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Title: Twilight
Post by: The Dude on January 05, 2009, 06:34:04 pm
Twilight

Has anyone seen this movie? Perhaps the worst movie of last year?
The acting was a void bridging seemingly forgotten lines, shivering lips, and rapist staring eyes (the vampire dude). Yeah, I saw Twilight. Dragged you might say, by a gaggle of girls, and a hint of curiosity. It couldn't be as bad as I thought, could it? Yeah, it uh... was worse. Not just a boring first half leading me to believe this is a mystery story; but an action-filled last half that slapped my expectations in the face.
The vampires had special traits; which was like the only cool thing. Because it reminded me of a video game. Uhm, Legacy of Kain. Obviously, this is not LoK; it's kiddy to hell. And perverse to boot. This 17-year-old-looking-actually-really-damn-old vampire falling in love and stalking (breaking into her room and watching her sleep for fuck sakes) with a 17 year old girl. Pedophil- hey but there's a vampire who's good at tracking, and someone who can read the future. Uh, no Dudesoft, that's just not good enough. I couldn't get over how hideous this movie was. The whole time watching it, my mind was so repulsed that people around me were ENJOYING it. There were timely laughs and applause. People were enjoying this film. It was worse than Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Another thing that was odd, but I suppose to be expected, was that little kids were brought out to see this flick. While .

There was a tiny flicker of enjoyment to be had from this film. See, when I got to my parent's home (visiting my parents when I saw this) my folks asked how it was. I said obediantly, "oh, it was awesome! Yeah, the vampires were cool, and just like everything!" and they sighed relief as they had apparently already bought tickets for that same night!
Not an hour later after leaving, they came back; having walked out on it. :)
Title: Twilight
Post by: Dale Gobbler on January 05, 2009, 06:44:02 pm
The only thing good that came out of this is youtube videos of people defending the movie. hhaahahh.


v:and fan girls
Title: Twilight
Post by: big ass skelly on January 05, 2009, 06:45:32 pm
Title: Twilight
Post by: Mongoloid on January 05, 2009, 07:50:15 pm
(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/23923/Untitled-1.jpg)

does anything happen in that video mark because i wont watch 9 minutes of a stupid fat girl cumming on herself over twilight
Title: Twilight
Post by: Bonehead on January 05, 2009, 07:55:12 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Man I feel like a bad person but listening to her doing Darth Vader impression at 30
and then squealing like a pig at 52 just made my year. This is seriously the best thing
I've seen for a long time.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Rajew on January 05, 2009, 08:04:29 pm
I thought that the movie was really really funny. So did three of the people I was with.  The last one was mad at us for laughing throughout the entire movie :(
Title: Twilight
Post by: YourHero on January 05, 2009, 08:18:09 pm
im pretty sure she was just playing it up... like.. a lot

1.33 = hilarious either way.
Title: Twilight
Post by: headphonics on January 05, 2009, 08:23:31 pm
ohhh bugger
Title: Twilight
Post by: big ass skelly on January 05, 2009, 08:53:11 pm
There are lots of twilight trailer reaction vids... I guess it's the new 2 girls 1 cup
Title: Twilight
Post by: Strangeluv on January 05, 2009, 09:12:37 pm
Oh my god Mark oh my god

Jesus christ that video
Title: Twilight
Post by: pburn on January 05, 2009, 10:27:27 pm
http://www.twilightmoms.com/
heh

Yeah Twilight has consumed my peers it is awful. I try to reason with them but they keep telling me there is "more to the story".
Title: Twilight
Post by: Farren on January 05, 2009, 10:58:08 pm

ahaha none of these people are remotely memorable except for maybe SECOND BLACK GUY ON HOUSE?
Title: Twilight
Post by: fatty on January 06, 2009, 12:54:45 am
god i know a girl that hates santa because she didn't bring her a passionate vampire like edward
Title: Twilight
Post by: Dale Gobbler on January 06, 2009, 01:00:43 am
There's this one youtube video with a red haired girl talking about the movie and how she spent $30 buying the hard cover book and she doesn't even read.

"All you haters and everyone that  um hates twilight, that's your opinion.  You suck.  omg you suck so much."

something like that.
Title: Twilight
Post by: The Dude on January 06, 2009, 05:01:02 am
Maaaaan I didn't know what to expect by starting this... that video Mark... It was so funny and horrible at the same time that I couldn't finish. :( I didn't know it was this bad. This is terrible people. How can we fix this? How can we save these teens from Twilight?
Title: Twilight
Post by: Sapsuker on January 06, 2009, 05:10:30 am
the thing that makes twilight so fucking bad is that it could actually have had a small amount of potential if the author wasn't writing down her retarded wet dream

like imagine if you were a girl that fell in love with a real vampire. like, say, an anne rice vampire. one that actually sucks human blood and can die in sunlight. and then you have to fight your one true love to the death...or undeath... this sounds pretty shitty and generic but it's at least 1000 times better than the teeny bopper twilight shit. VAGETERIAN VAMPIRS

yeah fuck that book and fuck this movie even more. i hear the actor fo r the lead vampire hates his role and the book and wants out
Title: Twilight
Post by: The Dude on January 06, 2009, 05:24:38 am
Quote from: Sapsuker on January 06, 2009, 05:10:30 am
yeah fuck that book and fuck this movie even more. i hear the actor fo r the lead vampire hates his role and the book and wants out

Haha, maybe that's why he always looked so venomous in the film. Seriously, if you ever murder your eyes and watch it, that guy's character is always glaring. It was like about how he wanted to suck her blood or whatever, but like, he looked really pissed and creepy 95% of the time. Now it makes sense! :fogetmmh:
Title: Twilight
Post by: Mamamack on January 06, 2009, 05:26:24 am
My two sisters, aged 14 and 18, seemed to enjoy the books so I thought hey, what could it hurt? I read all four books and I wound up having to keep earplugs in my ears because the angsty teenage crap was causing my gray matter to melt and I feared it would leak out through my ear canals. I figured we could go see this movie and get some sort of entertainment out of it so off we went.

Good vampire suspense movie + Sesame Street +emo-goth teenage drama = Twilight. Seriously. I wanted to cry at how horribly cheesy it was but, considering the source material, what else could I have asked for? I enjoy laughing at movies that are deliberately funny, but laughing at movies that take themselves way too seriously just makes me feel depressed. Perhaps if the lead characters had broken out into song and dance. . . Nope, not even that would have made me laugh.

Also, what the hell kind of vampire
Title: Twilight
Post by: Christophomicus on January 06, 2009, 12:18:21 pm
ahaha, at 3:20 on mark's video she's like "AHH! THE MEADOW" and it sounds like she seriously died inside of happiness

hahahahaha holy shit. that is the best/worst video I've seen in sooooooo long
Title: Twilight
Post by: Massy2k6 on January 06, 2009, 12:39:12 pm
I cant stand this movie and just don’t understand why its so popular especially amongst the young ladies, I just don’t get it... there are some great vampire movies out there and Twilight doesn’t even come close, I can normally enjoy most movies but this one was just terrible.

One of the worst things about this movie for me was

p.s. That video from mark off the Twilight fan girl made me laugh.. alot, see I just dont get it.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Vellfire on January 06, 2009, 01:03:44 pm
Quote from: Sapsuker on January 06, 2009, 05:10:30 am
like imagine if you were a girl that fell in love with a real vampire. like, say, an anne rice vampire. one that actually sucks human blood and can die in sunlight. and then you have to fight your one true love to the death...or undeath... this sounds pretty shitty and generic but it's at least 1000 times better than the teeny bopper twilight shit. VAGETERIAN VAMPIRS

true blood does some of this type of stuff, i sat down and watched it over christmas break and i was surprised by it, i thought it would be twilight-esque shit but it was actually fairly sensible for a SHOW ABOUT VAMPIRES
Title: Twilight
Post by: Christophomicus on January 06, 2009, 01:58:13 pm
Jesus Christ, watch that video Mark posted and listen to her at like 5:10 when she WHINNIES LIKE A HORSE

Tho Velfarre, very true. True Blood was alright, I also watched it over Christmas break. Nothing EXCEPTIONAL but it was watchable enough.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Vellfire on January 06, 2009, 05:39:24 pm
Quote from: Christophomicus on January 06, 2009, 01:58:13 pm
Tho Velfarre, very true. True Blood was alright, I also watched it over Christmas break. Nothing EXCEPTIONAL but it was watchable enough.

Yeah, I mean I'm not really into vampires to begin with so it wasn't the most fantastic thing I've ever seen, but it was just very well done!  I was expecting it to be the same vampire trash that has been coming out recently (Twilight just being the most obvious, but I remember reading a bunch of these things in like the 8th grade and they were all the same) but instead it just handled the vampire theme really really well.
Title: Twilight
Post by: big ass skelly on January 06, 2009, 05:53:24 pm
I've seen twilight btw. I can totally see why it's so popular with that audience but man is it garbage
Title: Twilight
Post by: Kaworu on January 06, 2009, 07:30:57 pm
count duckula is a better representation of our vampire friends.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Herr Artischocke on January 07, 2009, 12:13:10 am
I saw it. One of the worst mistakes of my life.
Title: Twilight
Post by: The Dude on January 07, 2009, 12:44:48 am
I want to see the sequel Twilight vs. 30 Days of Night : Vampire Showdown.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Bonehead on January 07, 2009, 01:00:16 am
I found this vampire movie called Eternal or something in an outlet box not too long ago for like..
5$ or something. It said that It had hot lesbians on the cover. I was very disappointed when I
saw it. Not only did it suck but the lesbian vs lesbian scenes sucked as well.

Not too fond of vampire movies since I was forced to see an episode of Buffy, but I recall liking
Bram Stoker's Dracula when I saw it ages ago.


Are there any hot lesbians in this?
Title: Twilight
Post by: swordofkings128 on January 07, 2009, 01:03:20 am
When this movie came out I swear thats all the little scene girls and guys talked about for about a month.

The only vampire movie I've seen was Vampires: Los Muertos, I think I'll keep it that way. :welp:
Title: Twilight
Post by: The Dude on January 07, 2009, 11:06:39 am
Quote from: swordofkings128 on January 07, 2009, 01:03:20 am
The only vampire movie I've seen was Vampires: Los Muertos, I think I'll keep it that way. :welp:
Watch Blackula. :fogetnaughty:

Quote from: Bonehead on January 07, 2009, 01:00:16 am
Are there any hot lesbians in this?
Uh, depends. I mean, this one guy was borderline chick. He glittered like a fairy in the sunlight too.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Mongoloid on January 07, 2009, 11:11:14 am
Quote from: The Dude on January 07, 2009, 11:06:39 am
Watch Blackula. :fogetnaughty:

Watch John Carpenter's Vampires! It has James Woods, hookers, and a Baldwin!
Title: Twilight
Post by: Shinan on January 07, 2009, 04:46:10 pm
Quote from: Mongoloid on January 07, 2009, 11:11:14 am
Watch John Carpenter's Vampires! It has James Woods, hookers, and a Baldwin!
Or From Dusk Til Dawn. It has Tom Savini!
Title: Twilight
Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on January 07, 2009, 04:54:30 pm
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3505/20080915sh6.jpg)
Title: Twilight
Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on January 07, 2009, 04:57:11 pm
Steel already pointed out the rape and etc stuff out... but holy shit.

The sparkles.

It's like Twilight was written by a 14 year old lemon/ slash fiction writer.
Title: Twilight
Post by: tuxedo marx on January 07, 2009, 04:59:35 pm
why are we even using spoiler tags it's not like we are going to spoil this for anyone!
Title: Twilight
Post by: Vellfire on January 07, 2009, 05:08:42 pm
That really does about sum that up, that's the sad thing.

Try reading the Twilight wikis sometime, it's pretty gross.  No one should talk about these things in a matter-of-fact encyclopedia way.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Ragnar on January 07, 2009, 05:39:48 pm
I know nothing about this movie other than the forum topic but I just figured it would be awful because no good respectable movie would paste the title of the movie on the top of the screen during the commercial to remind you what movie it is and when it starts

well reading this that doesn't sound too bad but it makes the movie feel like an infomercial for one of those things that cut onions into pretty flowery shapes
Title: Twilight
Post by: Death Gulp on January 07, 2009, 06:45:15 pm
Wow mark just wow.
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Post by: EvilDemonCreature on January 07, 2009, 07:23:07 pm
Good job mark. I let it play in the background while reading the topic, and it suited it perfectly.
Title: Twilight
Post by: big ass skelly on January 07, 2009, 07:30:01 pm
just watch all that girl's videos they are so amazing

Title: Twilight
Post by: headphonics on January 07, 2009, 08:49:35 pm
Quote from: Velfarre on January 06, 2009, 01:03:44 pm
true blood does some of this type of stuff, i sat down and watched it over christmas break and i was surprised by it, i thought it would be twilight-esque shit but it was actually fairly sensible for a SHOW ABOUT VAMPIRES
true blood is fucking awful
Title: Twilight
Post by: Death Gulp on January 07, 2009, 09:24:15 pm
Those videos actually made me laugh out loud for the first time in awhile.. kinda sad but hooly shit. Also I like these twilight threads they help me rip some people i know  new ones because there are.. edward fangurls <3
Title: Twilight
Post by: esiann on January 07, 2009, 09:35:46 pm
there was not enough material to rip them new ones before but now, now i can insult them most handily

true blood is really bad and i watched almost every episode of it. one of my friends is pretty into it now, i don't know how that happened. just to the point of being annoyed when the rest of us are making fun of it though, she's not going to read those shitty shitty books or anything.

fuck that girl in the videos is 21. i was thinking to myself that it's okay, she's probably just like 15 or 16, this is a phase and she'll eventually realize how stupid she's being and i guess it still could be but ): all the same

also though it's pointless to comment on, she calls bella a mary sue right after saying that stephanie meyer is a genius rather than a glorified fan fiction writer, hehh heh h
Title: Twilight
Post by: Shadow Kirby on January 07, 2009, 10:46:48 pm
Quote from: MovieBob
I'm hoping against hope that I get to review what is apparently the most successful work of Mormon Vampire Abstinence Porn ever produced "officially" under different circumstances, but let me offer a few thoughts in no particular order:

    * Joss Whedon is a fucking genius. I know I'm late to the party on this, but honestly I was never MASSIVELY into Buffy at any point. Just not my thing. But now having seeing what "teen-angst vampires in high school" looks like as executed by people without the first clue at what they're doing? WOW. I never knew how good I had it.
    *
    * Lead heroine's name is "Bella." Ha. Ha. Ha. Wow, I've got WHIPLASH from the sheer force of how clever that is.
    *
    * This movie IS the Love Story of our time - as in the MOVIE "Love Story." And much like that earlier film, this one will be loved FIERCELY by it's audience and make a ton of money but less than a decade from now they'll all be pretending they knew it was lame all along and NO ONE will be able to explain why it was ever such a big deal.
    *
    * Just about everything you need to know about the mental-stability of the folks working the teen-abstinence/"purity ring" movements is that they've largely embraced THIS franchise - the story of a sullen, antisocial teenaged girl who instantly subsumes her entire being into a relationship with a much older manic-depressive creep who behaves (to put it charitably) like a full-blown stalker and worries about getting too close to her because he might lose control of the urge to rip her throat out - as presenting a healthy view of romantic relationships to young girls.
    *
    * Things this movie "removes" from the vampire mythos: bats, coffins, fangs, garlic, stakes. Things it "contributes" in their place: Vampires like to play baseball, but they have to do it during thunderstorms because their super-powered bat-cracks won't be noticed; and instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, vampires' skin spontaneously sprouts a layer of Body Glitter. Sparkly, baseball-playing vampires. I never thought I'd miss Wesley Snipes so much...

This story is popular with teens because it encompasses their wildest fantasies about the hot rebel that will take them away from their boring life.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-escapist-show/481-Episode-Nine-Dead-Rising-Chop-Till-You-Drop
Jump to 5:35 for the most amazing review of that piece of crap.
Title: Twilight
Post by: tuxedo marx on January 07, 2009, 10:54:12 pm
i'm a hot rebel why aren't terrible teenagers wet over me :fogetshrug:
Title: Twilight
Post by: Shadow Kirby on January 07, 2009, 10:56:27 pm
Quote from: Rockman on January 07, 2009, 10:54:12 pm
i'm a hot rebel why aren't terrible teenagers wet over me :fogetshrug:

Try to glitter more it seems.
Title: Twilight
Post by: tuxedo marx on January 07, 2009, 10:57:25 pm
hey, if glitter works for russell brand...
Title: Twilight
Post by: The Dude on January 08, 2009, 02:35:36 am
Mark geez these are hilarious.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Mongoloid on January 08, 2009, 07:50:59 am
oh my sweet god that girl is amazing
Title: Twilight
Post by: benos on January 08, 2009, 06:39:43 pm
My little sister said it was really really good. Obviously. I don't think I might see it.
Title: Twilight
Post by: bible_basher on January 08, 2009, 07:23:57 pm
Quote from: KBJGXLM on January 07, 2009, 04:54:30 pm
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3505/20080915sh6.jpg)
what the fuck the dude looks like christian bale in the machinist
Title: Twilight
Post by: Bandito on January 09, 2009, 06:39:19 am
Wait was that girl in Mark's last vid serious? She said she cried for an hour and a half for a fucking book. OMFG...seriously man...wtf...
Title: Twilight
Post by: Parker on January 10, 2009, 12:12:25 am
I went with a friend (his girlfriend was dragging him to it) for moral support with another friend of mine. I got about... 40 minutes in and I just couldn't take it. I stood up and walked out and played Time Crisis until the movie was over.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Roman on January 11, 2009, 01:04:06 am
question: is it true that if you walk out of a movie before the halfway mark you get a full refund, or does it depend on the theater or what?  generally I avoid going to movies that I could possibly end up walking out on but I know one of these days my friends are going to drag me to some lame piece of shit and I'm gonna have to know what the deal is for getting my money back
Title: Twilight
Post by: The Dude on January 11, 2009, 01:22:41 am
Pretty sure it depends on the theatre. I can't see a small time theatre offering that kind of deal. Maybe like a big name string like Cineplex Odeon
Title: Twilight
Post by: Ultimaweapon9 on January 27, 2009, 03:07:52 pm
God, Twilight is awful.  I'll stick with Buffy and Angel for GOOD vampire entertainment.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Bandito on January 27, 2009, 06:13:35 pm
Even that is not that good...
Title: Twilight
Post by: Mongoloid on January 27, 2009, 07:58:57 pm
Quote from: Roman on January 11, 2009, 01:04:06 am
question: is it true that if you walk out of a movie before the halfway mark you get a full refund, or does it depend on the theater or what?  generally I avoid going to movies that I could possibly end up walking out on but I know one of these days my friends are going to drag me to some lame piece of shit and I'm gonna have to know what the deal is for getting my money back

Depends on the theatre. I watched the entirety of Doomsday, and then later Deathrace, and both times I complained afterwards and got my money back.
Title: Twilight
Post by: ImmortalDreamer on February 01, 2009, 04:59:43 pm
Quote from: Mongoloid on January 27, 2009, 07:58:57 pm
Depends on the theatre. I watched the entirety of Doomsday, and then later Deathrace, and both times I complained afterwards and got my money back.
I work at a movie rental store and some people have tried that. I just laughed at them.
Title: Twilight
Post by: TheMonster on February 03, 2009, 01:49:34 pm
Quote from: ImmortalDreamer on February 01, 2009, 04:59:43 pm
I work at a movie rental store and some people have tried that. I just laughed at them.

I would love to work at a rental just for that,

anyways; yeah... I think twilight has brought us one step closer to 'the end of days'
Title: Twilight
Post by: The Dude on February 03, 2009, 02:32:59 pm
With arnold schwarzeneggar?
Title: Twilight
Post by: Ryan on February 03, 2009, 04:39:14 pm
Quote from: Ultimaweapon9 on January 27, 2009, 03:07:52 pm
God, Twilight is awful.  I'll stick with Buffy and Angel for GOOD vampire entertainment.

HECK YEA!!
Title: Twilight
Post by: headphonics on February 03, 2009, 08:40:51 pm
honestly, within the spectrum of vampire entertainment, that is probably not far off the mark.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Liberty on February 09, 2009, 06:45:52 am
I read the first two books and didn't mind it for filler entertainment. Lent them to my cousin and he's obsessed.  Yes, I contributed to the problem.

What have I done?


I wouldn't have a problem with the series if people didn't get so... so... orgasmically obsessed? It's just a book, not the be-all-end-all. -_-

I suppose it could be worse. It could be required reading in high schools. <shudder>
Title: Twilight
Post by: xanque on February 09, 2009, 01:17:14 pm
I was looking up Robert Pattison (the guy who plays the vampire) to see if I could verify that he hates his role, and this is what showed up on Google:

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/26439/robertpattison.jpg)

It's just... sad how all these teenyboppers are actually caring about whether the guy is dating or has a girlfriend.  
Title: Twilight
Post by: Shadow Kirby on February 09, 2009, 05:31:43 pm
Quote from: Xanqui on February 09, 2009, 01:17:14 pm

It's just... sad how all these teenyboppers are actually caring about whether the guy is dating or has a girlfriend.  

That and checking the lyrics to that lullaby or something that he sings to Bella. I didn't see the movie so I'm not sure but a couple of teenies I know are listening to that. I haven't heard it but I'm sure it's pretty horrible to anyone with taste. But Xanqui, the worst is, they don't want to date Robert Pattison, they want to date Edward the violent stalking vampire.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Shinan on February 09, 2009, 08:24:50 pm
I shouldn't know this but his name is actually Robert Pattinson.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on February 09, 2009, 09:04:37 pm
pattinson isn't a bad guy, he hates the books and has pretty much admitted he made a mistake taking the role.
Title: Twilight
Post by: pburn on February 09, 2009, 09:07:05 pm
Yeah, plus he cut off that "dreamy" hairstyle to piss off fangirls.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Christophomicus on February 09, 2009, 10:47:11 pm
Aahaha this guy sounds cool beyond his shitty choice in roles.

@Lib: Well they did make HARRY POTTER required reading in some classes in my high school, fuuuuck that
Title: Twilight
Post by: Shadow Kirby on February 09, 2009, 11:36:07 pm
Quote from: Magical Negro on February 09, 2009, 09:04:37 pm
pattinson isn't a bad guy, he hates the books and has pretty much admitted he made a mistake taking the role.

But I guess he has to do the inevitable 3 other movies.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on February 10, 2009, 12:53:34 am
i read a quote where rupert grint was like yeah pattinson and I had some bet going that i lost so i gotta read twilight. i haven't made it far int he first book, it blows and the interviewer was like yo you know there are four books and he looked horrified.

and then rupert grint scowled and angrily texted something to pattinson.
Title: Twilight
Post by: the_nackster on February 10, 2009, 04:44:15 am
Quote from: Magical Negro on February 10, 2009, 12:53:34 am
i read a quote where rupert grint was like yeah pattinson and I had some bet going that i lost so i gotta read twilight. i haven't made it far int he first book, it blows and the interviewer was like yo you know there are four books and he looked horrified.

and then rupert grint scowled and angrily texted something to pattinson.

Poor Ron....

I should breed real life vampires and set them loose in all girls school to teach these bitches a lesson.  :fogetbackflip:
Title: Twilight
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2009, 03:17:49 am
I had to bump this. This is why I love the internet:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=659464

Quote
Predator was a much better film...

Predator was a much better movie than Twilight was. It has Arnie, a sik alien (who has a sik cloaking device), good music, lots of awesome explosions, lasers, and theres even a nuke.

What does twilight have? A sparkly emo dood, NO aliens, NO lasers, NOTHING! WTF?

I think all of you Twilight fans need to go rent Predator at least just to even out the money both films made. Pred deserves the 70mil that Twilight already made.

Did I mention that Pred also has a chaingun?




Probably the best part is just the title of the topic. Props to this guy.
Title: Twilight
Post by: FrostyPink on March 09, 2009, 06:49:33 pm
i personally like the topic "Twilight is a useful tool to weed out idiots" because it's so fucking true
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=672769
Title: Twilight
Post by: Draak on March 18, 2009, 05:41:24 pm
That girl's eyes at the very opening of the "Breaking Dawn Haters" video. God. It could melt cancer.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Parker on March 20, 2009, 04:31:46 am
Quote from: Draak on March 18, 2009, 05:41:24 pm
That girl's eyes at the very opening of the "Breaking Dawn Haters" video. God. It could melt cancer.
that might come in handy <3
Title: Twilight
Post by: Bandito on March 23, 2009, 08:40:34 pm
I've seen the movie and it was not as bad or emo as everyone said it was. Maybe is because I've seen worse things but I don't see this show as emo enough.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on March 23, 2009, 10:17:01 pm
Emo had very little to do with it. It's awful because it reads like 12 year old girl fan fiction.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Shadow Kirby on March 24, 2009, 12:26:45 am
Quote from: KBJGXLM on March 23, 2009, 10:17:01 pm
Emo had very little to do with it. It's awful because it reads like 12 year old girl fan fiction.

Know what's worse, I see university students reading that shit.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Ghost_Aspergers on March 24, 2009, 01:19:22 am
... which doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Not after watching this disgusting bitch continuously logging into her shota yahoo! user groups and squealing at the sight of every naruto x sasuke slash comics.

The fucked up thing is that noone seemed to care. She made no attempts to hide it... anyone beside or behind her station can see it in full view... and noone reacted to it at all. They may have stopped in place to take a second look.... but that's as far as they got.

aklfjsdfsadf
Title: Twilight
Post by: the bloddy ghost on March 24, 2009, 07:09:44 am
i made out with a girl who liked this movie. she also wants to marry marilyn manson.

but she was good looking.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Christophomicus on March 24, 2009, 08:04:39 am
Quote from: Shadow Kirby on March 24, 2009, 12:26:45 am
Know what's worse, I see university students reading that shit.

I'm in a uni course primarily based around WRITING and stuff, and the other day one of my classmates was all like I'VE JUST FINISHED READING THIS LITERARY MASTERPIECE CALLED TWILIGHT

My tutor shot them down before I could.
Title: Twilight
Post by: Nessiah on March 24, 2009, 10:23:54 am
Man everyone in school is talking about twilight, I read it and didn't find it dreamy or anything and it's just ergh. the movie was worst with glittering vampires.

I dunno, sometimes I'm wondering why I can't synch with these girls saying OMG TWILIGHT IS SO AWESOME DON'T YOU AGREE?!
Title: Twilight
Post by: Massy2k6 on March 24, 2009, 11:35:34 am
Quote from: Nessiah on March 24, 2009, 10:23:54 am
I dunno, sometimes I'm wondering why I can't synch with these girls saying OMG TWILIGHT IS SO AWESOME DON'T YOU AGREE?!

Its probably because you have a brain....



.... or eyes.
Title: Twilight
Post by: tuxedo marx on March 24, 2009, 04:24:17 pm
my name is sir arthur harris and twilight is my dresden
Title: Twilight
Post by: Vellfire on March 25, 2009, 12:35:26 pm
Quote from: KBJGXLM on March 24, 2009, 01:19:22 am
... which doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Not after watching this disgusting bitch continuously logging into her shota yahoo! user groups and squealing at the sight of every naruto x sasuke slash comics.

The fucked up thing is that noone seemed to care. She made no attempts to hide it... anyone beside or behind her station can see it in full view... and noone reacted to it at all. They may have stopped in place to take a second look.... but that's as far as they got.

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hey kbjgxlm do you happen to go to my university and were in my programming class last year because the same thing happened to me, chick sitting by me reading naruto fanfiction throughout the entire class
Title: Twilight
Post by: the bloddy ghost on March 26, 2009, 02:48:04 am
no it happens everwhere. lol
Title: Twilight
Post by: Dale Gobbler on March 26, 2009, 02:17:58 pm
Two girls in one of my classes last semester would not shut up about twilight in class. Of course they were ugly as sin, but that didn't stop them from talking about how they want an Edward to find them and fall in love with them. "O..M...G... I just saw it." *In unison high pitched squeal* "It's, it's just so, the greatest movie, no, the greatest movie and book of alllllllll tiiiimmmmmeeee"