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Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 07, 2008, 07:45:33 am

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YOU KNOW THE DRILL GUYS NOW GET TO IT!


Firstly here is a quick recap of the rules and some tips for the public to vote on who is the best:

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At first the topic will be only for the two competitors to post in until the battle is over then it will be opened for the public to post in. If you interrupt the competition and post during a battle I will give you a major warn and delete your post. Each competitor gets two rhymes each, one to start and one to respond.


HERES HOW YOU JUDGE WHO IS THE BEST GUYS


#1: Originality of Rhymes and Jones, no one wants to read someone talking about how much cash and bling they have and how the fucked the other persons mom, that is boring. 

#2: How well is the rhyme written? Read it out loud and see if it flows, if it doesn't sound right the person obviously isn't that great.

#3: How hard are the disses? Is their an obvious winner?

#4: Who says the wittiest or funniest stuff? Was it hilarious? How good were his puns or metaphors?

*EACH COMPETITOR HAS A WEEK TO POST IN THEIR TOPIC OTHERWISE THEY ARE DISQUALIFIED, I WILL PM EACH COMPETITOR A DAY IN ADVANCE TO WARN THEM THAT THEIR ROUND IS COMING UP



LETS GO NIGS!!!!  Members of the public do not post or vote in this topic until each competitor has posted two verses each


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LETS GO BITCHES! (FINAL ROUND BEFORE QUARTER FINALS!)

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: Doppleganger on November 07, 2008, 03:59:53 pm

I'll tell y'all right now that it's a crying shame/
That Bravo right here thinks it's all a game/
So to be fair, this is what I'll do/
The setting is monopoly- me versus you

Your rhymes are stale/ go directly to jail/
do not pass go and grab a mop and pail/
because moppin floors is what you'll do
while I am moppin you/ up and down Kentucky avenue/

Get it?! you lose!/ You don't get to choose/
anti-choice, pro-voice is the platform that I muse/
jackin' votes from yous- with my point of views/
claimin' victory from the lefts and rights with lyrical abuse/

I don't need an election just to claim perfection/
but I rhyme so hard that even you got an erection/
straight raisin' the bar with my misdirection/
why don't you keep sittin down/ cos I got this no question/

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: Bravo on November 09, 2008, 02:55:54 am

Yo Dopple that rhyme was sweet
If I was Jesus I'd wash your feet
Not with water but with piss
Cause I went to GW RAP BATTLE and all I got was this lousy diss.....

I'd take you up at monopoly
but i got news for you:
Rich Uncle Pennybags is laughing
at your deed, Kentucky avenue?

I got a hotel on the Boardwalk
and Park place too!
Land on my space I'll clean you out
then what you do?

You use gimmicks and slander to get what you want
Lucky for you average voter's uninformed
But take a look at the issues and you'll see
that I'm gonna win and leave you deformed.

Run away run away that's all i have to say
Or duck and cover with your sweet ol' mother
But if you want to burn go ahead and take your turn
Do what you can but I'll just rebuff you again!

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 10, 2008, 06:06:46 am

USELESS CUNTS DO YOU WANT ONE MORE EACH OR WHAT

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: Bravo on November 10, 2008, 06:21:18 am

your choice

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 10, 2008, 06:23:50 am

good a quick response i was getting frustrated chasing people around in the last few battles, doppleganger want another round?

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: Doppleganger on November 10, 2008, 06:38:11 am

So you think rockin' the blues makes you pimp game?
Well I got news for you bro- your shit's plain tame/
Run away run away? That's just redundant and lame/
And damn straight I'll burn- everything I spit is flame/

Like everything I do, I play Monopoly Properly/
I think everything through, I'm a modern day Socrates/
The next time you think about dissing my properties/
A suggestion -a concession- is what you should just offer me

You took a chance on a stance that just didn't deliver/
Pulled tired lines from the community chest in hopes that I'd quiver/
But I blew through that mess and sent a dope shiver
straight down your spine and right through your liver

Bravo, thanks a lot for givin' me props/
it takes a lot to big up and say my shit is hot/
I'd like to do the same and tell you good game/
but the closest thing to props you'll get from me is when I mention your name

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: PTizzle on November 11, 2008, 02:52:26 am

I think Doppleganger has it unless Bravo comes up with something.

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: Bravo on November 11, 2008, 04:38:50 pm

You think you can win?
A tired old dinosaur like you; who joined in 2002
Your fossils belong in the mud
You can't compete with this new blood.

I'm bringing change to this ol' game
you're just promising more of the same
It won't cut it no more, the by the book rhymes
You're going to have do better and adjust with the times!

You occasionally impress me with your so called thunder
But just like Tommy Tutone you're a one hit wonder
The rest of the time bro I'm just groanin'
And like an idolater you're in for a stonin'

You're the warts under the Phantom of the opera's mask, all bloody and peeling like a fish being scaled, cooked, and served while still alive to eager young patrons like they do in East Asian countries.

As a self-proclaimed Socrates you know full well the metaphor of the cave
well crawl back inside because you've just been gutted at the nave!

Like Abraham Lincoln I can't be called a liar,
I said you'd burn and you did, just like the Great Chicago Fire.
The lanturn may have been knocked over by a cattle,
but needless to say I've won this battle.

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 11, 2008, 10:38:02 pm

VOTING TIME

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: Strangeluv on November 11, 2008, 11:50:59 pm

Voted Doppleganger because his flowed better, imo.

Title: EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 13, 2008, 12:55:53 am

DOPPLEGANGER CONGRATS ON BEING THE FINAL PERSON TO MAKE IT INTO THE QUARTER FINALS