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Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 14, 2008, 05:41:43 am
Since we are getting closer to finding out who is the GW FREESTYLE CHAMPION I decided to change the format of these battles a little.


For each battle I make I am going to pick a phrase/theme and you have to include it in your verse, you will now also be judged on how creative your use of that theme or words is in your battle rhymes.

Here are the three words you must include in your first verse: grandfather, disco and why.

There are seriously loads of cool things you can do! Use this beautiful woman for inspiration:

(http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/7820.jpg)

Other than that the same rules apply:

YOU KNOW THE DRILL GUYS NOW GET TO IT!


Firstly here is a quick recap of the rules and some tips for the public to vote on who is the best:



Members of the public do not post or vote in this topic until each competitor has posted two verses each


QUARTER FINALS ROUND 1: DOPPLEGANGER VERSUS COUCHFIEND

Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: Doppleganger on November 17, 2008, 07:51:31 pm
I'm gonna preach this speechless non-sayer back in time/
to an era where he mighta dared ta drop the preemptive rhyme
and put me on the defense instead of on the attack/
'cos as it stands I'm gonna break his shiny disco ballsack

So here we are in the seventies when disco was king/
and a playa named Dopple grandfathered the scene
of rap battling -while trying to bring-
the funk back to a topic that's all but sunk

I'm not tryin' to rock the boat, but Couch is out doin' coke/
taken fifths of beethoven just tryin to cope/
in hopes that he might soon meet the reaper
'cos my rhymes are so ill I'd give him saturday night fever

Couch, I'm callin' you out -pick it up- do the hustle/
prove to me I don't wanna tussle with the muscle/
I got you shake, shake, shakin' and askin' yourself why/
it's gonna be me -not you- that's singing stayin' alive!
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: cowardknower on November 18, 2008, 01:30:38 pm
/me snorts coke
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: Strangeluv on November 18, 2008, 01:36:31 pm
-_-
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: Doppleganger on November 18, 2008, 04:27:37 pm
That's not very impressive, Couch. I was looking forward to battling you, as I thought you were me...
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: Dale Gobbler on November 18, 2008, 04:58:16 pm
Heh, that was pretty clever couch. Can we vote yet?
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: local_dunce on November 18, 2008, 05:03:01 pm
Quote from: Afura on November 14, 2008, 05:41:43 am
(http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/7820.jpg)

is it weird that this hotlinked image gave me a huge erection?
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: Biggles on November 19, 2008, 12:58:43 am
CONCHFELD WONT SACRIFICE CONCHFELDS UNIQUE POSTING STYLE FOR NO RAP BATTLE CONCHFELSE IS AN ORIGINAL GUY
(this was gay, I am very disappointed)
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 19, 2008, 05:49:29 am
Yeah this is fucking gay couch, why did you even sign up?
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: DS on November 19, 2008, 07:34:28 am
couch seriously dopple's coming at you with all he's got... don't you want to test out your skills... see how far you can go without depending on anyone else's strength......
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: ase on November 19, 2008, 08:07:39 am
i dont know what you guys are talkin about i thought couch won this one hands down!
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 19, 2008, 08:59:56 am
2mrw its over
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: Lars on November 19, 2008, 09:57:48 am
couch doesnt care about black people
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: cowardknower on November 19, 2008, 01:55:30 pm
doppleganger man you ain't a stranger to my prowess, we been bros
since back the day i did you tracks to score some dollars
so given those pages i'd at least 'xpect you to know
that i'm a man always delivers when he commits to a show

rest of yall, relax, don't get them panties in a bunch.
daddys gotta work so you can have that packed lunch.
i got snow to blow, bach to clock, cloves to smoke.
cant shit around on gamingworld all day like you folks.

just gimme a minute, jesus guys.
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: cowardknower on November 19, 2008, 01:58:16 pm
you know what yeah i just withdraw cause I am holding things up and don't have time.  sorry dopp!
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: Doppleganger on November 19, 2008, 04:48:41 pm
S'all good. I noticed that you've been pretty busy as of late. I won't hold it against you.

But this means that we gotta get the next battle rolling!
Title: COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch.
Post by: ThugTears666 on November 20, 2008, 07:09:19 am
DOPPLE WINS