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Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: ThugTears666 on October 29, 2008, 10:37:19 pm
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BATTLE B-B-BATTLE AFURA VS STRANGELUV


Firstly here is a quick recap of the rules and some tips for the public to vote on who is the best:




*EACH COMPETITOR HAS A WEEK TO POST IN THEIR TOPIC OTHERWISE THEY ARE DISQUALIFIED, I WILL PM EACH COMPETITOR A DAY IN ADVANCE TO WARN THEM THAT THEIR ROUND IS COMING UP



LETS GO NIGS!!!!  Members of the public do not post or vote in this topic until each competitor has posted two verses each


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Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: ThugTears666 on October 29, 2008, 10:40:54 pm
Also just in advance dont expect mine to be really good or anything because i made this topic guys, i never do this either k k.

Mine will be up in a few days or so (i have exams and i haven't written it yet)
Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: Strangeluv on October 29, 2008, 10:40:54 pm
Show Some Luv


Got some words for Afura,
You think you're super duper,
Well, I'm the lead blockbuster,
You're a goofy blooper,
Muster all you can muster,
Still slow like Koopa Troopa.

Fastback in your shell,
Get safe from the slums,
Can you stomach the burn
Or do you need some Tums?
Something Maori this way comes,
It ain't safe no more for Kiwi bums,
Your territory is the Shire bars,
And collecting grampa avatars,
Nobody needs to hear your jazz
When all you gots to serve cold
Is two scoops of Y2-Häagen-DAZZ.

I live in a third world country, yeah,
That shit's made me hard,
What your marquee gonna read, though,
"Rapping Kiwi Thinks He's Bad"?
How can I take someone seriously,
Who sees a Maori and cries to his momma (http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=7760.0),
And when the hardest shit they've pulled
Is fuck a hobbit in the summer,
Droppin' stink bombs and cherry duds
Like you're the Una-Bummer.
But I'm-a take my time with you,
Devolve you from Dumb to Dumber.

Locked in your dojo,
Jerking it to your Wu Tang manual,
Convinced you're a Cujo
When you're just a cocky-spaniel.
I got rhymes laced with subliminal precision,
Knock you straight into critical condition,
Mince a Kiwi into an apparition
Only peewee voodoo children can envision.
Spare yourself the whiplash from this collision,
Push the red knob and abort this mission,
Consider this the final sig on the petition
To stop you from blasphemin' the rap religion:

Yeah, yeah,
I know they rejected me three times for Lit,
Yeah, yeah,
It's old news I'm a psycho make-up wearing twit,
Yeah, yeah,
I know I called my relationship quits,
And yeah,
I know it was for a set of black tits.
And that's right,
I also know about the whole gay friend bit,
And yes, I agree,
I sold him out and should have my throat slit,
And one more thing before I split,
I'm sorry to admit
I'm proud I stink of Caribbean curry shit!
How's that for me spittin' in some wit?
Strange-luv-chan ain't nothin' to fuck wit!
Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: Strangeluv on October 30, 2008, 05:06:29 am
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Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 01, 2008, 08:29:56 am
hey can you walk 7 miles and get me some water? k thx


You know I'm in the top shelf,
Half your battle was with yourself
Sorry to interrupt you two,
But here's my personal review.

Using humor because you're a joke,
Eagerly searching for a pole to smoke
Kevin no wonder you are self hating,
Cause your esteem is deflating
Swimming in only brown water,
Dougla for a future daughter
Lookin like Aladdin the genie,
Flaunting your boyfriends bikini
Hey, before we fully touch base,
Try clear the flies from your face

Acting hard when you dying of starvation,
Port of Spain, the worst vacation
Third world Trinidad refugee,
Trying to fight one thousand Maori.
You cant even see me,
I'm nocturnal like the kiwi.

Hanging in the gamemaking scene,
Wishing you were still thirteen
Time for your final schooling,
No more Pokemon dueling
Time to fully learn
Feel the Psy-burn,
Your shit is elementary,
I'm reaching graduation
Anything is complementary,
next to your stagnation.

Just like Kobe, you know me,
I'm always on assault your on D.
So you better 'Neil, like Shaquille,
Shit just got real, Flaunting your Achilles' heel

Gotta tell the truth, To your local youth
Trinidad sweatshops, I always give props
Appearing in world news, making the best shoes
Hows this for a psyche? I love wearing nike!
Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 01, 2008, 08:35:57 am
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Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: Strangeluv on November 01, 2008, 02:57:34 pm
Truckpump Flow

You just made the world's first rap track
With nothing but quotes from the Crap Shack.
You could've Quasimodo'd the cathedral bell,
You chose to bring me a wind chime,
You think this is pre-school show and tell,
Where we sing a nursery rhyme?
So brace yourself for the aftershock,
Fee fi fo fum, your cradle's gonna start to rock.

"Hanging in the gamemaking scene",
Hey, didn't you get the memo?
You also joined a site with a Game and Demo.
That one didn't do any damages,
I love playing with my legos,
I'll even show it in other languages,
"Uber alles... ¡Siempre juegos!"

Getting shit wrong may be your game,
But everyone knows about the genie
And Aladdin wasn't his name!
Psssh, you have to excuse my buddy Afura,
He takes writing tips from a little guy called
BloodyAsura.

Learnt my flow from the Truckpump,
Got my fire from the D-Trump,
Don't you get it,
You're just one of the apprentices,
A little boy
Phased by Maori breasteses.

And this is getting kind of absurd,
The king of the jungle
Poised to kill a mockingbird,
Swallow you whole,
Turn you to a lion-shit turd.
Clownfish want to start a war,
Take a knock at the barracuda,
But you can be Nemo, you can be Jaws,
I'll still be like, "Fuck a Bakafura!"

Yup, your national bird is nocturnal,
I also heard it's flightless,
No matter how hard it tries,
It'll never be our ibis,
That's kind of like you, you see,
Flap, drop, roll,
Some things just not meant to be.
And some gigs just meant to be in a joke club,
Like your life goal:
To finally give RZA that blowjob.

Redeem yourself, write something worth meditatin',
People want rhymes so ill they gotta start medicatin',
But I ain't gotta take a shit to start contemplatin'
Ain't gotta hit Excel to start tabulatin'
The fact that your crayon's not gonna write anything better,
In a gunfight, you don't bring a squirt gun,
You bring the Beretta,
But I ain't need it
Now that I burned your ass
With this Scarlet Letter.
Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 03, 2008, 03:09:52 am
WW3

Welcome to World War three, you aint phasing me
On your last legs its too late for mercy
Watch you get thrown back, by my aerial attack
Droppin bombs on your one room shack
Gaming P.O.W, there's war up ahead.
Your name dropping gw, I'm dropping you dead!

I leave you straight dribblin'
Can't draw yet so you scribblin'
As your campaign, explains
My crayons cause 56 assorted pains
Black, Red, Purple and Blue
There's no getting up for you,
Can't you see the signs,
I always color between the lines.

Poetry boy get ready for your recital
'Mrs Strangeluv' should be your title
Killa bees got you lined up for second round knockout.
Yeah, without a doubt, I'm Wu devout,
But you still couldn't refute any of my claims
Instead of preparing aims and fueling flames,
22 year old BOY should stick to making games.

Truly you are a glutton for pain, But you still cant stop the reign.
Joking like a clown, Must have forget royalties in town
The freestyle king coming for his crown, shooting the Ibis down
Why try? I won't let you fly, you are blessed even by my reply.
Greet me kneeling, your rhymes unappealing,
Might let you kiss the ring, but we can't forget the whole thing.

I'm about to take an international flight,
You hiding out of sight, speaking of a gunfight.
Running across the border, lets get things back in order
Your rib cage is visible, one dollar national economy indivisible
Speakin of guns, cliché like babysitters club re-runs
Here's my final decorum, Get the fuck out of my forum!!!!
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Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 03, 2008, 03:11:54 am
I should have picked a better time to do this as I'm very busy so mine was really really rough but I hope its ok, voting time!
Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: Strangeluv on November 03, 2008, 03:17:00 am
Excuses, excuses...
Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 03, 2008, 04:16:47 am
 i said weeks before it happened haha but ok
Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: Dale Gobbler on November 03, 2008, 04:24:32 am
I was gonna vote for you bakafura, but couldn't find an option for you.
Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: Strangeluv on November 03, 2008, 05:21:42 am
I was looking forward to a Facebook diss...
Title: EVERYONE VOTE! ROUND SIX: AFURA VS STRANGELUV
Post by: Strangeluv on November 03, 2008, 03:30:56 pm
Quote from: Bakafura on November 01, 2008, 08:35:57 am
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I've been meaning to ask what this means. Like okay I'm checking out some white woman. Is there any deeper meaning to it