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General Category => Entertainment and Media => Topic started by: Nightmare on May 17, 2008, 07:26:50 am
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Any favourite quotes/sayings/whatevers from video games?
One of my favourites is from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. In the last confrontation with the Black Knight, if you escape he says some awesome stuff, but sadly I've forgotten what he says, and the script on GameFAQs doesn't deliver.
Here's another favourite: "Repeat this after me, I will never take on a god again" - Rugal Bernstein.
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All your base are belong to us!!
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"So, the little knight has a little sword. But does he know how to play with it?"
Gades from Lufia 1. You could quote pretty much any RPG and it's bound to have one line somewhere that is just hilarious. There's also a ton of fighting games out there that I would love to quote, but the list would be endless.
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"SHUT UP! GET AWAY FROM ME!!" -Neku, The World Ends With You
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"Let's go! Science awaits us!" - Ema Skye
sums up my life history heh
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I would have to say that I enjoy the quotes of the Headless Horseman from the World of Warcraft Hallow's End event.
A personal favorite of mine would be: "Prepare yourselves, the bells have tolled! Shelter your weak, your young and your old! Each of you shall pay the final sum! Cry for mercy; the reckoning has come!"
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Almost everything from Timesplitters: Future Perfect.
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All your base are belong to us!!
I'ev heard taht quote before but I can never find out where that quote is from? is it from X-com?
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I'ev heard taht quote before but I can never find out where that quote is from? is it from X-com?
heh...you're too young.......
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*backflips off of a ledge, looks up, a small smirk on his placid face, and makes a beckoning motion with his hands* "let's do this"
-mickey mouse
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"READY" - Start of megaman stage
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LET THE PARROT TESTIFY
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I'ev heard taht quote before but I can never find out where that quote is from? is it from X-com?
Zero Wing.
My favorite quotes are probably some from Kefka, a lot of them actually.
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"His own mind was destroyed by his incredible power. What an all-mighty idiot!" -Pokey
Also, greatest final line from any last boss
"Ness. Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness. ...i'm h... a... p... p y " -Giygas
I cried.
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"Those eyes are what scared me,when I looked into your eyes I saw myself staring back"
Fei Fong Wong,Xenogears
"Like you said, I’m a pathetic man. All I could ever do was watch her from afar. But, there’s no way I would ever abandon her! I won’t
lose to someone like you, who has only run away! I’m taking Shion back, no matter what happens!"
Allen Rigley,Xenosaga
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(https://legacy.gamingw.net/etc/www.schnittberichte.com/www/SBs/3498/spruchbalroguncutmd.jpeg)
This or basically just about any of the after-match trash-talking scenes.
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"This is war, Casualties ARE expected" -- Unknown (seriously, help me out)
I have a millions others that I can't remember either, but this is the first one that popped in my head (mostly because it's been bugging me where I heard this from)
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Anything Ghaleon says in Lunar or Lunar 2, most importantly the voiced cutscenes. The VA for him (his name is John Truitt, I believe) is simply dripping with badassery.
"The cycle of nature and your stupid plan don't mean a thing! Aeris is gone. She will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry...or get angry...What about us? What are WE supposed to do? What about MY pain? My fingers are tingling...My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!" - Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII
Yes, a very cliche game to quote from, but despite the choppy translation, this point really made me FEEL for one of the first (and only) times in video game history.
"If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!! I'm coming, Lavos!" - Magus, Chrono Trigger
I just love this line. No particular reason.
"Hee hee hee! What fun is destruction if no precious lives are lost? Life...Dreams...Hope...Where did they come from? And where are they headed? These things...I am going to destroy!" - Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
Just a great line proving how insane Kefka really is.
"I'm saying goodbye...I know it's selfish. But this is MY story!" - Tidus, Final Fantasy X
I'm one of the few who found Tidus very likeable, and actually cared about the ending...Best Final Fantasy ending by far, in my opinion.
Well, almost all of those were Final Fantasy games...I know I have more, but I'll have to do some deeper thinking.
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There are a lot of good ones in the Ace Attorney series, but I can't remember anything specific off of the top of my head...
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"cremated from the ashes of the daedra and the dwarf alliancem even before the fall of the cryptic coven of the dwarfs. the abode of the dwarfs. bombined with the might of a thieves guild, not even the deadliest foe will cross their blades from drizzt do 'urden enchanted with ensorcelled weaponry crafted by a dwarf iand a gnome of equal ancestry. even the dragons can sense the grim foreboding of this coven of dwarfs. the dwarf witch cast a hex on the bubblig brew. little did drizzt know that all potions crafted by the imperial alliance will soon cause the riot of dwarfs in an ancient tombstone beneeath the cavernous swell of an anvil and a brim stone, the last soign of the eldrirtch dwarf potentate of a cave. hthe dwarf stroked his beard with his gauntlteted hand. and eyed the porecious gemestone thoughtfully. the map of his kinggdom was set upon by even the self-righteous goblins and cave-dwelling kinfolk that not even drizzt do'urden would bgrace with a blow from an enchanted hex dag set upon by a bewitched hellhound born of both a daedra strategust with more than just blood on his hands and fangs whjich had more than once supped the blood from a lich. the dwarf alliance had crumbled into what is now know only as the phaorohs of the baneful anvil . not even the dwarf prince or scholar was remaining to unite his people against the whorde f goblin tribes . what remained only as the sadness of the skull and a skeleton whose grim smile enchanted even th e most glimmering rubies attacked from the campaign of the dwarfs before the fall of the last settlement on the dwarf frontier, blades and daggers alkike fighting for the feroucious gold coins to honor their fallen king and warlocks. blood was spilled and more than one dire boar feasted on the blood of the elfs and dwarfs who had once formed an alliance of dragons, soon to be conquested by the most dangerous of all beasts. the thieves guild soon returned to the land to gain prominence and golden coins. forged from an aquatic swea dwellers last stand and a gilded staff known only as the bane of all leprechauns far and wide across this land, wielded by a lich of great power and renown who once more found himself tje victim of the treacerous dwarfs. countless minotuars gave praise to this new false kiung to gain battle axes. his will and wisdom were not enough to stop the srtruggling of the peasants of farmers from all across the desert and soon they were swallowed whole by a vast and desolate plan abyss of goblin fangs and treasure that gleamed and glistened beneat h the elder sun gods and parchments. a dwarf looked at the treasure in disgust as well as his battle axe bathed i the blood of countless bats and sea creatures, combed from the depths by an eagle suck a frost elemental's dick. souck a fire goblin's petrified dick. craft a piece of silk. give me the herb loot. your jumping skill has i,mproved since the last time we met. you are becoming quite the clerical acrobat, slice him with a mace. swan dive into a dwarf vixen's eldritch cooter."
- oblivion lore
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There are a lot of good ones in the Ace Attorney series, but I can't remember anything specific off of the top of my head...
Same here, but this .txt file (http://people.rit.edu/~dak2181/pw_quotes.txt) has most of the good ones. :fogetsmile:
Also, where is Gilgamesh in this thread?
"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies that dress like men!" - Final Fantasy V
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My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I coveted that wind, I suppose. --- Ganondorf, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
That was your last chance, you'll regret that forever! Snake! Come! Kneel down and sacrifice yourself to this historic weapon! Consider it an honor, a gift from your brother. Now you shall bear witness to the demon weapon that will drag the world into the 21st century! --- Liquid, Metal Gear Solid
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"His own mind was destroyed by his incredible power. What an all-mighty idiot!" -Pokey
Also, greatest final line from any last boss
"Ness. Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness. ...i'm h... a... p... p y " -Giygas
I cried.
This, or any Ace Attorney quote.
There's actually a part in Red Faction 2 that remained in my brain for a few years, but I can't remember it any more..
Oh, and one that everybody forgot.
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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i'm reading these quotes and i'm kind of appalled. there's basically nothing you can post in this topic that won't make me think you're a massive faggot.
ahem, what i mean is
"don't blame us. blame yourself or god." - final fantasy delita
heh.........
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"You don't need a reason to help someone.."
Zidane
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i'm reading these quotes and i'm kind of appalled. there's basically nothing you can post in this topic that won't make me think you're a massive faggot.
ahem, what i mean is
"don't blame us. blame yourself or god." - final fantasy delita
heh.........
i dunno, the street fighter ones are pretty excellent.
and would you feel differently if hundley posted those screenshots of that nes game with weird dialogue??
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* "God" is an image created out of man's insecurities.
* A small stone may only make a small ripple at first, but someday it will be a wave.
* You'll never know the feeling of the 'Meager'. You may think you know it, but you've never lived it!
* "Reality" is far harsher than you can possibly imagine!
* Two lions are fighting for power after the king dies... Both want to know who their allies are. But, it's hard to read strangers' minds. So, why not kill 'em all and bring in your own people?
* Governments falsify history only so it favours them. But you can't blame them. Because people always hope for a 'miracle'. Endlessly complaining, lazy, nuisances... that's what the masses really are. Governments give the people what they want... and history repeats itself. Governments might well have taken advantage of their insecurity... but then again, people are satisfied being used... 'God' is nothing but an image created out of their insecurity. It's their fault for knowing they're comfortably numb, and not doing anything about it.
* You don't understand how hard it is to fulfill your ideals. Even if your ideals are great, they're just dreams if you can't fulfill them! So how can you fulfill them? You need power! That's the politics of the world! I can see it clearly now! You can't fulfill your dreams without power! You say I'm a dog of the church! Go ahead!! I don't care. You can all despise me, but I'll be laughing at the end! You'll all submit to me!
-wiegraf
bwa.....BWAHAHAHAHHA - me (in response to those quotes)
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"Yeeaahhh Bitch!" - Guy from UT3
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"Sword of Darkness" - Ramirez
by the way even though game quotes can be idk kind of cool in-game when you post them in topics like this you can't help but think INCREDIBLY GAY
brucie it up
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" " - Link, Legend of Zelda
"I can't wait to eat an Octorock!" - Link, Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil
EDIT: Is there a way to set loading priority on web browsers, it took a whole 7 fucking minutes for the Edit button to load.
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quotes
-wiegraf
So is this just LOL JRPG or like do you legitimately have a problem with those lines? Because if I recall he was actually a fairly compelling character because he was a mindless revolutionary who just sort of regurgitated whatever it was that whatever revolutionary group he happened to be involved with at the time told him to think. So I don't really get your post (the translation is rough in some spots but that's hardly A+ satire material?).
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the idea that some 2d videogame sprite is going to spout off political philosophy terms and appear wise to most of the people in this topic is the satire I suppose.
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the idea that some 2d videogame sprite is going to spout off political philosophy terms and appear wise to most of the people in this topic is the satire I suppose.
I guess yeah it's sort of absurd when you step back from it but I don't know man they did the best they could with what they had :(
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All of the quotes are bad, but the sixth one (governments falsify history...) is absolutely horrible, Maladroithim. All they had to do was add "also: it's okay to be a pedophile" and it would have been the summation of every single one of TheAmazingAtheist's (http://youtube.com/user/TheAmazingAtheist?ob=1) youtube movies. And it's not even that it's the most ridiculous and contrived shit ever, it's that the only people who would ever say something like this are 13 year olds. Here's an anime character hunting for magic stones preaching middle school pseudo-philosophy and there are grown adults that think it is a fucking masterpiece.
I cringed at almost every single one (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_Tactics) of these quotes.
Brilliant...
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War of the Lions pretty much fixed everything wrong with the original ps1 release.
I secretly wished they kept the "Blame yourself. Or God" quote though.
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"METAL GEAR!!!???" -solid snake
i guarantee you all 100 ducatz that snake will say this the very first time metal gear is mentioned in mgs4.
hey chef, what was that game with the fat guy that bets you 100 ducatz for something? i forget.
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it is realms of arkania - star trail, and as soon as there is a way for non-staffers to submit articles, i am going to write an article about why this is the best game.
i could only find the german version of the intro though :(
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KjAbB-0D_0M&feature=related
the best quotes are in the very beginning of the game and are said by the same guy. "He spoke of an alliance between the dwarves and the elves? What a nonsense. They can no more coexist than fire and water." and "I will pay you a full 1000 ducats for it."
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So is this just LOL JRPG or like do you legitimately have a problem with those lines? Because if I recall he was actually a fairly compelling character because he was a mindless revolutionary who just sort of regurgitated whatever it was that whatever revolutionary group he happened to be involved with at the time told him to think. So I don't really get your post (the translation is rough in some spots but that's hardly A+ satire material?).
it's because the quotes are clearly put in the game to be thought-provoking and meaningful or whatever, but they don't sound like anything any adult would ever say. really, they just sound some stupid shit an atheist/anarchist teenager would say. the.... the foolish masses....
idk man do you just not discriminate against this type of dialogue? it is VERY CLEARLY poorly done and contrived; i didn't think it would need explaining!
although honestly, i only ever played the psp version of fft, and i don't really recall the dialogue being as bad as all that, so marcus is probably right about the remake/port fixing a lot of the more ridiculous problems with its dialogue. the faux-medieval thing was irritating in its own right at times, but i think it was better than the alternative.
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All of the quotes are bad, but the sixth one (governments falsify history...) is absolutely horrible, Maladroithim. And it's not even that it's the most ridiculous and contrived shit ever, it's that the only people who would ever say something like this are 13 year olds. Here's an anime character hunting for magic stones preaching middle school pseudo-philosophy
it's because the quotes are clearly put in the game to be thought-provoking and meaningful or whatever, but they don't sound like anything any adult would ever say. really, they just sound some stupid shit an atheist/anarchist teenager would say. the.... the foolish masses....
idk man do you just not discriminate against this type of dialogue? it is VERY CLEARLY poorly done and contrived; i didn't think it would need explaining!
Well I actually believe exactly the same thing but I had always assumed that Wiegraf was just a tool and that he is sort of like that old guy in Hamlet that's always giving Hamlet all sorts of unsolocited advice and not everyone that sees Hamlet like gets the joke? Because Wiegraf is always switching ideologies beased on whatever is most convenient at the time and at the end of the game he finally admits that actually the only thing he's cared about is killing the main character. And his speeches always have the least do to with the situation at hand (a fight to the death) out of most of the long-winded speeches in the game so I don't know. But yeah it might be more likely that the character was in fact a serious one and was a sucky character instead of an intentionally sucky character because I'm not certain that FFT's writing staff was really capable of poetic justice but that's not how I've always interpreted it personally.
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Wiegraf's quotes are pretty ridiculous even in WotL because he is essentially that angsty teenager that complains about everything. He sees himself as this disillusioned freedom fighter who fights for the common man but in the end all he cares about is revenge for sister (who was a freedom fighter) and dies alone in some underground cave.
But yeah, WotL fixed pretty much every poorly translated LOL-inducing line from the original release like Ovelia's "...Oh god...", my favorite line "Ramza, what did you have...........", and the classic "Defeat Dycedarg's Evil Brother" (Dycedarg WAS the evil brother). It's pretty sad to note that FFT is pretty much Square's best work in terms of story telling but they still managed to screw it up in the end game where all the Political Intrigue(C) turned into another generic Japanese "KILL GOD BECAUSE GOD IS EVIL (ALWAYS)."
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Well I actually believe exactly the same thing but I had always assumed that Wiegraf was just a tool and that he is sort of like that old guy in Hamlet that's always giving Hamlet all sorts of unsolocited advice and not everyone that sees Hamlet like gets the joke? Because Wiegraf is always switching ideologies beased on whatever is most convenient at the time and at the end of the game he finally admits that actually the only thing he's cared about is killing the main character. And his speeches always have the least do to with the situation at hand (a fight to the death) out of most of the long-winded speeches in the game so I don't know. But yeah it might be more likely that the character was in fact a serious one and was a sucky character instead of an intentionally sucky character because I'm not certain that FFT's writing staff was really capable of poetic justice but that's not how I've always interpreted it personally.
I never read Hamlet so this never even occurred to me, but beyond not reading Hamlet, I think this is also largely because I have a pretty fair amount of doubt that Squaresoft actually hires people who are good enough to write things like that! I mean it's easy to take a lot of the really awful things they do and WAIT.... IT'S A PARODY/REFERENCE, but considering the garbage they put out, that's probably giving them far too much credit. At this point I think it's fair to assume they're sincere about most of the awful shit they do (although to be fair, I still think Xenogears was a complete joke).
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(although to be fair, I still think Xenogears was a complete joke).
I'm glad I'm not the only one. The whole god killer thing made me roll my eyes but once they started talking about SOYLENT GREEN (it's people) I assumed the entire thing was one big joke. I think I laughed through the second disc more than any video game ever.
For those that don't know, Soylent Green was a sci-fi b-movie staring charleton heston. Rather than changing the names and referencing the movie, Square literally ripped off the name and exact plot twist essentially recreating the movie's ending in videogame form right down to the discovery that soylent green is in fact PEOPLE.
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"What'a the meaning of a hollow life?" (if only for the typo, go SNK...!)
"The mark of my dignity, shall scar thy DNA..." - Gill (Third Strike)
"VICTOLY" (Samurai Shodown 4 actually says this instead of VICTORY. SNK RULESSS)
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The closer you come to the light, the greater your shadow become
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From Silent Hill 2 (paraphrased)
Eddie: "From now on, if anyone makes fun of me I'll shoot 'em! Just like that!"
James: "Eddie... have you gone nuts?"
and
James: "Sorry, you look like my wife... she's dead now"
Maria: "So what brings you to Silent Hill?"
James: "I'm looking for my wife"
Maria: "I thought you said she was dead"
James: "... Oh yeah... she died three years ago"
From Resident Evil 4
Salazar: "Where's the satisfying sound of one's impalement?"
From Star Fox 64
"Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry."
"That's it, I admit defeat.... IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!"
"Do a Barrel Roll!"
"Try a somersault!"
"Use the boost to get through!"
From the last screen of The Secret of Monkey Island
"TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND GO TO SLEEP"
From the last screen of Ghostbusters
"Conglaturation!"
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Speaking of Star Fox, I find it really sad that I remember this quote even though I haven't played the game since it's release.
"WHO ARE YOU GUYS?"
"We're STAR FOX!"
"You'll never defeat ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS-- (massive triple explosion HIS SHIP BLOWS UP THREE TIMES)"
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Akana: The perhaps you would serve a woman?
Conan: Service her? Aye, and gladly.
- Conan (360/PS3)
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Speaking of Star Fox, I find it really sad that I remember this quote even though I haven't played the game since it's release.
"WHO ARE YOU GUYS?"
"We're STAR FOX!"
"You'll never defeat ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS-- (massive triple explosion HIS SHIP BLOWS UP THREE TIMES)"
That's not so bad, you could always be quoting lines from the Macbeth level with that hick train conductor boss dude.
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"How about this!?"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Hit the brakes!... I... can't... stop iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"
Boom!
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Speaking of Star Fox, I find it really sad that I remember this quote even though I haven't played the game since it's release.
"WHO ARE YOU GUYS?"
"We're STAR FOX!"
"You'll never defeat ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS-- (massive triple explosion HIS SHIP BLOWS UP THREE TIMES)"
Don't feel bad. If I try I probably remember 90% of what is said in that entire game.
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"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
-Guybrush Threepwood
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"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
-Guybrush Threepwood
The best part about this quote is that it's a running gag the entire game and when you use it against the tribal guys an actual three-headed monkey pops up behind them. I lol'd for 10 minutes straight.
I just started playing SF64 again because of this and never realized that Zoness (favorite music in the game) had such ridiculous quotes.
Falco -"JEEZ LAWEEZ WHAT IS THAT???"
Slippy: "Hoo! That was TOO close!"
Peppy: "Follow your father's example, Fox!" (whatever the hell that means)
Katt: "We're closing in on them, Falco!" (cue that cute melody as Katt shoots like... 2 badguys then disappears)
Katt: "Take the right one boy, I've got the left!"
Falco: "Katt, what are you doing here???"
Katt: "Is that any way to great a girl?" (vanishes)
Katt: "I've got somebody on my tail!"
Katt: "Beautiful! I could kiss you for that!" (dissappears again)
Slippy -"Something's coming from the sea!" (this is funny because the entire level is OCEAN)
Crotchety Old Monkey Boss -"Disrespectful little whelps! I'll teach ye some respect! Ar ha ha ha har!"
Same Guy - "Oh SHOOT!!" (yes, two exclaimations)
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"Why couldn't I fill your dark soul with light?!" -Dante (Devil May Cry) (I lol'd so hard at this)
"Why don't you just shut up?" - B.D. Joe (Crazy Taxi, when a customer complained)
"Where's Gnasty? I'll torch him!" -Spyro (Spyro the Dragon, setting the stage for all Spyro's to come)
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Paranoid Guy: "WHOA!"
Megaman.EXE: "What's the matter?"
P.G: "My pants are on fire!!"
MM.EXE: "...You're right! Wow, they really are on fire..."
P.G: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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"JUST LIKE SO MUCH TISSUE PAPER!!!"
Creds to ye who knows where that one comes from.
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"...You did it. Didn't you?"
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"Yes."
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"What?"
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"Uh, no no no no no no no no! Th-Th-Th-That's not true!"
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"Human beings may not be perfect, but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly the answer to the world's problems."
-Deus Ex
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"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies that dress like men!" - Final Fantasy V
Ha! I'd forgotten this.
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War of the Lions pretty much fixed everything wrong with the original ps1 release.
I secretly wished they kept the "Blame yourself. Or God" quote though.
I completely agree that the PSP retranslation is excellent. Makes me love the game even more.
And, I'm probably the only one, but I like "'Tis your birth or faith that wrong you, not I" better than "Don't blame me. Blame yourself. Or God."
Doesn't really matter, though, they both get the job done.
From the last screen of Ghostbusters
"Conglaturation!"
Oh my God, I totally remember this.
CONGLATURATION! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE!! NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES!!!
...So bad.
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as far as starfox 64 shit goes, how come no one has mentioned "your carcass is mine"??? i thought it was pretty great when i was 14; it was really out of character considering SLIPPY THE FROG.
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Jesus christ, you guys laugh at some stupid stuff.
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Yukari : Did you tell anyone about last nigth? (Talking about the Dark Hour)
(https://legacy.gamingw.net/etc/pics.livejournal.com/fujitsubo/pic/000w3qh0.png)
Jumpei: La..last night?
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[mp3]http://divinelegy.com/_filedump/Full.mp3[/mp3]
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Sigma: ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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[mp3]http://divinelegy.com/_filedump/Full.mp3[/mp3]
This, basically.
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Sigma: ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
it is known that zombies have bad spelling
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"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies that dress like men!" - Final Fantasy V
is FFV actually smart? cos this one line is pretty funny, and pretty impressive for an early 90's JRPG. or is it just a one off haha this baddie is a weirdo!!!
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FFV never came out in America so this is from the 2000 ps1 translation.
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Anything ever said by the announcer in Capcom vs SNK 2
"Now thats what I like to call..... BIG DAMAGE!"
"THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!"
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Anything Duke Nukem utters is just awesome.
"Im gonna put this smack dab on your ass"
"Hail to the king, baby"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"
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"COME, POWER OF THE UNIVERSE.... HAH!! DRAGON KING SLICE"! Gadwin from Grandia, hilarious quote, I don't know why...
And "Die, you worms, together with this burning ship, gwa ha ha!" Baal from Grandia as well!
And who can resist... "Falcon Punch!!!"
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For some reason I always burst out laughing whenever I do an all-out attack in Persona 3 and Junpei takes the initiative.
"GET BACK HERE YOU SON-OF-A..."
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Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.
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JCD: A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
(Deus Ex)
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"you got whacked cuz you're weak"
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[mp3]http://divinelegy.com/_filedump/Full.mp3[/mp3]
I knew it was going to be that conversation even before playing the file! But yes, that is a good one. Though it was changed in the PSP version!
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Any SEGA arcade game. Like House of the Dead "WHaTs GOing on HEre?"
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is FFV actually smart? cos this one line is pretty funny, and pretty impressive for an early 90's JRPG. or is it just a one off haha this baddie is a weirdo!!!
Yeah, this is from the 2000 translation that also brought you...
Galuf: That lobster just got served!
Bartz: With cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!
So no, not at all.
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Yeah, FFV had some really incredible lines.
Also there was this one terrible quote in FFT when you use some skill (Wave Fist I believe) and I can't remember it at all but it is hilarious. Also at one point they call Gafgarion "Gafgarog" or something like that.
And in Dragon Warrior 7, someone says that they are trying to "gurad" something.
Finally, any line from GOD HAND or No More Heroes.
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"Genetically Different Baby!"
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Yuna: Prepare for a phantasmagoria of magical powers! Your abilities will be mine!
Yuna: Duck soup!
Paine: Duck what?
Rikku: I've reached my limit. Break time!
FFX-2 is so amazing because it tries to be so ridiculous and bad story/character-wise that it winds up being like a really great B movie.
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I don't remember any of those quotes but I almost couldn't continue the game after the mission where you have to get a bunch of monkeys to fuck each other.
It was even worse with Rikku giving them goofy prep talks like "Come on, monkey! DO IT!"
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"DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD"
And etc.
Duke Nukem: I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
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Oh man I almost forgot:
"Vampires? You gotta be jivin' me!"
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oyajiiiii
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Duke Nukem:
"My home away from home..." (when he enters a bar)
"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference? "
And almost all dialog in Wild Arms 2 cutscenes..
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Yeah, I forgot about Duke Nukem. I like most of his quotes.
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Too bad most Duke Nukem quotes are from movies. Some are slightly altered though.
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Yeah, if I recall Bruce Campbell tried to sue the people that made Duke Nukem for stealing lines from Evil Dead.
ANYWAY I remember the Pokemon Stadium Announcer had some pretty annoying and sometimes horribly inacurate lines.
(after knocking out the enemy pokemon) "It's not very effective!"
"A ONE HIT WONDER!"
"These are TWO COMPLETELY different Pokemon!"
From Dragon Warrior 1
"Great Hit! Your attack missed!"
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"His own mind was destroyed by his incredible power. What an all-mighty idiot!" -Pokey
This one is awesome and I dont care if anyone thinks I am a huge faggot. Besides, its a reference to Azathoth, the lovecrafitan idiotgod. (Man lovecraft was a huge racist geek but i like his short stories to a certain extent!=
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"I got a good feeling!" - some random dude from FFT.
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UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE! - Metal Gear, NES.
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE - You may have seen me uttering this a lot on IRC in the past...it's from Castlevania II, by the way.
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lieutenant solid snake is a martial arts expert
oops i seem to have gotten sidetracked
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"I like shorts, they're comfortable and easy to wear."
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Foolish LightWarriors! I Garland will knock you all down! ~ Garland
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SHAKE SHAKE![/red][/b]
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FINALLY got that Black Knight quote I was looking for.
Black Knight: Will you flee? How appropriate. Tuck tail and run, child of Gawain! It is what dogs do best, after all. I like how you tremble with fear at the realization that you are no match for me. It suits you.
Ike: Foul villain! I do not flee. I will never turn my back on you and run away!
So fucking badass. I love it!
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I can't remember off the top, but I know Pokey's bodyguards in Fourside had some hilarious quotes.
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Hahaha! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!! ~ Demoman
Give 'em hell boys! Last one alive, lock the door! ~ Soldier
Anything GLaDOS says from Portal.
And finally...
"STOP it. Don't open. THAT door!" ~ Wesker from the original RE
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"Ahoy little man! Have you come to join the Emporer's army?" - Roman Guard, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, NES