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General Category => General Talk => Topic started by: TFT on September 05, 2008, 03:40:17 am
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Alright, so I went to go hang out with my brother today and we decided to go laptop shopping at Staples. We end up buying one and decide to pick it up tomorrow. We decide to cruise to the next store which is Wal-Mart. And I enjoy loitering in Wal-Mart. So we go in and cruise to the weights department and pretend we're buff.
Now, I'm a pretty skinny hipster/scene guy and my brother is built well enough. And we're just chillin' and this huge 6'1 dude slides by us and asks me if I'm 18. I wasn't really in a good mood, and quite frankly I'm really dicky sometimes and I've had relationship issues with this girl I'm seeing. Anyway, I told him "Yeah, but what is it to you?" And he asks me if I'll buy him cigarettes. I told him I would if he gave me 5 bucks and the dude goes off. It's hilarious because he said something along the lines of "You aren't a decent human being" At that point I tell him to go suck a row of dicks. And I thought that would be the end of it.
So we leave and we turn around the aisle. It happened so fast, the dude grabs my shoulder and spins me around and says like "Welcome to America mother fucker" and he just decks me in the face. I was pretty shocked and my brother sort of jumps in and pushes him against the wall and starts uppercutting him in an ark, because we're short. I kind of recover and start punching him in the stomach so we're sort of double teaming. I was trying to take the dudes wallet at the same time. But, it was really fucking weird getting my ass kicked in a Wal Mart kids aisle.
The dude ends up stumbling out and we're just shocked and we started to laugh because it was just so weird that someone would beat your ass over cigarettes. Unfortunately the dude end up bailing and the cops couldn't find him. I doubt they will, but I'm not REALLY bothered by it.
I dunno man, has this ever happened to you guys? I mean we all get in fights but has it ever been over a really WEIRD and utterly trivial thing? I just have weird luck people love to approach me for some reason.
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why were you trying to get his wallet
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did you really say "go suck a row of dicks" or was it something else
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why were you trying to get his wallet
Well dude, if I'm going to get my ass kicked I might as well try to rob his ass. Ase, yeah dude I don't know, I thought it sounded good at the time : (
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Welcome to America mother fucker
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Well dude, if I'm going to get my ass kicked I might as well try to rob his ass. Ase, yeah dude I don't know, I thought it sounded good at the time : (
youre a scumbag man
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Welcome to America mother fucker
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Really? If some dickhead came up and tried to beat my ass for some trivial reason, I'd do whatever I could to make him regret his decision (AKA steal his wallet). You guys act like you wouldn't but you would. You'd jump at the chance, all of you.
PS: Welcome to America mother fucker
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Wow... I work at a Wal-Mart, and I have never seen anything like this. Then again most of the problem we have are jerks that have an employee bag up fish, and then leaving them in the freezer. (you know, the pet fish)
The worst thing we had was a bomb threat, which an ex-employee called in to scare away the customers so he could come in and shoot up the place, and I was supposed to work that day too...
Never had any fights that went beyond getting verbally abused.
Also, Welcome to America Mother Fucker
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Welcome to America Mother Fucker.
Hur, am I cool yet? -.-
No, I can honestly say that I have never told some fourth whit who asked me to buy something for them to "go suck a row of dicks".
The closest I've ever had happen was for some teenage girl to ask me if I would buy her some white out; a simple no sufficed. She didn't spin me around and roundhouse kick me, or punch me in the nut sack. Sorry, it's not a very good story.
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Wonder why the hell he thought it was a good idea to pick a fight with the guys who hang around the weights department at walmart. You should've done us all a favor and kicked him in the balls, just so he doesn't pass his dumbass genes on to the next generation.
Haah, yeah, Walmart is full of really stupid people. My stepmom works there, and she catches loads of people trying to shoplift, or take items into the bathroom (security hides right around the corner). There was one really weird guy who was harassing all the women there -- fucker followed my stepmom home and was SITTING AROUND ON OUR PORCH, and LOOKING INSIDE OUR WINDOW. Dad brought out a hatchet and told him to go away. Thankfully he did, otherwise we would've called the cops. And then you get the idiot kids who like to light fires in the storage parking lot behind McDonalds (connected to the Wal Mart). Ugh.
Y'know, I thought my city was relatively safe. Not anymore. I blame walmart.
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go climb a wall of dicks would have been better
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Seriously...this made me LMAO!!! :fogetlaugh:
Welcome to America! MF!!! Wow...and over such a stupid thing, geez...
I'm a very peaceful type of guy, I will try to stay out of a fight by any means possible, I suppose if someone hit me, I would fight back. But wow...some people are just morons.
Hopefully you didn't get beaten up too badly. :gwa:
(Why did you want to take his wallet?) :fogetnah:
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Really? If some dickhead came up and tried to beat my ass for some trivial reason, I'd do whatever I could to make him regret his decision (AKA steal his wallet). You guys act like you wouldn't but you would. You'd jump at the chance, all of you.
PS: Welcome to America mother fucker
not at all. beating the shit out of someone is a misdemeanor and even if they press charges the judge will probably throw the case out if both of you fought over bullshit and you'll pay maybe a 50$ court fine or something.
robbing someone? yeah, that's a whole new can of beans. if you have something on you that's classified as a weapon (hell, a pocket knife or even a pencil or screwdriver if you live in a particularly liberal state) you can get charged with armed assault.
no one has tried to fight me randomly because i'm about as wide as i am tall but yeah i'd probably bust your lip fast TFT ON PRINCIPLE because you describe yourself as a hipster. i also have a concealed weapon permit so if shit goes down...
there was this one time some iranian guy i used to work with in a pizza shop during my highschool days fought me. the dude was half my sized and he comes charging in the kitchen like a mad bull. i wanted him to hit me first so i just stuck my nose out. he punched me right in the eye (weak ass shot didn't even bruise) and i wailed on his ass. 10 seconds and he was out cold.
lucky for me the fryer wasn't on because i seriously had thoughts about dunking his head in there. had the fight happened earlier that day you guys would never know me.
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happy birthday mog
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I bet the guy came from this forum and was seeking revenge over something you did once in the past... making fun of his game etc.
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We should make summaries of threads in smiley form more often
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Lol.
Maybe...it was ME!!! :shady:
(Nah...TFT is awesomness...he would NEVER hate on my games...would he?)
(I orginally had Lush in ARENA! *Trying to suck up*) :laugh:
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anyone who describes themselves as a scene/hipster guy probably needs a good jab in the face imo
Welcome to America mother fucker
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IT WAS LEGION
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please someone film this scene the dialogue is amazing
"welcome to america, mother fucker"
"GO SUCK A ROW OF DICKS"
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please someone film this scene the dialogue is amazing
"welcome to america, mother fucker"
"GO SUCK A ROW OF DICKS"
Other way around, Velfarre.
TFT you didn't actually get your ass kicked, you actually kicked that guys ass. Very misleading topic title imho :fogetnah:
if you have something on you that's classified as a weapon (hell, a pocket knife or even a pencil or screwdriver if you live in a particularly liberal state) you can get charged with armed assault.
What the hell? Would that mean any school student who gets in a fight would be chargable with armed assault? That's just bullshit
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Welcome to America mother fucker
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Other way around, Velfarre.
it was more supposed to be a list but yeah it did go the other way
although films are never like the original so in the film version two dudes are staring at each other and one pulls out a gun and goes "Welcome to America, mother fucker" and shoots, but TFT catches the bullet in his teeth and spits it out, then looks at him grinning. TFT quietly says "go suck a row of dicks" and swings his leg up to kick the other dude's head, as you get a short glimpse of the guy's horrified face as he realizes he messed with the wrong hipster
your brother gets cut out of the film to the dismay of everyone
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Well dude, if I'm going to get my ass kicked I might as well try to rob his ass. Ase, yeah dude I don't know, I thought it sounded good at the time : (
If you're in a fight you think you can't win, you don't want it to be for nothing!
But yeah, I thought you got like, FUCKED UP based on the thread title, but it sounds like you and your brother handled yourselves well.
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I reckon you would only say "Welcome to America" if you were racist and beating up a foreigner liar liar pants on fire :woop:
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This is like the time you got your ass kicked by a girl in middle school and told a story about it in health class for a passing grade.
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What the hell? Would that mean any school student who gets in a fight would be chargable with armed assault? That's just bullshit
If you pull it out of your pocket and wield it or threaten them with it then yeah. I know it sounds stupid but columbine has basically made every judge in the country crack down on violence involving youngsters. If someone is willing to press charges and their lawyer is good enough they can pretty much throw the book at you.
But America isn't the only country like this. In Turkey robbery is a pretty light crime equal to maybe a day in jail and a fine but bringing a weapon, even having a weapon on you during a mugging or robbery, and you'll be tossed in jail with the key thrown away. It's kind of weird imagining someone walking into a convenience store, pointing their finger at you and saying "gimme all your cash" but if the same guy threatens you with anything considered a weapon that's hard time right there.
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Welp, this is an interesting story to say the least. I thought it was just a made up story, but Im starting to believe you.
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you should have caught his hand and flicked your wrist upwards, flipping him sideways
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If I was there I would've helped you get his money, I'd get half of course.
TFT doesnt have an ass -fact
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you should have caught his hand and flicked your wrist upwards, flipping him sideways
ahaha yes why didnt i think of this response
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I don't get in fights very often but I almost kicked a 50 something year old man's ass the other day for ratting me out and telling the bartender I'm underage when I tried to by my shipmate a drink and then the motherfucker had the nerve to try to give me some of another guy's pitcher right infront of the bartender.
Luckily I didn't know that he ratted me out until the next day when someone told me about it or I would have knocked his fat ass right off of the stool he was sitting on.
But I don't think you got your ASS BEAT TFT, you just got sucker punched. I think the other dude got his ass beat since you two were double teaming him.
I also found out today that one of the dudes that works at this school is a special Olympic weightlifting gold medalist and now I want to have a boxing match because it would be pretty funny (he would kick my ass pretty bad). The guy is hilarious and cool as shit but he's got down syndrome so I think if I ask him an algebra problem or something in the middle of the fight and sucker punch the shit out of him I might win.
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Maybe he knew you would refuse to buy the cigarettes...you know, so that he would have the chance to use that golden line (that we'll all be quoting now when we want kick someone's ass):
Welcome to America mother fucker!
You know, he might have been thinking that one up the whole night - he needed to use it. A skinny hipster/scene guy was the perfect victim...but you ruined his moment. Now what will he tell his boys!? You ruined it, TFT! You killed it! Also, I seriously thought you got your ass kicked...you have ruined my day now...
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I don't get in fights very often but I almost kicked a 50 something year old man's ass the other day for ratting me out and telling the bartender I'm underage when I tried to by my shipmate a drink and then the motherfucker had the nerve to try to give me some of another guy's pitcher right infront of the bartender.
there should be a law that sailors drink at any age. the open sea and beer go together and anyone who thinks otherwise isn't american!
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Marcus: I think otherwise, man.
Harry Manback: But you weren't really gonna go through with kicking his ass, were you?
TFT: I just realised this...I don't know if you did it on purpose or not - but naming the thread TFT gets his ass kicked was genius...so whoever posts last, the thread title reads..."TFT gets his ass kicked" by Wina (or whoever posts last).
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you should have caught his hand and flicked your wrist upwards, flipping him sideways
hahaha holy shit i'd forgotten this
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Harry Manback: But you weren't really gonna go through with kicking his ass, were you?
Actually I've been waiting for the past two days for him to say anything to me at all, friendly or not to fucking snap on him. The guy is a rotten piece of shit, one of the vilest people I've ever met in my entire life and I think I'd be doing anyone who has ever met him a favor for punching his dentures in.
But, like I said I don't like fighting and he's yet to say anything to me. I've known the guy for like two years (not around him willingly) and he seriously makes me sick to my stomach when I'm anywhere near him.
Thats how much I want to beat his ass but I'm going to try to refrain from doing it because
1) I'll get kicked out of school and I'll have to wait a month to come back
2) He's old and fat and it would be pretty sad
there should be a law that sailors drink at any age. the open sea and beer go together and anyone who thinks otherwise isn't american!
I know and I usually do, the bartender told me that too but the fat fuck would've probably have gotten her fired so I just left.
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I have never been to a Walmart. This was a pretty good story, I'm going to check one out today.
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Yeah you didn't get your ass kicked...you got punched then double-teamed a guy, constantly punching him while trying to steal his wallet. And there's like 5 people plus you saying "I'd do it if I didn't think I'd win the fight"...
What the fuck? You were DOUBLE TEAMING a dude and punching the shit out of him. How would you not win it? That's pretty low. Also this story sounds ridiculous. I don't really believe it so w/e.
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I have never been to a Walmart. This was a pretty good story, I'm going to check one out today.
virginia has the best walmarts. fucking 12 in the morning and you have all sorts of white trash and wanna-be-gangsters hanging out, drinking forties, chatting about rifles and fighting.
What the fuck? You were DOUBLE TEAMING a dude and punching the shit out of him. How would you not win it? That's pretty low. Also this story sounds ridiculous. I don't really believe it so w/e.
man i take on 40 chumps a day with my arm tied behind my back. hell i'm going to go out right now to the 7/11 and start wailing on kids.
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Weird shit happens in NoCal, buddy.
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"Welcome to America Mother fucker"?
I can't even see this happening in real life. The line is so surreal, it belongs only in a movie....
But seriously, do you think he punched you for not buying him the cigarettes, or is it the way you treated him because I don't understand how this guy thinks a random person would buy him cigarettes?
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go climb a wall of dicks would have been better
Brilliant mental imagery.
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"Welcome to America mother fucker"
Haha I love that. Haven't been in a fight since lower grade school (dunno what ya call it), but reading
this makes me wanna visit US again and get my ass kicked as well. You should check if the walmart
guys have cameras there, steal that tape and post it here. Too bad you couldn't get his wallet, lol.
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I know they took video because it was on camera and stuff. Is there any way I could get a copy of it? I'll post it if I can because a lot of people from GW want to see me take a shot to the face.
Weird shit happens in NoCal, buddy.
Yeah, YDS and I live in NorCal so this is pretty standard.
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I know they took video because it was on camera and stuff. Is there any way I could get a copy of it? I'll post it if I can because a lot of people from GW want to see me take a shot to the face.
Yeah, YDS and I live in NorCal so this is pretty standard.
Well I'm pretty sure they just won't let you have it by asking. Hmm.. you could tell 'em you want it to show
the cops or something and if you don't, you'll SUE 'EM ALL. I've heard it's easy to sue stuff in America
so that might actually work :P
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I know they took video because it was on camera and stuff. Is there any way I could get a copy of it? I'll post it if I can because a lot of people from GW want to see me take a shot to the face.
I'm not saying I would love to see you take a shot to the face...but if the said video was up...and I accidentally clicked on play...I know I wouldn't look away. You also need to point out the bit the "Welcome to America mother fucker" line was used. Man, try everything to get that video!
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Get the video or die.
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you should have caught his hand and flicked your wrist upwards, flipping him sideways
this is offtopic but i had to post this because i love it:
A kid called Aaron threw a rock at my head. For no reason. So I threw one back, then Aaron went apeshit at me and got me in a grapple.
NOTE: You should know right about now I don't take shit from any body.
Anyway, we were in a grapple and he was trying to kick me in the nuts. But I wouldn't let him. Anyway, after about 10 seconds of that I just said "Aaron this is how it's done..." Then kicked him straight in the nuts. For about the next minute and a half he was just standing there going "MY BALLS!" Anyway I walked off and then a while later, a mob of about 30 people came running down the hill and circled me. I was just like "HOLY FUCK!" and I started running. I had the mob chase me for about three laps of the school. By the time I had done it about three times there were about four people left, the rest were tired out or had given up.
Anyway I beat the shit out of them all. Methods used:
-Catching kicks and flicking your hand upwards (thus flipping them sideways)*
-Punching in the face
-Slamming head on wall
-Kicking in shins, then elbowing in head
And you know something? I didn't even get suspended because I just told the teacher "Hey it was self defense!!" then I just walked out of the office.
*Last year I was going to shoot an action movie with my friend Dean. The Matrix inspired us here, that's where move number one came from. Plus, we were on concrete, and landing on your back on concrete really hurts.
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after catching kicks and flicking your hand upwards (thus flipping them sideways) you should've smashed up a juice bar
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oh man i had forgotten about that story until just now
i like that out of 30 people, only about 4 could run three laps around a school
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oh man i had forgotten about that story until just now
i like that out of 30 people, only about 4 could run three laps around a school
Running a lap around my school is actually the punishment for jaywalking on the surrounding streets. It's a big school!
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that was a serious post right?
who did that
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that was a serious post right?
who did that
if it was twinfoxtails then i don't believe that either hahahah
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that was a serious post right?
who did that
pretty sure it was a guy named RPG Sharx or something along those lines
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where is he, we need to get him back here. Now.
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hey tft you just sound like a real asshole. i'm letting you know cos of that story, i don't like you. you should try to be a better person. the guy who punched you was right.
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i think RPG Sharx or something posted that originally.
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i think most gw'ers have posted a I GOT IN A FIGHT topic.
2002 i told the story of how i beat up some dudes at subway and ran away from officer sparky west side story style with fence hopping and gate crashing.
it was based on a true story: i was chased by the authorities (an obese rent-a-cop with a flashlight) and i did punch a guy (crackhead asking for money).
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anyone who describes themselves as a scene/hipster guy probably needs a good jab in the face imo
Welcome to America mother fucker
word that's like saying "I got to great lengths to dress and act like a little pussy"
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Dude, that's so weird. I was in a Walmart the other day and asked this guy to buy me cigarettes the other day, too! He was a total dick about it, so I jacked him in the face.
Showed that mother fucker what America's all about.
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I don't think getting punched in the face equates to getting your ass kicked. Have you ever been in an actual fight, TFT?
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hey bro lets go hang out at walmart
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theres a blue light special on skinny jeans but first lets pretend to do some reps spot me on this one im gonna try and put up the bar
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I love this.. Who the fuck says that before starting a fight?
This reminds me of when these mongrel mob guys trashed some dudes car cause the guy inside had a blue bandana on. chucked a hammer at the guys head afterwards and burnt the bandana. Then my mates huge ass cousin threw his cigarette at the guys and walked straight up to them and they just fucked off.
Also the guy who's car got smashed was pretty gutted afterwards.
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I don't think getting punched in the face equates to getting your ass kicked. Have you ever been in an actual fight, TFT?
Mog shut the fuck up it's a title, a headlineif you will. It'stocatch attention.
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theres a blue light special on skinny jeans but first lets pretend to do some reps spot me on this one im gonna try and put up the bar
This is really accurate : (
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This is really *stereotypical and completely accurate : (
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Don't be fooled. This is how dudes in California fight:
:gay:
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anyone who describes themselves as a scene/hipster guy probably needs a good jab in the face imo
Welcome to America mother fucker