Hey you guys, I am back. This game is still the shit, obviously.

And I still want to help do art for you!

hahahaha i submitted it to jayisgames, awesome!

Me too!

I'm just glad to see there IS a Wikipedia page after all, and not just a footnote in BSUaJ: The Sports Simulation. As a general rule I am not in favor of fascism, but when that fascism is in favor of accuracy in truth, I have a harder time revolting against it. This game deserves to be taken seriously and not get deleted or forgotten.

I almost forgot:

WARNING

I just noticed that your avatar, is that Barkley with  a broccoli head?  If so post the high res of that pic up!

Barkley 2
New Status Effect: Confirmed!


PVS (Persistent Vegetative State)

BSUAJ:G 2 is gonna blow the world up!!!

Best Member 2008! I wonder if Sir Charles would agree, or just not get involved in this shit because he has more important things to do, like save the future of b-ball.

PROBABLY THE FIRST ONE!

why aren't other barkley fans making fan art?

Whoops, did I raise the bar too high? Did I do the chaos dunk of fan art and make all other fan art a crime automatically? YEAH, I THINK I DID TOO.

PS: I really am so glad that you awesome indie game moguls like my liking of your work! You made the best gatdam game of the year. If you ever need any more or less serious artwork done, I would love to help out in any upcoming chapters, if at all needed. I also do pixel art, animation, etc. Not just mad crappy photoshop skillz.

Thanks for appreciating the previous CANON post I made. Guess what? I am AGAIN raising the bar, because I couldn't stop making the BEST BSUAJ:G fan art currently out there anywhere! Anyone who thinks they can do better is welcome to try, but watch out you don't get slammed and jammed. These don't have captions, but you could put one on if you think of one.



And I might make some more later, because I'm not a role model.

I challenge anyone in the world to make more accurate fan art than this.




These Piccies are CANON.

This is a beautiful, insane, epic story idea and this first chapter makes for one hell of a game! I just finished and realized how many slams and jams I missed the first time through. Now I am forced to join this fucked up topic that has filled up with psychos just to tell you that if you make more chapters, I will play every single one of them and encourage everyone else to as well. I haven't played such a unique gatdam title in years! If (when) it becomes a longer saga, this could take the place of Earthbound, in a way, and that is saying quite a lot, particularly for a FREE game.

My favorite parts of Jam: Gaiden were when Charles Barkley slammed and jammed the hell out of all those fools, for his son Hoopz. I also absolutely loved the inventive fighting system! It was complex enough to be satisfying but simple enough to be action packed. BSUAJ:G takes it to the limit, and doesn't stop until the timer runs out, even the parts that made me cringe because they were borderline racist and/or sexually naive/criminal. That kind of gritty weirdness is what the post-cyberpocalypse is all about, I suppose, so we all better get used to it while we still have the freedom to take it to the hole in a pre-cyberpocalypse world.

The only suggestions I could possibly make would be to next time add even more powerful slams and also longer jams if you can, and just to make it longer in general! For instance: I was excited to reach the map screen, but then disappointed shortly after to find out I would only be going one additional place from Neo New York. All the same, none of this will remain a complaint upon playing further chapters as they come out! I can't wait to play as Hoopz Barkley, and HACK VENDING MACHINES!! (please please PLEASE make that joke a working sidequest, in the name of Shadowrun and Decker) 

Thank you to the whole gatdam team for all your hard work!