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General Category => General Talk => Introductions => Topic started by: goldenratio on September 24, 2008, 11:14:45 pm
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Hey bros, check it out: i got an apartment. finally living on my own. i move in on saturday. I am broke as a joke so I wont have internet set up for a while, maybe a week or so. I'll still be on from work and stuff but, starting this weekend I'll be gone because im MOVIN TO MY OWN PLACE FUCK YES
just gettin this in early.
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so wait whered you live before?
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with his mom
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lol what a looser
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broke as a joke is a horrible simile because there are lot of jokes that are quite rich
oh!
goodluck!!
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Good luck gokdenratio..... you're going to need it.
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yeah i have some pretty ridiculous student loans so living somewhere with next to no rent is a plus. its not like i have to CHECK IN WITH MY MOM or anything but yes its really gay living with your mom and brother.
welcome to america mother fucker
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dude did you ever have sex with your old ass girlfriend in your childhood bed.
please say yes that would be so fucking cool.
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a) ive lived in this house for 1 year
b) the bed is a couple years older than that and is a tempur pedic because i am awesome (its not my childhood bed)
c) and no she never came here
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are you still dating oldie?
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yeah but please dont call her that its kind of mean for no reason
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gr are you dating funk's mom
you are aren't you
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i wish
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how old is she again? is she like one of those sex craving teachers? i love that stuff so hi 5 from me
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yeah but please dont call her that its kind of mean for no reason
how about wrinkly
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today was actually her birthday shes 43
how about wrinkly
well she's not wrinkly so if you're comfortable with inaccurate jokes then
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wjat about elderly
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43 is elderly???
when she turns 50 if we are still together you can make fun of us then deal?
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ill make fun of Any one at Any time............forgive me im chaotic
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adeline is the wild card.. ok thats fine.
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i'll never make fun of your taste in women gr. good luck moving in, hope you have fun living on your own.
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thanks for bein a bro
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you should post a photo of her
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i dont have one but even if i did probably not i dont think shed like me just putting her picture up on the internet
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B.. But were family. Hows the new place stack up to where you used to live.
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better in every way
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Just promise me this goldenratio........... promise me youll wrap it before you tap it.
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Dont get her preggers or it might kill her an da babby! :fogetbackflip: :fogetbackflip: :fogetbackflip:
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what if the babby????happens??? and its as old as you aree??? and she fall in love with it??
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while we're on the subject i think it is great that you got with an experienced woman gr. not even sarcastically, fuck everyone else it's like that episode of six feet under in season 3 when the guy who plays dwight from the office gets with ruth except i haven't seen the end of season 3 so i don't know if it has a good or a bad ending. (no spoilers jerkheads)
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spoiler: everyone dies.
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she cant have kids anyway so i dont eve have to worry about it
and yeah everyone can make fun of me all you want but most of you dont even have a gf and im sure if you met a woman who was older than you but you got along perfectly and it feels like a match made in heaven im sure you'd do what i did you wouldn't be like "well ma'am apparently we are made for each other because we are perfect in every way but you are old lol no thanks"
plus im not going to marry her! we are not going to be together forever! most girls my age are ridiculously stupid whores so I figure i can skip all the bullshit for a few years and be with a woman who actually knows how to take care of a dude.
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if you met a woman who was older than you but you got along perfectly and it feels like a match made in heaven
plus im not going to marry her! we are not going to be together forever!
sory bro, seems like your contradicting yourself. if it's a match made in heaven why wouldnt you want to be with her forever?
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because shes really too old for something like that its not feasible. she will die 20 years before I do and i don't want to deal with that! id rather have a great relationship for a few years with someone "perfect" while I search for someone more suitable.
i wouldnt mind being with her for the rest of our lives im just saying it probably wont happen.
welcome to the real world where you cant always get what you want. if she was 10 years younger you bet your ass i'd marry her and be with her forever, but its unrealistic for me to even expect HER to do something like that no matter how perfect we are or seem to be for each other.
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I guess your right, I feel like a douche, sorry.
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dont feel like a douche but imagine if you were in my place and you met someone that was amazing and met every one of your standards and expectations in every way and usually exceeded them but she was twice your age. its a tough position and its not easy!
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if she is hot then its ok. i always wanted to date an older milf. ifr she is wrinkly and looks like the average 43 year oldwoman then its not ok
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most girls my age are ridiculously stupid whores so I figure i can skip all the bullshit for a few years and be with a woman who actually knows how to take care of a dude.
1. zergrushkekekekekekekkekekekek STUPID WHORES
2. most of us call that woman...mom.
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im dating a granny. not a young one. she is a bonafide OAP!!!
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Congrats man, very happy for you!!!
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(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/57278/93c214d7c2be00904258887134eac15bd2fcbe02.gif)
hahah steel
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gr you probably get pretty fed up with all the DATING A MILF jokes but i don't think any of us actually think it's weird/dumb. i think it is cool i guess, though tbh i'm pretty surprised that a 40+ year old woman and a 22 year old guy like you would even find much to talk about. i can see why you would just regret telling us tho since every time it comes up people just run it into the ground for the next like 20 posts (my.... myself included....).
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if everyone ended their posts with "nah its cool you have someone gr just messin" then i wouldnt feel so defensive or whatever because yeah even though its INTERNET it still feels bad when everyone is just doggin on your girl. believe me this relationship is hard enough as it is i dont need everyone reminding me that she's older (o damn i forgot lol).
but, she is the type that will TALK FOREVER ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. we obviously dont talk about things like "hey remember back when..." we just talk more about stuff thats happening in the world or our lives. shes somewhat immature for a 40 year old and im fairly mature for a 23 year old so it kind of balances in the middle. believe me im surprised when i offer her advice and she takes it! and it works! and she remembers it! there's still a few tidbits o' my wisdom that she uses every day, and I find that pretty cool!
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for the record i think youre a player but also a Fucked Up* one
*stole this expression from bort
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today was actually her birthday shes 43
well she's not wrinkly so if you're comfortable with inaccurate jokes then
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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if everyone ended their posts with "nah its cool you have someone gr just messin" then i wouldnt feel so defensive or whatever because yeah even though its INTERNET it still feels bad when everyone is just doggin on your girl. believe me this relationship is hard enough as it is i dont need everyone reminding me that she's older (o damn i forgot lol).
but, she is the type that will TALK FOREVER ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. we obviously dont talk about things like "hey remember back when..." we just talk more about stuff thats happening in the world or our lives. shes somewhat immature for a 40 year old and im fairly mature for a 23 year old so it kind of balances in the middle. believe me im surprised when i offer her advice and she takes it! and it works! and she remembers it! there's still a few tidbits o' my wisdom that she uses every day, and I find that pretty cool!
:putit:
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has she met your parents?
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i moved in!!! im all moved in!!!
im using someone else's wireless because i havent set up my cable yet!!!
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is she a freak in da sheets
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is she a black mammy. sort of like a friednly aunt jemima. suck;e a black titty.
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gr you probably get pretty fed up with all the DATING A MILF jokes but i don't think any of us actually think it's weird/dumb. i think it is cool i guess, though tbh i'm pretty surprised that a 40+ year old woman and a 22 year old guy like you would even find much to talk about. i can see why you would just regret telling us tho since every time it comes up people just run it into the ground for the next like 20 posts (my.... myself included....).
FUCK YOU EVERY DAY I STRAP A 12 Y. OLD GIRL TO MY DICK AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER, THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY THINGS, ITS TASTE??? AMBROSIA.
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what?
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has she met your parents?
she is his parent
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wtf steel.
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look if the vagina you see every day isnt bald as hell you're doing it wrong.
unless you're velfarre who is a little...hirsute, shall we say???
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you are one merciless son of a bitch
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merciless to your underage daughter's vagina, maybe.
look im just gonna eat out this fifteen year old while you guys post in this thread.
and by "eat out this fifteen year old" i mean masturbate to tina fey pictures.
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good luck tingly hands :laugh:
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heh...feels just like someone else is doin it.
also gr you know about 50% of the reason people tease you is because you lose your shit instead of stayin chill? I don't think anyone is seriously grossed out or confused but it's a very lmao circumstance for us to consider because I never pictured you for a MILF hunter.
dose she look like Tina Fey???j/k
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i havent lost my shit once in this topic! in fact, i havent lost my shit in a long time (technically i never have it just seems like i do).
i didnt think i was a milf hunter either but now that ive had one, i keep lookin at all the others...
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i didnt think i was a milf hunter either but now that ive had one, i keep lookin at all the others...
Once you've gone slack you never go back
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once you pop you cant stop
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once youve dragonslayed, youll never again get laid.
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HAHA
fucking brill
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once youve dragonslayed, youll never again get laid.
not if you got the gil
or you are willing to do with any gender....... any person...
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(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/25085/mimmi_pimp.jpg)
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if i was you red scythes i would have also written "any species..." and then hit enter a fuckton of times so its like a surprise. i like my posts to pop a little, with a bit of zazz. just a suggesion from a "postmaster".
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I wanna fuck that bird
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I want that bird on my dick
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"gettin' me some gizzard"
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harry i'm not really funny at all ever but you are actively unfunny most of the time
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lockin this~
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thanks for ruining my topic harry