'Not long ago I met a girl who was pregnant. She was extremely depressed about it. Eventually she was able to get an abortion, and I threw her a surprise party the next day. I commissioned my magical friend Delfina to make an abortion cake, a four-tiered white cake with white frosting. There were plastic baby heads and doll parts sticking out of it every which way, and red frosting squirted around to make it look more drastic. There were long, thin candles on colored slurpee straws inserted diagonally, like needles. I really went back and forth on whether or not an abortion surprise party with cake would be something she'd appreciate, but she loved it, thank God.'


- Probably a fake story

I haven't actually Team Fortress and I only had a brief look at the new half-life (Thanks to a friend). But I did enjoy the trailers where they're different characters (My fav. is the Engineer) -

Hey I'd like to hear some ideas for what people would think to be a brilliant game in their opinion! The Game could be anything literally anything you want

My own idea is set in the 19th century and your a 'Van helsing' type character and you have to go around the world to different palces and hunt down some of the more famous characters (Like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) I think that would be pretty cool for a game.

I love the meat in a big whopper - so I'd go with a Whopper

I know what you can do! I had a situation like this a while ago with one of my best friends.

We (as in other friends and myself) invited him to my flat and tied him to a chair with Duck-tape.

We asked him to bring his console (An Xbox360).

We then got 2 sledgehammers and destroyed it in front of him (It was funny cause he began to cry as well)

The point of this was he had been taking the MLG too far and ditching us to game (and pretending he was doing something else)

That was about a year ago and he hasn't talked about MLG since So he learnt his lesson me thinks