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Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on May 02, 2008, 09:21:21 am
What's the story morning glory?

this is mainly posed towards the dok but i'm really interested in something you can eat that's supposedly really good for you that grows like a weed

this topic is about eating dandelions and other things like dandelions you can eat (what are they, do they taste good, how to eat them)
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: ThugTears666 on May 02, 2008, 09:28:15 am
Yeah man I just munch them on the way to school/work wherever but I'm no good at cookin' em so I also am really interested in what type of foods you can create using dandelions.

A Dandelion milkshake perhaps? Dandelion stew?


YUM YUM oops got dandelion seeds in my keyboard
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on May 02, 2008, 09:32:48 am
Average cost of a meal: $5
Average cost of dandelions: $0

i want to feast on delicious savings
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: ThugTears666 on May 02, 2008, 09:37:19 am
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Dandelions are grown commercially on a small scale as a leaf vegetable. The leaves (called dandelion greens) can be eaten cooked or raw in various forms, such as in soup or salad. They are probably closest in character to mustard greens. Usually the young leaves and unopened buds are eaten raw in salads, while older leaves are cooked. Raw leaves have a slightly bitter taste. Dandelion salad is often accompanied with hard boiled eggs. The leaves are high in vitamin A, vitamin C and iron, carrying more iron and calcium than spinach.[4]

Dandelion flowers can be used to make dandelion wine, for which there are many recipes.[5] It has also been used in a saison ale called Pissenlit (literally "wet the bed" in French) made by Brasserie Fantôme in Belgium. Another recipe using the plant is dandelion flower jam. Ground roasted dandelion root can be used as a coffee substitute. Dandelion root is a registered drug in Canada, sold principally as a diuretic. A leaf decoction can be drunk to "purify the blood", for the treatment of anemia, jaundice, and also for nervousness. Drunk before meals, dandelion root coffee is claimed to stimulate digestive functions and function as a liver tonic. "Dandelion and Burdock" is a soft drink that has long been popular in the United Kingdom with authentic recipes sold by health food shops. It is unclear whether cheaper supermarket versions actually contain extracts of either plant.


Dandelion brewski anyone?

(http://beth.hohertz.org/miscpix/Dandelions001.jpg)
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Hundley on May 02, 2008, 09:40:26 am
i take kelp tablets for indigestion and heart burn. i thought this was ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS when i first heard, but my mom insisted i give it a try and it actually fucking works somehow.

the purple pill is such a fucking crock of shit
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Kaworu on May 02, 2008, 11:16:22 am
I actually drink Dandelion and burdock fairly regularly and it's a nice drink.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Feldschlacht IV on May 02, 2008, 01:27:59 pm
In all seriousness, back in middle school we had dandelion cookies for Home Ec, and before then we knew dandelions were edible, so as a kid I gave it a shot. Not something I'd go out of my way to eat, but they don't taste bad.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: XxSylverxX on May 02, 2008, 01:33:47 pm
the wine isn't bad, but i really can't see myself eating raw dandelion greens....or cooked for that matter. sometimes paying for food is worth it.
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Post by: jamie on May 02, 2008, 01:52:33 pm
I actually drink Dandelion and burdock fairly regularly and it's a nice drink.

shit i remember his drink. my friend used to have it at his house when i was young, and i always had some when i went there, i loved it. i've got to get that stuff again.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on May 02, 2008, 03:43:55 pm
Do you cook the flowers?
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: otomon on May 02, 2008, 04:44:50 pm
Once I saw this old trailer that was all sealed up and stuff...and I was totally bored so I got my hammer and broke into the fucking trailer and you know what I found? Beer from fucking 1999! Thats like Bat Fuck Insane right? So I drank one of the bottles and the next thing I know I was vomiting all over the place....(BTW the beer was cold cause i live in a place where its always cold otuside)

Anyways its kinda irrelevant but I'm just saying..if you ever see some old abandoned trailer you might find some good shit in there...

Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on May 03, 2008, 12:27:51 am
yeah that was one of the things i was concerned about as well, but i mean surely it wouldn't be that hard to have a dandelion garden or something

also are there any other delectibles i can forrage for?
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Ryan on May 03, 2008, 12:30:50 am
wouldn't it be pretty unhealthy eating dandelions that grow out of the soil in urban areas? I find it strange that dok like won't eat cooked meat because of carcinogens or whatever but doesn't seem to mind eating grass from polluted soil (unless he happens to live in the woods or on a farm or something).

you'd think so! but since dok has a complete disregard for anything logical or factual this isn't that surprising
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Post by: parasun on May 03, 2008, 01:14:11 am
I have clear memories of picking dandelions and eating the stems as a child riding my wagon... I didn't know they were edible... I was just nasty...
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 03, 2008, 02:46:14 am
Yeah dudes I didn't see this until today.  I don't see what you guys think is so weird about this.  Our ancestors were hunter-gatherers so they did pretty much the same thing.  Men go out and hunt, woman gather edibles like roots and berries and shit.  I'd much rather eat a salad full with dandelions that I can get in my backyard rather than pay 1.99 (or however much it is) to buy a bag full of iceberg lettuce when I can get shit for free.  It's the way it was intended yo.  The world sucks when our basic necessity (food) is put under lock and key and owned.

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wouldn't it be pretty unhealthy eating dandelions that grow out of the soil in urban areas? I find it strange that dok like won't eat cooked meat because of carcinogens or whatever but doesn't seem to mind eating grass from polluted soil (unless he happens to live in the woods or on a farm or something).
I don't live in a really heavy populated city and I do not eat dandelions that grow within ten feet from the road.  I mostly pick my dandelions in the field by my house which is not next to the road.

Pretty soon I will be able to get mulberries and crab apples :)​ 

Also yeah I drink teas made from shit like Dandelion roots, Burdock roots, Cat's Claw bark, Devil's Claw roots, Blessed Thistle, Nettle...etc

Also if you are interested:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18425335?ordinalpos=1&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_RVDocSum (anti-cancer properties)
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17949929?ordinalpos=9&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_RVDocSum (anti-inflammatory)
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/druginfo/natural/patient-dandelion.html

fuck yeah



Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on May 03, 2008, 03:19:53 am
i'm serious what else can i eat that i can find just in someones lawn or garden or something

it's winter here now so everythings dead but i can make plans!
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: ThugTears666 on May 03, 2008, 03:34:35 am
Dont you even listen climbtree? What about bark or thistles? Screw spending 2 dollars when you can feast on delicious morsels like tree bark.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 03, 2008, 03:50:11 am
i'm serious what else can i eat that i can find just in someones lawn or garden or something

it's winter here now so everythings dead but i can make plans!
Different Thistles
Comfrey
Crabapples
Cattails

uhh you live in NZ I don't know what kind of shit grows by you.  The book I have is for central and eastern US.
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Post by: Mince Wobley on May 03, 2008, 03:58:11 am
How do they taste? Are they bitter sweet or what?
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Cheesy Doritos on May 03, 2008, 03:59:28 am
Sometimes I graze, when I don't want to shell out a couple bucks for take-out. The rabbits started using my spot, though, so I'm considering pissing all over it to show them who's who. Y'know, territorial stuff.

Anyways yeah how do they taste? Raw, or cooked, or what?
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 03, 2008, 04:01:38 am
They are a little bitter.  I usually have the leaves in salads with with other greens + toppings + a home made dressing. 

The roots I take out, wash most of the dirt off (as much as I can) and then dry them in my dehydrator and then cut them up to be used as tea.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on May 03, 2008, 04:05:20 am
i don't know what any of those are except crab apples maybe
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: ThugTears666 on May 03, 2008, 04:10:52 am
Sometimes I graze, when I don't want to shell out a couple bucks for take-out. The rabbits started using my spot, though, so I'm considering pissing all over it to show them who's who. Y'know, territorial stuff.


Hahahahaha this was rather enjoyable.


Dok are you suffering from any excessive weight loss or anything as a result of this? Do you have to take vitamin pills or anything?
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 03, 2008, 04:17:55 am
Hahahahaha this was rather enjoyable.


Dok are you suffering from any excessive weight loss or anything as a result of this? Do you have to take vitamin pills or anything?
Why would you say that?  I eat other shit besides just dandelions.

And no I don't take any vitamin pills the only things I take are natural supplements like Spriulina, wheatgrass powder and juice, maca powder...etc.  No point in taking a synthetic vitamin when I can get  everything in nature.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: ThugTears666 on May 03, 2008, 04:20:33 am
Why would you say that?  I eat other shit besides just dandelions.

And no I don't take any vitamin pills the only things I take are natural supplements like Spriulina, wheatgrass powder and juice, maca powder...etc.  No point in taking a synthetic vitamin when I can get  everything in nature.


Cause I know people who are vegetarians and they are like "oh noes how come i have iron defiancy and have to take tablets all the time".  So I was wondering how it would effect you since you are a little more "extreme" than just a simple vege.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: hero_bash on May 03, 2008, 04:26:48 am
I didn't know dandelions are edible.. I thought they were just plants that fly with the wind. I guess we don't have dandelions on the tropical.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 03, 2008, 04:37:15 am

Cause I know people who are vegetarians and they are like "oh noes how come i have iron defiancy and have to take tablets all the time".  So I was wondering how it would effect you since you are a little more "extreme" than just a simple vege.
Because most regular vegetarians eat a lot of dairy products which have no iron in them.  That's how my sister is.  She eats frozen pizza like every day.

And because lots of them don't know shit about nutrition like what vitamins and minerals are in what foods and stuff.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on May 03, 2008, 05:02:24 am
I hear pine needles make a good tea and have Vitamin C or something in them??????
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 03, 2008, 05:04:45 am
I hear pine needles make a good tea and have Vitamin C or something in them??????
YESSS!  Also you can make tea out of Oak tree bark :)
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: something bizarre and impractical on May 03, 2008, 05:06:19 am
I wouldn't mind trying a pine tea. Do you just boil the needles, or what?
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 03, 2008, 05:08:18 am
Yeah pretty much or just steep the needles in hot water like you would with any loose leaf tea.
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: big ass skelly on May 03, 2008, 02:35:28 pm
I got like 15 types of tea in my house, I ain't boilin no fuckin pine needles.

Although pine tea does sound quite refreshing.
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Post by: Mince Wobley on May 03, 2008, 07:08:10 pm
But doesn't heat destroy all the vitamin C?
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Post by: GirlBones on May 03, 2008, 07:23:44 pm
you guys can make fun of him all you want, but foraging is actually really fun!

i think it's probably more fun for me though, because i live in the desert. you can eat pretty much any cactus (as long as you can get the thorns off) and prickly pear is especially delicious.

also, a lot of cacti like prickly pear, barrel, and saguaro have tasty flowers, and you can make the fruit into jam
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Post by: Ryan on May 03, 2008, 08:12:37 pm
sorry the only foraging i do is in food lion or kroger

also FORAGING FOR DANDELIONS AND PINECONES in your backyard is not fun, it's gay as hell and only someone like doktormartini would enjoy it.
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Post by: Farren on May 03, 2008, 08:25:25 pm
I dug through a trashcan once
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Post by: Cheesy Doritos on May 03, 2008, 08:45:01 pm
Did you find a burger?
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on May 03, 2008, 08:52:07 pm
sorry the only foraging i do is in food lion or kroger

also FORAGING FOR DANDELIONS AND PINECONES in your backyard is not fun, it's gay as hell and only someone like doktormartini would enjoy it.

living off the land is pretty cool actually which is why i made this topic
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Ryan on May 03, 2008, 08:59:57 pm
living off the land is pretty cool actually which is why i made this topic

there's a difference between living off the land and doktormartini roaming around in his backyard trying to find some tasty dandelions
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Post by: Kaworu on May 03, 2008, 09:06:17 pm
when I was a wee lad, we used to go berry picking. Around town, bushes would grow. You could only take em if they was like at least a metre twenty off the ground, because any lower had likely been pissed on by drunks. Foraging for dandelions is a pretty funny image, but it also has some kinda naive charm about it.

Nowadays we grow our own fruit and veg in a nice big plot. It's great to have your own carrots and shit. Especially strawberries (I love strawberries). Me and my dad wanted about half the garden for growing stuff, but my mum likes having a lawn :(
But we're doing ok. We grow Carrots, potatoes, parsnips, strawberries, some other berries, rhubarb, greenbeans etc and we're always composting leftovers and other stuffs (have two large compost bins). Not exactly foraging, but it is pretty cool and refreshing to have some responsibility and control over the creation of food you eat.

I also wanna keep some bees when I'm older because i love honey, but they scare the shit out of me, and seem to be dying!
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on May 03, 2008, 09:08:22 pm
when I was a wee lad, we used to go berry picking. Around town, bushes would grow. You could only take em if they was like at least a metre twenty off the ground, because any lower had likely been pissed on by drunks. Foraging for dandelions is a pretty funny image, but it also has some kinda naive charm about it.

Nowadays we grow our own fruit and veg in a nice big plot. It's great to have your own carrots and shit. Especially strawberries (I love strawberries). Me and my dad wanted about half the garden for growing stuff, but my mum likes having a lawn :(
But we're doing ok. We grow Carrots, potatoes, parsnips, strawberries, some other berries, rhubarb, greenbeans etc and we're always composting leftovers and other stuffs (have two large compost bins). Not exactly foraging, but it is pretty cool and refreshing to have some responsibility and control over the creation of food you eat.

I also wanna keep some bees when I'm older because i love honey, but they scare the shit out of me, and seem to be dying!

I'D RATHER GO TO A STORE AND PAY FOR IT INSTEAD OF EATING GROSS STUFF OUT OF DIRT
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Farren on May 03, 2008, 10:23:30 pm
Did you find a burger?

Nope but I found a used diaper and an empty beer bottle
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 04, 2008, 01:45:02 am
The difference between what I am doing and living off the land is that I am not living solely on dandelions.  If I wanted to live off the land entirely I would make a hut, not use electricity, and get all my food from nature.
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Post by: Mince Wobley on May 04, 2008, 04:18:25 am
But everything you eat comes from the Earth

It's so magical
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 04, 2008, 08:40:20 pm
But everything you eat comes from the Earth

It's so magical
Yes but I have to pay for it lol.


Hell yeah I just found out Catnip and Burdock is growing in my yard!  Also, I'm trying Pine Tea later today I will tell you how it is :)

Join GW Foraging Club 2008 lol.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on May 04, 2008, 11:00:49 pm
hell yes! cat boners!
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Post by: ase on May 04, 2008, 11:21:54 pm

you will strong as lion
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Post by: Marmot on May 04, 2008, 11:47:36 pm
the only worthwhile foraging is for psycobilin shrooms
Title: [TELL] eating dandelions
Post by: Doktormartini on May 05, 2008, 04:12:29 am
Ase that is awesome.  I have a juicer similar to that so I may try that soon!

My smoothies usually consist of:
Mixed berries including Goji
Raw Chocolate powder
Maca Powder
Water
Lucuma Powder
Hemp Protein powder + Maca + E3 Live
Spirulina Powder
Wheatgrass Powder
Flax Seeds
Chia Seeds
Hemp Seeds
Agave Nectar
Cinnamon Powder
Cayenne Powder
Ginger Powder

And it makes two cup fulls I usually drink one cup in the morning and the other cup throughout the day.  It looks dark purple haha.

Currently Brewing:  Pine Tea!