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General Category => Entertainment and Media => Topic started by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on January 16, 2008, 04:52:14 pm

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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on January 16, 2008, 04:52:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7_k8kz99Hg

WELP.

ps there is a commercial for jumper in the commercial for vista in the commercial for the desktop in the commercial for jumper
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Post by: General Robert E. Lee on January 16, 2008, 05:01:01 pm
TWO COMMERCIALS IN ONE I SURE HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE OH MY GOD
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Post by: jamie on January 16, 2008, 06:42:04 pm
this is totally obscene, but really this doesn't make me any angrier than advertising as usual. let their brands crossbreed all they want, they aren't fooling me.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on January 16, 2008, 07:17:40 pm
TWO COMMERCIALS IN ONE I SURE HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE OH MY GOD

idk if you are being sarcastic towards me but I seriously haven't.

this is totally obscene, but really this doesn't make me any angrier than advertising as usual. let their brands crossbreed all they want, they aren't fooling me.

its a little fucking amazing. I sat there stunned and then the COMMERCIAL KEPT GOING.

I thought it was a fake movie at first but no.
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Post by: bort on January 16, 2008, 07:18:16 pm
i wish that was actually movie footage

like during the movie he sits on his couch and jumps inside a commercial

but ya i linked you this and it is horrifying
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Post by: headphonics on January 16, 2008, 07:25:22 pm
yo i told you it was bad.  i just sat on the couch watching it and thinking THIS IS THE FIRST STEP IN SOMETHING REALLY GROSS when i first saw it.  or actually i guess that was after the fact because during the commercial itself i was mostly just not sure whether or not it was seriously an hp commercial inside the commercial for a REAL MOVIE.
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Post by: Ragnar on January 16, 2008, 09:07:56 pm
I can't believe this guy did The Bourne Identity

Doug Liman: People do not have enough confidence in me to direct a profitable series of movies I also directed Go lol

Edit: You got movie trailer in my HP commercial - you got HP commercial in my movie trailer
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Post by: Roman on January 16, 2008, 10:31:41 pm
honestly i think it would have been kind of cool if it had been a regular hp commercial and then all of a sudden this dude just starts invading it and you're kinda just like UH WHAT.  yeah it would still be pretty bad but at least that way it's a little more subtle and kinda cool i guess.

but yeah as it is holy shit.  i wonder if that happens in the actual movie.

man woah HOW DO YOU MAKE A COMMERCIAL LIKE THAT.  i mean shit if they had made a fake commercial then it would have been kinda cool HEH HE'S IN THE TV and it wouldn't be, you know, insulting but god damn man

INT. BOARD MEETING - DAY

ASSHOLE #1
ok has anybody come up with a way to jam as many products
down the viewers throat as possible?? remember it's ok if
he chokes.  in fact that's better.

ASSHOLE #2
HOW ABOUT A COMMERCIAL WITHIN A COMMERCIAL
WITHIN A COMMERCIAL WITHIN A FUCKING COMMERCIAL


ASSHOLE #1 spits out his espresso in a comical fashion

ASSHOLE #1
(shocked and amazed)
by god asshole #2 i think you've got something there....


CUT TO:


edit: i had fun with that
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Post by: Jester on January 16, 2008, 10:42:22 pm
wait wait, how many things are they advertising? a movie, a computer, a fashion line AND vista? whoah
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Post by: Roman on January 16, 2008, 10:46:15 pm
also nike
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Post by: jamie on January 16, 2008, 10:49:07 pm
it would be cool this was the first step in all corporations synergizing into The Final Branding which cannot support it's own gargantuan mass and implodes upon itself

haha oh man seriously. this is really depraved stuff.
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Post by: mar77a on January 16, 2008, 11:16:06 pm
wait wait, how many things are they advertising? a movie, a computer, a fashion line AND vista? whoah

Don't forget youtube!
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Post by: Ragnar on January 16, 2008, 11:54:33 pm
Jumper the Movie would be better if it were based on Jumper the game btw
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Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on January 16, 2008, 11:56:39 pm
wait wait, how many things are they advertising? a movie, a computer, a fashion line AND vista? whoah

Well... in these commercials they take a celebrity (the one before her was Jerry Seinfeld) and they go out of their way to explain all the things they do with their PC... before they advertise the PC. It's usually BS... not actual mini ads.
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Post by: Ragnar on January 16, 2008, 11:57:54 pm
Weren't they also advertising a tennis game or something

And whoever that black dude was

Edit: Andre 3000

Also they clearly showed the Mercedes-Benz logo in the trailer

Was the TV generic or was that a brand name too?
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Post by: Fire Mage on January 17, 2008, 01:31:37 am
wait wait, how many things are they advertising? a movie, a computer, a fashion line AND vista? whoah
the movie, serena's fashion line, serena herself, vista, HP computers, and nike
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Post by: Ragnar on January 17, 2008, 01:33:59 am
the movie, serena's fashion line, serena herself, vista, HP computers, and nike

And her game if it exists and Mercedes and Andre 3000 I think
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Post by: Bill Murray on January 17, 2008, 05:10:33 pm
Man, if the film was actually just like that and full up of endless amounts of product placements and so forth, that would be pretty epic.

Too bad I am just rambling and this would never happen.

But yeah, and example of when product placement goes too far.
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Post by: big ass skelly on January 18, 2008, 03:52:54 am
I am actually really fucking impressed by this. Horrified and shit yeah, but impressed.
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Post by: jamie on January 18, 2008, 04:20:19 pm
I am actually really fucking impressed by this. Horrified and shit yeah, but impressed.

you really shouldn't be impressed. what's impressive about a team of advertising shit heads coming up with the idea to cram a whole mess of products into one minute and a half?

the serena williams part is by far the worst. it offends me.
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Post by: Ragnar on January 18, 2008, 04:47:20 pm
Yeah also it's racist because the white dude upstages a black person - I guess
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Post by: tuxedo marx on January 18, 2008, 05:37:32 pm
Yeah also it's racist because the white dude upstages a black person - I guess
any person could upstage another person, regardless of complexion!
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Post by: Ragnar on January 19, 2008, 12:28:57 am
yeah but they didn't
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Post by: Cheesy Doritos on January 19, 2008, 02:08:56 am
You guys know the real trailer for the real movie is actually pretty badass, right? This was an earlier trailer, I believe. You should check out the actual one, at Apple or youtube or www.anywhereispossible.co.m It looks decent actually! It's based on the old sci-fi book.
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Post by: Vellfire on January 19, 2008, 02:48:13 am
holy shit i read this topic a while back but i just watched the video now



i didn't expect it to be that bad but HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE MOST TERRIBLE ADVERTISING I'VE EVER SEEN

i mean everyone said "a commercial inside a commercial" but apparently that just did not sink into my head until i saw that, it literally is JUST A COMMERCIAL PLAYING INSIDE OF ANOTHER COMMERCIAL, it's not even "let's throw lots of product placement in", it's literally a full commercial


this blew my fucking mind (also i thought the movie itself looked pretty bad the idea is kinda interesting but i don't think it would be a very good movie)
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on January 19, 2008, 03:01:29 am
You guys know the real trailer for the real movie is actually pretty badass, right? This was an earlier trailer, I believe. You should check out the actual one, at Apple or youtube or www.anywhereispossible.co.m It looks decent actually! It's based on the old sci-fi book.

guess what the movie is really not what this topic is about......
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Post by: Cheesy Doritos on January 19, 2008, 03:31:33 am
Yeah, I realized, but it seemed like most people thought that THAT'S what the movie was. Maybe I misinterpreted, I don't know...
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Post by: Fire Mage on January 20, 2008, 04:05:02 am
Yeah, I realized, but it seemed like most people thought that THAT'S what the movie was. Maybe I misinterpreted, I don't know...
no it was definitely about the commercial

people were saying it would be awesome if the movie really was that way
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Post by: helter skelter on January 20, 2008, 05:46:13 am
Fuck. I'm glad I live in Australia where this kind of shit doesn't show up on our screens (yet)
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Post by: maladroithim on January 26, 2008, 01:15:38 am
Also they are advertising MSN services such as Messenger and Hotmail.  Remember that MSN is separate from Microsoft so
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Post by: HL on January 26, 2008, 05:45:20 pm
Also they are advertising MSN services such as Messenger and Hotmail.  Remember that MSN is separate from Microsoft so

no it isn't?

MSN is the Microsoft Network. It's owned and controlled and created by Microsoft.
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Post by: Lyndon on January 26, 2008, 05:56:05 pm
haha I actually laughed out loud at all of that. Reminded me a little of Minority report when Tom Cruise walks past all those advertisements from the future.
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Post by: Ragnar on January 26, 2008, 06:18:01 pm
I saw an episode of Chuck the other night but this is still worse product placement
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Post by: Kaempfer on January 27, 2008, 09:37:01 pm
This is three advertisements in one, not two. The Vista ad was already an ad for both Serena Williams and Vista, and then they jammed it into an ad for a movie.

This boggles the mind. The movie guy's voice is what really did it for me, because it's PREVIEW PREVIEW ad?                PREVIEW.
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Post by: Ragnar on January 28, 2008, 02:14:37 pm
This is three advertisements in one, not two. The Vista ad was already an ad for both Serena Williams and Vista, and then they jammed it into an ad for a movie.

This boggles the mind. The movie guy's voice is what really did it for me, because it's PREVIEW PREVIEW ad?                PREVIEW.

Dude we already established this is advertising like 20 different things

Can we like enumerate it in a list