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Title: An Old Loser Returns
Post by: Sir on August 17, 2008, 04:47:29 am
S'right. I decided to drop in and see what I've been missing since my plight as a role play moderator ended in miserable failure thanks to a dying role play board so long ago. This old cat writes some better stories for underground readers lately.  (Smut up until now, thanks to GO1-B)

I suppose my return to Gaming World, my former teenage angst writing refuge, was inevitable. Mind, I am more flippant and rude these days, my dears, and a fair lot less "holy" than I once was as a newbie/flamer/virgin. With any luck, my old pals will make this a fun thread indeed, and it will see the Crap Shack Express before the week is through, once it becomes a spam and sausage fest. What I miss oh so dearly is the joy of a decent bullshitting session. Amuse me. I'm in Iraq and bored senseless, separated from wine, woman and song.
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Post by: GZ on August 17, 2008, 04:59:41 am
hello

welcome back to gaming worlder
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Post by: ase on August 17, 2008, 05:05:09 am
whoah  you are in iraq and BORED SENSELESS!!

im going to call up pres. bush and tell him there's nothing left to do. thank you for this valuable info.

welcome to gw. may all of your posts be typed by fingers stained with Iraqi blood
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Post by: Sir on August 17, 2008, 05:16:28 am
Stained with ink, actually. My personal opinion always makes it hard to not wonder why I'm here. Damn my individuality. But yes, you are welcome, my simian-avatar friend, to tell Pres. Bush with the warmest sincerity and congeniality as you would a lifelong friend... GET US THE F@$# OUT OF HERE, YOU'RE SPOILING IRAQ AT THIS POINT.

Opinion, mind. Even if the majority shares it.
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Post by: HL on August 17, 2008, 05:50:01 am
Whoah a former mod...before my time too but I know who you are heh.

Welcome back. :fogetsmile:
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Post by: ThugTears666 on August 17, 2008, 06:18:49 am
Woah I remember you Sir. Just in time for gw6 heh

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Post by: Sludgelord on August 17, 2008, 06:23:18 am
Sweet, it's Sir. Weren't you a furry?
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Post by: jamie on August 17, 2008, 02:17:46 pm
Salutations, Sirrah!

I vaguely recall your former presence on these forums. I expect you shant remember me, being as I was, in common parlance, a noob at the time. Nevertheless I greet your reappearance with great fanfare and celebration. Welcome home!
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Post by: DS on August 17, 2008, 02:36:25 pm
wb sir
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Post by: UPRC on August 17, 2008, 02:59:59 pm
Howdy Sir!
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Post by: Jayce on August 17, 2008, 03:31:19 pm
There's something about you that freaks me out, Sir...
You like... I dunno...
You remind me of one of those people that constantly licks their lips and looks at you suggestively when they are just talking to you in a normal conversation, I don't know how I'm getting that impression from just the way you type, but I am and it scares me...

Nonetheless, welcome back, I was a bit after your time so you won't know a thing about me, heh.
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Post by: XxSylverxX on August 17, 2008, 03:45:05 pm
welcome back sir!
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Post by: ATARI on August 17, 2008, 03:46:15 pm
howdy sir can i take your order sir
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Post by: local_dunce on August 17, 2008, 04:06:49 pm
AHAHAHAHAH SIR! YOU ARE THE BEST GUY. You should post some of your smut stories.
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Post by: esp on August 17, 2008, 04:35:24 pm
ugh ... wb...
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Post by: Pasty on August 17, 2008, 05:18:12 pm
i don't remember you ever but cool!

do not buy ten fake rolex watches and try to take them out of the country they will not let you.  especially if you wear them on just one arm and when customs asks, you tell them they're set to different time zones.
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Post by: Summoner on August 17, 2008, 05:19:00 pm
welcome back sir, I do indeed remember.  Maybe one day soon I'll see you in Iraq, because all things considering I may just get sent there myself someday.
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Post by: Kaworu on August 17, 2008, 06:22:50 pm
now all we need is magicbush to return and announce he's grown up...

Welcome back Sir!
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Post by: DS on August 17, 2008, 08:11:58 pm
now all we need is magicbush to return and announce he's grown up...

Welcome back Sir!
http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=2455.0

heh... learn your gw's
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Post by: Kaworu on August 17, 2008, 08:30:11 pm
Hey that was during the 4 months I had left GW forever, how'd you expect me to know that?
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Post by: headphonics on August 18, 2008, 12:31:54 am
well well wellp
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Post by: headphonics on August 18, 2008, 12:32:33 am
sir do you still..... long to feel the juice run down yourchin??
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Post by: Sir on August 18, 2008, 03:25:08 am
Wow, so many replies. So many personalities! This is coming back home, truly. I do appreciate all the love and attention, and especially the fear of my perversion, thank you very much Carius. I am one of Stephen Fry's greatest fans, if you know what I mean. :naughty:

As for the random reference to me being cool because I'm a former mod, my advice to offer to all encountering me in that style of adoration is to proceed with noob-like caution, as fanaticism will earn you nothing but a bruised posterior and the inability to walk straight. Mind, one person did ask if I was a furry. Funny they should ask, seeing as I am a fan of the evil things. Always have been.

Its great to see Dragonslayer and Summoner still around. I extend the warmest salutations and forceful man hugs to them.

Now, one or more of you did mention the posting of smut... I would normally not even be shy about that, but there are rules where I am stationed and possibly on these forums which will make it difficult. Still, we'll see what I can do in November when I have a hotel room for a little R & R and I am not too busy trying to get every living thing in sight into said hotel room with me.

Last but certainly not least, I am proud to say I have hit manhood and surpassed it to *manliness* to pass the time. I was a complete dweeb, and now I smoke, drink and pursue a particular category of loose relationships. Yes, all at once. Its known as multi-tasking. :gwa:
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Post by: ThugTears666 on August 18, 2008, 04:47:52 am
So are you a furry?
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Post by: Sir on August 18, 2008, 04:56:28 am
So are you a furry?

Oh, am I an anthropomorphic? Why, I fancy myself as one. A lion, perhaps. Why do you ask? Are you looking for something to cuddle? Am I pushing the right button for you, my friend?
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Post by: HL on August 18, 2008, 05:01:12 am
My fursona is an apache helicopter that flies over a broken case of Street Fighter: The Movie, wanna make out?? (or as we call it furout...heh...)
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Post by: Jeff on August 18, 2008, 06:05:31 am
SIR!!! Man it has been some time.
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Post by: Sir on August 18, 2008, 06:29:13 am
My fursona is an apache helicopter that flies over a broken case of Street Fighter: The Movie, wanna make out?? (or as we call it furout...heh...)

P-please... no... make it stop! Ahhahahahahhh! Can't stop laughing... Seriously, the whole Internet Cafe stared at me like I've gone mad. They should know better, surely they know I am mad by that look in my eyes.

Howdiddlyhodiroony, Jeff. Some time, yes. Some waffles? Please.
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Post by: dada on August 18, 2008, 06:54:54 am
What do you think of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy? Does it bother you?
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Post by: Sir on August 18, 2008, 07:32:17 am
It only bothers me because there isn't a policy that weeds out people who like to tell annoying gay jokes endlessly for eight hours while on guard duty, and not rightfully accuse said person of being a closed-minded bigot. It seems I can't even tell that I at the very least don't condone homosexuality without being targeted by immature sociopaths who monger rumors and could threaten my job.
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Post by: Shinan on August 18, 2008, 08:11:07 am
Haha Sir! You old loser! I never thought you'd make it back. Though I guess they all do eventually if only for a little while.
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Post by: Sir on August 18, 2008, 09:02:51 am
Hey, Shinan! Fancy that, you're still here. This return might just be permanent.

A friend of mine is sending me a copy of RPG Maker XP and some MIDI composing software in the mail. I foresee the coming year of boredom while deployed becoming a project.
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Post by: dada on August 18, 2008, 09:20:04 am
Are you going to vote for the "military candidate"? Do you think many of your comrades will?
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Post by: Sir on August 18, 2008, 09:28:51 am
... Personally, I don't like any of the candidates. I never chose them. As for fellow soldiers, they might be voting for a kitten for all I know.
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Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on August 19, 2008, 03:49:26 am
Now, one or more of you did mention the posting of smut... I would normally not even be shy about that, but there are rules.... on these forums

Nope. Just put a disclaimer in the topic title or in the hide tags and you are good to go.

And wb~
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Post by: Sir on August 21, 2008, 04:06:11 am
Nope. Just put a disclaimer in the topic title or in the hide tags and you are good to go.

And wb~

Praise the heathen Gods. You can expect my latest slash story to premiere in November. Now, if my girlfriend will only send the MIDI software and a copy of some version or other of RPGMaker, I can blow time making a game to show of in September '09. That should keep me somewhat saner than now.
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Post by: local_dunce on August 21, 2008, 10:09:26 am
Yeah it's okay, I'm an admin. You can post as much smut as you like.
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Post by: Lars on August 21, 2008, 10:34:51 am
Well jolly good day to you, Sir.
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Post by: Tau on August 21, 2008, 05:50:16 pm
For the single reason your name is Sir I have been using an English accent when reading your posts. Not a very good one either as the New Zealand accent is pretty awful in general. Welcome back though.. Will you be making a "Bored in Iraq" game instead of the typical rap video?
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Post by: Sir on August 22, 2008, 03:31:14 am
Typical rap video? Can you imagine some one trained to use a Northland British accent rapping? You ask yourself if they resemble a hare. As for the game in question, it will be inspired by the foibles, follies and ultimate reality of military service. Most people who have served or know people who have served will get it right off the bat. Others may need to squint through the parodies and metaphors. It won't be a totally serious game, but it will have morals and possibly a dark side. I've ever been the avid reader and writer, and in due time I intend to outline after I've fallen back into the easier to digest community of GamingW, where my insolent pride is permitted to flourish, where as others, it is not.

As for the New Zealand accent, its not so bad to me. Frankly, I can't even figure it out. But once you've grown up around people with the dread "redneck" accent, anything else is far better.
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Post by: Ragnar on August 22, 2008, 03:06:54 pm
So when you're hungry are you all like "My stomach's growling heheheh"


Also your posts make me feel like I've stepped into an alternate universe
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Post by: Sir on August 23, 2008, 03:53:56 pm
I've no idea what you're smoking, Ragnar, but I've a feeling its nothing military personnel could get away with.

As for feeling you are in an alternate universe, imagine what it is like to be in the armpit of the world and living the same day every time you wake up. (See Groundhog Day, 1993, starring Bill Murray) Now add: Alcohol and pornography are suddenly illegal for over a year, and you can't download or upload anything, or play online games for over a year, and you work twelve hours a day, seven days a week with no real days off. You also still have training exercises to attend. Thats more stress than actual combat can create. Now, stack the occasional two weeks of guard duty, in which you have no sleep whatsoever because some one got the bright idea to make the schedule split into each soldier working two alternate shifts per day so they can't do anything but eat, guard, and fail to sleep for fourteen days.

Frankly, in order to escape the stress, I catch myself becoming borderline autistic. I daydream and attempt to be antisocial, seeing as some of my comrades have made it their life goal to be annoying pricks and I really don't want to be in the same universe, much less room with them. If what I type starts getting trippy and you see a psychedelic display of kaleidoscopic effects, do let me know. We can blame the Army for inventing my personal by-product of stress, "Written LSD."
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on August 23, 2008, 09:05:39 pm
oh sir!!!
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Post by: Farren on August 23, 2008, 09:57:43 pm
well you should've thought of that before you joined mister although I totally get what you mean on this part:

to be in the armpit of the world and living the same day every time you wake up. and you work twelve hours a day, seven days a week with no real days off


the yellow sea smells like piss though not armpits
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Post by: Barack Obama on August 25, 2008, 03:31:48 am
this is probably one of the gayest posts ive ever read bro, but wb anyway
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Post by: Sir on August 26, 2008, 04:49:16 pm
this is probably one of the gayest posts ive ever read bro, but wb anyway

Gay? No asking or telling for 3+ years for me. Pity...
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Post by: Barack Obama on August 27, 2008, 09:55:30 am
Gay? No asking or telling for 3+ years for me. Pity...
just joshin ya NEwayz


keep it real 1998 and beyond~