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General Category => General Talk => Topic started by: Brad on November 05, 2008, 02:52:36 am
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Well I got suspended today for two days for smoking on school property. It was only like a couple feet and the VP was being picky, but she knows who I am and all that so I guess I got special treatment. Anyways I got to thinking about other times I've been in trouble.
The most trouble I've ever been in that I can remember was probably in 10th grade, when me and a few buddies went for a walk to go smoke a J. One of my friends spotted a cruiser looking at us while we were just about to toke, so we changed course and he followed us. He approached us and we were not surprisingly about to shit ourselves. My parents didn't know that I smoked dope at the time, and the last thing I wanted them to know was that I was. He gets out of the car, starts asking us questions. He goes on to say that he would charge us for being on railroad property (he didn't mean it at the time but I took it pretty seriously) and I responded by calling him an asshole. Not one of my brightest moments. I honestly did not know that you could get in some serious shit for swearing at a police officer, though. He cuffs me and I continue to run my mouth. But on the plus side, while he was putting me in the cruiser my other friend ditched the stuff. They threw me in the drunk tank for an hour or so to think about what I did, and when I emerged I was greeted by the happy faces of my folks. Followed by a 5 day suspension and intense talk with the principal.
Other than that I used to to car hopping alot (or car shopping, I'm not quite sure) which is basically roaming around the neighborhood at night trying to find unlocked doors to steal whatever may be inside. Yeah, another one of my bright moments. I did this pretty frequently and I felt like I could never get caught. But eventually I did, roughly three times. But the first two time the dumb cops basically just said "get the fuck out of here go home". The third I happened to have a pipe on me which they seized and brought me home to my dad. He wasn't very happy, and thankfully he didn't tell my mom.
So, whats the worst trouble you've ever been in? Or what kind trouble have you been in generally?
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I wrote a message to my schools administrations which basically amounted to "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES BLOCKING ALL OF THESE GODDAMN WEBSITES?!" I was really close to getting suspended, but apparently my previously clean record and like 3.8 GPA was enough to have them let me off with a slap on the wrist pretty much.
Ahh... freshman year, how stupid I was.
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When I was 5 years old and in my first or second year of school, we were instructed to draw different foods. I had to draw a carrot. My mum always used to slice carrots up real tiny, so, I draw a bunch of sliced carrots, going into loads of detail on the pattern and texture. My teacher came and looked round once we'd all done, saw mine and held it up in front of the class shouting "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING CARROT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT." and that's the most trouble I've ever been in.
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When I was 5 years old and in my first or second year of school, we were instructed to draw different foods. I had to draw a carrot. My mum always used to slice carrots up real tiny, so, I draw a bunch of sliced carrots, going into loads of detail on the pattern and texture. My teacher came and looked round once we'd all done, saw mine and held it up in front of the class shouting "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING CARROT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT." and that's the most trouble I've ever been in.
hahahahaha
wtf dude..
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i got expelled from my first high school for punching my principal in face. there were a few other actual police-related things but those just resulted in probation, so idk, i consider them less severe. to be honest though, and i think this is probably true for most people, i didn't get caught doing the absolute worst shit i've done!
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i got expelled from my first high school for punching my principal in face.
whoa dude this is badass. please tell us this story.
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Man you have to tell us that story. That would be awesome.
Anyway, for me. Most trouble I've ever been in was when I did a paper run (mainly junk mail) and I started dumping them and not delivering them. After about a year of doing this I got caught by my Mum. Fuck.
Anyway that was years ago, other than that I'm a pretty good person really.
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Man you have to tell us that story. That would be awesome.
Anyway, for me. Most trouble I've ever been in was when I did a paper run (mainly junk mail) and I started dumping them and not delivering them. After about a year of doing this I got caught by my Mum. Fuck.
Anyway that was years ago, other than that I'm a pretty good person really.
:fogetnah:
And you were getting paid?
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Well, yeah. I was a half-assed worker back then (like, 4 or 5 years ago) Nowadays not so much. I work pretty hard.
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I'd like to hear more on the panda and gazzwa stories.
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whoa dude this is badass. please tell us this story.
Oh my God, Panda must tell us of his face-punching adventures...
Me on the other hand? I never really been in trouble... I always got away with it. :P
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Me and some other guys nearly got a £30,000 fine for messing around with the school's computer network.
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Got arrested for underage drinking on the beach, spent the night in jail, and got probation.
OP: You must have been pretty young to have gotten away with all that with such light repercussions. Once you turn 18, though, they take that kind of thing extremely seriously.
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I did the senior prank and nearly got 40 felony charges.
In the end I got charged with trespassing and have to do 30 hours community service and pay 300 dollars of fines (+700 for my lawyer).
I got kicked out of school for the last few weeks (4-5) but still passed with advanced regents WITH HONORS. fuck yo' school. FUCK YO' SCHOOL!
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did you violently aggress her? what did you actually do?
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I did the senior prank and nearly got 40 felony charges.
In the end I got charged with trespassing and have to do 30 hours community service and pay 300 dollars of fines (+700 for my lawyer).
I got kicked out of school for the last few weeks (4-5) but still passed with advanced regents WITH HONORS. fuck yo' school. FUCK YO' SCHOOL!
You put your balls on your school's website, don't try and avoid sying it as we all know.
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It wasn't my balls man. You guys keep distorting the story!! The balls didn't belong to me, they weren't Reggie's balls!
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Okay here is how the story goes *takes a puff from his cigar*
I took a picture of my dad's dick, and put it on the website for nickolodeon kids network. I did this at the exact moment a class of kindergartners were getting on to play educational games (i was peeking in through the window) so when they signed on the were greeted by a big wrinkly hairy old mans genitalia
they caught me (naked isnt as good a camoflauge as id though0 and threw me in jail where i broke both my hands againsrt some big skinheads face.
i currently use my dick to type (im stil in jail fyi)
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yes when some dude passive aggressively implied my uncle was lazy I hefted a rock and knocked out his eye.
he deserved it. any response is an equivalent response.
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yes when some dude passive aggressively implied my uncle was lazy I hefted a rock and knocked out his eye.
he deserved it. any response is an equivalent response.
:thumbsupbuddy:
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heheh I have never gotten in any serious amount of trouble in my life. Except when my parents caught me writing yaoi harry potter stories on fanfiction.net when I was like 10 years old lol and I got the internets taken away for a month
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yes when some dude passive aggressively implied my uncle was lazy I hefted a rock and knocked out his eye.
he deserved it. any response is an equivalent response.
Steel has triumphed over humanity just for that alone.
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When I used to look at a lot of porn, my girlfriend at the time found my stash on my computer.
That turned out extremely badly!
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what i was mocking that other guy.
i've done some jail time, some suspension, lots of dumb shit. sometimes it was for cool reasons, mostly just some IM AN AUTHORITY LEMME JACKOFF ON YOU. never got in too serious trouble although from the looks of this topic I'm toppin the list.
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i feel like having a law background makes it more interesting/fun to get in trouble because you really know what you can/cannot get away with, and how to word things to keep yourself getting in more trouble etc. basically steel i want to be your friend and do crazy things but never get in trouble because you are a lawyer.
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me and my buddy were tresspassed from the hospital for 3 years for taking computers out of their skip bins. that's the worst trouble i've been in probably because there were police and stuff
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Got kicked out of an overseas programme I was on for smokin hashish, my mum used the quote "I'm...I'm just so embarrassed", that shit is the worst!
I've been arrested for drinking in public also and fined. (even though I wasn't, I was moving a box of alcohol out of my car so my friends in the back seat could get out!)
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i dont think i have ever really been in trouble
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Me neither. I got pulled over quite a few times and the cops were always like
"U DRUNK BOY?" and searched my car/truck because I was out late.
But I never got caught doing anything crooked I'm always pretty slick about it.
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I stole a Koosh ball from wal-mart once when I was seven.
I have no idea what possessed me to want it so badly that I'd steal it.
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Guys.... please give more details to your stories than just "I punched my principal" and such. Let's make this an awesome story thread!
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Urr, nothing big in the past couple of years (just stuff with weed and public drinking but it was just warnings), but before that:
- Got expelled from high school for a bunch of silly pranks (cutting the power during dress rehearsal for a play, taking a teachers prized model boat and dropping it off the fourth story of the science building, plugging in a weird circuit my science friend made which blew out a line of powerpoints in the library, making a kid mad who then attacked me before I punched him and got in trouble :(). I was kind of a dick in high school. Funny thing was that the year after I did the play thing I was actually in the school play. All that shit just piled up and eventually they had enough of it.
- Got arrested and held in jail for a night for breaking windows at a Mcdonalds when I was like 12.
- Blew up a bunch of deodorant cans inside a weird tub thing filled with petrol outside my house (causing police).
As you can tell I was a pretty dumb teenager! There's been some more stuff I've been involved with which was my sister's fault and stuff she got in trouble for:
- Last year my sister had a large party and at about midnight we got a crowd of twenty or so gatecrashers. They started stealing stuff and me and a friend figured we could take 'em (alcohol fueled hurrr) and we promptly got the shit beaten out of us. My face was pretty disgraceful in the morning, but I suppose that's what you get! Anyways, the real reason it was a big deal was that the gatecrashers ripped the whole picket fence of the neighbours fence up and started beating on me and my friend with them and when the cops arrived they started attacking them. A few people got arrested and one of them got convicted for assaulting an officer (he'd done it in the past). My friend also got questioned a couple of times for breaking somebody's hand but they let him off as it was self defense.
- My sister got pulled over for a random breathalyzer test while she was high on weed and E. They have drug tests here and administered one to her. She got off with a slap on the wrist but can't drive for a while.
Probably other stuff but as far as trouble goes that's probably the most I've been involved with! I still do silly things on occasion but always out of the way of police if at all possible as it's no fun. I imagine if we all actually got caught doing the dumb shit we do things would be much worse :(.
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There's this one time me and my brother were vacationing in new hampshire with the rest of my family, and we were obviously bored out of our minds. So we explored the lake around my grandmothers cabin and we found what we thought was an abandoned house. The roof was caved in, there was inches of dust everywhere, trash and debris covered every inch of the floor, and everything was broken or in horrible condition. All the wood was a nasty shit brown, everything that could rust was, and even the area around the house was littered with random pieces of broken objects like chairs boats and oars. So we find a way to trash the place even MORE by just kicking crap around and pissing on the floors. Turns out it was actually someones house, and word gets out that we trashed it so we end up in trouble with my father, who makes us clean up the house WAY better than how we found it. Okay, so that's not near as much trouble with the law as when I was playing WoW in my mother's house while my sister had a party, and the cops came knocking on my door with a box full of paraphernilia and a ticket for underage consumption to nail me with, but it makes a much better story.