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General Category => General Talk => Topic started by: Bondo on July 30, 2008, 08:18:52 am
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Some of you (Or more probably, none of you.) may have been wondering where I have been as of late. Well, honestly, I've been working and caring for a pregnant woman who happens to be my wife. As of July 19th, she is no longer pregnant.
That's right. I have created spawn. How? In the usual manner, of course.
I now present to you, Lucas.
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/23029/lucasdee.jpg)
7-19-08 7lbs 5.3oz
Tremble before his adorability. Bow before his ability to spew formula a whole foot away. Shirk away at the aroma of his freshly filled diapers. The next generation has arrived.
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Hey Congratulations man!
Sign him up to GW ;)
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Congratulations, Bondo! I knew you were gonna have a kid. Good to see it all worked out nicely. Sign up Lucas on GW immediately!
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wowo congratulations bufddy!
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love the subtle Link baby jumper on him :)
congrats bro your world is about to change for the better.
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...dada I want a X Box 360...
omg honey did you hear that he talked! anything for you little guy!
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what is with the oven mitts on his hands BONDO YOU ARE THE WORST PARENT HE IS WAY TOO YOUNG FOR COOKING LESSONS OH SHIT GET HIM AWAY FROM THE STOVE
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hey congrats man! what a lovely little chap :)
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Haha I pray that he is not wearing a zelda shirt.
Congrats regardless! I did wonder where you had gone actually!
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Haha I pray that he is not wearing a zelda shirt.
obviously there is no god to hear your prayers
I forgot to say this earlier (hoho joke post) but congratulations. Get that kid on GW as soon as he can type. I don't care if they're words either, just put him in the Crap Shack until he can spell.
It's kind of hard to tell but it looks like he's got quite a head of hair!
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Hey, congratulations man! Glad to see some people still care about GW's future.
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I am positive that I replied to this topic... Well, I will do it again.
Congrats man, good to see that you're a father now!
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Get that kid on GW as soon as he can type. I don't care if they're words either, just put him in the Crap Shack until he can spell.
his posts would easily be better than those of the crap shack posters too..........THE CRAP SHACK SJUCKS!!!!!!
congratulation and allthat
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Oh wow congrats! I didn't even know you were married.
awesome work he looks super
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Cool, man, a baby! And you made it! Great job!
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isn't your life in a shambles though.
congrats on bringing a baby into your messed up life bondo....................
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isn't your life in a shambles though.
congrats on bringing a baby into your messed up life bondo....................
ya isnt bondo the guy with the super controlling wife
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That is a Zelda jumper. Here's another angle:
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/23029/lukedee2.jpg)
And as for my life being in shambles, it seems that the internet has a way of amplifying drama. I would hardly call my life a shambles. And my "super-controlling wife" is not so super-controlling (any more than anyone Else's wife, within reason.) One also has to remember that she was pregnant, and we all know how that can feck with the hormones. Us men never really fully adjust to the mechanics of the female brain, and we just have to adapt where we can.
Those mitts are to keep him from scratching his own eyes out. Awww.
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Congrats Bondo!
He sure does have plenty of hair... I like it.... I mean, I like him... :)
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I wish I was a babby
Congrats
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Congratulations dude, the little guy looks awesome. The Zelda clothings pretty hilarious. I agree with every who said get him on GW as soon as he can press buttons on a keyboard.
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ya isnt bondo the guy with the super controlling wife
...and the combination bed/dining/nursery/kitchen/patio room that fails to serve any purpose by trying to serve them all.
Congrats Bondo!
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Congrats, Bondo, you were always a top dude, and this is pretty dope.
Yeah man, congrats!
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Cool...he looks cute! Congrats!
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That is a Zelda jumper. Here's another angle:
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/23029/lukedee2.jpg)
And as for my life being in shambles, it seems that the internet has a way of amplifying drama. I would hardly call my life a shambles. And my "super-controlling wife" is not so super-controlling (any more than anyone Else's wife, within reason.) One also has to remember that she was pregnant, and we all know how that can feck with the hormones. Us men never really fully adjust to the mechanics of the female brain, and we just have to adapt where we can.
Those mitts are to keep him from scratching his own eyes out. Awww.
From what you said, she is basically a psycho, but I'll write it off as hormones and congratulate you on your new baby. :fogetsmile:
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I dunno, the fact that she let her first born child be clothed in video-game based novelty apparel is pretty strong evidence to the argument that she's not a complete controlling psycho bitch.
Please promise me you will not let him play the game that jumper is based off of (until he is ready). In this day and age, no child's innocence should have to endure that game.
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Congrats man!
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congrats man, your life's changed forever
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get him a big daddy plush toy and he is set for life
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Hey man congrats! You should get him a GW shirt.
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Are you going to teach him internet?
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Reiterating what everyone else has been saying but congratulations! I eagerly await the next installment of GW Babies.
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Just imagine if he married Mamamack's daughter and THEY had babies.
THEN we'd have some GW babies for sure.
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velfarre i am not sure newborn babies can fertilise 3 year olds....sorry
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velfarre i am not sure newborn babies can fertilise 3 year olds....sorry
But imagine if they could... :fogetnaughty:
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I never said RIGHT NOW use your brain next time not your saracism
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in a couple of month's mkk is gonna pop hers out and i think that'll be the gw babby
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Cute baby. Excellent work, Bondo!
Get that kid on GW as soon as he can type
NO, no no no no. Have some pity for the kid's innocence.
Also, he and my brother have the same birthday.
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Congrats man, a child is a crazy infuriating and rewarding responsibility, which I'm sure you will do just fine with. I mean if I can take care of a child ANYONE can.
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i demand you give this child up to the GW research team (tm)
we will teach him about the world using exclusively the internet
the findings would be unprecedented
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Just imagine if he married Mamamack's daughter and THEY had babies.
THEN we'd have some GW babies for sure.
I seriously lol'ed. I'm also amazed at the staggering amount of GW'ers who are procreating. We should have our own member group.
Anyway, congrats on the new baby! He is absolutely adorable and it's always wonderful to hear that another new life has graced our world in excellent health. I love the Zelda jumper and I need to know where it came from and whether or not something similar can be done in toddler sizes.
And yeah, hormones are horrible, especially during the later months of pregnancy and the first months afterwards. After Autumn was born I spent three months as a sleep-deprived hormonally-fuelled nutjob. If my husband even looked at me cross-eyed I had to fight the urge to kick him in the nuts.
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I love the Zelda jumper and I need to know where it came from and whether or not something similar can be done in toddler sizes.
It's amazing what you can do with a good quality iron-on t-shirt transfer and a blank onesie. I Marioed-up his diaper bag and also made him jumpers featuring each of the Final Fantasy 2 job classes.
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It's amazing what you can do with a good quality iron-on t-shirt transfer and a blank onesie. I Marioed-up his diaper bag and also made him jumpers featuring each of the Final Fantasy 2 job classes.
I'm glad you're not my dad.
Congratulations on having a child and then being able to ruin his life for the next 18 years (as dads often do).
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Congratulations on having a child and then being able to ruin his life for the next 18 years (as dads often do).
are you ok :(?
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dude, sweet! you made a baby! congratulations~! :D your little Lucas is so adorable. good choice for a name, by the way. what's his middle name? anyway, i'm sure life is going to be really hard for a while, but things will settle down eventually and then you'll be able to have a great time caring for your new son. :3 good luck with dealing with your wife for the next few months, haha. but be grateful. her anger will be understandable, you know? well, congrats man. be sure to raise him to be a TRUE GAMER(tm) and don't let him turn out to be a shut-in with an online Japanese girlfriend who debates awkwardly about jokes or anything like that. oh but also, just wondering, are you planning on having more kids or just Lucas?
p.s. i second the motion of arranging his marriage with mamamack's daughter. xD
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Ugh as long as he doesn't spam PK Fire [/gay ssbb humor]
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His name is Lucas Dee. I shall withhold his last name for security purposes. Dee is my middle name, as well as my father's and my grandfather's, so yeah.
Ya know, it wasn't until after we chose the name that we started to see a lot of nerdy parallels. SSBB came out, and there was a Lucas there. I realized that the man who created Star Wars is called George Lucas. Shorten Lucas, and you have Luke, or Luc, which of course parallels with Luke Skywalker or Jean Luc Picard. None of these were the original inspirations for the name. The original inspiration was Biblical in origin. The gospel of Luke.
And yeah, hormones are horrible, especially during the later months of pregnancy and the first months afterwards. After Autumn was born I spent three months as a sleep-deprived hormonally-fuelled nutjob. If my husband even looked at me cross-eyed I had to fight the urge to kick him in the nuts.
I hope you didn't. But you know where I'm coming from. Sometimes it's hard to tell if she is genuinely angry, or just hormonally angry. I think I'm starting to be able to figure out the difference. With hormonally angry, I can usually just give her a spontaneous hug, and she bursts into tears then feels better.
I'm glad you're not my dad.
Congratulations on having a child and then being able to ruin his life for the next 18 years (as dads often do).
:mellow: Ya OK there? I can take you fishing if you want. We'll talk about it.
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Awesome!
Congrats. You should give him a shoe-phone plushy.
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AWWW!! Babies are an exciting part of life that is full of joy and fear. Since you have a son you have much less to worry about (they tend to listen to what mom and dad have to say during the early years, girls... not so much)
I didn't realize there were so many people having babies here now?
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Happy birthday Bondo
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you just want to put your 'probe' up the childs botton
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Happy Birthday Bondo
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Yea happy birthday, quite close to your son's
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Yay! My wife is making Brownies for my birthday.
His original due date was on my birthday, actually. It wasn't until the first ultrasound when they measured him that they pushed it back two weeks.
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"happy birthday honey here's a baby"
"the... best birthday gift of all..."