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Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Barack Obama on December 06, 2008, 03:01:14 am
The bigmac vs. whopper... arch enemies locked in battle for decades....

Now Burger King is stepping up the challenge and will be feeding hamburgers to people who don't even have a word for hamburgers...
http://www.whoppervirgins.com/
who do u think is gonna win? which is ur favorite?

Are you a whopper virgin yourself? Go out and get a whopper and bigmac, eat both and report back to us after you've busted your burger cherry.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Mince Wobley on December 06, 2008, 03:05:18 am
I once almost ate a bigmac but gave up because it tasted like nothing and some other reason. I never had a whopper either and never will.

Also I'm not sure if I like that as a marketing strategy but I know that they have reasons to do it like brand awareness blah blah blah
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Ryan on December 06, 2008, 03:06:38 am
Whoppers are fuckin gross. long live bigmacs and their special sauce.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: TFT on December 06, 2008, 03:08:15 am
man, big macs almost hurt your chest to eat. whoppers are just as disgusting.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Farren on December 06, 2008, 03:13:36 am
like those assholes would actually go through with this if they liked mcdonalds I fucking hate burger king and mcdonalds so much.

I mean the food is shit but I'll eat it I just hate most of the management that work there and the fucking ad campaigns why can't you stupid ass people get over yourselves everyone knows what your shit food is why don't you use that money to pay your poor fucking employees that can't afford a place to live because the pay the so shitty god I hate them so much.

CAFT: they paid me like 6.75 or some crap the entire time I was there as a 16 year old kid working grill and I got like maybe 60 cents in raises after working there for two years god I was such an idiot.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: dragonx on December 06, 2008, 03:17:39 am
subway
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Strangeluv on December 06, 2008, 03:19:54 am
I've never had either (no Burger King or... where do they sell Whoppers, Burger King too?), pretty proud of it too. They both sound terrible.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Mateui on December 06, 2008, 03:21:44 am
I've never had either myself as well. I tend to stick to chicken burgers if I even want to eat a burger, which I don't do that often.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Barack Obama on December 06, 2008, 03:23:24 am
subway
look at this virgin posting sandwich shit in a burger thread

get the fuck out of here
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Bobberticus on December 06, 2008, 03:24:44 am
I'm sorry, but with a triple-o's at my convenience (a chain only existing in western canada as far as I know), I don't need any other burgers.

but tbh i have neither had a whopper nor bigmac
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Immakinganaccountk on December 06, 2008, 03:28:52 am
This isn't fair...

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/54690/100_4017.JPG)

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/54690/starving_child-sudan2.jpg)

No way someone could get that thin without dying first.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Barack Obama on December 06, 2008, 03:29:06 am
This isn't fair...

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/54690/100_4017.JPG)

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/54690/starving_child-sudan2.jpg)
lol talk about owned
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Standard Toaster on December 06, 2008, 03:31:00 am
sometimes i just really crave SHIT FOOD so i've had both burger king and mcdonalds quite a bit, i think whoppers are like 100x better than big macs
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Barack Obama on December 06, 2008, 03:32:01 am
sometimes i just really crave SHIT FOOD so i've had both burger king and mcdonalds quite a bit, i think whoppers are like 100x better than big macs

this is what I'm talkin about here.

WHopper 2 Bigmac 1
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: crone_lover720 on December 06, 2008, 03:39:58 am
man you people are really being too uptight about this (yes, I realize this thread is supposed to be "irony"). you're forgetting that these people wouldn't even have food otherwise! burger king is giving them a free lunch AND flying them to the states, for free. are you seriously going attack the BK for what is essentially charity work?

those are some fine tommy hilfiger shirts. father and son?
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Barack Obama on December 06, 2008, 03:43:37 am
those are some fine tommy hilfiger shirts. father and son?

lol i completely missed those

that makes that picture so much better
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Mince Wobley on December 06, 2008, 03:48:11 am
I was looking at the website and the people they show don't really look like they "wouldn't even have food". Then "they fly them to the states" like it's a lot better. Like United States of America is the best place that exists in the world. That makes no sense. And to someone who is starving it doesn't make a difference if it's a big mac or whopper.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: crone_lover720 on December 06, 2008, 03:51:36 am
I think they are starving them beforehand to make sure the taste test remains untainted by external influences.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Dale Gobbler on December 06, 2008, 03:59:23 am
If they never had westernized food like fast food burgers and stuff, then they'll probably spit it out after they eat it. And if they don't spit it out, the whole thing is rigged.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: dragonx on December 06, 2008, 04:05:48 am
look at this virgin posting sandwich shit in a burger thread

get the fuck out of here

hey fuck you buddy

I have had both

(yes the BigMac and the Whopper) and they are both EQUALLY shit

like, very very shit

so shit TFT almost looks human


and subway is better than all 3
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Barack Obama on December 06, 2008, 04:11:33 am
hey fuck you buddy

I have had both

(yes the BigMac and the Whopper) and they are both EQUALLY shit

like, very very shit

so shit TFT almost looks human


and subway is better than all 3

make a poast about it. in here... it's burger time
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: TFT on December 06, 2008, 04:12:32 am
well dude if i had to pick i'd go with da big mac
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: dragonx on December 06, 2008, 04:16:24 am
make a poast about it. in here... it's burger time

i dont bend my will to trolls.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Barack Obama on December 06, 2008, 04:20:57 am
i dont bend my will to trolls.
troll this
*points to dick n; balls*
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: dragonx on December 06, 2008, 04:26:43 am
troll this
*points to dick n; balls*

get out of general

*points to pile of feces*
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 06, 2008, 04:32:40 am
uh oh a challenge.

ps guys you're all kind of making this topic shitty. joe can troll his own topic and be like "HEH OWNED SUDAN" but when half the topic is eagerly trying to do it as well and the other half is debating Burger King versus McDonalds and the topic is really about a really disgusting ad campaign, it makes everyone look bad.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: The Truth on December 06, 2008, 04:38:39 am
that ad campaign should be offensive to literally anyone with a conscience
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: The Truth on December 06, 2008, 04:39:03 am
jus namedroppin my pal joe here

did i ever tell you joe knows me

yeah im a pretty cool dude i hang out with joe
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Ryan on December 06, 2008, 04:46:22 am
burger king is so charitable. it really takes a lot of good will to fly over some poor little bumpkin who's never even heard of a whopper and bringing them to the good ole U.S.A.

They're also giving them a free burger!!!
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 06, 2008, 04:46:29 am
jus namedroppin my pal joe here

did i ever tell you joe knows me

yeah im a pretty cool dude i hang out with joe

his name was jewfoodjoe for a long time, and also joe is better than saying SR or DC.

that ad campaign should be offensive to literally anyone with a conscience

idk if it's that bad but that's splitting hairs probably, this is at best kind of unwholesome and at worst probably really fucking awful in some dreadful anthropological sense we can't grasp.

BUT LETS ACTUALLY DEBATE WHICH IS BETTER! AD IS A SUCCESS.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: headphonics on December 06, 2008, 04:47:34 am
dont forget WB
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: AdderallApocalypse on December 06, 2008, 04:49:11 am
Whoppers are fuckin gross. long live bigmacs and their special sauce.
Everyone and their sister knows that it's just thousand island dressing. And even if there is a subtle difference, then knowing the ingredients of thousand island dressing is very close to decoding the secret sauce.

Oh yeah, Subway rocks...does anyone else think Arby's is shit?
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Bandito on December 06, 2008, 04:52:27 am
Go eat a Big crunch at KFC and see what is a real sandwich...

Quote
I've never had either (no Burger King or... where do they sell Whoppers, Burger King too?), pretty proud of it too. They both sound terrible.

You'll get fat just thinking about having one... :fogetshifty:
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 06, 2008, 05:01:18 am
what is there to even discuss regarding the ad campaign? ITS HORRIBLE. okay cool this has never been said before about an ad campaign so lets rehash it cause i haven't heard enough 16 year olds' opinions on evil multinational corporations.

this one is admittedly something else though. they got the guy from DOGTOWN AND THE ZBOYS or whatever that shitty skater movie was and somehow they're campaigning some legitimacy by using a peoples with, to paraphrase panda, their own rich tapestry of culture, ethnicity, religions, and of course food, and saying THESE PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW BURGER LIKE OURS. this ad crosses the rubicon, floodpants cinched up entirely too high, a shiteating grin on its face as it attempts to use people's natural respect of documentarians and other people who seem like they know their shit to sell burgers.

also its better than debating the merits of burgerking and mcdonalds.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Standard Toaster on December 06, 2008, 05:04:32 am
that ad campaign should be offensive to literally anyone with a conscience
i don't even see why its all that offensive. NO WHERE in the ad does it mention flying people to the us at all, and GREENLAND/ROMANIA don't seem like "oh these poor oppressed starving people"


edit: at WORST its like making them ignore their own cultural standards but like that happens every second of every day so whats the point of arguing that
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 06, 2008, 05:07:32 am
wait what? greenland? lemme click this ad, the one I saw went to some african tribe!
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 06, 2008, 05:10:26 am
oh it was thailand my bad.

i dont even know if i was being accidentally racist because thai people look nothing like black people, i just could have sworn they dug up some tribe in africa though.

but no dude it's still offensive to basically say "these people are ignorant about how shitty we are, lets trick them into advertising our burgers for like five hundred bucks each while we reap in millions from an ad campaign that claims objectivity and ignore the fact that you shouldn't really use other cultures to sell products"
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: the_bub_from_the_pit on December 06, 2008, 06:09:23 am
ROMANIA don't seem like "oh these poor oppressed starving people"

i don't know, but romania is a pretty shitty country
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Standard Toaster on December 06, 2008, 06:27:16 am
i don't know, but romania is a pretty shitty country
Quote from: wikipedia
With a GDP of around $264 billion and a GDP per capita (PPP) of $12,285[115] estimated for 2008, Romania is an upper-middle income country economy

i don't know where you got that
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on December 06, 2008, 10:02:07 am
maybe he is racist towards gypsies?

that seems to be most of their complaints anyways

Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Jayce on December 06, 2008, 10:16:35 am
I remember when I grabbed my first Whopper and stuffed it in my gob, I just about choked...
The taste was new to me, and the secret sauce trickled down the side of my mouth and down my chin.
Then the Big Mac came along, wasn't quite the same as the Whopper, I mean, sure it was BIG and everything but I dunno, it had this odd smell and texture to it, almost like it had already been chewed up and spat out...
I didn't mind though, it was strong in structure and wholesome, a real handful to tame...
But I did, and that's my story.

The End
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Mongoloid on December 06, 2008, 10:48:02 am
Whopper>Big Mac

I think some comedy mentioned it sometime, but I have this terrible feeling that all along they've been just throwing the tops of the second Big Mac buns in the garbage.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: bonermobile on December 06, 2008, 11:54:30 am
wendy's is my preferred burger establishment
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Alec on December 06, 2008, 02:25:30 pm
Whopper>Big Mac

I think some comedy mentioned it sometime, but I have this terrible feeling that all along they've been just throwing the tops of the second Big Mac buns in the garbage.
i don't know if you're serious, but the middle bun isn't a bottom bun, it's got white on both sides. But big macs are terrible. Whoppers are terrible, this ad is terrible, omcifer's avatar is terrible, half the posts in this thread are terrible topic over.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: big ass skelly on December 06, 2008, 03:20:21 pm
I got a better experiment. You get a really starving child like that kid on the first page, keep forcefeeding alternating whoppers and big macs till his shrivelled body dies. Whichever burger he was eating when he died loses because it's less healthy
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: 2beers on December 06, 2008, 04:10:33 pm
Homemade burgers are way better. Less grease, cheaper, and better ingredients. Only downside is you have to make it yourself.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Rowain on December 06, 2008, 04:37:40 pm
I havent read any of the topic, but this is pretty funny. I dont know what else to say. It's just completely ridiculous.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: chanicakes on December 06, 2008, 04:52:04 pm
I had a whopper for the first time last night... I actually thought it was pretty good, and I don't like big mac's at all, they are just plain sick with the thousand island dressing they put on it... I always had to replace that crap with mayo ketchup and mustard.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Mince Wobley on December 06, 2008, 04:57:30 pm
Chanicakes you're breast feeding (if you're not you should) you can't ingest toxins like that
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Post by: Frankie on December 06, 2008, 05:01:52 pm
Home made burgers will always be the best.

Also it makes you wonder, what would happen if every single one of them liked the big mac better. Like, that they just couldn't cut all of those who like the big mac and only show videos of those who like the whooper because nothing would be left. Theyd just cancel the campaign? They would show it anyways but then show BUT THEY DIED OF FOOD POISONNING SHORTLY AFTERWARDS.... Or maybe theyre rigging them' burgers to make sure they like the whooper, like adding a shitload of salt to the big macs or adding some spices to the whooper that they will reckognize from where theyre from. They have to have some way of being sure this isnt going to end in McDonalds favor...

most likely though that they arn't really conducting any tests and just hire actors?
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: goldenratio on December 06, 2008, 05:05:54 pm
Whopper, Virginia

i dont really like burger king, especially the whopper. for some reason they taste weird to me. I dont know if its the ketchup, the cheese, the meat, the grease or some combination thereof, but they dont taste like any other burger and in a bad way.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: The Truth on December 06, 2008, 05:08:33 pm
i don't even see why its all that offensive. NO WHERE in the ad does it mention flying people to the us at all, and GREENLAND/ROMANIA don't seem like "oh these poor oppressed starving people"


edit: at WORST its like making them ignore their own cultural standards but like that happens every second of every day so whats the point of arguing that

lolin over here

yeah man romania doesn't seem that bad! they only have probably the most orphans per capita of any country in europe but living in your own filth in the countryside is pretty rad! ceausescu owned he was such a cool guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go romania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 06, 2008, 05:10:34 pm
borat was filmed in romania btw; that wasn't a set, it was a shitty village for real.

the way they'll sway it is exactly what you said. NOW; there will be some token people who like mcdonalds better, just to add legitimacy. but I will bet you the burger they serve them will be fresher and better than any we could get at burger king.

i mean this guy isn't a scientist or a filmmaker. DOGTOWN AND THE ZBOYS or whatever, a movie everyone knows was shit. he was as close to illegitimate as they could get without crossing the line.

it's also supposedly a full documentary, so most of it will be some pseudo national geographic stuff, only it'll have that kind of unwholesome "lookit the freaks! they dont burg?" appeal.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Standard Toaster on December 06, 2008, 05:36:35 pm
borat was filmed in romania btw; that wasn't a set, it was a shitty village for real.
i realize that, but you can find shitty (shittier) villages all around the world no matter the prosperity of the country. i could travel 15 minutes away from my house and find worse places than there.

yeah man romania doesn't seem that bad! they only have probably the most orphans per capita of any country in europe but living in your own filth in the countryside is pretty rad! ceausescu owned he was such a cool guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go romania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
yea good job talking about romania 20-40 years ago when it was still part of the ussr! way to be relevant man! just ignore the fact that it has one of the highest growing GDPs in europe etc

maybe from the ultra-consumerist view of the US living in the country-side is a bad thing but i think most of the people who do it have rather different social and cultural norms.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: The Truth on December 06, 2008, 05:46:04 pm
i realize that, but you can find shitty (shittier) villages all around the world no matter the prosperity of the country. i could travel 15 minutes away from my house and find worse places than there.
yea good job talking about romania 20-40 years ago when it was still part of the ussr! way to be relevant man! just ignore the fact that it has one of the highest growing GDPs in europe etc

maybe from the ultra-consumerist view of the US living in the country-side is a bad thing but i think most of the people who do it have rather different social and cultural norms.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if you live in the first world than no, you can't find shittier villages than that.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ROMANIA?????????

Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Blitzen on December 06, 2008, 05:47:20 pm
My favourite burger is the Baconator from Wendy's. I like it because it 1) is filled with pork 2) reminds me of Terminator and I can make that bad joke "I am the Baconator. Come with me if you want deliciousness." in the Shwarzenegger accent every time.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Ryan on December 06, 2008, 05:49:55 pm
holy shit i used to work at wendys. that burger is the grossest shit ever man, ughhhhhhhhh. it's usually SO GREASY that the ENTIRE WRAPPER IS SEE-THROUGH mere seconds after wrapping it.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Standard Toaster on December 06, 2008, 05:54:38 pm
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if you live in the first world than no, you can't find shittier villages than that.
have you ever been to inner city detroit? just because its not out in the countryside doesn't mean it isn't as bad. i'm pretty sure poor romanian villages don't have tons of homeless people and lots of crime/violence!

have you ever been to native american reservations (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Ridge_Indian_Reservation)? those places have some of the worst living conditions imaginable, so bad that they are often compared to third world countries


also yo romania is considered a 1st world country since the end of the ussr sooooooo

Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Blitzen on December 06, 2008, 05:55:35 pm
I know. If you're going to destroy your health eating congealed meats covered in salt and pork-byproducts, go big or go home is what I say.

BTW. Romania ranks a 0.813 on the Human Development Index, which is fairly high, so while it may only be a middle income country and the people don't make much money per head, its probably still a more-than-hospitable place to live.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Standard Toaster on December 06, 2008, 05:58:13 pm
My favourite burger is the Baconator from Wendy's. I like it because it 1) is filled with pork 2) reminds me of Terminator and I can make that bad joke "I am the Baconator. Come with me if you want deliciousness." in the Shwarzenegger accent every time.
man i've had those a couple of times and i'm pretty sure your probability of coronary failure grows exponentially after each one.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Mama Luigi on December 06, 2008, 06:08:00 pm
I like the taste of the Whopper and the Big Mac. That said, that shit is horrible for your health and I try to eat them very infrequently!

Subway or Taco Johns makes me go :)
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: The Truth on December 06, 2008, 06:11:18 pm
have you ever been to inner city detroit? just because its not out in the countryside doesn't mean it isn't as bad. i'm pretty sure poor romanian villages don't have tons of homeless people and lots of crime/violence!

have you ever been to native american reservations (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Ridge_Indian_Reservation)? those places have some of the worst living conditions imaginable, so bad that they are often compared to third world countries


also yo romania is considered a 1st world country since the end of the ussr sooooooo



hahaha look how dumb you are
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Wash Cycle on December 06, 2008, 06:18:03 pm
hey truth

quick name a country in europe that is worse than romania

Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 06, 2008, 06:25:36 pm
britain...

welcome to downing street, b*ch heres your diaper and flies.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Mince Wobley on December 06, 2008, 06:29:29 pm
Truth stop trolling go post your stupid nonsense somewhere else
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Puppet Master on December 06, 2008, 06:36:58 pm
If it wasn't for burger king putting the core of the lettuce on the whopper I would pick that, but I will have to go with a big mac instead.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: AdderallApocalypse on December 06, 2008, 06:37:59 pm
i don't know if you're serious, but the middle bun isn't a bottom bun, it's got white on both sides. But big macs are terrible. Whoppers are terrible, this ad is terrible, omcifer's avatar is terrible, half the posts in this thread are terrible topic over.
This avatar is a piece of GW history, how dare you.

hahaha look how dumb you are
You are really annoying.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 06, 2008, 06:41:53 pm
you've been nominated for worst avatar for that rone pic btw.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: AdderallApocalypse on December 06, 2008, 06:46:51 pm
Oh well.

I'd rather be nominated for that than nothing.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: the bloddy ghost on December 06, 2008, 07:06:54 pm
this whole ad must be nothing more than a whopper, I guess.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: the_bub_from_the_pit on December 06, 2008, 07:24:15 pm
about romania:

it's pretty easy to just pull up wikipedia links and say HEY LOOK GDP IS GOING UP!!! but that's pretty much ignoring everything else about the country as a whole. i've actually been there, and the place is a fucking mess. there's still a shitload of buildings that are STILL ruined from ww2 and it just looks like a wasteland disaster. crime is VERY common there and there are a lot of poor people. and by a lot, I mean a LOT. there are old homeless people scattered all over the street begging for change looking as if they haven't eaten/taken a shower in years. imagine a north american homeless person but infinitely worse. and these people are EVERYWHERE. plus there are tons of shitty villages everywhere. btw, lolling at the detroit analogy. also driving is insane and there are pretty much no rules on the road nor with the police. if you're speeding, just give the cop some money and everything's fine!! this is basically a country with almost no laws outside of THE CAPITAL.

but yeah, this isn't to say that there aren't other shittier european countries, because there are, but that doesn't make romania any less shitty. *pulls up a wikipedia statistic*
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: NightBlade on December 06, 2008, 07:30:00 pm
that ad campaign should be offensive to literally anyone with a conscience

Is it OK to find it just incredibly stupid?
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Barack Obama on December 06, 2008, 07:53:18 pm
are they flying the people to the USA? From the looks of it to me they're just dragging them into a building and bringing the burgers to them via helicopter and shit.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: IceManual5580 on December 06, 2008, 08:07:11 pm
Just the though of a fast-food joint trying to make a good burger by slapping on lettuce tomato bacon cheese onions and "Special" sauce makes me want to puke. especially the fact that they have that shit frozen and then microwaved.

Long live pizza and real burgers
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Alec on December 06, 2008, 08:15:26 pm
i'm pretty sure they don't. idk maybe harry can tell me if i'm wrong but the meat and stuff is generally grilled or deep fried in most fast food places. only hot vegetables go in the microwave and stuff like CHOPPED anything, which is leftovers from the night before.

EDIT: I could be terribly wrong
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Standard Toaster on December 06, 2008, 08:20:53 pm
about romania:

it's pretty easy to just pull up wikipedia links and say HEY LOOK GDP IS GOING UP!!! but that's pretty much ignoring everything else about the country as a whole. i've actually been there, and the place is a fucking mess. there's still a shitload of buildings that are STILL ruined from ww2 and it just looks like a wasteland disaster. crime is VERY common there and there are a lot of poor people. and by a lot, I mean a LOT. there are old homeless people scattered all over the street begging for change looking as if they haven't eaten/taken a shower in years. imagine a north american homeless person but infinitely worse. and these people are EVERYWHERE. plus there are tons of shitty villages everywhere. btw, lolling at the detroit analogy. also driving is insane and there are pretty much no rules on the road nor with the police. if you're speeding, just give the cop some money and everything's fine!! this is basically a country with almost no laws outside of THE CAPITAL.

but yeah, this isn't to say that there aren't other shittier european countries, because there are, but that doesn't make romania any less shitty. *pulls up a wikipedia statistic*
did you completely miss blitzen's post about the human development index? romania is ranked 60 out of 177 countries (US is 12, canada is 4), i'll agree with you that clearly romania is not #1 COUNTRY and is worse off than the US but its also far far from the worst.


my detroit/indian reservation analogies were more making the point that shitty places are everywhere
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Farren on December 06, 2008, 09:21:51 pm
i'm pretty sure they don't. idk maybe harry can tell me if i'm wrong but the meat and stuff is generally grilled or deep fried in most fast food places. only hot vegetables go in the microwave and stuff like CHOPPED anything, which is leftovers from the night before.

EDIT: I could be terribly wrong


the meat is flash grilled on these huge metal heated plates that you pull over the meat all of the fried stuff is deep fried. The grilled chicken which is usually the only thing I eat at mcdonalds and is steam cooked and all the vegitables are pulled out of a walk in fridge and dumped into plastic containers in the middle of the prep table and will usually sit there for hours.

they try to rotate everything but somehow manage to avoid the CONDIMENTS which are sitting in water half the time they are so retarded.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: The Dude on December 06, 2008, 10:15:49 pm
Aw man you burger noobs. Wendy's Bacon Mushroom Melt.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: NightBlade on December 06, 2008, 10:27:30 pm
Aw man you burger noobs. Wendy's Bacon Mushroom Melt.

Makes me cough up just trying to say that, let alone eat it.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Pulits on December 06, 2008, 11:22:08 pm
Fast food is fucking gross. Go eat real food.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Mince Wobley on December 07, 2008, 12:36:12 am
Just a question does it have to be corporate food in order to be called fast food or could something like a banana be called fast food too?
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Alec on December 07, 2008, 04:18:31 am
Aw man you burger noobs. Wendy's Bacon Mushroom Melt.
i don't eat anything that can grow out of rotten wood.
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Post by: 2beers on December 07, 2008, 04:49:02 am
Just a question does it have to be corporate food in order to be called fast food or could something like a banana be called fast food too?

fast food
–noun
food, as hamburgers, pizza, or fried chicken, that is prepared in quantity by a standardized method and can be dispensed quickly at inexpensive restaurants for eating there or elsewhere.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fast+food
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 07:00:24 am
fuck you guys get out of here
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 07:09:59 am
whopper or bigmac pick one or fuck off (http://discharges.org/h/0909/)
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Post by: Bobberticus on December 07, 2008, 07:22:13 am
whopper or bigmac pick one or fuck off (http://vry explicit image​)
what the fuck dude get the hell off my internet
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 07:26:46 am
what the fuck dude get the hell off my internet
you're gay
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Post by: Marmot on December 07, 2008, 07:34:08 am
las coyote burgers de nueve pesos
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 07:40:40 am
las coyote burgers de nueve pesos
ey chihuahua
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Post by: Dulcinea on December 07, 2008, 07:47:47 am
I'm a whopper virgin... :-/
XD
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 07:50:22 am
I'm a whopper virgin... :-/
XD
would you be willing to go out to get a whopper and then bust your cherry live on webcam???
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Post by: Sredni Vashtar on December 07, 2008, 07:54:28 am
This is why I'm a whopper virgin
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/39027/BK.jpg)

40 grams of fat are you fucking kidding me

edit: okay correction a born-again whopper virgin

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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 08:00:49 am
This is why I'm a whopper virgin
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/39027/BK.jpg)

40 grams of fat are you fucking kidding me

edit: okay correction a born-again whopper virgin


what did you pay for some kind of burger-hymen restoration surgery?
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 08:02:30 am
Who's idea was it to start putting mayo on burgers?????

that shit is repulsive
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Post by: The Truth on December 07, 2008, 08:03:15 am
did you completely miss blitzen's post about the human development index? romania is ranked 60 out of 177 countries (US is 12, canada is 4), i'll agree with you that clearly romania is not #1 COUNTRY and is worse off than the US but its also far far from the worst.


my detroit/indian reservation analogies were more making the point that shitty places are everywhere

Your analogy wasn't that at all! Your analogy was somehow to say that detroit/indian reservations are as bad as rural romania which isn't the case whatsoever.
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Post by: Parker on December 07, 2008, 08:07:53 am
big mac
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Post by: Mikemc on December 07, 2008, 08:17:15 am
If they never had westernized food like fast food burgers and stuff, then they'll probably spit it out after they eat it. And if they don't spit it out, the whole thing is rigged.
(http://members.shaw.ca/mccall1/smilies/thumbup.gif)

I love McD's! At least once a week I swing buy on my way to work to grab a cheese burger or two. But a Double Teen from A&W is my favorite.

- Mike
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 08:20:07 am
(http://members.shaw.ca/mccall1/smilies/thumbup.gif)

I love McD's! At least once a week I swing buy on my way to work to grab a cheese burger or two. But a Double Teen from A&W is my favorite.

- Mike

so is it whopper or bigmac???
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Post by: Mikemc on December 07, 2008, 08:26:38 am
Oh sorry, I thought not even mentioning BK would help.. I prefer MacDonalds periode.
Here's an interesting read:
http://chucks-fun.blogspot.com/2007/04/did-you-know-mcdonalds-and-burger-king.html

- Mike
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Post by: losc on December 07, 2008, 08:35:01 am
Guys, wendys baconator, nothing compares. These things are perfect.
And only as many calories as like 8 mcdonalds shakes! or was that fat... who knows, who cares.
no seriously eat one now.
but if I had to choose, I would probably go with a whopper, if only for the fact that mcd's burgers seem to be shrinking very fast.
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 08:41:25 am
Guys, wendys baconator, nothing compares. These things are perfect.
And only as many calories as like 8 mcdonalds shakes! or was that fat... who knows, who cares.
no seriously eat one now.
but if I had to choose, I would probably go with a whopper, if only for the fact that mcd's burgers seem to be shrinking very fast.
i kno what u mean... the more meatier the burger, the happier i am :fogetcool:
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Post by: TFT on December 07, 2008, 09:00:39 am
would you be willing to go out to get a whopper and then bust your cherry live on webcam???

man, i remember someone on gw doing this. i can't remember who, but it was just a video of him eating a hamburger. i think it was steel, idk.
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 09:57:32 am
man, i remember someone on gw doing this. i can't remember who, but it was just a video of him eating a hamburger. i think it was steel, idk.
looks like we've got another whopper lover

(motherfucker looks like he is FORCING himself to eat it and he's going to puke during the whole thing, I think this video is the strongest evidence that Warhol is actually a reptilian space alien)
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Post by: Dulcinea on December 07, 2008, 07:21:06 pm
would you be willing to go out to get a whopper and then bust your cherry live on webcam???

I don't know. That's offensive content.


The 40 grams of fat, I mean.
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Post by: Seawed on December 07, 2008, 09:50:23 pm
I generally don't eat fast food since I actually prefer the taste of home-made food (and it's healthier!).

However, I go to the US every year and there are days we would spend doing some shopping or bowling and whatnot and have to eat at these joints since they seem to be the only thing around.  I've eaten Big Macs and Whoppers and to be honest I don't get what's so disgusting about them. I mean seriously, people in this topic are making it sound like "EW GROSS WHOPPER VOMITROCIOUS  BIG MAC BLARRGHHHH". It tastes okay to me! Granted, it's nothing compared to a real burger but I don't see what makes them FUCKING DISGUSTING DUDE.

I think this is a nice thing to do...Sure it has marketing written all over it, but there's a chance that some people who don't usually get fed will at least get a burger for a day. On one hand, if they take it to places with a lot of starvation, I don't really expect anyone to go "EW GROSS THIS THING SUCKS". They'll probably inhale the fucking burger, because I know I would. So there's the whole "They'll get mostly good responses anyway which is basically kind of biased".
Sure, some cultures will dislike it, but they probably won't even show that if it did happen.

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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 10:01:21 pm
guys its not like Burger king is seeking out starving people in the third world to feed burgers to because it's a nice thing to do, they're just finding regular people in exotic locales who haven't heard of burgers from around the world for a hyped up taste testing
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 07, 2008, 10:02:04 pm
i was th eone who did it! i got a burger from the burger king got a little drunk and dissected it. then i bit into it and it was AWFUL. i didn't know this at the time but that burger king is one of the worst in the area. it was genuinely shit.
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Post by: Barack Obama on December 07, 2008, 10:03:38 pm
I don't know. That's offensive content.


The 40 grams of fat, I mean.

we could take it slow... just ease it in and go at your own pace. I'm not pressuring you, but this is pretty important for the future of our relationship
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Post by: crone_lover720 on December 07, 2008, 10:04:28 pm
if you'd feed a big mac to a starving person they wouldn't be able to digest it and they'd die.
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Post by: Kef on December 08, 2008, 02:59:56 am
i haven't had either one in years but from what i remember, whoppers are better, even though they tasted like Liquid Smoke
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Post by: the_bub_from_the_pit on December 08, 2008, 04:52:03 pm
so looks like the video is up

http://www.whoppervirgins.com/


is it just me or are both sides bullshiting completely that they like the food?
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Post by: Blitzen on December 08, 2008, 05:03:56 pm
Haha, the Americans liked the foreign food more than the foreigners liked the burgers.
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Post by: NightBlade on December 08, 2008, 05:41:24 pm
Guys, wendys baconator, nothing compares. These things are perfect.
And only as many calories as like 8 mcdonalds shakes! or was that fat... who knows, who cares.
no seriously eat one now.
but if I had to choose, I would probably go with a whopper, if only for the fact that mcd's burgers seem to be shrinking very fast.

The baconator is... edible; providing the "cook" makes it correctly (hint, he won't)

The more intricate the burger, the more likely the workers will screw it up or just half ass it. (Here, have a quart of mayo!)
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Post by: Doktormartini on December 08, 2008, 05:46:52 pm
I have a friend who saw Supersize Me and he's like, "Man, I'm never eating McDonalds again!"  But he goes to like Burger King and Taco Bell about 4-5 times a week.

Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Alec on December 08, 2008, 05:47:51 pm
The baconator is... edible; providing the "cook" makes it correctly (hint, he won't)

The more intricate the burger, the more likely the workers will screw it up or just half ass it. (Here, have a quart of mayo!)
i only do that when people order like ten sandwiches at like nine or ten o'clock at night and i feel like being passive-aggressive.

What's that? You wanted the mayo on top of the bun? That's kinda weird and i think it'll get all over your fingers, but YOU'RE THE BOSS
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Post by: Mince Wobley on December 08, 2008, 06:12:34 pm
Doktor industrial food is just like that it has one million ingredients even if the real counterpart is like an orange. If they made an industrial orange it would have at least half those things in that list.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 08, 2008, 06:30:57 pm
no dude look! there's CHEMICALS ughhhhhh how can anyone not die THEY'D JUST DIE its unnatural. chew on some arthrospira platensis instead of honey mustard.
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Post by: Killer Wolf on December 08, 2008, 06:54:49 pm
Sometimes when I'm in a hurry, I buy and actually enjoy the BK Double Stacker, because it is one of few sandwiches that can be ordered without any threat of mayonnaise what so ever (I haven't eaten that stuff since I was six, and proud of it). I prefer Wendy's or Arby's if I'm going fast food. (Sometimes it comes down to whether Wendy's has the Mushroom Melt special or Arby's has the five for five deal going)

Because of band practice and gigs, I'm used to driving through the city at anywhere from 1 to 5 in the morning with at least 45 minutes to an hour on the interstate to go before I can get home...and being hungry as hell.

In those instances, I gravitate to Waffle House - provided it is one of the two in this city that can actually take an order and serve it in less then an hour. Still, even in the places where you tip high enough to ensure you never have to actually place your order - they remember and have it started when you come through the door - sometimes you run into the aimless new cook who decides to serve your Texas Cheese Steak and hash browns as a confit, but a couple of (few) napkins later, you're able to eat it. (If I'm still early enough I prefer Taco Bell)

As to Whopper vs Big Mac - I haven't had a big Mac since I was ten, and the last time I ate a Whopper (a triple whopper to tell the truth) I was freshman in high school - so, neither.
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Post by: FQGamer on December 08, 2008, 10:00:22 pm
This campaign is shit. Burger king is so cocky its annoying. there food sucks. They have disgusting ways of doing it too, and freshness is a joke.

I know because I work there.

There food is supposed to be thrown away when they *expire* in their warming trays, and they don't. They microwave all of their burger sandwhiches to fake being fresh, you want a fresh burger, you ask for it that way, and of course you have to wait, and the employees hate you because while you are making mr. special customers day, you have to make some other jerk offs 4 jr. whoppers for a buck, no pickles, extra mayo, extra onion, light ketchup, add bacon.

Anyways to compare the whopper and big mac is stupid. It's a matter of taste and preferance and not to mention the sandwhiches don't even have the same toppings. A fair comparrison would be to compare the whopper to the big n tasty sandwhiche, and the big and tasty owns the whopper. Thicker patty, whole leaf lettuce, and it doesn't taste like it was thrown in a microwave so the bun can soak up all it's juices making your fingers greasy just from picking it up.

I hate burger king, I only eat there bc im poor and can live for a day on two jr. whoppers at half price.
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Post by: dragonx on December 09, 2008, 04:36:36 am
This campaign is shit. Burger king is so cocky its annoying. there food sucks. They have disgusting ways of doing it too, and freshness is a joke.

I know because I work there.

There food is supposed to be thrown away when they *expire* in their warming trays, and they don't. They microwave all of their burger sandwhiches to fake being fresh, you want a fresh burger, you ask for it that way, and of course you have to wait, and the employees hate you because while you are making mr. special customers day, you have to make some other jerk offs 4 jr. whoppers for a buck, no pickles, extra mayo, extra onion, light ketchup, add bacon.

Anyways to compare the whopper and big mac is stupid. It's a matter of taste and preferance and not to mention the sandwhiches don't even have the same toppings. A fair comparrison would be to compare the whopper to the big n tasty sandwhiche, and the big and tasty owns the whopper. Thicker patty, whole leaf lettuce, and it doesn't taste like it was thrown in a microwave so the bun can soak up all it's juices making your fingers greasy just from picking it up.

I hate burger king, I only eat there bc im poor and can live for a day on two jr. whoppers at half price.

You seem to hate the people who are paying for food and expect their food to not be shit more than the people who dont follow company policy and give people old food!

"hey there mr jerkoff here is your 4 whoopers *spits in bun* hehe h showed him"
                                                                                                -- FQ 'whopper master' Gamer, '08
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 09, 2008, 04:50:14 am
did anyone bother to watch this. I sure fucking won't.

also lemme clarify; fast food isn't good for you and pricewise it doesn't save you too much money, at least if you buy in bulk. it also tastes like shit, which doesn't help. but I think we all appreciate fast food at some point in our lives. whether you're a busy college student who has thirty minutes between classes and burger king is right there or a mother of three who needs to feed the kids and there's no spaghetti or tomato sauce at home, it fills a need. and while they manipulate it like fuck, you can get a salad at McDonalds; it somehow manages to be shittier than their burgers, but its a healthier available option.

the real sorrow in fast food isn't that it exists but that the standards have dropped so far in an attempt to fill their own manufactured audience that most of them are now suffering a backlash in the face of an increase in heart disease and obesity. anyone who's ever eaten a real slider from a burger joint or a reheated pizza slice from a small pizzeria near a college knows there's a genuine way to make these taste decent if not good and it's a pity that they don't.

even chains not automatically synonymous with fast food have dropping standards; no one wants to eat at I <3 NY Pizza after all and Quiznos, while being superior to Subway, has been on a steady decline in an attempt to get a bigger market share. places like Jimmy Johns, with their alfalfa sprouts and homemade bread, or Firehouse Subs, which steams their subs and makes them taste almost fucking alien, seem in comparison to be too expensive.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: dragonx on December 09, 2008, 04:54:28 am
Ok a bit offtopic I suppose but I keep hearing from people in the U.S. that Quiznos > Subway and it is really confusing me since everyone here(in canada) says it the complete other way around

here subway is the QUALITY SUB PLACE and quiznos is like CATFOOD in comparison, what exactly are you basing Quiznos > Subway on? I'm really interested to know why subway sucks there :(
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: the_bub_from_the_pit on December 09, 2008, 05:04:51 am
did anyone bother to watch this. I sure fucking won't.

also lemme clarify; fast food isn't good for you and pricewise it doesn't save you too much money, at least if you buy in bulk. it also tastes like shit, which doesn't help. but I think we all appreciate fast food at some point in our lives. whether you're a busy college student who has thirty minutes between classes and burger king is right there or a mother of three who needs to feed the kids and there's no spaghetti or tomato sauce at home, it fills a need. and while they manipulate it like fuck, you can get a salad at McDonalds; it somehow manages to be shittier than their burgers, but its a healthier available option.

the real sorrow in fast food isn't that it exists but that the standards have dropped so far in an attempt to fill their own manufactured audience that most of them are now suffering a backlash in the face of an increase in heart disease and obesity. anyone who's ever eaten a real slider from a burger joint or a reheated pizza slice from a small pizzeria near a college knows there's a genuine way to make these taste decent if not good and it's a pity that they don't.

even chains not automatically synonymous with fast food have dropping standards; no one wants to eat at I <3 NY Pizza after all and Quiznos, while being superior to Subway, has been on a steady decline in an attempt to get a bigger market share. places like Jimmy Johns, with their alfalfa sprouts and homemade bread, or Firehouse Subs, which steams their subs and makes them taste almost fucking alien, seem in comparison to be too expensive.


I love you.  i just started living on my own and cooking for myself, and it is honestly SO EASY to just make a really good tasting, healthy meal it's ridiculous how people still go get fast food. even tho i'm COLLEGE KID now i think i've actually cut back the amount of fast food i ate because i realized how much more cost effective and tasty it is to make a toasted wrap with deli and veggies or say tilapia with pasta and salad than freaking getting PIZZA or burger king. 

i see my neighbours still making instant noodles everyday  for lunch and ordering pizza every night for dinner and it's just UGH because they too have their own kitchen and they're just killing their bodies.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Standard Toaster on December 09, 2008, 05:17:29 am
Ok a bit offtopic I suppose but I keep hearing from people in the U.S. that Quiznos > Subway and it is really confusing me since everyone here(in canada) says it the complete other way around

here subway is the QUALITY SUB PLACE and quiznos is like CATFOOD in comparison, what exactly are you basing Quiznos > Subway on? I'm really interested to know why subway sucks there :(
quiznos was better than subway when it was the only place toasting subs, and then subway started toasting and came out with the $5 footlong deals which basically blew quiznos out of the water.
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Post by: The Dude on December 09, 2008, 05:34:02 am
My favourite fast food burger is def. the place in the middle of ontario on the road to Algonquin Park. Anyone know what it's called? I forget.
Webers. Mmmmm....
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Jayce on December 09, 2008, 11:58:20 am
We have a fast food place here in Australia called Nando's.
If it weren't for the fact that you're spending AU$8 on large chips and a dipping sauce it would be awesome, it's really tasty and they decided to use Peri Peri Sauces and Spices on their chicken and chips rather than just your regular shit.

http://www.nandos.com.au/
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: ERasER619 on December 09, 2008, 02:28:38 pm
I love the meat in a big whopper - so I'd go with a Whopper
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Alec on December 09, 2008, 02:30:30 pm
quiznos was better than subway when it was the only place toasting subs, and then subway started toasting and came out with the $5 footlong deals which basically blew quiznos out of the water.
i don't like my subs toasted because i get the ones with pepperoni and pepperoni tastes like shit toasted.
but i don't like quiznos it's always been
schlotsky's>subway>quiznos but schlotsky's is too expensive for smaller sandwiches so i go to subway normally. Also subway is closer so GAS MONEY or whatever. I would cook but i don't have any propane here and i can't afford to fill a half tank, and heat would be first priority anyway, so unfortunately when i want to save money it's LITTLE CAESAR'S for the next two or three meals or something shit like that.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 09, 2008, 08:05:14 pm
quiznos was better than subway when it was the only place toasting subs, and then subway started toasting and came out with the $5 footlong deals which basically blew quiznos out of the water.

to compete as I said quiznos has dropped prices so no they haven't blown quiznos out of the water, just forced them to their level. dragonx and I had this conversation earlier though, it was astonishing because like ten canadian gw members immediately said QUIZNOS IS SHIT and it was surprising. quiznos isn't bad, let alone shit, and in the states for a long time they've had a much better rep than subway. PRIMERIB SANDWICH ok.


I love you.  i just started living on my own and cooking for myself, and it is honestly SO EASY to just make a really good tasting, healthy meal it's ridiculous how people still go get fast food. even tho i'm COLLEGE KID now i think i've actually cut back the amount of fast food i ate because i realized how much more cost effective and tasty it is to make a toasted wrap with deli and veggies or say tilapia with pasta and salad than freaking getting PIZZA or burger king. 

i see my neighbours still making instant noodles everyday  for lunch and ordering pizza every night for dinner and it's just UGH because they too have their own kitchen and they're just killing their bodies.

my point was actually a defense of fast food eating but okay!
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Kaworu on December 09, 2008, 08:18:39 pm
I've been getting breakfasts from mcdonalds because it's on my way to uni, and it's after the main part of my daily journey, so I need waking up, and it does that. The bacon feels like rubber and is tasteless, and the egg IS rubber and is tasteless. The tea is merely ok I guess but it's hot and cheaper than starbucks or costa. I'm basically stopping this. It sucks that the studios aren't on main campus this year because otherwise I'd just get a tea and muffin from the cafe there at a fraction of the price, it's healthier, fair trade, tastes better etc.
But Fast food is a real convinience, you accept the fact that it's crap because you have the benefits of it being... fast.
But yeah I can no longer afford this so!
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Sredni Vashtar on December 09, 2008, 08:27:19 pm
man jimmy johns is probably the best place to get a sub, even though it's all cold deli subs.

Seriously how many fast food places do you know that make their food amazing by virtue of the quality of their ingredients alone
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Standard Toaster on December 09, 2008, 09:23:38 pm
to compete as I said quiznos has dropped prices so no they haven't blown quiznos out of the water, just forced them to their level.
yea but none of their good subs are cheap, like just the bare bones TURKEY/ROAST BEEF SUB are $5. i remember going to quiznos thinking that "yesss cheese steak sub for $5" but it was still like $8 or $9.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Bizzle on December 12, 2008, 05:11:29 am
Whopper > Big Mac. No contest.

HEY, FUCK YOU GRASS-EATING BURGER HATERS MAN. With your nutrional values, fresh ingredients and sh**.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Drevean on December 12, 2008, 08:34:18 am
Whoppers own.  If you haven't had a whopper at least once in your lifetime, and you live in the U.S., you're not a legal U.S. citizen.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Dale Gobbler on December 12, 2008, 03:58:44 pm
Big Mac has a better taste to it, but I don't see how they can compare the two. Here's a one patty burger with normal toppings, and here's a two patty stacked burger with special sauce.

Also, I remember Subway had that two footlong for $7-$8, that was sweet.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: Vellfire on December 12, 2008, 04:36:00 pm
Arby's is the only fast food I can stomach (I love the shit out of it btw), but it depends on how good of an Arby's you go to.  I've been to some TERRIBLE ones but the one closest to my house is, luckily, very good.  They also finally got employees that don't pretend like the milkshake machine is broken so that they don't have to make them for you.  But man, when you don't like burgers, it's p. hard to eat at a lot of fast food places.  It's also pretty hard for me to eat out in general because there aren't a lot of places near my dorms and since my dorm is like a two minute walk to most of my classes (most of that 2 minutes is going up and down stairs), I don't pass by a lot of places.  I don't want to make a special trip just to go eat out either, I usually just eat cereal or oatmeal or soup or something.  But, when I'm at home, I eat Arby's ALL the time (like I said, it's the only fast food I really like at all).  My brother is close to a lot of fast food where he lives so he relies on eating out, so we go out almost every day to get food of some sort.  McDonalds is what he likes, and Arby's is right near that so we just get both.  It's so gross how much McDonald's he eats though, he'll eat like three burgers and a huge thing of fries every day.  It's a wonder he's in such good shape.
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: big ass skelly on December 12, 2008, 05:09:25 pm
whopper virgins documentary 2: indigenous peoples are raped by men in burger costumes

I must say that documentary was very informative and intersting
Title: Whopper Virgins
Post by: yugi on December 12, 2008, 05:21:13 pm
Arby's is the only fast food I can stomach (I love the shit out of it btw), but it depends on how good of an Arby's you go to.  I've been to some TERRIBLE ones but the one closest to my house is, luckily, very good.  They also finally got employees that don't pretend like the milkshake machine is broken so that they don't have to make them for you.  But man, when you don't like burgers, it's p. hard to eat at a lot of fast food places.  It's also pretty hard for me to eat out in general because there aren't a lot of places near my dorms and since my dorm is like a two minute walk to most of my classes (most of that 2 minutes is going up and down stairs), I don't pass by a lot of places.  I don't want to make a special trip just to go eat out either, I usually just eat cereal or oatmeal or soup or something.  But, when I'm at home, I eat Arby's ALL the time (like I said, it's the only fast food I really like at all).  My brother is close to a lot of fast food where he lives so he relies on eating out, so we go out almost every day to get food of some sort.  McDonalds is what he likes, and Arby's is right near that so we just get both.  It's so gross how much McDonald's he eats though, he'll eat like three burgers and a huge thing of fries every day.  It's a wonder he's in such good shape.
I've worked at McDonalds before, during the induction one of the managers was showing us this booklet about things we should know about McDonalds and their food. No joke, one of the pages said "McDonalds food is healthy and good for you", it then went on to give reasons for this (such as "our burgers have 3 grams of onion on them, clearly healthy for you!", totally forgetting the hundreds of grams of fat and grease). Needless to say, I almost pissed myself laughing.

Haha, maybe he is in such good shape because McDonalds foor is healthy and good for him!??

Anyway :[ Pretty much all fast food where I live is disgusting. About the only food I do like is one or two of the breakfast stuff McDonalds serves, but I could make the same food at a fraction of the price, and it'd taste better. Pretty much all fast food around where I live is the same, I can make cheaper and better tasting food (probably healthier too). Hell, I can go out to most any supermarket, and buy a pizza made in Italy that very same day for less than a pizza from Pizza Hut costs!
Sometimes I wonder why people even bother buying fast food :[
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Post by: Alec on December 12, 2008, 06:40:28 pm
Arby's is the only fast food I can stomach (I love the shit out of it btw)
man i love arby's but i always get terrible indigestion whenever i eat there. I do it anyway but later i feel like shit

EDIT: also the little nutritional informational hand-outs up at kfc have an entire page dedicated to saying "it's not unhealthy, you just need to exercise more"
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Post by: Wash Cycle on December 12, 2008, 07:07:00 pm
Yeah, Arby's pretty much rocks the rest of fast food off this planet

who doesnt love thinly shaved roast beef with velveeta and an onion bun (I know it sounds terrible but it is delicious) I especially love their milkshakes and fries as well
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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on December 12, 2008, 07:15:41 pm
the only really good fast place is checker's.
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Post by: crone_lover720 on December 12, 2008, 07:16:28 pm
arby's is too variable. one day you'll be eating something that tastes ok and the next you'll get some sloppy sandwich that tastes terrible and gives you diarrhea. chick-fil-a is way more reliable and they have good pies and shakes too.
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Post by: AdderallApocalypse on December 12, 2008, 07:23:01 pm
Some people in here are really hyping Arby's; the local Arby's is probably just a shit one, i'm not sure!
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Post by: crone_lover720 on December 12, 2008, 07:30:03 pm
all fast food depends on the location, who's working, etc. I can get some relatively good stuff from this one Wendy's, but I've also gotten some really disgusting shit from a different one. chick-fil-a is the only drivethrough chain where this hasn't happened to me.
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Post by: Drevean on December 13, 2008, 01:22:49 am
I work at Arby's.  I save you from ordinary fast food every day.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 13, 2008, 01:33:02 am
nah man arby's is kinda known as shit. ANOTHER SIMPSONS FACT: when Milhouse's dad moves out, there's a dead raccoon in the pool. he tells the neighbor to throw it into the Arby's they'll know what to do with it.

fast food does vary but all of it is kind of BAD. even the best fast food is still mostly chinese newspaper!
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Post by: Ragnar on December 13, 2008, 02:10:52 am
I heard Arby's was bad too but I think all I'm basing it on was the aforementioned Simpsons episode

also Burger King ad people finally did too much acid and went too far
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Post by: the_bub_from_the_pit on December 13, 2008, 02:38:21 am
mm mmm arby's lol

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/50857/arbys1.jpg)
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Post by: Alec on December 14, 2008, 05:30:03 am
heyyy let's quote the image directly above us. also arby's is expensive as hell how do you eat there mostly? every time i go i spend like ten dollars
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Post by: bonermobile on December 14, 2008, 12:22:16 pm
man i don't get you guys knocking fast food, sure its terrible for you but most of it tastes pretty good, or maybe im just lucky with the places i go too and they have quality employees?? except this one wendy's about 5 minutes from my house, the guy at the window is missing like 20 of his teeth its really gross.

.my favorite burger place is DICKS and its all the way downtown so i rarely stop by but their shakes are mad good, $1.69 for a shake with REAL fruit in it, thats a fucking steal. i can get a whammy (2 meat, 2 cheese, onions, mustard, ketchup) and a medium fries for like $4 too!

love me some dicks.
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Post by: Eltee on December 14, 2008, 02:50:41 pm
one time after spending the evening doing i-don't-remember-what with friends

i went to mcdonalds to sorta eat dinner (it was midnight, i wouldn't eat an actual dinner at midnight even if i was forced to, unless it's like CHRISTMAS DINNER)

and my friend took a whole meal but since it was so late i decided to just take one of their little pies and a chocolate milkshake



god that was the best fastfood meal i ever had
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Post by: headphonics on December 15, 2008, 01:32:12 am
nah man arby's is kinda known as shit. ANOTHER SIMPSONS FACT: when Milhouse's dad moves out, there's a dead raccoon in the pool. he tells the neighbor to throw it into the Arby's they'll know what to do with it.

fast food does vary but all of it is kind of BAD. even the best fast food is still mostly chinese newspaper!
they're not nearly as bad as other fast food dude, if only because a) their shit is like 10x less greasy and it's basically just ROAST BEEF SANDWICH albeit it with bad roast beef, and b) market fresh sandwiches, despite being obscenely overpriced, are probably about as OKAY as fast food is ever going to get.
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Post by: Alec on December 15, 2008, 02:29:43 am
i still like taco bell a lot more than arby's. i don't care if it's shit i can eat that all the time.
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Post by: Vellfire on December 15, 2008, 03:29:31 am
arby's is too variable. one day you'll be eating something that tastes ok and the next you'll get some sloppy sandwich that tastes terrible and gives you diarrhea. chick-fil-a is way more reliable and they have good pies and shakes too.

This is v. true though, but like I said the Arby's closest to my house is usually v. good so there's no big problem.  However almost every other Arby's I've eaten at has been awful so maybe that is why it has such a bad reputation (also this is the first time I've heard of it being known as shit where did this come from).  My Arby's is good, so if your Arbys' are bad then fuck your Arby's.  I just wish they didn't get rid of the homestyle fries because that is some bullshit, I don't want to eat curly fries ALL the time.
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Post by: Drevean on December 15, 2008, 03:42:01 am
Arbys is pretty good people.  And yes our environment is less greasy than any fast food joint I've come across.  Our fried products are aweful for you, but what fried products aren't?  If you stick with our market fresh sandwiches, which are amazing btw, you're getting a good meal that's almost worth the money.  We are expensive as fuck, and with the holidays near it's been busier than I've ever seen.  I don't know how people buy gifts for each other when they're too busy stuffing their fat-fucking-faces with fast food and blowing all their money at these places.  Whatever... it's landing me plenty of hours I guess.... my life sucks so hard.
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Post by: Farren on December 15, 2008, 04:30:32 am
ahaha man you work at arby's? with the "we" and "us" shit it sounds like you're a spokesperson or some shit.
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Post by: crone_lover720 on December 15, 2008, 04:42:09 am
he said it gives him hours so I guess so.

also drevean you can put cameras in the toilet at Arby's because they never check.
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Post by: FQGamer on December 15, 2008, 05:10:39 am
You seem to hate the people who are paying for food and expect their food to not be shit more than the people who dont follow company policy and give people old food!

"hey there mr jerkoff here is your 4 whoopers *spits in bun* hehe h showed him"
                                                                                                -- FQ 'whopper master' Gamer, '08


haha i laughed my ass off at that last comment.

sigh, well when I work I try to serve not utter shit, even though most of the day I'm pissed off at every customer that comes in, I just hate my job. Yet, I know that people deserve a well made sandwhich and its what I try to give them, and I won't serve what I wouldn't eat myself. Burger king just pisses me off because they are so cocky about how good flame broiled beef and their sandwhiches is. First of all, burger king rips you off, charging you 3x as much for a double cheeseburger as a single and people are fall for it, and they charge 2.50 for an 8 piece tender when you can get 2 4 piece tenders for 2.00.

In all fairness, bk needs to shut up. they are just as shitty as else, and they are the butt of all of superior wendy's jokes.
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Post by: Alec on December 15, 2008, 05:22:57 am
the real sad thing is burger king is the second worst fast food place. it's disgusting, every one i've been inside has gross employees, they wear VISORS instead of hats, so you end up with hair in your food, and their meat is tasteless. They're BARELY better than dairy queen, which is the worst.
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Post by: headphonics on December 15, 2008, 05:34:01 am
chick fil-a is disgusting btw
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Post by: crone_lover720 on December 15, 2008, 05:39:15 am
why do you think that? every time I've gotten it everything was fresh, and the chicken is pretty decent unlike McDonalds Chicken Nugget or ugh KFC. chick-fil-a is probably the least disgusting fast food place. also they have better toys for kids.
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Post by: esiann on December 15, 2008, 05:46:39 am
aren't all their toys religious-themed?
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Post by: crone_lover720 on December 15, 2008, 05:55:23 am
the ones my sister got were often about animals, the newer ones are individual compartments of the space station that connect. they're all about LEARNING as far as I can tell but maybe they tie religion into it too?
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Post by: esiann on December 15, 2008, 06:03:38 am
i haven't seen any of their toys in years but they might have just been about BEING CONSIDERATE and LOYALTY &c. i know it tied in with some kids' show because i think i saw the kids' show once or twice. feel like there was some jesus in there though.
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Post by: big ass skelly on December 15, 2008, 12:46:25 pm
"fil-A", jesus christ
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Post by: Death Gulp on December 15, 2008, 12:49:07 pm
i don't think you cang et much worse than Arby's
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on December 15, 2008, 12:58:32 pm
chick fil-a is disgusting btw

I'm actually a fan. for one it's REAL CHICKEN and those waffle fries aren't bad.

I did forget arby's had sandwiches. I haven't been to an arby's in over ten years, they aren't popular down here.
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Post by: The Dude on December 15, 2008, 01:13:55 pm
We need to Think Outside The Bun. Taco Bell 4 Life
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Post by: olrox on December 17, 2008, 02:05:58 am
i`d chose rhe bic mag.........................
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Post by: Bizzle on December 18, 2008, 03:44:03 am
chick fil-a is disgusting btw
Better than KFC and Hardees.
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Post by: Sredni Vashtar on December 18, 2008, 08:02:55 am
I'm actually a fan. for one it's REAL CHICKEN and those waffle fries aren't bad.

I did forget arby's had sandwiches. I haven't been to an arby's in over ten years, they aren't popular down here.

yes but i heard that chick-fil-a gets their meat from chickens raised under ridiculous growth hormone regimens

i can't verify it but every time i eat there i am faced with a piece of fried chicken literally an inch thick and it's just intimidating as fuck