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Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: ThugTears666 on December 10, 2008, 08:11:17 am

Well ASE is pretty busy till next week and he didnt want to hold up the final round of the quarter finals so he asked the competition to continue in the meantime so here goes...



QUARTER FINAL FINAL! STRANGELUV VERSUS PTIZZLE


Welcome to the quarter finals gentlemen!

Lets make this one a good one instead of me waiting around millions of days for people to reply.

For each battle I make I am going to pick a phrase/theme and you have to include it in your verse, you will now also be judged on how creative your use of that theme or words is in your battle rhymes.

Here are the three words you must include in your first verse: MP3, love, kanye

There are seriously loads of cool things you can do! Use this beautiful random picture for inspiration:

(https://legacy.gamingw.net/etc/users.viawest.net/~keirsey/bono.jpeg)

Other than that the same rules apply:

YOU KNOW THE DRILL GUYS NOW GET TO IT!


Firstly here is a quick recap of the rules and some tips for the public to vote on who is the best:

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At first the topic will be only for the two competitors to post in until the battle is over then it will be opened for the public to post in. If you interrupt the competition and post during a battle I will give you a major warn and delete your post. Each competitor gets two rhymes each, one to start and one to respond.


HERES HOW YOU JUDGE WHO IS THE BEST GUYS


#1: Originality of Rhymes and Jones, no one wants to read someone talking about how much cash and bling they have and how the fucked the other persons mom, that is boring. 

#2: How well is the rhyme written? Read it out loud and see if it flows, if it doesn't sound right the person obviously isn't that great.

#3: How hard are the disses? Is their an obvious winner?

#4: Who says the wittiest or funniest stuff? Was it hilarious? How good were his puns or metaphors?

Members of the public do not post or vote in this topic until each competitor has posted two verses each

BOOM GO GO GO!

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: Strangeluv on December 10, 2008, 08:12:22 am

KANYE of all words.... lol

Wait, is PTizzle even around? Isn't he away also?

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: ThugTears666 on December 10, 2008, 08:14:18 am

Fuck I hope not haha! Kayne is a douche so it could be used as a pretty good insult!

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: PTizzle on December 10, 2008, 12:07:45 pm

im here! i'll put something up when i wake up

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: Jayce on December 10, 2008, 12:14:35 pm

Tizzle's gonna rock da haos yo,
oz-pride

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: ThugTears666 on December 10, 2008, 06:20:48 pm

yay

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: Strangeluv on December 10, 2008, 06:22:37 pm

I'll let PTizzle go first as I gotta study a little today.

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: Strangeluv on December 12, 2008, 09:31:52 pm

Well, exams over. I'll go first then!

WITH LOVE, FROM TRINIDAD

A Kiwi for an appetizer,
Now, an Aussie for the main course,
We all saw you beg for Premium,
Now go beg for the Red Cross.
I'm the lone ronin
About to fuck up a tanker,
Shucks, I got rhymes shocking like Blanka.
I'm the itsy bitsy mite
That's gonna give you an ear canker,
They think you're the Titanic,
But you shoulda dropped the anchor,
Because now they gonna know
Was a lil iceberg that sank ya.

Let's put a 'scope to this whippersnapper,
Is he an underground rapper,
Or just a professional yapper,
Move over, Mr. Hip Hop Supernova,
Your main influences include:
Death Cab for Cutie and Mike Shinoda. (http://www.myspace.com/part2ausgn)
You think Meteora and Reanimation are hip hop monuments,
Man, if you think Pts. of Athrty.MP3's got some opulence,
I hope your rhymes and those don't have some kinda congruence,
And I hope I can expect more than a rap
That's Fort Minor-influenced.
Just my two cents.
 :welp:

Maybe you'll pick up a pen
This ain't no duel of mice and men,
Right here before the judge and the jury,
I lay down the sound and the fury,
Take you and march your whack ass jive
Right through the doors of Slaughterhouse-Five,
Mad, crazy rhymes flying out of the cuckoo's nest,
While yours... ha ha ha, only worthy of Infinite Jest.

Dear Ptizzle,
Is outside Australia super-scary?
Heard you got a job as Kanye's new gay secretary,
Mama must be proud, so must Uncle Jerry,
But now's the time to stop making merry,
Quit staring at beers (http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v352/45/42/713308295/n713308295_1440988_9608.jpg) and write a rap, Mr. Luminary,
Here is a dictionary,
You're permitted to widen your vocabulary,
I'm literary,
Professionally scribbling your obituary,
I'll be up in space like Timothy Leary,
Pissing a Pulitzer on your cemetery.
And while I'm there,
I'll drop you a bomb with this little card,
The last words your mourners see,
"With love, from Trinidad."

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: ThugTears666 on December 14, 2008, 08:30:53 pm

ptizzle

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: Strangeluv on December 14, 2008, 08:34:28 pm

He choked. I'm sorry

Title: PTIZZLE VERSUS STRANGELUV Quarter final
Post by: ThugTears666 on December 22, 2008, 07:39:56 am

ptizzle is currently moving house and will be away for a month SO I'm not waiting a whole month! Congrats Strangeluv!