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Title: Hello Gentlies and Ladymen!
Post by: Nigel on September 12, 2008, 06:25:07 pm
Tis I, Nigel, the prophesied Lord of the Seas, come to lead you all to glory and mashed potatoes, though no guarantees in which order. Goodbye for now, new friends! May your days be filled with savvy womenfolk and your nights be awash with delicious watermelons!
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Post by: big ass skelly on September 12, 2008, 06:38:46 pm
What's up my nigel
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Post by: goldenratio on September 12, 2008, 08:35:17 pm
Don't mind "Mark", he's the local forum nigel.
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Post by: Carrion Crow on September 12, 2008, 10:28:26 pm
I have a damn sexy voice. GR said so.
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Post by: goldenratio on September 13, 2008, 12:48:19 am
its true Nigel im considering turning homosexual just so i can be sexually attracted to his voice as opposed to right now where i have to love it like a brother. Nigel, buddy, enjoy gaming world. crumply, ill see you around :fogetnaughty:
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Post by: local_dunce on September 13, 2008, 01:46:57 am
#NIGREL
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Post by: ThugTears666 on September 13, 2008, 08:57:08 am
randomness lol

sup mayn
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Post by: DoctorEars on September 13, 2008, 09:08:16 am
What the fuck? So much concentrated randomness.

Anyways, suppage Nigel. Have a good time, whilst you are here.
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Post by: Tau on September 13, 2008, 11:06:23 am
I like to live life on the fast lane. See I'm posting in a welcome topic without welcome said member. Don't try this at home ladymen!
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Post by: Nigel on September 13, 2008, 05:20:35 pm
Well, I'm set now. You are all invited to my third birthday party. there will be cake and chariots. I have a live band performing with appearances by bach, elvis and frank sinatra
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Post by: cowardknower on September 13, 2008, 05:34:52 pm
You are lying.  You are a liar.
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Post by: Death Gulp on September 13, 2008, 06:26:05 pm
dont man, dont : (
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Post by: Nigel on September 13, 2008, 06:29:53 pm
Damnation, I've been foiled!
I admit that frank sinatra will not be attending, as he has a prior engagement. sincerest apologies to you all
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Post by: esiann on September 13, 2008, 08:10:49 pm
hi nigel, hope you enjoy your stay
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Post by: Death Gulp on September 13, 2008, 11:52:22 pm
frank or gtfo buddy
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Post by: cowardknower on September 14, 2008, 12:35:41 am
Nigel is friends with my friends.  And the friend of my friend is my friend.
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Post by: Nigel on September 14, 2008, 02:54:39 am
neat. i was never friends with a corchfiled before. i can get frank sinatra jr, but he's kinda a jackass. i could always get frank castle? kudos to people who understand that
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Post by: goldenratio on September 14, 2008, 04:17:48 am
Can an admin lock this topic please?
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Post by: Nigel on September 14, 2008, 01:24:36 pm
i have no idea what locking a topic means. can one of you gentlies help me out?
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Post by: Death Gulp on September 14, 2008, 04:25:09 pm
so you cant post anymore cause you ruined it
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Post by: goldenratio on September 14, 2008, 05:08:37 pm
Don't mind Cyborgasm, he's the local "forum troll." Welcome to the Center for Gaming Aficionados, enjoy your stay!
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Post by: AdderallApocalypse on September 14, 2008, 05:51:39 pm
Nigel, as in the day from "The Wild Thornberries"?
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Post by: cowardknower on September 14, 2008, 07:21:22 pm
As in the barbarian from Sourcery?
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Post by: Ralph on September 14, 2008, 07:38:19 pm
As in Nigel?
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Post by: Nigel on September 14, 2008, 07:45:02 pm
I'd like to think I'm at least a little more competent than Nigel the Barbarian. As yet my ceilings have remained sword-free. And I don't run some stupid Urwin-esque nature show? Nigel's just what people call me because I'm a British guy and that's pretty much the most English (Englishest? Englest?) name ever.
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Post by: Carrion Crow on September 14, 2008, 08:49:32 pm
Nigel you should post somewhere outside welcomes and farewells!
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Post by: Bill Murray on September 14, 2008, 10:43:26 pm
you know what they say about nigels...
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Post by: The Magi on September 15, 2008, 12:54:51 am
so nigel whos gimmick account are you
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Post by: Farren on September 15, 2008, 03:33:45 am
I don't know but I sure am fucking sick of these stupid "joke" accounts with their terrible gimmicks
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Post by: cowardknower on September 15, 2008, 05:09:20 am
Nigel, you broke my heart.  Fuck you.
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Post by: DoctorEars on September 15, 2008, 05:41:54 am
Jeez Nigel, only just signed up to GW and already broken Couch's heart. Fuck sakes.
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Post by: Nigel on September 15, 2008, 02:35:44 pm
I apologize for breaking your heart? this isn't a gimmick account. I'm a RL friend of paragon and murex brandaris who they finally convinced to join.
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Post by: goldenratio on September 15, 2008, 05:11:56 pm
unfortunately for you we hate them so gtfo lol jk no seriously gtfo
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Post by: Wina on September 15, 2008, 05:31:34 pm
like goldenratio said...gtfo...oh, welcome to GW...hope you enjoy your stay!
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Post by: Bonehead on September 15, 2008, 06:52:28 pm
Welcome to GW.

I heard Nigel was a puddlephile. You guys should ban him.
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Post by: Nigel on September 15, 2008, 07:16:03 pm
so i fucked sakes like dr. ears told me to. do i have 9 more trials like hercules or am i good to go?
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Post by: Carrion Crow on September 15, 2008, 07:22:30 pm
Is your name pronounced ny-gel or nee-jel?
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Post by: Nigel on September 15, 2008, 07:30:16 pm
well, you could do it like paragon (nye- jell) or, if you really want, like my friends from back in england (noy-jull), but that's only allowed if you can pull off a decent yorkshire accent, and none of this cockney, geordie or oxford harry potter shit.
i will accept liverpudlian because of wacko from animaniacs
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Post by: Tau on September 15, 2008, 07:34:06 pm
Nye gel, noy jull, nee jel... When will you learn.
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Post by: Nigel on September 15, 2008, 07:35:27 pm
probably during my next chem lab, tau. why do you ask?
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Post by: Carrion Crow on September 15, 2008, 07:52:30 pm
wacko from animaniacs was a scouser?????
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Post by: Nigel on September 15, 2008, 08:39:24 pm
that's  why he sounded like ringo starr
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Post by: tuxedo marx on September 15, 2008, 09:01:46 pm
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well, you could do it like paragon (nye- jell) or, if you really want, like my friends from back in england (noy-jull), but that's only allowed if you can pull off a decent yorkshire accent, and none of this cockney, geordie or oxford harry potter shit.
that is also the birmingham manner of saying it.
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Post by: cowardknower on September 15, 2008, 09:47:15 pm
I would pronounce it gag account.
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Post by: Alec on September 16, 2008, 02:56:53 am
i will pronounce it with a ball gag.
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Post by: the bloddy ghost on September 16, 2008, 03:06:43 am
i will pronounce your balls
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Post by: Nigel on September 16, 2008, 03:07:01 am
i will pronounce it with a ball gag.
that would be pretty hard to do
that is also the birmingham manner of saying it.
i lived in york pretty much the whole time i was in england. i only went to birmingham once, when i was six, so i have no idea what their accent is anymore
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Post by: Kaworu on September 16, 2008, 09:48:04 am
it's one of the most painful and disorientating things to ever hear.
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Post by: Carrion Crow on September 16, 2008, 01:03:21 pm
If you imagine ozzy osbourne suffering from chronic squits, that's what Rockman sounds like.
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Post by: crone_lover720 on September 16, 2008, 02:55:09 pm
wow for some reason I assumed it was niggle

been too long since I watch the wild thornberries
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Post by: tuxedo marx on September 16, 2008, 10:01:24 pm
If you imagine ozzy osbourne suffering from chronic squits, that's what Rockman sounds like.
nice try but I don't have a brummie accent! (like all people from solihull)

it's funny because in a recent survey when people in the UK were asked what was the worst accent was, brummie came top, but when people outside the UK were asked they voted brummie near the bottom. also don't confuse it with the black country accent which is the worst accent ever!
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Post by: Carrion Crow on September 16, 2008, 10:13:30 pm
I think the worst incident of accent rape was when I was in Bristol coming back from some girl's place that I shouldn't have been at and like the porter saw me and he went "MORRRRRRNENNN!" and my head shattered and hasn't been the same since.
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Post by: Nigel on September 17, 2008, 03:16:50 pm
my favourite is when people over here (i live in the usa now) try to imitate the british accent for me. it's truly amazing how badly people fuck it up
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on September 17, 2008, 04:23:41 pm
how is this topic two pages!!!
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Post by: Carrion Crow on September 17, 2008, 05:54:56 pm
I dunno steel, we should have a row about some technicality or something and make it 3. I can't think of anything to wind you up at the moment though so you'll have to strike the first blow.
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Post by: The Magi on September 18, 2008, 01:11:46 am
how is this topic two pages!!!
well "pideoto221" if that is your name, maybe you missed the boat somewhere but were all rad here over the fact that nigels a fuckin king and a chum

keep on rockin nigel donuts and tap dancing elephants await you our newest friend.
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Post by: Nigel on September 18, 2008, 03:15:56 am
keep on rockin nigel donuts and tap dancing elephants await you our newest friend.
tap dancing elephants killed my father.
and raped my mother?
how could you.
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Post by: Barack Obama on September 18, 2008, 08:21:25 am
Tis I, Nigel, the prophesied Lord of the Seas, come to lead you all to glory and mashed potatoes, though no guarantees in which order. Goodbye for now, new friends! May your days be filled with savvy womenfolk and your nights be awash with delicious watermelons!
faggot
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Post by: cowardknower on September 19, 2008, 03:59:54 pm
yeah, faggot.
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Post by: Nigel on September 20, 2008, 06:31:28 pm
faggot
neat.
anyone have any questions for me or anything, since that's what this thread is for?
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Post by: Farren on September 20, 2008, 09:11:07 pm
Why are you such a faggot
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Post by: Nigel on September 21, 2008, 04:06:57 am
Why are you such a faggot
because your raw masculinity made me that way. i want you so bad. ooh baby. yeah.
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Post by: Farren on September 21, 2008, 05:51:05 am
TOO BAD IM NOT INTO KIND OFJ SHIT
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Post by: Bonehead on September 21, 2008, 11:54:48 am
Speaking of rape and accents. Did you know that norwegians sound like Swedes with a cock in their mouth?
Try finding a norwegian saying the word "Kalcium". It will sound like Kh *gulp* ooowlci *umgh*. Sorry, it's
nothing personal, norwegians. Just had to lift this of my heart.
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Post by: Paragon on October 14, 2008, 07:29:49 pm
oh shit i am totally bumping this topic to apologize for bringing him here

no seriously

rip nigel......... first 4chan...now gw hath abandoned thee..................
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Post by: Nigel on October 14, 2008, 07:43:13 pm
i was never half so into 4chan as you, Mr. Bald.
Also, Christoban brought me here. i told you that
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Post by: Keith Stones on October 14, 2008, 07:45:10 pm
Well, you did say you had an account before. I just didn't know you'd be all PANCAKES LOL when you got here. [smacks ][/smacks] learn how to act in public what were you raised in a barn wipe your shoes off.
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Post by: Paragon on October 14, 2008, 07:45:59 pm
I apologize for breaking your heart? this isn't a gimmick account. I'm a RL friend of paragon and murex brandaris who they finally convinced to join.
you called me out son
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Post by: cowardknower on October 15, 2008, 02:34:41 pm
/me emotes
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Post by: headphonics on October 16, 2008, 05:19:57 am
ahaha paragon you liked 4chan you loser
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Post by: ban1414 on October 25, 2008, 08:17:44 am
the prophesied Lord of the Seas, come to lead you all to glory and mashed potatoes, though no guarantees in which order. Goodbye for now, new friends! May your days be filled with savvy womenfolk