chinese hitler
The Chinaman SongWhen I was young and in my prime
I ran away to sea,
I jumped aboard a China ship
All bound for the open sea
A Chinaman came up to me,
He thought himself a swell,
He said if you don't tell me a tale
I'll put you on to boil.
So he turned me all over
And he put me on to boil
And while I was a boiling
He was singing all awhile.
"Oh gala wala pongo, I chinee,
I cocka learum pongo lee."
He cut my hair with a knife and fork
And hung me on a banana stalk.
Now the captain's name was Pongo,
He had a big fat eye,
He used to chew his whiskers
While the clouds rolled by.
Now the boats in the pawn shop
And crews in Armey jail
And I'm the only survivor
To tell the terrible tail