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General Category => General Talk => Topic started by: Bled on January 25, 2009, 08:15:20 pm
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So yeah, I'm working on getting a video of this because it's actually kind of brutal but I'm sure I'll be laughing with her about it in a couple of days.
Anyway, I was over at a friend's place last night and we were pursuing a long lost Saturday night ritual of getting drunk, playing pool, and beating each other up in his kitchen. A lot of us were funneling beers and taking shots for a few hours and generally having a good ol' drunkfest until my friend decided to throw five bucks on a wager that he could wrestle me to the ground and make me tap for two rounds out of three.
To make a long story short, I ended up going three rounds - lost to my friend, won after two rounds with my girlfriend's brother, then squared up with my friend's wife. I don't know if it was the fact that she was drunk and my balls were swollen from four rounds of epic battle, but as soon as the round started she threw a kick at my side and I caught it and YANKED and her right knee twisted all funky and she collapsed to the ground in pain.
She ended up having to go to the hospital at three in the morning and me and my group stayed there to make sure the kids stayed in bed, and roundabout five this morning they got back and we found out that I had sprained her knee really badly and now she can't even WALK for the next few days.
I feel like a real dickhole about the whole thing, but no one is angry about it as we were all drunk and it was just sort of a freak accident.
So...share stories about people you've hurt that you didn't really mean to I guess?
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On thursday night one girl I know jumped off a platform onto this other girl and broke her knee (although we thought it was a sprain at the time). I carried her all the way to her bed and then did the gentlemanly thing and fucked off home.
See me = hero, you = villain!
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atleast she'll get painkillers out the boozewazee for it.
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a kid once tried to kick me, so i grabbed his leg mid-kick and threw him to the floor where I knocked him out. It was like Street Fighter, but he got KOd after a single hit...
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don't worry man bring her a dozen bud and a box of marlboros you two will be sweet
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you should have caught that kick and flicked your hand upwards (thus flipping her sideways)
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You should ended her with a choke slam
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You should have not broke agirl's leg
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how big is this kitchen?
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Dork.
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maybe getting drunk and beating women on saturday nights isn't such a great idea afterall...
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It's actually not that big of an area to do this kinda shit in. We're moving it outside next weekend.
Also all of us have linoleum burns somewhere on our body. At one point I was on top of my girlfriend's brother choking him out with an elbow and this morning he had burns on his forehead from having it rubbed across the floor.
I also have some pretty wicked scratch marks across the whole left side of my neck and I apparently tore a chunk out of my friend's thumb last night.
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rule number 0 of wrestle club: only dummies start a wrestle club!!!
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hey guys what sort of activity do you suggest for a group of drunken assholes *not tennis* who have nothing better to do on weekends???
please say live action d&d
We're actually gonna start trying to get together and do this every weekend now, only no more wives involved. There's gonna be a $5.00 buy in for each fighter to start out with and dude's wife is gonna record each battle for posterity.
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you could:
-shoot at cans
-holler
-torture animals
-drive round in your pick-ups
-smash things
-yell at each other on the front lawn
-teach your children to smoke
-give each other tattoos
-light things on fire
yeah i guess the fight club is the most exciting of these
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freak fuckin accident
that's stupid you guys are dumb
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freak fuckin accident
that's stupid you guys are dumb
yeah, when kicking eachother and yanking/twisting legs, no one usually gets hurt. especially not if intoxicated. pretty crazy that she would break her leg.
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hi i'm from tennessee and i like to holler while shooting forest animals and cans
Oh hey earl how exactly was I supposed to know that she wasn't supporting herself properly with her right leg and it would get twisted if I pulled? it was more of a reflex than anything else. i'm interested to see how you would respond to someone trying to kick you in the kidneys!
unless, that is, your plan is to curl up in the floor and whimper
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Oh hey earl how exactly was I supposed to know that she wasn't supporting herself properly with her right leg and it would get twisted if I pulled? it was more of a reflex than anything else. i'm interested to see how you would respond to someone trying to kick you in the kidneys!
you did what you needed to do in order to survive. who are those assholes to judge you?
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hi i'm from tennessee and i like to holler while shooting forest animals and cans
Oh hey earl how exactly was I supposed to know that she wasn't supporting herself properly with her right leg and it would get twisted if I pulled? it was more of a reflex than anything else. i'm interested to see how you would respond to someone trying to kick you in the kidneys!
unless, that is, your plan is to curl up in the floor and whimper
or you know
you could not (start a fight club with a bunch of drunken friends and then look to justify beating the crap out of a friends wife)..............
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hahah man
sorry guys apparently most of you are too dumb for this discussion. sorry for sharing
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they were just having fun shut the fuck up gw
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I can't tell if bled is trolling or not.
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you should box instead though because there would be less chances of broken shit (excluding faces of course)
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I can't tell if bled is trolling or not.
if he is, then he is as bad as afura
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my friend kept shooting at me with an airsoft gun, i got pissed and threw a broken beer bottle at him. another friend deflected it with his hand and got a nice bloody gash.
still wish i had hit my original target, though.
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at a hookah bar the other night this dude came p. drunk and fell down the stairs and just like LIED THERE for a couple minutes while his friends slapped him around in attempts to wake him up. the lights came on and everyone just kinda watched and he was ok but it was a pretty big buzz kill
not totally on topic but w/e
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to make sure the kids stayed in bed
What?
they have children in the house and they're out there funneling beers(AKA beer-bongs), taking shots, and drunkenly wrestling around on the floor? lol oh man that's gr8
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Yes, dragonx and Drule, only true posters are wise to the traditional methods of efficient trolling. Everyone else is just playing catch-up.
Actually you know as I was taking three minutes out of my day to compose this thread earlier there was the slight glimmer of a possibility that this would just end up a short little thread with a bunch of dumb people making tired redneck jokes and pontificating about how real parents spend quiet evenings with their children watching TBN and holding hands.
Beasely's story was kinda funny, though. As was crumply's.
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there were also clever rpg_sharx references in more than one post...
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NOTE: You should know right about now I don't take shit from any body.
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*puts the tots to bed and tucks them in* BREAK OUT THE BEER BONG AND THE NATURAL ICE BABY, WE'RE GETTIN' FUUUUUCKED UP TONIGHT!
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bled for every article or fireworks why must there be a smoke pot before drug test or breaking a woman's ankle while her children sleep in the next room :(
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i guess I'm just not as consistently awesome as some of you people like........dietcoke. if this were mashed potatoes then mine would be cold and kind of watery.....
Also I'm just wondering but are you keeping a record of every stupid topic everyone has ever made at GW or do I just really stick out in your mind as one of the dumbest people ever for smoking pot before a drug test EIGHT YEARS AGO?
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gw.xls, ctrl-f bled...
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8 years ?!? jesus christ I was 9 then
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What happened is unfortunate. I've been in similar read (stupid) situations like that before where I was playing around with a bunch of intoxicated friends. A few years ago, a friend went on a macho trip and challenged a couple people in sequence. He easily asserted dominance over the first guy, choking him with his own arm. The second guy had about seventy five pounds on him and walked his feet up the front of the refrigerator when their match went to the ground, thus multiplying his downward force. My friend conceded that one, but got him to tap on their rematch. After he took a cigarette break, and we had some gatorade mixed with 151 (this was back in my drinking days...), we set up for our sparring match. We weren't really any brighter then you were, because this also took place in a kitchen.
Since my friend and I both happened to practice the same martial art (JKD - I emphasize this for you Steel, in case you need another good laugh) we spent a while just circling each other and making a few probative passes to test out our defenses. After a quick exchange of hand and foot strikes, we clinched and took each other down (no clear advantage at that point) for the ground fighting portion.
Being roughly equal in terms of skill, strength, and raw stubbornness, we put on a grappling clinic for roughly half an hour. As soon as I thought I had something I could exploit into a finish hold, the guy would roll like a crocodile. We battered each other against cabinets, appliances, and linoleum.
After a war of attrition which resulted in a myriad of bruises and possibly a light concussion, I was able to take advantage of an opening. After which, when my opponent had not made any sort of defensive or offensive move after a five count, I disengaged and was declared the winner. We still debate this, my friend claiming he was just storing up for his next attack.
During a later sparring match with another friend of mine with martial arts training, we both inflicted semi-permanent injuries on each other. I checked his advance with a stop-kick which I'd aimed below the knee but he'd somehow managed to sink into taking right on the knee-cap. He still limps sporadically. Later, he got me in a bad wrist lock (my wrist still clicks). When he tried going for the same thing again later, I pulled in, twisted the arm and illustrated how I could tag him in the head with an elbow.
I'm getting/have gotten too old for that stuff now though...
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asserted dominance
the male circles the pack, growling. suddenly, the ambitious youngster approaches the silverback, beating his chest. note how he stands between the alpha and his mate. this is...yes! it's a challenge. oh my, look at this. nature at its most raw and brutal. the challenge is over, the youth slinks away, defeated. he will rejoin the pack when he finds a sufficient gift of an iPod or an awkward apology.
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the other pack members seem confused. the large male is shrieking. even the alpha does not know how to deal with this. oh my. the large male...yes. he's pulling out the tool he spent so much time building. oh my goodness! ladies and gentlemen he's destroyed it in a cryptic show of dominance. I'm not sure I understand why he did this; the rest of the pack...it looks like they treat him with disdain. what would be the purpose of destroying a 1,500 samsung? the ways of these great apes are truly wild and strange.
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the female approaches the males, without a hint of hesitation. its...yes! it's a dvd of lazytown. the males are confused. there will be no mating tonight, but the female seems pleased nonetheless.
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I knew I could count on you for some commentary there Steel, good stuff.
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killer wolf, please tell me more of your fight stories they are...fascinating
"i'm not a dog...i'm a wolf..." ~ killer wolf
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Ah don't worry, I'm sure I'll probably do something colossally stupid, or at the very least ill-advised, at some point in the future. I'll make sure to chuck a topic up when it happens so I can bask in the "adulation."
Then again maybe not. I seem to have passed the torch, as I now try to leave it up to other members of my band to hit each other in the face with sticks, get into punching contests, and headbutt inanimate objects. Ah, youth...
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Bled I was just joshin brah, your potatoes are just fine