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Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Liquid Ocelot on February 15, 2009, 12:01:38 am: This is kind of disturbing.......
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
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Post by: mud on February 15, 2009, 12:19:46 am: Stuff like that is actually very common, especially in the UK. Young girls get prego on purpose there :\
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Post by: Standard Toaster on February 15, 2009, 12:20:08 am: man i didn't even know a 12 year old boy was like PHYSICALLY ABLE to have sex
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Post by: DS on February 15, 2009, 12:23:49 am: UK is one fucked up country i tell ya
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on February 15, 2009, 12:35:27 am: hell yea dude!
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Post by: ase on February 15, 2009, 12:43:50 am: yeah i saw this today. 13 years old isn't that rare, i think. this wouldn't be so publicized if he didn't look like he was 7 or 8 holy shittt

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/32484/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg)
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Post by: Puppet Master on February 15, 2009, 12:50:11 am: If you showed me that picture without knowing the backstory I would think it was of a mother and her two children.
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Post by: Liquid Ocelot on February 15, 2009, 12:51:31 am: Quote from: ase on February 15, 2009, 12:43:50 am
yeah i saw this today. 13 years old isn't that rare, i think. this wouldn't be so publicized if he didn't look like he was 7 or 8 holy shittt

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/32484/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg)
exactly
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Post by: Jordan on February 15, 2009, 12:54:05 am: It's common in the UK, but still he looks about 8 years old. Fucking crazy! I couldn't believe it when I read it yesterday.
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on February 15, 2009, 12:55:19 am: Quote
PM Gordon Brown refused to comment directly on the story but said it was important that the Government did all it could to prevent teenage pregnancies.

british news is officially the worst.
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Post by: BlackRaven on February 15, 2009, 01:07:07 am: This is disturbing
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Post by: Carrion Crow on February 15, 2009, 01:12:17 am: Yeah fuck the UK I am really glad I don't live there. Every last one of them, a teenage pregancy monger.

Glad I don't live in the US either. Fat AND stupid.
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Post by: Sarevok on February 15, 2009, 01:13:55 am: Quote from: Magical Negro on February 15, 2009, 12:55:19 am
british news is officially the worst.

this is the sun though, it's not exactly real news.
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Post by: Saleop on February 15, 2009, 01:21:13 am: I saw this a few days ago and was almost certain it was fake due to the fact that the only news I can find about it is The Sun and legitimate news organizations just referencing The Sun.

And the pictures look really fishy to me. The lighting and the room they're in makes it look really suspicious imo.

but hey what do i know
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Post by: ase on February 15, 2009, 01:21:34 am: it was me. i'm the daddy. i'm alfie ~sarevok
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on February 15, 2009, 01:23:15 am: Quote from: Sarevok on February 15, 2009, 01:13:55 am
this is the sun though, it's not exactly real news.

dude like two days ago someone in the press pool asked barack obama what he thought about the a-rod controversy and was publically humiliated for it how is it just passing fair when someone is like PRIMEMINISTER!

DID YA SEE THIS FREAK OF A KID!
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Post by: Saleop on February 15, 2009, 01:24:27 am: Quote from: Magical Negro on February 15, 2009, 12:55:19 am
british news is officially the worst.

I wouldn't say this at all. The BBC has the best news website I have ever seen. (can't watch it on tv i am american).

and you can't say british news is the worst when the most watched news station in the us is FOX
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Post by: big ass skelly on February 15, 2009, 01:34:16 am: I'd have a lot more respect for politicians asked that kind of inane bullshit if they were allowed to jsut say "wat? I got bigger fish to fry retard get out of here" but they can't cause the idiot media. rules. the. world.

"yes it's an awful shame the spice girl's split up... I wish them all luck with their solo careers" ~ winston churchill
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on February 15, 2009, 01:40:01 am: OI OI PRIMEMINISTER

WHADDAYA THINK OF GORDON RAMSEY'S AFFAIR?
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Post by: Artis Leon Ivey Jr on February 15, 2009, 01:40:26 am: EY, QUEENIE!

HEAR ABOUT THAT WOMAN WHO FOUND FORTY QUID IN HER PACKET OF CRISPS?
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Post by: Keith Stones on February 15, 2009, 01:41:32 am: I hate The Sun but this is fucking uncomfortable. Now that I know that this happens all the time in the UK though I think I'll go back to refreshing Facebook. Moral crisis averted.
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Post by: Carrion Crow on February 15, 2009, 01:42:55 am: Did they ever do £40 in crisps? I seem to remember one of my mates getting £20 in his walkers at dinnertime once and the dinnerlady offered to "look after it" for him.

Also yeah, The Sun and The Mail are competing to see how close they can get to being a pile of turd without selling actual shit at the news stand.
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Post by: big ass skelly on February 15, 2009, 01:43:20 am: It's probably not even real dude, the sun routinely just makes up sensational stories for slow news days
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Post by: Mr. Actionist on February 15, 2009, 01:43:39 am: This kid looks like 7 years old, damn. I saw a video on our news about it where alfie said he had no idea where he'd get the money to support a child. And how long are these two going to stay together, anyway? 12 year old romances don't tend to last very long. Oh man, this is so messed up. Next there'll be a charity for them as well as that woman with 14 children. Support people who are too dumb to make good choices, guys! Let them breed and devour the nations of the world!
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Post by: Boulvae on February 15, 2009, 01:50:35 am: We've been doing it since the dawn of time, so can't stop now.
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Post by: Vellfire on February 15, 2009, 01:52:58 am: I read about this but I read about it on The Sun's website and I remembered there being something off about the Sun but I couldn't remember if it just slightly blew things out of proportion or was a flat-out tabloid thing where none of the stories are true.

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Support people who are too dumb to make good choices, guys! Let them breed and devour the nations of the world!

dude there's a difference between a 13 year old accidentally getting a girl pregnant and a grown woman who already had 6 children having 8 more, why would you ever think these things were the same thing

fuck i'd rather support this kid because he at least wants to take responsibility for his actions (even though there's no way he could really be much of a dad at his age, he's THINKING ABOUT IT and even being concerned about the financial situation)
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Post by: Mr. Actionist on February 15, 2009, 01:59:06 am: I didn't say it was the same thing, just that there might be a charity set up because there's no way *he* can support the kid.

Actually, does anyone know what the sex-education programs are like in the UK? Surely at 12 years old you know how babies are born.
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Post by: ase on February 15, 2009, 02:05:05 am: CNN has picked up this story, so idk. its most likely true. there's a video interview on the sun's site too
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Post by: The Dude on February 15, 2009, 02:55:54 am: Imagine being 14 years younger than your dad?
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Post by: Shadow Kirby on February 15, 2009, 03:34:48 am: The question is, why the fuck is that girl with that 8 years old looking kid who is anyway two years younger than her ?
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Post by: Lyndon on February 15, 2009, 03:38:34 am: hahaha

The sun is fucking awful. The only people who read it are racists tradesmen and dimwitted tabloid-lovers. Regardless, this is uninteresting as this family looks like completely chavs, and no one gives a shit about them except maybe Jeremy Kyle.
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Post by: Dissonance on February 15, 2009, 03:54:00 am: holy SHIT no way he's thirteen
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Post by: Farren on February 15, 2009, 04:03:59 am: Quote from: ase on February 15, 2009, 12:43:50 am
yeah i saw this today. 13 years old isn't that rare, i think. this wouldn't be so publicized if he didn't look like he was 7 or 8 holy shittt

(http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/32484/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg)

I don't understand how he even got it up

she looks like the penguin's daughter or some crap look a dat face
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Post by: headphonics on February 15, 2009, 05:32:30 am: she definitely doesn't look fifteen. jesus he looks half his age and she looks twice hers. could this be anymore comical a photo op ? ? ?
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Post by: fatty on February 15, 2009, 06:19:07 am: Saw this in the news the other day.

:welp:
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Post by: fatty on February 15, 2009, 07:38:08 am: Also the girl is a pedophile.
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Post by: Marcus on February 15, 2009, 07:39:18 am: hey uk, how's that super expensive sexual education plan going?

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Despite the government's long-term teenage pregnancy strategy, which aims to halve the under-18 conception rate by 2010, the UK has the second highest rate in the developed world with 40.4 conceptions per 1,000 girls aged 15 to 17.

still have a year to go!

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Also the girl is a pedophile.

i'm actually curious as to how the relationship got started.

it's hard to imagine a sexually active 12 year old boy... i mean, i didn't "discover" masturbation until 13 but i guess everyone is different.

what i'm trying to say is, i wouldn't be surprised if his older girlfriend either

A) forced it on him
or
B) encouraged it.
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Post by: headphonics on February 15, 2009, 07:50:18 am: uh she was like 14 when this happened. 12 and 14 year olds dating isnt that unusual!
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Post by: King of Spooks on February 15, 2009, 09:35:46 am: Sorry alfie bro but you can do better, I mean his girl is not even hott !!!
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Post by: Massy2k6 on February 15, 2009, 10:12:18 am: Too be honest growing up here in the UK, I didn’t get much sex education from lessons in school... The most I got was a video of a woman giving birth and there was also 1 lesson where the boys and girls were split up into two separate classrooms and each class just spent an hour talking about masturbation which didn’t last more than 20mins because one idiot found it funny to keep asking our teacher how often he masturbated, so all in all I got 2 lessons of sex education.

Yeah teenage pregnancies are very common but I always assumed America had the same problem... I would see it on Ricky lake, Maury ect.. “I’m 12 and I want loads of babies” or “I’m having sex with 30year olds for a baby”.

p.s. the video of the woman giving birth was nasty, most of us couldn’t watch more than half of it before we just walked out.
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Post by: esp on February 15, 2009, 11:36:32 am: OH MY THE PLOT THICKENS

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

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"And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex."

...
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Post by: Mr. Actionist on February 15, 2009, 11:47:07 am: Quote
It was routine for boys to stay over with her in her bed.
What the hell? What kind of a parent would let her 14 year old child have a boy in her bed with her?
And how would the mother not know her daughter was sleeping with (at most) *eight* guys?
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Post by: NovaGenesis on February 15, 2009, 01:06:09 pm: Quote from: Mr. Actionist on February 15, 2009, 11:47:07 am
What the hell? What kind of a parent would let her 14 year old child have a boy in her bed with her?
And how would the mother not know her daughter was sleeping with (at most) *eight* guys?

The kind of parent that knows babby = ducats from the government!
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Post by: Christophomicus on February 15, 2009, 01:14:27 pm: Ya know, even though they look like real tossers, at least these new prospects look their age!
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Post by: big ass skelly on February 15, 2009, 02:45:12 pm: this sounds like a job for jeremy kyle
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Post by: Evangel on February 15, 2009, 04:09:10 pm: Quote from: Massy2k6 on February 15, 2009, 10:12:18 am
Too be honest growing up here in the UK, I didn’t get much sex education from lessons in school... The most I got was a video of a woman giving birth and there was also 1 lesson where the boys and girls were split up into two separate classrooms and each class just spent an hour talking about masturbation which didn’t last more than 20mins because one idiot found it funny to keep asking our teacher how often he masturbated, so all in all I got 2 lessons of sex education.

Yeah teenage pregnancies are very common but I always assumed America had the same problem... I would see it on Ricky lake, Maury ect.. “I’m 12 and I want loads of babies” or “I’m having sex with 30year olds for a baby”.

p.s. the video of the woman giving birth was nasty, most of us couldn’t watch more than half of it before we just walked out.

wait, so you got educated about all kinds of things related to sex, but not the act or the consequences of the act itself? that's fairly retarded.

that kid looks like a fuckin pimp, he could have done better than that hideous broad.
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Post by: elkalo on February 15, 2009, 04:14:48 pm: I am sorry to say, but what were they thinking? That girl looks really ugly honestly. And I am actually sort of glad that Alfie might NOT be the father, hell he looks like he just left the 3rd grade.
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Post by: SupremeWarrior on February 15, 2009, 04:25:46 pm: Quote from: elkalo on February 15, 2009, 04:14:48 pm
I am sorry to say, but what were they thinking? That girl looks really ugly honestly. And I am actually sort of glad that Alfie might NOT be the father, hell he looks like he just left the 3rd grade.
I highly doubt he's the father being 13 I doubt his sperm could even pregnate.
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Post by: Corfaisus on February 15, 2009, 04:41:02 pm: If this IS true, I wish them both the best... though it will be kind of awkward when the kid is half as old as his father at 13 and said father is 26.
They're close enough together to later be old and grey and not be that far apart, say 60 and 73. Well, as long as they find SOME way to support
that child, who am I to ramble on about how stupid it was of them to cause this at such a young age.
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Post by: esp on February 15, 2009, 04:43:40 pm: it's just sad how commonplace this is. i remember around 3 girls i knew at school who had kids by the age of 15... as for this kid he doesn't even look 13 (his voice hasn't even broken!) so how the fuck this happened... well... ????
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Post by: Dissonance on February 15, 2009, 04:47:51 pm: I smell a maury pauvich episode
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Post by: Evangel on February 15, 2009, 05:35:00 pm: Quote from: esp on February 15, 2009, 04:43:40 pm
it's just sad how commonplace this is. i remember around 3 girls i knew at school who had kids by the age of 15... as for this kid he doesn't even look 13 (his voice hasn't even broken!) so how the fuck this happened... well... ????

"well.... i was puttin my wee wee in her hoo ha, and i made a little tinkle..."
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Post by: Carrion Crow on February 15, 2009, 05:59:40 pm: Quote from: Mark on February 15, 2009, 02:45:12 pm
this sounds like a job for jeremy kyle

You read my mind haha.

He's a turd as well. I mean, it is hilarious to watch but he is so incredibly RIGHTEOUS like you almost expect him to go on a "I will strike down with GREAT VENGEANCE upon those who attempt to POISON my brothers" style rant when he gets going.
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Post by: Kaworu on February 15, 2009, 06:09:13 pm: This shit is gross, not much the young dad(it is common) but how the red tops are portraying it as some vital all-important news story that everyone must know about. The sun ran it as a "world exclusive" as if he's the first 13 year old dad ever...

But yeah like mark said, the reds are well known for making up stories during slow periods (remember when the mirror leaked those photos of iraqi prisoner abuse a few years back that were found out to be faked... and filmed in london?)

Jeremy Kyle is worthless, his program is just there for dumb people to think angry at something, it's like 1984's Daily hate.
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Post by: Evangel on February 15, 2009, 06:23:01 pm: Quote from: The Octave Doctor on February 15, 2009, 06:09:13 pm
This shit is gross, not much the young dad(it is common) but how the red tops are portraying it as some vital all-important news story that everyone must know about. The sun ran it as a "world exclusive" as if he's the first 13 year old dad ever...

But yeah like mark said, the reds are well known for making up stories during slow periods (remember when the mirror leaked those photos of iraqi prisoner abuse a few years back that were found out to be faked... and filmed in london?)

Jeremy Kyle is worthless, his program is just there for dumb people to think angry at something, it's like 1984's Daily hate.

yeahhhhhh. this shit is news in the UK? maybe you guys should start a war or something, i mean, goddamn.

i liked that follow-up report on the fact that any number of teenagers could be the father. whoever reported that shit has just sunk to a new low for journalism. like middle school gossip column kind of low.
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Post by: Puppet Master on February 15, 2009, 06:32:21 pm: Quote from: Dissonance on February 15, 2009, 04:47:51 pm
I smell a maury pauvich episode

My thoughts exactly. Just imagine little alfie getting all pissed off and potentially getting in a fight with one of the other kids.

I really doubt this Alfie kid is the actual father because he apparently hasn't even gone through puberty yet.
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Post by: Kaworu on February 15, 2009, 06:39:16 pm: it's not a new low in journalism... the british hacks are always pulling shit up like this.
It's also not covered in the newspapers, it's only really the redtops that do this shit. Anybody who reads the sun or the mirror or whatever expecting to read news is dumb. It's just pure gossip and racism.
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on February 15, 2009, 06:51:53 pm: Yeah the reading age of an average sun reader is 9.6 or something. It's an astonishing paper.

Can't help feeling nobody would've cared if the girl was the 13 year old, or if it wasnt the age to appearance ratio on each of them. Cracking story, but really inconsequential (shame for the kid though).

Additionally: Jeremy Kyle is absolutely top notch entertainment. Not a word against.
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Post by: Carrion Crow on February 15, 2009, 06:52:42 pm: Quote from: The Octave Doctor on February 15, 2009, 06:09:13 pm
Jeremy Kyle is worthless, his program is just there for dumb people to think angry at something, it's like 1984's Daily hate.

Man can't describe it any better.
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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on February 15, 2009, 06:52:55 pm: Quote from: Magical Negro on February 15, 2009, 01:40:26 am
EY, QUEENIE!

HEAR ABOUT THAT WOMAN WHO FOUND FORTY QUID IN HER PACKET OF CRISPS?

OI, CHANCELLOR!

WHADDYA PONDER 'BOUT BRITNEY'S NEW LOOK?
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Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on February 15, 2009, 06:53:26 pm: p.s. this is a really stupid topic and almost all of the replies here are no better than jerry springer
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Post by: Evangel on February 15, 2009, 07:19:06 pm: Quote from: Cheshire Cat on February 15, 2009, 06:51:53 pm
Yeah the reading age of an average sun reader is 9.6 or something. It's an astonishing paper.

Can't help feeling nobody would've cared if the girl was the 13 year old, or if it wasnt the age to appearance ratio on each of them. Cracking story, but really inconsequential (shame for the kid though).

Additionally: Jeremy Kyle is absolutely top notch entertainment. Not a word against.

I just wonder how their so-called journalists operate each day. Like, how do they FIND this kind of shit? If my job was to find the most base level of content and write pages about it, I'd fucking shoot myself.
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Post by: hobo2 on February 15, 2009, 07:19:54 pm: Jerry! Jerry!

Anyway, I've seen far too many crazy things to find this story amazing or out of the ordinary. It's sad, really.
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Post by: Shadow Kirby on February 15, 2009, 09:43:24 pm: Quote from: stern_gupples on February 15, 2009, 06:53:26 pm
p.s. this is a really stupid topic and almost all of the replies here are no better than jerry springer

FUCK YOU! *throws a chair*
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Post by: YourHero on February 15, 2009, 10:11:19 pm: holy shit. this baby was born as a result of BAD PARENTING and kids having sex way before they should. how is letting them keep the baby going to help it!? even if the 9-year-old (or whatever the shit)'s parents raise it, it will still have the same bad parenting they did!

i'm not saying tehy shouldn't be allowed to keep the baby, i'm saying they should do something to people to not let them reproduce. they should have to be trained to be good parents before they're allowed to have kids.
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Post by: tuxedo marx on February 15, 2009, 10:24:58 pm: the sun

the fucking sun

(https://legacy.gamingw.net/etc/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Hillsborough_disaster_Sun.jpeg)
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Post by: Mama Luigi on February 15, 2009, 11:08:17 pm: This story is not news.
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Post by: Carrion Crow on February 15, 2009, 11:30:43 pm: you won't find people in liverpool who read the sun (because of the story above, illustrated by rockman there)
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Post by: Vellfire on February 16, 2009, 12:05:46 am: I don't trust any magazine that says THE TRUTH in big letters.

It might have even been WRITTEN BY The Truth.
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Post by: tuxedo marx on February 16, 2009, 12:37:19 am: http://www.contrast.org/hillsborough/ for some context btw.
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Post by: Evangel on February 16, 2009, 01:19:11 am: Quote from: Rockman on February 16, 2009, 12:37:19 am
http://www.contrast.org/hillsborough/ for some context btw.

the...football disaster...
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Post by: Kaworu on February 16, 2009, 03:24:50 pm: the sun celebrating the sinking of an innocent ship during the faulklands with a front page headline "GOTCHA!".
Just letting you know they're scum.
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Post by: The Dude on February 16, 2009, 03:25:44 pm: "Hey dad, I'm going out."
"You can't go out, you're grounded young man."
"Fuck you, kid." -punchs dad-
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Post by: tuxedo marx on February 16, 2009, 06:29:51 pm: Quote from: Evangel on February 16, 2009, 01:19:11 am
the...football disaster...
err yeah, when 96 people die as a result of police stupidity and ridiculous negligence I think disaster is the right word! seriously I don't know where you're going with this.
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Post by: Liquid Ocelot on February 16, 2009, 07:19:45 pm: Quote from: stern_gupples on February 15, 2009, 06:53:26 pm
p.s. this is a really stupid topic and almost all of the replies here are no better than jerry springer
Sorry for making it, you can close it if you wish.
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Post by: GirlBones on February 17, 2009, 12:12:21 am: british people are so unattractive

white people across the globe to a lesser extent but... british people just dont know how to look good apparently!

also british newsmedia is the worst you can say what you like about fox news or whatever but anytime i read an article from a non-bbc british new-source i want to crunch my nuts
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Post by: tuxedo marx on February 17, 2009, 12:41:41 am: suck a dick
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Post by: Dissonance on February 17, 2009, 06:01:56 am: Quote from: GirlBones on February 17, 2009, 12:12:21 am
british people are so unattractive

white people across the globe to a lesser extent but...

very yes

three cheers for dark-skinned women :o
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Post by: Barack Obama on February 17, 2009, 11:20:07 am: sometimes i just want to piss in my cat's litterbox and just stare into its eyes while im doing it
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Post by: GirlBones on February 17, 2009, 11:23:03 am: Quote from: DietCoke on February 17, 2009, 11:20:07 am
sometimes i just want to piss in my cat's litterbox and just stare into its eyes while im doing it
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Post by: GirlBones on February 17, 2009, 11:24:10 am: Quote from: Dissonance on February 17, 2009, 06:01:56 am
very yes

three cheers for dark-skinned women :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaQy1isA0a8
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Post by: fatty on February 18, 2009, 11:24:10 am: Quote from: GirlBones on February 17, 2009, 12:12:21 am
british people are so unattractive

white people across the globe to a lesser extent but... british people just dont know how to look good apparently!

also british newsmedia is the worst you can say what you like about fox news or whatever but anytime i read an article from a non-bbc british new-source i want to crunch my nuts
All the possible fathers are like 13+ yet they all look like they are 8-10. Feh.
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Post by: jamie on February 18, 2009, 03:18:50 pm: it's broken britain. it's booze britain. it's the climate crunch. A'makin'me sick
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Post by: Kole on February 24, 2009, 09:54:05 am: I commend this little boy for knockin up an older girl.

*slow claps*

For some reason I heavily condone younger man with older women type relationships. but the opposite for me is gross as fuck.

Old dudes goin out with young girls have 0 game whatsoever.
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Post by: Massy2k6 on February 24, 2009, 01:00:50 pm: So your against sugar daddy's then.
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Post by: Kole on February 24, 2009, 02:09:24 pm: Pretty much. Usin money to hook up with girls, no skills whatsoever.
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Post by: Massy2k6 on February 24, 2009, 05:54:28 pm: The girls dont normally complain.
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Post by: Cho on February 25, 2009, 05:40:00 am: I wouldn't complain either if I only had to work 15~20 minutes a week and still got everything I wanted.
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Post by: elkalo on February 28, 2009, 01:26:19 am: Make that 15-20 minutes a week more like 2 or 3 hours of female pain.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Fire Mage on February 28, 2009, 02:39:33 am: Quote from: elkalo on February 28, 2009, 01:26:19 am
Make that 15-20 minutes a week more like 2 or 3 hours of female pain.
From...?

Sex...? Or what?

Because if sex, it's not like sex is OH TORTURE on all women...

Your statement is a little confusing.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Warped655 on February 28, 2009, 03:08:22 am: Yeah, that doesn't make sense... or maybe it would if you'd elaborate. I'm almost intrigued.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: elkalo on February 28, 2009, 04:15:27 am: Yes sex, I mean, some women might enjoy it and a prostitute might, but some guys take it too far, I know this guy that called up this whore, he paid her for 1 hour. He wanted her to suck his dick(nsfw?) but she didn't want to, so he got mad and she left early. Around 4-5 days later he called her up again, but this time he tied her up to a bed and started whipping her for a whole hour, then resumed to rape her. It was in the local news :/
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Post by: Alec on February 28, 2009, 04:36:06 am: i'm assuming these guys were just straight fucking.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Farren on February 28, 2009, 04:57:43 am: I got a funny prostitute story.

One time my friend talked me into going and finding a japanese sex house and I was drunk enough to atleast want to check it out. We got to a taxi driver and did the finger in the whole thing, which he immediately understood. We drove around for about an hour looking at different japanese places that kept turning us down because americans had a really bad reputation over there I guess. Or maybe they were racist, dunno.

Anyways he eventually dropped us off in front of a club and my friend asked him if there were girls there and he just kind of immediately replied YES THEY GURL HERE and left us speeding off.

Anyways he asked the host dude outside and he said basically the same thing.

When we got there a russian, Singaporean, and some other euro girl were talking to us and pouring us drinks so we thought that we were in the right place. Anyways, toward the end of this story I finally got drunk enough to get my nerves up and actually want to try this and he asked them "how much" and where we were supposed to go. They were like "FOR WHAT???", I guess he just thought they were dense and kept hinting at it when they finally caught on.

we both felt pretty embarrassed but they were cool about it. I since then kept my resolve to not want to get into that shit unless I ended up at one of those places by accident and a girl coerced me into it because I dont' feel comfortable with that shit.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: jamie on February 28, 2009, 04:58:34 pm: that reminds me of one of my worst nights ever.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: fatty on February 28, 2009, 11:40:55 pm: so wait it was just a regular bar with no prostitutes or what. I don't fully get it but I get why you are embarassed.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: ShortE18 on March 01, 2009, 02:10:31 am: :shocking:
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: `~congresman Ron paul~~ on March 01, 2009, 02:13:03 am: ahahaha, coxswain struck out by assuming the girls were prostitutes.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Massy2k6 on March 01, 2009, 03:01:38 am: Coxswain.. wth is the finger in the whole thing?

.. is it an American thing?
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Alec on March 01, 2009, 04:26:28 am: you make a hole from your thumb and forefinger on one hand and you move your other forefinger in and out of the hole, symbolizing sex and no it's not an american thing are you dumb?
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Post by: Farren on March 01, 2009, 05:01:01 am: Quote from: fatty on February 28, 2009, 11:40:55 pm
so wait it was just a regular bar with no prostitutes or what. I don't fully get it but I get why you are embarassed.

oh no they weren't REGULAR GIRLS they were just paid to hang out with the guys there and flirt with them, pour their drinks and complement their terrible karaoke "skills".

I was off but I wasn't too far off.

Also yeah I was pretty embarrassed but even then I knew it wasn't like I fucked up THAT BAD. I wouldn't doubt it if I heard other Americans probably do it all the time, we were just polite about it.

gonna add something I forgot when I wrote that post: we actually stopped at one brothel place and the Japanese guard guys said that we could get one girl and take turns with her or some stupid shit like that. I was F U C K THAT but my friend still wanted to do it, I said "I ain't double dippin' fool" and walked back in the cab where we went to our last destination.
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Post by: Brosek on March 01, 2009, 07:38:42 am: Quote from: Coxswain on March 01, 2009, 05:01:01 am
oh no they weren't REGULAR GIRLS they were just paid to hang out with the guys there and flirt with them, pour their drinks and complement their terrible karaoke "skills".

I was off but I wasn't too far off.

Also yeah I was pretty embarrassed but even then I knew it wasn't like I fucked up THAT BAD. I wouldn't doubt it if I heard other Americans probably do it all the time, we were just polite about it.

gonna add something I forgot when I wrote that post: we actually stopped at one brothel place and the Japanese guard guys said that we could get one girl and take turns with her or some stupid shit like that. I was F U C K THAT but my friend still wanted to do it, I said "I ain't double dippin' fool" and walked back in the cab where we went to our last destination.

My sentiments exactly.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Draak on March 27, 2009, 02:15:55 pm: Not to necro-post, but there's an update on this story if anyone cares:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25250230-663,00.html
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Vellfire on March 27, 2009, 02:21:32 pm: hahahahaha are you shitting me

Quote
The Sun reported last month that Alfie had been seen wearing a hoodie emblazoned with the message: "I’m the daddy, if not f*** you all I’ll still be there".

how long until they start selling the hoodies
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Massy2k6 on March 27, 2009, 06:39:30 pm: Im not suprised hes not the father, that sh*t happens all the time.
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Post by: elkalo on March 27, 2009, 09:49:29 pm: cool, but like why? He looks like he still uses diapers..why would he want to ruin his childhood?
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Shadow Kirby on March 28, 2009, 02:07:01 pm: Quote from: elkalo on March 27, 2009, 09:49:29 pm
cool, but like why? He looks like he still uses diapers..why would he want to ruin his childhood?

Sex. Now, if only it was sex with a good looking girl. I guess girls willing to sleep with guys that looks 8 don't run the streets.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Bandito on March 29, 2009, 03:35:12 pm: Yeah she's fucking ugly...but then again....a free pussy doesn't have a face though....

EDIT: After reading the article, I figure how stupid can kids be. If I fuck her and there might be a chance I am the father I wouldn't even fight for the kid. Heck I would play stupid until the end, but these kids actually confronted her about that.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Sarevok on March 30, 2009, 12:12:09 am: psst, they wanted the money
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Post by: Yeaster on April 09, 2009, 02:06:42 pm: Quote
Yeah she's fucking ugly...but then again....a free pussy doesn't have a face though....

Quoted for truth.

But yeah, this kid should be lucky. Why isn't his parents stepping up to do anything?

They should've gone to Maury to settle this.
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Bandito on April 09, 2009, 07:47:17 pm: Quote from: Sarevok on March 30, 2009, 12:12:09 am
psst, they wanted the money
What money? The girl's mother is fucking broke.
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Post by: bible_basher on April 10, 2009, 10:03:57 am: benefits/money from selling the story i assume!
Title: 13 year old becomes a father
Post by: Massy2k6 on April 10, 2009, 07:38:56 pm: Quote from: Yeaster on April 09, 2009, 02:06:42 pm
They should've gone to Maury to settle this.

This is the UK so they would have gone to either Jeremy Kyle or Trisha. Jeremy would have gone apeshit at the kids parents and Trisha would have offered counselling to the kid and then thrown him off this show like a piece of meat. Moo