Gaming World Forums

General Category => General Talk => Topic started by: Ihateyou on January 28, 2008, 11:45:53 pm

Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Ihateyou on January 28, 2008, 11:45:53 pm
Apparently, McDonalds has been given the go ahead to run their own recognized training courses here in Blighty along with FlyBe and some other shitty companies.
The diplomas could go towards A-Level qualifications but they will be focused on the tasks associated with working for the companies that offer them.

Some people have already said this will be a bad idea as the skill set gained from one of these diplomas may be too narrow to prove useful in other jobs.
The McDonalds course will cover:
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Ragnar on January 29, 2008, 12:03:17 am
Spain sounds awesome
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Mince Wobley on January 29, 2008, 12:19:32 am
I don't like them either, they put too much ice on the coke. I have sensitive teeth.

--

BTW if you want some free food you can look for it in those trash cans they have around their restaurants, a lot of people order some mac burguer and take a bite or two and then just leave them there or throw them into the trash, ,and it's perfectly fine, if you don't eat meat like me you can just give the "meat" in them to an animal like a dog and eat the rest, it's tasty

--

And before anyone says anything about it being gross, you should know that that's why you have an immune system, and if you don't eat some trash and be a little filthy it will just go crazy and attack your own cells, causing auto-immune diseases like asthma. In fact, excess of cleanliness is the #1 reason why there are so much cases of asthma in the developed world.
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Ranmaru Mori on January 29, 2008, 12:33:19 am
(seriously, Spain has Big Mac meals with a pint of lager, not Coke... Damn!).

Holy shit, thats awesome.
And yeah, I don't see how turning a fryer on and making burgers and drinks counts towards a diploma.
But thats McDonalds for you I guess.
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Moriason on January 29, 2008, 12:36:39 am
What kind of diploma, a high school one?

p.s. source
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Lord Kamina on January 29, 2008, 12:58:21 am
There's beer in Mcdonalds here in Chile too.
Also here in Chile BK is way better than Mcdonalds (That's not to say much, though)
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: missingno on January 29, 2008, 01:03:03 am
lol another mcdonalds suck's topic
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on January 29, 2008, 01:14:15 am
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2248136,00.html

it used to be that if you were a chef at mcdonalds you could pretty much chef anywhere, but because of some pretty sinister practices most people at mcdonalds ended up being useless skill wise.

we've already got some stuff like this, like a certificate of food preperation and level 4 bar management and stuff, i don't see what the problem is except that this is tailor made to one of the largest franchises in the world?
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Fatboys #4 on January 29, 2008, 02:05:24 am
I don't understand the need for a diploma to work at a fucking McDonalds. Just to say that "HEY WE HAVE SOMETHING OTHER THAN A HSD WE HAVE A MCDONALDS DIPLOMA FUCK YEAH!" How is it possible that you need schooling to learn how the fuck to operate anything in that "restaurant." A person could just as easily explain it in one fucking day, what the fuck?
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: missingno on January 29, 2008, 03:48:40 am
Wait what- this is management shit. I mean managing isn't exactly the hardest thing in the world, but companies all over the world have been using training programs like this for years for management. It's not "go to this special school to learn to dunk fries in grease". The majority of management training is memorizing how long you can have stuff out before you can't use it anymore.
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: WackFiend on January 29, 2008, 04:28:35 am
I don't like them either, they put too much ice on the coke. I have sensitive teeth.

--

BTW if you want some free food you can look for it in those trash cans they have around their restaurants, a lot of people order some mac burguer and take a bite or two and then just leave them there or throw them into the trash, ,and it's perfectly fine, if you don't eat meat like me you can just give the "meat" in them to an animal like a dog and eat the rest, it's tasty

--

And before anyone says anything about it being gross, you should know that that's why you have an immune system, and if you don't eat some trash and be a little filthy it will just go crazy and attack your own cells, causing auto-immune diseases like asthma. In fact, excess of cleanliness is the #1 reason why there are so much cases of asthma in the developed world.

We all have to eat a little shit every once in a while.
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Kaworu on January 29, 2008, 10:20:53 am
This is nothing new, I have a BTEC certificate for DIY RETAIL. DIY FUCKING RETAIL (which consists of... serving people at the checkouts!!). Companies are doing this shit to make it look like the jobs they provide are actually worth something.
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: dom on January 29, 2008, 10:49:16 pm
actually i think they're doing it so you can get qualifications for real skills
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: crone_lover720 on January 29, 2008, 11:15:17 pm
ha ha those fast/food faggots got joned so good



He're's the article Climbtree linked to btw:
heh they're trying to improve themselves heh heh what a great time to make Mcdolands jones heh HEH (http://www.gamingw.net/pubaccess/23836/hehheh.gif) HEH
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: PTizzle on February 04, 2008, 10:58:08 am
Apparently, McDonalds has been given the go ahead to run their own recognized training courses here in Blighty along with FlyBe and some other shitty companies.
The diplomas could go towards A-Level qualifications but they will be focused on the tasks associated with working for the companies that offer them.





They already do that at most retail places in Australia - they're government recognised retail certifications but not much else. It won't say you got it from Maccas or anything either, they're just referred to as an RTO (registered training organization) so employers don't sneer at your degree in burgers and fries. I did one when I used to work at Hungry Jacks (Burger King) just because I could - it's free, and they still pay you in the time you take to work on it.

But yeah, we're not really talking about uni degrees or anything here, it's just something to help young people get their foot in the door at retail places, which seems fine to me.
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: tina.anderson on February 06, 2008, 06:02:52 pm
As unhealthy as McDonald's food is you can't deny that they have a great business model that has worked for decades and has allowed them to open more than 30,000 restaurants around the world.
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on February 12, 2008, 02:06:15 am
I have lots of issues with macdonalds (mcdonalds? Seriously, I still dont know which spelling is correct.) But I had a worse experience at Swiss Chalet. (Giant hairs in my drink, sharp plastic in my sundae, you suck SC!).
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: Sarah on February 12, 2008, 08:10:51 pm
I don't like them either, they put too much ice on the coke. I have sensitive teeth.

--

BTW if you want some free food you can look for it in those trash cans they have around their restaurants, a lot of people order some mac burguer and take a bite or two and then just leave them there or throw them into the trash, ,and it's perfectly fine, if you don't eat meat like me you can just give the "meat" in them to an animal like a dog and eat the rest, it's tasty

--

And before anyone says anything about it being gross, you should know that that's why you have an immune system, and if you don't eat some trash and be a little filthy it will just go crazy and attack your own cells, causing auto-immune diseases like asthma. In fact, excess of cleanliness is the #1 reason why there are so much cases of asthma in the developed world.
Holy shit. I can't let this post go unnoticed.

I don't know what I even feel after reading this. There's a certain level of disgust but also some GIDDINESS at the idea of you chowing down on garbage.
Title: Do you want fries with that diploma?
Post by: IceSage on February 12, 2008, 08:39:53 pm
Sounds like something Ryanm-- would've been involved in.