I think we here at GW focus on the positive side of gaming too much.
Edit: Also even though SNES games were classic I think Nintendo Power started sucking as early as the SNES - I vaguely remember the very early NPs felt almost like a comic book or something (well they also had all the different comics like NESTER but I also think everything sort of segued into each other like it was one long gaming comic strip) or maybe it teed me off that the early NPs had less of a format like the article on Final Fantasy might've been 20 pages long and had this MEDIEVAL SCROLL motif to it so it felt less like an article in a magazine and more like EPIC SAGA OF THE GAME
Edit: I had coffee btw
WORST GAMING EXPERIENCE:
losing sctfl (soldat capture the flag league, the largest and most active soldat league there is) final twice in a row....
Why the game sucked:
Gran Stream Saga (PSX)
I had played the demo; and it was awesome! However, the actual game was as barren as the graphics.
Why the game angered me:
The demo showcased the first real boss, and a peek at the dungeons. It all seemed really cool at the time... however when you step into the real game you're met face-to-face with this boring, pain in the ass game with about as much imagination as a rock. Which is consequencially what the graphics looked like. Being PSX I won't score it too hard on graphics... but this is out when FF7, MGS, and others are kicking... At least they could have -tried-. The battle system was cool and all, but it got really frustrating later on because it was always a struggle. Even random encounters could kick your ass if you didn't put some effort into it. Nothing wrong with challenge, mind you, just killing a random skeleton in the hall shouldn't be this epic battle, methinks. All in all, the game pissed me off because I was expecting so much after that awesome demo, and was let down.
Like being offered Final Fantasy, and being given RPG Maker RTP Alex's Huge Cool Adventure.
Why the game sucked:
Gran Stream Saga (PSX)
I had played the demo; and it was awesome! However, the actual game was as barren as the graphics.
Why the game angered me:
The demo showcased the first real boss, and a peek at the dungeons. It all seemed really cool at the time... however when you step into the real game you're met face-to-face with this boring, pain in the ass game with about as much imagination as a rock. Which is consequencially what the graphics looked like. Being PSX I won't score it too hard on graphics... but this is out when FF7, MGS, and others are kicking... At least they could have -tried-. The battle system was cool and all, but it got really frustrating later on because it was always a struggle. Even random encounters could kick your ass if you didn't put some effort into it. Nothing wrong with challenge, mind you, just killing a random skeleton in the hall shouldn't be this epic battle, methinks. All in all, the game pissed me off because I was expecting so much after that awesome demo, and was let down.
Like being offered Final Fantasy, and being given RPG Maker RTP Alex's Huge Cool Adventure.
i can't believe nobody has said suikoden 4 yet
If that's an account of an actual gaming experience that's amazingly detailed and you must be one of those people who can remember what they had for breakfast every day since they were born or something
Edit: Even if it's made up it reminded me of like the Tom Clancy of gaming
i can't believe nobody has said suikoden 4 yetThats what it "tied" with. Suikoden IV. No words can describe it other than "bad" and "really bad"
Hey! Legaia 2 was awesome :<
EPIC
yeah, mine is either alundra 2 or grandia 2. i enjoyed both originals a lot, and both sequels were really terrible awful terrible horrible games.
Uh... Yeah. I think you could've gotten your point across without cursing every few words, but okay.
grandia 2 was awful
1 was japanimé to the max but 2 took it to whole new levels
i kept expecting the main guy to start piloting a mecha
also it was bland, clunky and the graphics were really bad for a ps2 game
i also hated the characters and cannot even remember the environments
Ohhh
Ok I see what you mean and if you look at it like that yeah it was pretty bad
Edit: Wasnt it the port of the Dreamcast game?
Yeah it was several years old by the time it came out on PS2. I don't know *how* old, but I remember that it wasn't new when I played it on Dreamcast and that when I saw it launched on PS2 that I thought "wow that game is old." When it originally released on Dreamcast it was actually one of the best-looking RPGs out there and was definitely the most colorful (the Dreamcast could handle a lot more textures than the competing PSX after all). I thought it was a pretty good game when I played it but who knows how it holds up today. Back then I could play just about any jRPG and think it was amazing.Well in terms of story-telling and game play it loses. The game is much shorter if I am not mistaken too. The voice-acting was more enjoyable too cause it didnt have that awkward pause like in the first. G2 is also way too easy-I felt like a child playing it, but no matter.
So this is an awesome story but what game is that? I remember you being a huge Lineage II fan so is that the game? I've heard some pretty wild things about Lineage II players. The playerbase sounds like it is disarmingly hardcore.
This could apply to any mmo where there is actual competition for things... but yeah, this is Lineage ][.
And yeah.... L][ players tend to be hardcore.I am not kidding (Click to reveal)DVP.... a once celebrated PVPer on the Teon server turned killer....
Q..Quest 64, anyone?
Or Double Dragon V for SNES
For me it was a tie:Haha, oh man whoever did Lang's voice is the worst voice actor EVER.
Legend of Legaia II and.....fuck, I lied.
LEGEND OF FUCKING LEGAIA II WINS BY A LONG SHOT
The story, characters, maps and even (fucking puke-tastic) voice acting made me want to end myself. And whats the cream of the crap is the OST, composed by legendary Yasonori Mitsuda (Crono games, Xeno games) and Hitoshi Sakimoto (FF12) was so bad I had the game muted 80% of the time, aside a couple good tracks.
Are you serious? Grandia II's story was pretty bad and I agree it was nothing close to the original, but the game was terrible by no means.This statement is false.
This statement is false.
I don't want to get into it again because I can think of at least 30 topics I've ranted about how it is the worst fucking game in EXISTANCE, but suffice to say it is terrible by ALL means.
Hence... Grandia 2 and Grandia 3 are my worst gaming experiences.
Ever.
Q..Quest 64, anyone?
Hence... Grandia 2 and Grandia 3 are my worst gaming experiences.
This statement is false.
I don't want to get into it again because I can think of at least 30 topics I've ranted about how it is the worst fucking game in EXISTANCE, but suffice to say it is terrible by ALL means.
Hence... Grandia 2 and Grandia 3 are my worst gaming experiences.
Ever.
Are you serious? I mean they could have been better games but it's a pretty big stretch to say that they are worst video games ever made. Even if you hated their irreverent Japanese saturday-morning cartoon feel or whatever, there's no way that those can be the worst games you've ever played.
Opinion is one thing, but this is really stretching it.Fine, I will once again explain why these games are terrible.
Fine, I will once again explain why these games are terrible.
The stories are, as mentioned, terrible. They're predictable, boring, and ridiculous. The same can be said for most jrpgs, of course, but I've not found any that I've enjoyed less, and I've played quite a few. The games follow a set story. Point a to point b WITHOUT EXCEPTION. A linear game is fine as long as it is flexible even a LITTLE. You don't even make important choices in these games. You just READ TEXT. Even the characters were bland and completely unmemorable. The only one who seemed to have any personality that I can remember was the devil girl in 2.
And even worse is that there are NO SIDE QUESTS. Talking to people in towns is ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS. There is nothing passed the main story. Sure Grandia 2 had that one field available for you to go back to and WOO FIGHT SOME MORE. But that wasn't even worth it.
The battle system was boring and sometimes incredibly frustrating. An open battle field but... you can't control where the characters run? TWO THUMBS UP.
And finally, after wading through the ocean of garbage for the 40 hours or so you invest in the games, hoping the endings will be a redeeming factor you end up listening to GAY ANIME MUSIC and watching your characters FLYING THROUGH THE AIR (SO MAGICAL................) ALL OUR DREAMS COME TRUE.
gr8 games.
You said you would explain why these GAMES are terrible, yet all I see you do is flame G2.I never said anything about 1. I enjoyed the original.
Dont include the other 2 games if you only hate the 2nd one.
Grandia 1 was full of side quests, an engaging story and an interesting battle system. You can control where the characters run, it just requires strategy on the player's part. I remember in G1 when you fight some giant squid boss with Justin, Sue and Feena and you had to run away when it sucked you in.
As for Grandia 3, all I can say is that the story is very jrpg-ish but it gets better. Trust me, I cant stand games that are anime-ish, (Arc the Lad: TotS), but you cant overly attack these games without support from all 3. It sounds like you just played the 2nd one and were like "OMG THIS IS ANIME JAPFAGGISH THEY ALL SUCK"
I recommend you go back and give the 1st one another go, but that's just my opinion.
Q..Quest 64, anyone?
my mom is a party member!
Oh god..... Formula 1 racing..... All versions all consoles... they just suck so bad....
ps
I loved Grandia 2. Grandia 1 even more then FF7. However, something you said about 3 makes me....
:blarg:
parents esp mom etc are ok in th game, but IN THE ACTIVE PARTY? No man.... just... no.I don't see why this is such a big deal. If your parent could fight and was with you and you were fighting things for whatever reason wouldn't you want them to help?
parents esp mom etc are ok in th game, but IN THE ACTIVE PARTY? No man.... just... no.
. . . my worst gaming experience in recent memory except for maybe Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter.
Man that's awful. I thought Dragon Quarter was absolutely brilliant.Last time I tried playing it (a couple of years ago) I got like 2/3 of the way into the game and thought it was pretty good but I just stopped playing. Then last week I started a new game and I guess maybe it is my uncertainty about what I keep from a retry that is keeping me from retrying but the game this time around feels like I'm just leading monsters into Nina's traps because everything else does atrocious damage. Maybe I should try retrying more, I dunno. I guess I just don't really understand how to get anywhere in the game any more.
Dude. Brain Dead 13?!? I literally know the guy who did the key animation for that game. He was teaching an animation course at the local art shop (which has a studio downstairs). He taught me the fundamentals of animation. But, yeah, that game was balls.Brain Dead 13 was awesome but I just couldn't beat it. The animation was brilliant, by the way.
Oh, there is also my Final Fantasy VII "horror story" as I call it. I was playing the game about last year, or maybe the year before that. Anyhow, I had leveled up a lot, beat all of the weapons and I think I had every magic spell/summon in the game. Well, I hadn't bothered to do the final battle with Sephiroth, so I decided to beat it after one school day. I came home and my nephew was playing the damn game, started a new game and ERASED MY SAVE FILE BY OVERWRITING IT. Words can't describe how mad I was. Either way, I started a new game and beat it after a few months, but I didn't bother to do a whole lot of extra things.
yeah, mine is either alundra 2 or grandia 2. i enjoyed both originals a lot, and both sequels were really terrible awful terrible horrible games.
Grandia II was the first game I played in the series, followed by I and III. I liked the first 2, but the 3rd really blew - I had to force myself to play through the entire game. Ryudo > Justin or Yuki
Q..Quest 64, anyone?
Pheonix Wright 3
Pheonix Wright 3What the hell indeed! PW3 was quality and a solid way to end the series. It's no worse than PW2 at the very least.
Story
Here's a wee review I wrote for Shadow the Hedgehog. I playedf it for less than 5 minutes, but that's all I needed.
According to SEGA, the best way to make a game appeal to adults is to give your main character a motorbike, a gun and have him run around saying "bastard" a lot. They applied this foolproof scheme to a game where you play as a giant black hedgehog and prayed people would take it seriously. I didn’t. This is the single worst experience I’ve had in my life… and I’ve been gang raped by gorillas.
-gay glitches EVERYWHERE
(http://www.brandonabley.com/wp-content/homosexuals-are-gay.jpg)
Another few obnoxious gaming moments were...
1. Watching my friends play the fabled Xbox360 game "Gears of War". At first, Gears of War had this ridiculously shitty commercial that used Fears for Tears "Sad World" playing in the background.
TRAGEDY
The song is actually called Mad World, and the commercial played the Gary Jules version.
I considered getting codebreaker (it took me a few months to get a working warezed copy) to replay SH3(and the other SH games) but with like, every item and so already gotten, so I could just breeze through the game at my own pace, without ever having to look around for items in dungeons not to miss out the magical grail that makes your penis seventy times as long, etc etc..
But I won't afterall. The vibe died.
tragedy
My worst gaming experiences? Kingdom Hearts would have to be up there. How anyone has any patience for that game is beyond me. After about half an hour I was so frustrated with the protracted cutscenes and go-nowhere gameplay that I was about to throw up everywhere.
I don't see why that would be a shock, ever since the world grew brains, 90% of the people hates ff7.
my worst videogaming experience was (prepare yourself) (are you prepared? better get ready) final fantasy VII.What?
that's right i hate FFVII. my reasons is several
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWWUUUAAAHUHUHUHUHUUUHAAAAAAAAAAAA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69urn7asVA)
FINAL FANTASY IX SUCKS
There are many reasons for me hating FFIX with a passion. One of them is the often godawful music (courtesy of Nobuo Uematsu, who was at this time already displaying all the signs of needing to either change his act up or get the heck out of the business) - did you try to explore Daguerreo for an extended period of time? Or Treno, for that matter? Oh dear Lord. I muted the volume when playing this game, and I never do that.
I have to say I hate the clocktower series on the PSX. Im a huge fan of Survival Horror games *Points at his Resident Evil Poster*. But this game was just... not right.. It reminds me of some sort of Resident Evil 1 rip-off.
Judging by the fact that you are making a fangame I will assume that you like Final Fantasy games. That said:
You might not think FF9 was the best Final Fantasy game ever, and maybe it didn't live up to your expectations because there was too much loading and the music wasn't that great and maybe it didn't take itself seriously (I thought all of the same things at the time but a decade later I believe it aged much better than the other PS1 Final Fantasy titles). However, based on your post, you played through the entire game as well as went through its secret optional content -- so you probably played it for at least 40 hours or more? I doubt you actually hated it that much. If it was as bad as you said it was, you would probably have stopped playing it at some point.
The final fantasy series aint the worst thing you could have played out there right? U never played anything that was total CRAP or just too buggy to play and that it would seriously piss the hell out of you? :fogetmmh:
Clock Tower came first, on the SNES. And Resident Evil was a Alone in the Dark ripoff anyway. Also, from what I've played of the first one, I can say they aren't anything alike. Like at all. But I've only played the first Clock Tower, so I've no idea how the other ones are.
Is this for real? This is the same hell song from Cave Story... among other things that are fishy about it.Haha! Yeah it's for real. He turned off the game's own music before and during the boss, and after, uh, it, and played shit on winamp instead. (Because hell temple's music is bloody annoying) Also, he looked up the answers to all the puzzles and where the traps were and shit which is why he knows what's coming up all the way until the final room. (Because hell temple is bloody annoying) The reaction to it is totally for real though.
Does anybody else find La Mulana kind of disturbing - like it was made by someone who's been driven half-insane by overhard games - like even if a Mario game is hard at least it's cute on the surfaceHell Temple was definitely made by a guy like that yeah. Someone who hates his fans and gets a kick out of making people cry. But it's a hidden dungeon - the rest of the game isn't like that at all, the rest of the game is sane. It's hard aye, but it's one of those games you can beat without a walkthrough. It's not as hard/annoying as say, Sam 'n Max or Maniac Mansion.
Many games. But recently? Children of Mana for the DS. I almost cried with how awful it was. :(
The graphics and music were great. And even parts of the gameplay were decent, but it was how the game developed that made it so ugly and lame compared to Secret of Mana or Seiken Densetsu 3.
Clock Tower came first, on the SNES. And Resident Evil was a Alone in the Dark ripoff anyway. Also, from what I've played of the first one, I can say they aren't anything alike. Like at all. But I've only played the first Clock Tower, so I've no idea how the other ones are.
The reaction to it is totally for real though.
I don't think you can call resident evil a ripoff if it was better than what it was "ripping-off".Would you feel better if I said it was 'inspired by' Alone in the Dark instead?
Like at all. But I've only played the first Clock Tower, so I've no idea how the other ones are.
I don't think you can call resident evil a ripoff if it was better than what it was "ripping-off".