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Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: holloway on July 24, 2008, 12:13:46 pm
So this all went quiet for a few months- you British fags still up for this?

We decided on Brum last time however, as things have happened since the last one, I will be in Halls from September so the other option would be Sheffield where you could sleep on my floor rather than pay for a B&B.

Beyond the place, I don't think we actually decided on anything. We were aiming for early August, but there's no chance now.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: tuxedo marx on July 24, 2008, 12:17:42 pm
Sheffield is far for me to travel but I suppose going on the train would be alright. Yeah, I'm still up for this!
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: local_dunce on July 24, 2008, 12:18:48 pm
Britmeet is on FRIDAY!

You are late to the part.y
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: holloway on July 24, 2008, 07:36:18 pm
Wait wat.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Swordfish on July 24, 2008, 10:23:30 pm
There is no brit meat, at least not yet Jet son is lying.

P.S. I think.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: local_dunce on July 24, 2008, 10:52:37 pm
No it's totally true. Cliff/Dom/Dicko/Esh etc arrived at Sare's house yesterday. Me and my pal Tommy (a vet from the first britmeat) are coaching down tomorrow and we are paintballing on saturday.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: goldenratio on July 24, 2008, 10:55:11 pm
everyone make sure dom gets me my jammy dodgers and other biscuits
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 25, 2008, 11:14:30 am
Hahahahhaha, man keep up guys we organised this one weeks ago
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: tuxedo marx on July 25, 2008, 11:23:30 am
lies and slander
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 25, 2008, 11:31:54 am
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/23069/DSC00071.JPG)

esh and cliff playing monopoly
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: bible_basher on July 25, 2008, 01:38:30 pm
why didn't i hear about this earlier i am in london right now with barely anything to do
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: baseball19225 on July 25, 2008, 01:58:53 pm
[img]

esh and cliff playing monopoly
sounds like one wild party
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 25, 2008, 02:36:23 pm
it is britmeat tradition

and there is no way we are meeting up with you bb
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: local_dunce on July 25, 2008, 02:46:56 pm
Yeah also bible_basher, your profile says you are 15 and britmeet has a strict OVER 18's ONLY policy.

Too much debauchery.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: goldenratio on July 25, 2008, 03:20:42 pm
someone get a goddamn picture of cliff's face

when he's sleeping or something its time to unrave the mystery
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: ATARI on July 25, 2008, 03:40:19 pm
he looks like daniel gildenlow
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: holloway on July 25, 2008, 04:50:17 pm
why didn't i hear about this earlier i am in london right now with barely anything to do
A bunch of legal adults meeting up with a 15 year old boy over the internet and taking him to their home to get drunk.

Nothing could go wrong.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Bender on July 25, 2008, 06:28:32 pm
Tell Cliff to drink till he reboots
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: fatty on July 25, 2008, 06:49:55 pm
hahaha man cliff looks really young :(
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: dragonx on July 25, 2008, 07:06:36 pm
where is cliffs manlady
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Swordfish on July 26, 2008, 02:07:56 am
.... DAMN IT... i didn't see anything on the forms about this, i would have gone had I know about it. Oh well, whats done is done.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: The Dude on July 26, 2008, 10:21:03 pm
I'd be up for the next Britmeat. I've yet to visit the UK.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: ATARI on July 27, 2008, 01:25:30 am
where is cliffs manlady

playing bass for Satyricon
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 27, 2008, 09:30:05 am
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/23069/DSC00099.JPG)
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/23069/DSC00092.JPG)
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/23069/DSC00083.JPG)
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: headphonics on July 27, 2008, 09:36:22 am
sarevok do you do anything but attend gw meets
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 27, 2008, 10:14:42 am
sarevok hosts every britmeat pretty much
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Absynthe on July 27, 2008, 02:08:03 pm
aw man, shame I was unawares of this one. it was fun last time. do you have any absinthe this time?
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: ATARI on July 27, 2008, 04:15:53 pm
don't you brits know how to hold a camera steady?
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Swordfish on July 27, 2008, 06:03:06 pm
Apparantly we don't.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: dom on July 27, 2008, 07:42:22 pm
don't you brits know how to hold a camera steady?
it was a phone camera and it was dark it doesnt take the best pictures in those conditions
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: dragonx on July 27, 2008, 07:56:30 pm
dont blame the phone camera

my phone camera is amazing...
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 27, 2008, 11:25:47 pm
sup all this is dicko. here's a list of things that have happened:

- esh cliff dom dicko sarevok bunnymilk and his friend tommy all attending
- dicko fucked up his eye in the SAFE ZONE at paintballing
- oh ya we went paintballing
- we were drinking heavily
- cliff is incredibly racist, and we converted him to the british life (cheese and crackers)
- oh ya we saw what cliff looks like
- me and esh translated his dutch when he was talking to his lady friend
- we went bowling, it was a space party
- we were drinking at half 8 in the morning
- since london was is currently in some crazy heatwave, we went for an endurance challenge locking ourselves inside the compartments of the tents (it was hot as FUCK) which ended in literally puddles of sweat everywhere
- we then got naked and had a water fight. it's on tape
- oh ya we filmed a lot of this, in hd too

that's what i can remember anyway. lots of shit happened. also bm and tommy are fucking cool.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: goldenratio on July 28, 2008, 01:36:25 am
british meets seem awesome and make the canadian meets look so gay
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: headphonics on July 28, 2008, 02:56:40 am
guys im here too dom just puked on mamamack
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: headphonics on July 28, 2008, 02:56:52 am
oh yeah mamamacks here too
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: dom on July 28, 2008, 08:28:58 am
guys im here too dom just puked on mamamack
i'm back at home bro
- we then got naked and had a water fight. it's on tape
what the hell man why do you do this after i leave
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: local_dunce on July 28, 2008, 08:56:58 am
Hey I think I just got home, this was all pretty cool. Let me run down how shit happens.

- catch a coach on friday
- arrive, play some SSBB, lose badly to dom
- play some guitar hero, lose badly to dom
- Sare gets worried that it is midnight and tells everyone to go to bed so we chill out in a tent and cliff tells us all that he is going to murder us for three hours until it's like 3am and everyone finally starts to hit the sack.
- wake up at 5am.
- wake up again at 6am.
- chill out until sare comes in at 7:30am and starts throwing shit at people to wake up. (sare is an angry morning person.)
- go to paintball (forget my wallet, sare pays for me.)
- kick ass, chew bubblegum, win every game except for like one, win.
- dicko walks into a tree and puts out his eye in the safe zone.
- tommy is a dick and decides to squeeze a paintball which bursts in his hand and explodes paint in his eyes and up his nose.
- i am a hero and grab a fucking heavy metal barrel and run it all the way back to my base to be told by the marshal that I am supposed to run it to the opponents base. What a fucking gyp, so I run it back to the opponents base and collapse over dead about ten foot away, but my team mate picks it up and finishes off the job. I'm still a hero.
- bruise report: 2x left nipple (purple), 1x left forearm (brown) 1x, right arm (yellow/brown), 1x Gut (Purple), 1x Right Thigh (Purple).
- Come Home, Play some more Gams.
- Sare falls asleep, give the guy a break he just got back from Canada and jumped into an 8 hour paintball session. We retire to the garden to drink all his beer without him and leave him in peace. (8pm)
- Garden party til about midnight consisting of beer and pringles. As far as I remember dicko got the record of most pringles eaten in one sitting at 16 but tommy managed to throw up 21 all over sare's garden.
- retire to the tent, bring the crate of beer with us.
- tent party til whenever
- fall asleep (the kids next door are still up and playing in their garden, this is like 1am, we were out-partied by kids but they hadn't been shot all day. I'm still a man.
- Esh gets up at 2am to go and watch the boxing, freaks out Tommy who thinks someone is breaking into the tent and starts kicking me in the head.
- wake up at like 8am. dom, Esh and Cliff head into the house to have breakfast and play some games and watch TV. Me, Dicko and Tommy grab another beer and crawl about five feet into the garden.
- Drink til about midday.
- Watch Gladiators.
- Me, dom, and Tommy head off for the Coach station. It's hot and I look like some FAT SWEATY PEDOPHILE HANGING AROUND THE TRAIN STATION. Luckily this is normal in london.
- Grab some KFC.
- Our coach was about to leave so we left dom in the middle of london for an hour on his own. I felt pretty bad about this but I was not going to miss my coach, sorry dom.

and that's kinda what happen. Cliff is INCREDIBLY RACIST and talked nonstop about murdering blacks, raping women and telling us all how he was going to kill us. He also kept saying "I will give you x money to eat a paintball." "I will give you x money to shoot yourself in the face." "I will give you x money to run naked down the street." He was not willing to do any of these things himself though.

Everyone (excluding me because i am a spoilsport) kept playing a constant game of "That's what she said." which eventually turned into cliff just saying THAT'S WHATR SHE SAID anytime anybody spoke.

britmeet over right, let's never do it again.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: HL on July 28, 2008, 09:07:43 am
that sounds amazing
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: dom on July 28, 2008, 09:24:50 am
- Our coach was about to leave so we left dom in the middle of london for an hour on his own. I felt pretty bad about this but I was not going to miss my coach, sorry dom.
it wasnt actually that bad but they had to use two coaches because there were so many people and the coach i got was shit. however it had great air conditioning and was really cool :-)
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: baseball19225 on July 28, 2008, 09:27:28 am
games own. hope you played lots of em.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: GirlBones on July 28, 2008, 10:37:53 am
if you fell asleep at one am then of course you are going to get out partied
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: dom on July 28, 2008, 11:20:21 am
if you fell asleep at one am then of course you are going to get out partied
we had like 4 hours sleep the night before and a whole day of paintballing :(
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: dom on July 28, 2008, 02:35:44 pm
btw sare/anyone at britmeat still did i leave my card there??? i have no idea if i took it or not and i cant find it
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 28, 2008, 03:56:06 pm
haven't seen it, if i find it i will let you know

by the way i passed out at 8pm from PAIN because i got shot point blank in the top of the head from a guy above me. apparently i was so far gone i was impossible to wake up
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Bill Murray on July 28, 2008, 05:12:18 pm
I just got back to find it had been raining all day in Cardiff (after wading through some crazy heatwave in London).
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: goldenratio on July 28, 2008, 05:19:47 pm
Sare you might have a concussion! GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T DIE WHEN YOU WENT TO SLEEP
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 28, 2008, 05:27:26 pm
i leave all my money and possessions to dragonslayer
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: bible_basher on July 28, 2008, 06:06:23 pm
was worth a try though

2 YEARS LEFT
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: goldenratio on July 28, 2008, 06:07:35 pm
ONLY 2 MORE YEARS BEFORE I CAN HANG OUT WITH THE BIG BOYS
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 28, 2008, 06:33:19 pm
and in 2 years we'll find a different reason not to see you............
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: ATARI on July 28, 2008, 06:39:10 pm
when i grow up i wanna be just like sare
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: bible_basher on July 28, 2008, 06:41:56 pm
and in 2 years we'll find a different reason not to see you............
i am...hurting inside

/me cuts self

cut cut cut
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 28, 2008, 08:46:59 pm
maybe you should use the /wrist command

ho ho ho irc jokes
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: r on July 28, 2008, 11:32:55 pm
thats what she said
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: r on July 28, 2008, 11:34:07 pm
also

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/43037/27072008104.jpg)
look who's emo
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: r on July 28, 2008, 11:36:04 pm
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/43037/27072008105.jpg)
hey whats this
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: local_dunce on July 29, 2008, 09:25:54 am
Jesus christ. MASSIVE PICTURES.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: dicko on July 29, 2008, 09:37:23 am
man why did you post the emo picture :(

hurry up and get the vid up man!
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: ATARI on July 29, 2008, 09:09:25 pm
my name is cliff and i don't know how to use the resize tool in photoshop
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: r on July 29, 2008, 09:26:19 pm
http://damage-inc.net/v/amazing.avi
the most amazing thing that's happened at britmeat

http://damage-inc.net/v/the_eye.avi
dicko explaining what happened to his eye

okay that's it for the previews of the BRITMEAT ROCKUMENTARY
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: holloway on July 30, 2008, 12:28:03 am
Bloody hell I've been bored as shit for the past week.  Wish I'd come :(
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Bill Murray on July 30, 2008, 11:00:52 am
the rockumentary should never be released

ever
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: dicko on July 30, 2008, 02:27:15 pm
the rockumentary should never be released

ever

because you're dancing around in your boxer shorts?

oh, and i can't seem to get those to work on my pc r, can you put them on videonext?
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: DoctorEars on July 30, 2008, 02:35:02 pm
Gah these britmeats seem so awesome. If only I was 18 and lived anywhere near Britain... Damnit. Just a question, what are the paintball places like over there? The ones here (in terms of the area your'e playing in) really suck crap. They're just a big field with bits of cover dotted around the place.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: Sarevok on July 30, 2008, 03:27:33 pm
It's basically a forest with pretty large areas taped off as the playfields. One of the areas by the safezone (basically a stockade in the middle of the site, where it is all organised and you are safe from the guns), which is the only 'open' area on the site, has stuff like wooden bunkers with camo netting on them, a burnt out jeep and a fortified wooden tower on it. It's pretty awesome man. It's like predator.

Oh yeah, they actually have a predator costume somewhere on the site that they use sometimes. And a bazooka.

(http://sarevok.casiotone.org/misc/fps.jpg)

For some reason this picture I totally didn't photoshop makes me want to play quake.
Title: Britmeat: Return of the carcass
Post by: DoctorEars on July 30, 2008, 04:05:34 pm
Fuck it sounds so much cooler than the ones here in NZ. I must go to Britain soon to play paintball. Why must I live so far away from all of the GWMeets?! and the paintball!?

edit: My Dad once had a work paintball thing, and one of his employees has dreadlocks. So this guy looked like he was predator when he was wearing the paintball mask, and so everyone referred to him as the predator. It was awesome.