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Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on September 14, 2008, 08:27:59 pm
hi it's me, jamie sime. join me on a trek of the "movie classics". i will review all the favourites, from genre to genre. action, horror, comedy - you name it, i'll review it. i'm jamie sime. it's the movie classics review series. all the classics are here.

first up, it's analyse this starring robert deniro and billy crystal and lisa kudrow (from friends).



stars: 5 stars




you can review movie classics, too. i don't have the monopoly on movie classics.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Bill Murray on September 14, 2008, 08:38:03 pm
starring robert denro and billy billy billy crystal

5 stars - loved it

edit: you are absolutely genius
Title: movie classics review
Post by: big ass skelly on September 14, 2008, 08:39:10 pm
Great review, you obviously know a great deal about films!

Did you do any formal studies at a film school?
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Post by: pburn on September 14, 2008, 08:42:38 pm
I couldn't stop laughing man jesus christ that was good
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Strangeluv on September 14, 2008, 08:50:10 pm
I'm diggin' yo accent.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Alec on September 15, 2008, 02:51:17 am
man everything you do is fantastic.
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Post by: headphonics on September 15, 2008, 03:01:02 am
man where did you even find a vhs
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Post by: Master Tea on September 15, 2008, 04:36:18 am
I agree on the special effects 110%

spot on

question: will you review a gore-fu flick I have a hankering for some classic gore-fu but I am a lost lamb
Title: movie classics review
Post by: local_dunce on September 15, 2008, 09:24:14 am
keep it up  :thumbsupbuddy:
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on September 15, 2008, 10:26:41 am
thanks for all the support everyone. ebut enough chitchat let's get down to some classic reviews:


"movie classics" the life of david gale

"movie classics" the batman
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Shinan on September 15, 2008, 10:51:05 am
This is lovely. Though I think it can get even better. Which means that you should do LOTS so that they get better over time all the time. So make more, more.

EDIT: Haha Batman.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on September 15, 2008, 02:30:50 pm
Quote from: Alec on September 15, 2008, 02:51:17 am
man everything you do is fantastic.

also echoing the vhs comment.
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Post by: local_dunce on September 15, 2008, 05:01:59 pm
It's the subtle things that really get it going. Kevin Spacey.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on September 15, 2008, 10:58:27 pm
it's very exciting to review jurassic park at last.


it's: five stars
Title: movie classics review
Post by: tuxedo marx on September 15, 2008, 11:13:57 pm
i don't know if it's your hilarious reviews or your lowland accent but you are the greatest person ever
Title: movie classics review
Post by: baseball19225 on September 16, 2008, 12:24:49 am
these rule jamie rules speedy rules
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Parker on September 16, 2008, 04:40:47 am
Quote from: real_jamicus on September 15, 2008, 10:58:27 pm
it's very exciting to review jurassic park at last.


it's: five stars
This is absolutely fantastic, please make more of these.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: big ass skelly on September 16, 2008, 01:17:00 pm
jamicus you're really good at youtube
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on September 16, 2008, 08:23:31 pm
i'm going to pay a visit at the vhs shop on the main street very soon i will review more classics!!
Title: movie classics review
Post by: pburn on September 16, 2008, 08:56:44 pm
review this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u011NNawIk4

i have posters and shit if you want to print it out or something
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on September 17, 2008, 08:24:51 pm
its new reviews

Title: movie classics review
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on September 17, 2008, 08:52:19 pm
good god man you have VHS MOVIES of shit that came out not that long ago what the hell.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on September 17, 2008, 09:00:37 pm
not all movies can be classics is something i found out today...


eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 0 stars
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on September 17, 2008, 09:09:56 pm
dont cry jamikun...
Title: movie classics review
Post by: pburn on September 17, 2008, 10:20:00 pm
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Lars on September 19, 2008, 10:18:52 am
Quote from: Pidgeotto221 on September 17, 2008, 08:52:19 pm
good god man you have VHS MOVIES of shit that came out not that long ago what the hell.
dvd's are really rare in europe man. vhs still dominates the market here.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on September 19, 2008, 11:00:25 am
it's all weve got...

edit: actually lars that might be how it is in savage norway but here in scotland? we've got a little something called technology. thanks.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Bill Murray on September 19, 2008, 11:13:44 am
f*ckin norwegians
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Post by: tuxedo marx on September 19, 2008, 01:49:57 pm
no movie classics trek would be complete without a star trek movie
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Lars on September 19, 2008, 02:48:00 pm
nah man ive been to countries like

zcheck
ukraine
kviteruss (white russia? not sure what the english name is)
mongolia
france
zletosvak
georgia

and they didnt have dvd's either so...

but UK is pretty much equal to USA so no wonder u got dvd's there
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on September 19, 2008, 02:53:00 pm
those aren't countries.

what the fuck is zletosvak and zcheck they sound like javascript commands
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Lars on September 19, 2008, 02:55:47 pm
zcheck is the check republic or however its written

i have no idea whatsoever what zletosvak could possibly be in english
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on September 19, 2008, 02:57:18 pm
get a map homo...
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Lars on September 19, 2008, 02:59:41 pm
im sorry but i dont own a map so even if someone gave one to me i'd have no idea where anything is :(
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on September 19, 2008, 03:03:45 pm
GOOGLE MAP AND FIND ME THE COUNTRIES YOUVE BEEN TO GOD LARS.
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Post by: tuxedo marx on September 19, 2008, 03:03:59 pm
zcheck - czech republic
kviteruss - BELARUS
zletosvak - czechoslovakia? assumedly you mean slovakia
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Lars on September 19, 2008, 03:05:08 pm
yeah that sounds right


i had/have a major learning disability so i never really learned to spell complex words :(
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Wash Cycle on September 19, 2008, 04:22:15 pm
haha byelarus a shittiest country in all of europe

seriously it is the poorest and most oppressed country in europe right ahead of probably albania. we had a foreign exchange student from byelorussia that lived here in columbus and then refused to go home when her visa expired. byelarus tried to extradite her but we dont have extradition with them so they failed haha

btw lars what was mongolia like? I really want to go there someday
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Lars on September 20, 2008, 12:32:21 am
you know that feeling when you get a girl to go with you home, right? and you take off her bra, and she seems really fucking well-developed when she has it on, but once she drops it, you realise her tits are hanging like the hanging gardens, right?

that's what mongolia was like. seemed pretty damned good, but the tits looked a lot better when presented with clothes than actually seeing them as they are.



edit: i am drunk and semi-bitter atm so my opinion might be ruined

ask me again tomorrow for non-drunk/non-bitter opinion
Title: movie classics review
Post by: GaZZwa on September 20, 2008, 12:42:34 am
When I was in Norway I noticed that traffic lights have 2 red men. Why is this?
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Wash Cycle on September 20, 2008, 03:45:19 am
Quote from: LADIESMAN 282 on September 20, 2008, 12:32:21 am
you know that feeling when you get a girl to go with you home, right? and you take off her bra, and she seems really fucking well-developed when she has it on, but once she drops it, you realise her tits are hanging like the hanging gardens, right?

that's what mongolia was like. seemed pretty damned good, but the tits looked a lot better when presented with clothes than actually seeing them as they are.
well yeah I can imagine... its a bunch of really stark mountains and endless steppe heh. it cant be that exciting. The people there are more noteworthy than the geography.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Lars on September 20, 2008, 08:23:35 am
holy shit i was drunk when i made that post i cant remember doing that

Quote from: GaZZwa on September 20, 2008, 12:42:34 am
When I was in Norway I noticed that traffic lights have 2 red men. Why is this?
I'm not sure but I'm guessing it has something to do with colorblind/weaksighted people.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: GaZZwa on September 21, 2008, 12:53:31 pm
it freaked me out. that's what it did.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on September 21, 2008, 02:05:45 pm
EVERYTHING IN NORWAY INVOLVES TWO MEN BECAUSE..

ITS MORE LIKE NORGAY.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Lars on September 22, 2008, 04:36:01 am
http://www.fotofil.no/Pictures/images/eb0547.jpg

this is what gazz is refering to btw. for pedestrian passing there are two red men and one green man. not on the vehicle traffic lights.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: GaZZwa on September 22, 2008, 08:19:03 pm
yeah, what on earth is up with that? I couldn't figure it out at all. Just....why?
Title: movie classics review
Post by: tuxedo marx on September 23, 2008, 11:07:35 am
colourblind people, surely?
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on September 23, 2008, 11:20:04 am
what the heck are you guys talking about

anyway i have the internet again so i will make some more vids soon
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on October 15, 2008, 09:15:46 am
new classic! "two can play that game"

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Post by: pburn on October 16, 2008, 12:13:03 am
I think you look like Ben Affleck?

I dunno bravo I am not a veterin of dating so i dunno if i want to see two can play that game
Title: movie classics review
Post by: ase on October 16, 2008, 12:14:51 am
i don't get any sound when i try and play "analyse this"


:(​((( fix this please
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on October 16, 2008, 01:08:05 am
Quote from: ase on October 16, 2008, 12:14:51 am
i don't get any sound when i try and play "analyse this"


:(​((( fix this please

frickin amg or some such sent me an e-mail saying i couldn't use that bill evans song! so i had to silence the audio, but i thought it was only gonna be for the time the music was on. but they haven't noticed the other videos though. i'll get on it soon enough, i'm doing a speedy just now.
Title: movie classics review
Post by: jamie on October 19, 2008, 01:15:04 pm
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Post by: jamie on April 26, 2009, 11:15:04 pm
Title: movie classics review
Post by: Frisky SKeleton on April 26, 2009, 11:21:11 pm
Quote from: jamie on October 16, 2008, 01:08:05 am
frickin amg or some such sent me an e-mail saying i couldn't use that bill evans song! so i had to silence the audio, but i thought it was only gonna be for the time the music was on. but they haven't noticed the other videos though. i'll get on it soon enough, i'm doing a speedy just now.

ahahahaha i thought it was a prank
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Post by: jamie on August 08, 2009, 06:22:51 pm
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Post by: big ass skelly on August 08, 2009, 06:55:54 pm
That shirt is intense.
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Post by: Carrion Crow on August 08, 2009, 07:36:12 pm
How floral!