• Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
perhaps you guys will enjoy this, as it was obviously inspired by barkley gaiden

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2789815
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12



look at this dumb newb tryin to pass a barkley directx10 gmod screenshot as fanart
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
It's just surreal that this is actually happening.

Wait, am I high? Dreaming? In a coma?

 :fogetshrug:
here have some chups for your glaucoma
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
You are both as dumb as a brick if you didn't recognize it as a joke. They were DESIGNED to piss off idiots. Guess it worked!
up yours pal,

up. your. nose.

with. a. rubber. hose.

I didn't pay my hard earned gatdam money for a game that has some smarmy ass meta-developer besmirch my favorite vidcons with such reprehensible tripe. obviously you don't repsect your games enough to see how much time and investment they put into western titles but to think that these assholes think it's ok to make fun of my favorite games is absolutely unforgivable. how the hell would you like it if someone came in your face acting all nice and insulting your mom? right to your face? huh? I'm so sick of this stupid argument that vidcons shouldn't be seriously. I PAY FOR THEM thusly; I have an opinion of them; ergo, when you insult them or even ME for playing them, I get fucking angry. a joke is one thing, but those stupid, stupid pump things go way too far and cross the line. consider yourself warned.
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
I just signed up to comment about this game. I finished it. I didn't come here to praise the game, while it is good, I came because of the save point monologues.
They were very annoying and I found myself skipping past all of them after about 4. So what if other people play madden. What is that to you. Why the hell are you bothered?
Just because you like one type of game doesn't mean the whole world has to. I personally hate jrpgs. The last on I played was pokemon 8 years ago. My favorite rpg of all time is Knights of the Old Republic. But I still enjoyed your game (Even though its apparent you know nothing about basketball.) I like this game, but you're an asshole.
agreeing with this post
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
yeah bandito i'm probably your dad

http://www.gamingw.net/pubaccess/37686/bakely_1.mid

Beautiful. Thanks a million, mang

also about Zybourne Clock yeah it was a colossal failure on every concievable level and is nothing more than a laughing stock at this point

it's not that they failed, it's that the world just wasn't ready for a game so awesome that it featured this character



my favorite picture is on page 63. you'll know which one.

oh ya and the OP of that thread, many thought was the artist of the Barkley Gaiden title screen
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
they probably do since it was in the game.

also xelo http://www.gamingw.net/pubaccess/37686/bakely.mid

not sure how midi cellphones work but it should probably loop

this is great but is there any way to bring the transpose (I think that's the term) down to the key that the song sounds in game? if not, it's cool. I remember being able to do it in an old, old, old application I used to use when I was like 14. just have to go find it if you can't do it


also thanks a ton for the effort. even if you can't with the key I'm gonna use it anyway :fogetcool:
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
You know I was just thinkin, the only thing missing from this game was an obligatory stealth mission and probably some patriotic American imagery

But even so, it's still goty'08 no question.



You're from SA, right?
ya

we have a subforum that caters specifically to console wars and making fun of those who take video games too seriously. we found BSUAJ:G C1OTHBS to be right up our alley--- although this game greater than anything we've ever done, and we're all preaching for goty except for maybe 1 or 2 jrpg fags


edit: Also, Mr. Chef Boyardee, is there any chance of getting like a midi version of some songs? I swear if I could get the Victory fanfare song in midi form, I would set it as my ringtone
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
http://www.komotv.com/home/video/14008152.html?video=pop&t=a


This is remarkable, but disturbing. If this kid continues to cultivate those levels of slams and jams, it could very well lead to the next Chaos Dunk... His layups, his free throws, his dribbling, they're all off the charts-- I've never seen B-Ball readings of this magnitude from some one so young. They must have fucking legallized jamicite in that state again. Goddamnit, they knew the fucking risks ... but yet, I knew it was coming ... Hoopz is here.

He's even acquired the double dribble--a skill in which Charles himself couldn't achieve mastery of until late in his life...

May god help us...
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
The game won't start. I click NEW ADVENTURE and it freezes on me. Also, is the title screen supposed to be like, almost off the screen?
he said that he is working on a fix. the temporary solution is to rename your music folder


this worked for me, but I'm not gonna play the game like that since I hear the music is a big part of its charm :(


I am just eagerly awaiting an official fix so I can enjoy this wonderful game

(goty 08)
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
Yeah Jester, but the sprint doesn't seem to be built for long term traveling... Seems more like it's to get away from things.

barkley requires a moment to pump his reeboks back up
  • Avatar of xelo
  • A.D. 2174
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2008
  • Posts: 12
king of games, send me a PM with the game_errors.log file (it may not be there, but if it is it's in the same directory as the exe). tell me exactly how it happened (ie. the last screen you were on describe or tell me the last dialog line you saw in the game).

!ATTENTION!

to people with the title screen error try downloading this exe:

http://www.tomatoland.org/drdougbeach/BarkleyV106a.exe

tell me if it works
this does not work for me.

I had the exact same problems with the game hanging when I tried to start a new game, with the main title logo being off center and something else rapidly flickering

with this new exe, I no longer see the b-ball cursor and selecting anything does nothing when I try to select any of the options, as well as the logo still being off center and the other text still flickering

I really look forward to playing this, so if any more information will help I'll post an error log and information about my computer

:)