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Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on January 12, 2008, 05:13:35 am
I know we had an extensive topic about this before, but I live in the here and now people.

So first of all, I've got this pretty boy look going on and I just don't think all of the hair in my nether regions suits that.
I shave my balls but it's really difficult and I do a terrible and inconsistent job. I've attempted to hack down the forest in my crack but that's far too difficult for any man to do.

I dread shaving the ol' sac and put it off as much as possible. The first time I shaved it, my balls became red and angry... but any subsequent times they've been chill with it.

What I want to hear is any alternative methods or strategies for taking care of the hair down under. Have you tried "Nair"? "Veet"? Other girly stuff? If you just shave, do you have any pre- or post-shaving rituals such as coating your nads in avocado cream or monkey semen or something?

I remember people vehemently protesting the use of Nair because it irritated their skin so much. Personally I've never had a problem with chafing or itchiness down there post-shave. Do you think I could get away with it?

Please feel free to discuss anything to do with shaving or body hair.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on January 12, 2008, 05:23:26 am
It would've made more sense just to make a post in the "Do You Shave Your Pubes?" topic than to start a new one.

I don't understand how someone would want to COMPLETELY shave themselves down there unless they are either removing all of their leg and ass hair as well or have very fair body hair.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Shepperd on January 12, 2008, 05:37:07 am
my shaving beard procedure consists of a hot bath, moisturizer (sp?), shaving cream, shave downwards all over the beard area, clean blade with hot water, repeat process with upward shaving, clean myself with cold water, after-shave cream.

shaving you balls is so gay man, I don't think this happened before until porno became so popular. Fuck porn man.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Feldschlacht IV on January 12, 2008, 05:43:39 am
Quote from: DJ Soup on January 12, 2008, 05:37:07 am
my shaving beard procedure consists of a hot bath, moisturizer (sp?), shaving cream, shave downwards all over the beard area, clean blade with hot water, repeat process with upward shaving, clean myself with cold water, after-shave cream.

shaving you balls is so gay man, I don't think this happened before until porno became so popular. Fuck porn man.

While I agree that completely shaving your junk down to zero is rather emasculating, a neat trim can certainly be appreciated by a girlfriend. (And yes, this topic has already been started in Q&A, no real need to make another topic here.)
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Shepperd on January 12, 2008, 05:46:09 am
yeah the trim is ok because that'd be what we'd expect our gf to do for us
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Cray on January 12, 2008, 05:49:07 am
gay comment beware :D
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Shepperd on January 12, 2008, 05:49:49 am
that makes sense, you're gay :D
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on January 12, 2008, 05:51:11 am
The Q&A topic is just "do you shave lawl" whereas I'm asking a strategic question in this one... although this seems to be turning into more of a "shaving is gay! i'm masculine, right guys?"

Anyway that's the kind of answer I'm looking for thanks Cray.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Pepoke on January 12, 2008, 11:37:16 am
Id say start a large bonfire and run through it naked a couple of times

Note: Running speed does effect cleanliness and quality of shave
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: The Magi on January 12, 2008, 09:30:11 pm
Quote from: Zatham on January 12, 2008, 05:13:35 am
What I want to hear is any alternative methods or strategies for taking care of the hair down under. Have you tried "Nair"? "Veet"? Other girly stuff?
Nope, but I do know if you leave it on even slightly too long it can cause nasty burns on your skin. It supposedly works better than shaving but requires your hair to have a sufficient length to work well. (dont use it on stubs of hair)
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on January 12, 2008, 09:39:07 pm
http://nairformen.com/

Actually as a joke my friend and I used this on our legs (we were pretty drunk and it seemed like a good idea at the time). There was a strip of nakedness on my leg that didn't go away for like 2 months.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on January 12, 2008, 09:53:30 pm
What would be the difference between nair for men and nair for women?...
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Mince Wobley on January 12, 2008, 09:55:26 pm
Why are you people so obsessed about removing them they're natural that's how Jesus wants us to be
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on January 12, 2008, 10:11:14 pm
Quote from: Zatham on January 12, 2008, 09:53:30 pm
What would be the difference between nair for men and nair for women?...
When your friends come over they won't see NAIR FOR WOMEN in your bathroom.

Also it's injected with MANLINESS.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Shepperd on January 12, 2008, 11:52:08 pm
Shaving: my passion
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Sarah on January 13, 2008, 12:05:17 am
This topic is now about all other hair than PUBIC. Back hair specifically.

I'm starting to get back hair which is pretty gnarly but it's not noticeable enough for me to justify waxing it.

I've given up on FACE SHAVE because I think I look 200% sexier with stubble beard and it makes me feel rugged and want to climb a mountain.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on January 13, 2008, 12:06:33 am
Quote from: Myke on January 13, 2008, 12:05:17 am
This topic is now about all other hair than PUBIC. Back hair specifically.

I'm starting to get back hair which is pretty gnarly but it's not noticeable enough for me to justify waxing it.

I've given up on FACE SHAVE because I think I look 200% sexier with stubble beard and it makes me feel rugged and want to climb a mountain.

I concur with the stubble face. My not quite a beard, not quite shaved look, is amazing. It instantly increases my power to nearly SSJ3 levels.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: ase on January 13, 2008, 12:37:21 am
should i shave around my nipples y/n if yes how would i do it (gas or electric lawnmower??)
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: The Magi on January 13, 2008, 01:09:42 am
lawn mower is too heavy duty, go for weed eater instead and be sure to apply lectric shave for maximum cutting
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: GirlBones on January 13, 2008, 01:11:05 am
I am just dropping in to say that I am not cool with this topic.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Hempknight on January 13, 2008, 08:53:16 am
Quote from: Myke on January 13, 2008, 12:05:17 am
I've given up on FACE SHAVE because I think I look 200% sexier with stubble beard and it makes me feel rugged and want to climb a mountain.

Yes, but take a piece of SANDPAPER, and rub it all over your face and YEAH thats what it feels like when you kiss the mother of your unborn child.

I got too many complaints about the stubble from the girls I kiss, so I shaved that motherfucker off.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: kermit the toad on January 13, 2008, 10:25:14 pm
I basically don't shave at all. I am a hairy bastard, and any ladies who don't like it aren't the right ladies for me, I guess.

I do shave my facial hair a bit, but I have a beard, so I basically shave enough to keep the style/shape that I like. I do some general trimming and maintenance to keep my from becoming a true Sasquatch, but I don't really remove any of my body hair.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: kermit the toad on January 13, 2008, 10:26:19 pm
Quote from: Overcoat on January 13, 2008, 08:53:16 am
Yes, but take a piece of SANDPAPER, and rub it all over your face and YEAH thats what it feels like when you kiss the mother of your unborn child.

I got too many complaints about the stubble from the girls I kiss, so I shaved that motherfucker off.
Dude, there are some women who actually like a guy with stubble and/or facial hair. If his girlfriend doesn't complain about it, perhaps she is one of these women.

(Oh no! Double post!)
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Iaman on January 13, 2008, 11:23:13 pm
Quote from: Inri Cheetos on January 12, 2008, 09:55:26 pm
Why are you people so obsessed about removing them they're natural that's how Jesus wants us to be
Well uh humans began growing body hair to protect the species from the cold of winter and other such elements.  Ever since it became commonplace to wear CLOTHING that performs that duty, body hair is an almost entirely pointless part of our body that has yet to be removed through evolution.

More on the topic:

Yeah I just shave, I used to trim, I haven't tried anything else.  I actually did manage to get rid of the forest in my asscrack once, but it's back again because I'm too much of a lazy ass to do that much work again.  It's really annoying and I can't think of a decent way to do it without somebody else's help.  Which I imagine would just be AWKWARD AS ALL GET OUT.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on January 13, 2008, 11:46:17 pm
Quote
body hair is an almost entirely pointless part of our body that has yet to be removed through evolution.

I hope you don't believe that our body hair WILL be removed through evolution.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: helter skelter on January 14, 2008, 12:18:27 am
You know I have hair growing around my nipples and I used to not like it but now I've got hair growing around a lot of other parts on my chest so it looks suitable now.  :fogetsmile:
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Wash Cycle on January 14, 2008, 02:51:22 am
I am very hairy all over my body

and I like sporting facial hair.. especially now that I have a beard trimmer and I keep my goatee thing under control.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on January 14, 2008, 02:52:54 am
Quote from: Wash Cycle on January 14, 2008, 02:51:22 am
I am very hairy all over my body

and I like sporting facial hair.. especially now that I have a beard trimmer and I keep my goatee thing under control.
Ok, so can a beard trimmer change the length of its trim or what? I'd like to be able to go over my beard in the morning to keep it under control but I don't want to shave it off completely! I do not understand these technologies!
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on January 14, 2008, 04:23:10 am
Yeah I don't know how those work either. I would like to have "side burns" but I don't know how to uhh... grow and harvest them.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Feldschlacht IV on January 14, 2008, 04:26:00 am
Quote from: Catslacks on January 14, 2008, 02:52:54 am
Ok, so can a beard trimmer change the length of its trim or what? I'd like to be able to go over my beard in the morning to keep it under control but I don't want to shave it off completely! I do not understand these technologies!

When you buy a pair of electric clippers, they come with various length guards so it can only cut up to a certain length of hair.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on January 14, 2008, 04:30:46 am
I'd really just like to buzz all my hair and face down to like 2mm in one fell swoop.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Brown on January 14, 2008, 05:02:40 am
ive used Nair. the hair just falls off
its as if you kill your hair.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on January 14, 2008, 06:16:36 am
And your skin was OK with it?
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Blitzen on January 15, 2008, 03:46:46 pm
I have to shave my shoulders off once in a blue moon. Also I have hair growing on my toes, and sometimes it gets pretty long, so when I cut my toenails I sometimes trim it so as not to look like my toes are potted plants.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: KaBaNa on January 17, 2008, 03:10:51 am
Nair and Veet and shit is really bad for your skin, because in effect all you are doing is burning the hair off.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Iaman on January 17, 2008, 03:20:16 am
Quote from: Catslacks on January 13, 2008, 11:46:17 pm
I hope you don't believe that our body hair WILL be removed through evolution.
I don't believe it will I'm just saying that it's entirely possible that it will...  Evolution (or micro-evolution, as I suppose it'd be classified as) wouldn't favor getting rid of it until it becomes a DISADVANTAGE to have it, and I don't foresee that happening anytime soon.  Who knows, though, anything can happen I guess.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: rexxz on January 17, 2008, 03:36:58 am
Humanity has wrested the wheel of evolution from Darwin for some time now; our genetical advances are going to be more influenced by our technology and usage of than the usual natural method.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: MagicBob on January 19, 2008, 05:03:28 am
Don't shave your pubes, man. Brazilian waxes are so much more efficient.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: crone_lover720 on January 19, 2008, 05:20:07 am
it's social selection with humans. evolution doesn't change, we're just no longer shaped by natural selection

it would be possible for a closed population of people to lose the trait of genital hair, but only if they had no way to shave
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on January 24, 2008, 12:13:18 am
CODE RED

I was just at the pharmacy checking out all of the Veet, Nair, and knock-off stuff...
every single one specified that the product was NOT for use on the genital or perianal regions. :(
So I didn't buy any.

Do I disregard that message or what?...
It still works, right?...
I just don't want to have radioactive semen or something.
Well not yet anyway.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on January 24, 2008, 12:14:11 am
"Do not do this"

"HAY INTERNET SHOULD I DO THIS ANYWAYS?"
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on January 24, 2008, 03:51:52 am
>)

Some people said I should, though. Kind of conflicted advice here.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on January 24, 2008, 03:53:38 am
It is probably best to disregard any warnings on labels.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: TrickLobster on January 24, 2008, 07:04:50 am
I have to shave my balls, I feel like a dirty bastard if I dont but i just trim the hair above my dick it so it's nice and short. I know most girls dont like it when its a jungle down there and I sure as hell don't like them to be hairy either; so it's a fair trade off for guys to shave their balls and give the top a trim so their women remain relatively hairless. also i just slap some shaving cream on los balls, use the like trimmer part thing of my electric razor and go to town and then finish it off with a gillette (caution, you may cut your balls) and then wash it off. sick.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on January 25, 2008, 07:12:08 am
Quote from: Catslacks on January 24, 2008, 03:53:38 am
It is probably best to disregard any warnings on labels.
I don't always believe what I see on labels, especially when it comes to this sort of thing. I can easily see these companies saying "DO NOT PUT THIS DEPILATORY CREAM ON YOUR BALLS" and then they come out with an even pricier product with the exact same formula but call it "Nair Secret Ball Waxing Formula: For Balls Only (only for use on balls)"
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Cray on January 25, 2008, 03:52:36 pm
actually when I used them it said it wasn't for "those" areas, it's because the skin there is a lot more sensitive and could cause some damage, but I didn't had a problem with it, just be sure to not leave it too much time.
and even if they aren't for genital-perianal areas, there are a few that are for more sensitive areas, one of them was called something like "duo bikini" (man, that couldn't be any more girlier) that's the one I use, considering there aren't any for men around here.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: FQGamer on February 03, 2008, 11:42:56 pm
Nair warns you on the bottle...not for pubic region use.

I say take it like a man, and do a trim now and then.

spread your legs a bit, bend over, and gently glide that new razor where need be. Stretch the ol' skin, nobody wants to knick a wrinkle or fold, sometimes the old scrote likes to compact it self, and cuts on the dick are embarrassing when they scab over.

spread your ass cheeks a little and start with the gooch. pull your balls out of the way. I suggest doing this in the shower. Less hair looks better than a shit ton of hair, even if its not perfect.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Kaworu on February 03, 2008, 11:49:10 pm
I know I speak for us all when I say "this thread is worthless without pics"
You say prettyboy... you have my interest!
(oh this topic ins kinda a week old... oh well)
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: slainAngel on February 04, 2008, 12:06:55 am
I ordered some stuff called "Hoom" that's advertised for full-body hair removal ... still waiting for it to arrive though. Too scared to shave, my coordination's terrible and I just know I'd end up cutting myself.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on February 04, 2008, 08:41:38 am
Quote from: FQGamer on February 03, 2008, 11:42:56 pm
spread your legs a bit, bend over, and gently glide that new razor where need be. Stretch the ol' skin, nobody wants to knick a wrinkle or fold, sometimes the old scrote likes to compact it self, and cuts on the dick are embarrassing when they scab over.

spread your ass cheeks a little and start with the gooch. pull your balls out of the way. I suggest doing this in the shower. Less hair looks better than a shit ton of hair, even if its not perfect.
laughed so hard.

Hoom, eh?? Intriguing.

I saw my butt in the mirror the other day and you couldn't even see the hairy crevasse! I'm much less concerned now.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: The Magi on February 04, 2008, 09:10:50 am
You may not be able to, but that doesn't mean she won't. The last thing you want is to look dumb by only half shaving where it counts.

It's like if a girl were to shave one leg and let the other grow wild. You get what I'm saying? (please say yes)
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Ruthless X on February 04, 2008, 09:29:22 am
Quote from: The Magi on February 04, 2008, 09:10:50 am
You may not be able to, but that doesn't mean she won't. The last thing you want is to look dumb by only half shaving where it counts.

It's like if a girl were to shave one leg and let the other grow wild. You get what I'm saying? (please say yes)

Listen to this man, he knows what he's saying. You HAVE to shave again and again and again, there no room for error, if she sees even the slightly bit of buttstubble shes gonna ditch you!
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on February 04, 2008, 10:04:13 am
wtf she's not going to be spreading my cheeks like "OK let's just take a look around here..." (I never let ANYONE around that region EVER... it freaks me out)

still laughing btw.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Cray on February 04, 2008, 03:21:53 pm
actually lots of girls enjoy going down "that" region on guys, it's not that weird.
anyway, you don't HAVE to shave if you don't want to.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Ruthless X on February 04, 2008, 03:31:01 pm
Quote from: Cray on February 04, 2008, 03:21:53 pm
actually lots of girls enjoy going down "that" region on guys, it's not that weird.
anyway, you don't HAVE to shave if you don't want to.

Just know that if she's the knida girl that likes to lick your liddle ass crack, she's gonna be in for a surprise  :naughty:
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Cray on February 05, 2008, 03:13:58 am
how charming...
now excuse me while I have to go vomit somewhere.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: Zatham on February 05, 2008, 05:26:20 am
>( Zatham doesn't let anyone near his crack! Not even the doctor until absolutely mandatory.
Title: Body Hair Revival
Post by: FantasyGames2k on February 05, 2008, 07:08:54 am
Quote from: Zatham on January 24, 2008, 12:13:18 am
CODE RED

I was just at the pharmacy checking out all of the Veet, Nair, and knock-off stuff...
every single one specified that the product was NOT for use on the genital or perianal regions. :(
So I didn't buy any.

Do I disregard that message or what?...
It still works, right?...
I just don't want to have radioactive semen or something.
Well not yet anyway.

DO NOT USE ANY HAIR REMOVAL LOTION ON YOUR NETHER REGIONS!!!!

Be a man and Shave them like the rest of us do...

you gotta puklll your member up tight to get the best shave...

I myself when I shave down there I use a noraml quad blade shaver (without the vibrating feature)

I started originally shaving for swim team and grew a liking to it...

I used nair once... and BOY did i regret it... :-(