09, 2008, 05:59:32 am
There's no Kaworu like Kaworu.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Kaworu on January 09, 2008, 09:43:26 am
Cambodia was a nightmare, my experiences there... scarred me.
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Post by: Vellfire on January 09, 2008, 01:43:55 pm
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Kaworu on January 09, 2008, 04:16:15 pm
calm down dear, it's only a Kaworu.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: The Magi on January 10, 2008, 10:21:50 am
you know, darkwing duck was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid


LETS GET DANGEROUS and all that stuff

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Post by: Ciel on January 10, 2008, 10:53:39 am
darkwifng duck leading the polls ~~~!

(Welcome to GamingW, newcomer.)
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Post by: jamie on January 10, 2008, 11:18:33 am
hi kaworu
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Post by: HL on January 10, 2008, 11:27:20 am
Quote from: The Magi on January 10, 2008, 10:21:50 am
you know, darkwing duck was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid


LETS GET DANGEROUS and all that stuff

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Yeah but the russian version is best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xipwqnX6HY

Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: The Magi on January 10, 2008, 11:51:25 am
Sounds a lot like charlie flash, not show me blacks...

Russians...
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Post by: helter skelter on January 10, 2008, 12:02:10 pm
Kaworu ^_^
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Post by: Bill Murray on January 10, 2008, 09:16:01 pm
epic.

i totally called this in the mod forum:

Quote from: Esh on December 31, 2007, 02:54:54 pm
So are we taking bets for when Kaworu returns? Because I'm getting the feeling it's in the next two weeks.

i am proud :<
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Post by: HybridZero on January 10, 2008, 11:49:35 pm
*plays a progressive blues solo*
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Post by: Kav on January 11, 2008, 12:07:48 am
*plays a jpop theme in honor of Kaworu's return*

anime discussion here just.. isn't the same without you

edit: fixed
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Kaworu on January 11, 2008, 12:09:16 am
Darkwing Duck is so awesome
and why the hell were you talking about me?
and progressive blues is a pretty great term for late 60's/early 70's blues influenced rock >_<
man I am so out of touch with animes.
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: big ass skelly on January 11, 2008, 12:11:14 am
I had a dream once where I saw kaworu walking along a road and I greeted him and tried to explain that I was me from gaming wrold but he refused to admit he knew what gw was and asked why I was calling him kaworu so I started punching him
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: Ciel on January 11, 2008, 02:36:35 am
Quote from: Mark on January 11, 2008, 12:11:14 am
I had a dream once where I saw kaworu walking along a road and I greeted him and tried to explain that I was me from gaming wrold but he refused to admit he knew what gw was and asked why I was calling him kaworu so I started punching him

 Kaworu is too cool. Man, if someone from GW came up to me I'd just blurt out like "Hey man! What's your favorite chipsets?" in the middle of the street.
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Post by: Jester on January 11, 2008, 03:14:43 pm
test
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Post by: bonzi_buddy on January 11, 2008, 09:17:01 pm
oh Jesty!

you rascal, you!!
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: dark_crystalis on January 14, 2008, 05:27:32 pm
Welcome back Kaworu
Title: The Boris Johnson Diaries part 3: The secret tortoise of royalty
Post by: SW on January 17, 2008, 02:23:05 am
I am so late, but... Welcome back Kaworu. :fogetbackflip:
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Post by: Jeff on January 17, 2008, 02:37:07 am
Quote from: sleeping_wind on January 17, 2008, 02:23:05 am
I am so late, but... Welcome back Kaworu. :fogetbackflip:
It is never too late to welcome back our favorite yaoi fan.