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General Category => Entertainment and Media => Topic started by: ThugTears666 on November 04, 2008, 10:13:57 pm

Title: ROUND SEVEN: MASAMUNE VS BIGGLES
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 04, 2008, 10:13:57 pm

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ROUND SEVEN: MC MASAMUNE VS MC BIGGLES


Firstly here is a quick recap of the rules and some tips for the public to vote on who is the best:

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At first the topic will be only for the two competitors to post in until the battle is over then it will be opened for the public to post in. If you interrupt the competition and post during a battle I will give you a major warn and delete your post. Each competitor gets two rhymes each, one to start and one to respond.


HERES HOW YOU JUDGE WHO IS THE BEST GUYS


#1: Originality of Rhymes and Jones, no one wants to read someone talking about how much cash and bling they have and how the fucked the other persons mom, that is boring.  

#2: How well is the rhyme written? Read it out loud and see if it flows, if it doesn't sound right the person obviously isn't that great.

#3: How hard are the disses? Is their an obvious winner?

#4: Who says the wittiest or funniest stuff? Was it hilarious? How good were his puns or metaphors?

*EACH COMPETITOR HAS A WEEK TO POST IN THEIR TOPIC OTHERWISE THEY ARE DISQUALIFIED, I WILL PM EACH COMPETITOR A DAY IN ADVANCE TO WARN THEM THAT THEIR ROUND IS COMING UP



LETS GO NIGS!!!!  Members of the public do not post or vote in this topic until each competitor has posted two verses each


REMEMBER FLOW FLOW FLOW READ IT OUT LOUD


LETS GO BITCHES! (TWO ROUNDS TO GO UNTIL THE SEMIFINALS)

Title: ROUND SEVEN: MASAMUNE VS BIGGLES
Post by: Biggles on November 05, 2008, 12:18:26 am

How ironic, my first battle's against a katana,
'cause I'm sword eater, split your verse in two like bananas.
But versus you, there's just too many desserts to choose,
so I choose to chug you upside down like bat-brews.
But a bat for a bruise is not my weapon of choice,
I slice you up with words as if my name's James Joyce.
The tactics of Ulysses, make your voice trojan hoarse,
couldn't be more stealthy if I flowed in Morse.
This isn't a war of words, it's a rapsassination,
so take your wack name back to japanimation.

Yo, you say rhymes plastic, I spit plastic explosive,
I didn't train for this battle, I ate locomotives.
Spat them back out as rocket ships to defy gravity,
your rap's full of holes, which explains the cavities -
I pull no punchlines, make you spit your own teeth,
should have kept your samurai sword in its dental sheath.
To compete with this iron chef, your food's undeserving.
There will come a second course but you only need a single serving.

Title: ROUND SEVEN: MASAMUNE VS BIGGLES
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 07, 2008, 07:38:11 am

I CANT BE BOTHERED WAITING ANY LONGER SORRY MASAMUNE BUT BIGGLES IS THE WINNER!

Title: ROUND SEVEN: MASAMUNE VS BIGGLES
Post by: PTizzle on November 07, 2008, 08:47:22 am

It was only two days ago man :(​. Just have both battles running at once.

Title: ROUND SEVEN: MASAMUNE VS BIGGLES
Post by: DS on November 07, 2008, 09:13:32 am

waddafuck afura.. WADDAFUCK!?

Title: ROUND SEVEN: MASAMUNE VS BIGGLES
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 08, 2008, 10:48:37 pm

ok fuck masamune