Roll your eyes to the back of your head, wave your arms around and speak in tongues. They will back away, slowly, and be afraid to approach you afterwards.
Though, seriously, there really isn't any way to approach that situation delicately. The only advice I could offer is to continue to politely decline their offer to get jiggy with Jesus.
I am a former agnostic turned Christian. (Sorta. I've stripped the extraneous garbage from the faith and super-simplified it, just focusing on what matters and viewing the Bible as no more than an interesting reference. Ordinary Christians usually don't view me any higher than they view your average Atheist.) I'm usually tempted into defending my faith, or formerly lack thereof. Today, I simply refuse to argue with anyone. I'm quick to change the subject, and when it's forced upon me, a blunt and to the point statement on what I think of the pressure put on me usually gets them off my back.
hmm, the first ide ais a good idea...I could also carry around a satanic book or necromancer spell book and wear a black hooded robe with a red pentagram on the back around where ever I go too... hmm it's just stupid enough to not work how i planned it too.
Like any civil/right-minded person would.
What I did, just to be a jackass to my neighbors who made a big deal of it, Turned on ALL the elctrical equiptment in the house all night. and got an electric blanket instead of a normal one that night. they were so outraged that they flipped me off from there windows. And I flipped them off back by setting up 10 strobe lights around my house and called some friends over for a party. Not many people my age can get away with this XD of course my parents are away for the week. bwahaha
i'm talking about fanatics in general. there are 10x more interesting fanatics out there than christians and every christian tale i've heard on gw has been something completely normal. handing out flowers at the airport is normal. crucifying yourself in front of a mosque are the kind of tales i want to hear.
"I'm Agnostic, leave me the fuck alone" usually gets them away from me or my door Smile
I may be fine but I'm not going to be a servant to any god, I've played god of war II and I'm not up to that shit.
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this is the only reason I'm keeping this topic open for now. I would like to hear your response to the fact that even Google wants you to embrace the grace of Jesus Christ.
I thought that said Jesus 420jesus was pretty 420 friendly heh... hash oil was one of the most sacred ointments/oils to the jews at that time
The amount of times I have sat up and down this day alone I should have buns of steel and the ability to crush a human head between my thighs (sounds great).
Achiro, you seriously are awesome. I laughed for like 5 minutes when I read this, perfectly delivered.
I too am an atheist, but I have made sort of a name for myself (not allowed in a few churches), and Christians generally don't approach me. It is usually me that is doing the converting, as the best thing about christians is their flawed teachings. If you can hit the right facts at the right times, EVERY conversation with a christian will lead to "Well you have faith, despite all the facts." Once you get to that point, you have the right to say "get the fuck out, and don't come back until you have a REASON to believe in something."
Don't fall for that agnostic bullshit either, the burden of proof is an argument for cowards.