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General TalkYearly GW Medical Checkup

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August 26, 2011, 08:38:15 pm
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I'm an expert at diagnosing people over the internet and from what you told us is that you most likely have aids.
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General TalkThe End Of Pornography

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April 22, 2010, 12:45:07 pm
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I've fapped 3 times since I wrote this, true story... but the real tragedy is that internet porn has spoiled me. Back in my mid teen years I could it could stroke it to the memory of what a particular girls ass looked like in a pair of skin tight jeans, or a brief second of semi-clarity of an areola or meat curtain watching scrambled cable soft-core. Now a days, with the variety of FREE porn on the internet, I search for just the right girl in just the right position to rub one off to. If I'd had this resource as a young teen, the flesh on my cock would've looked like a fried turkey.

It's crazy, I could pull up a vid in 30 secs and fap, but just a while ago I shit you not, I spent 50 minutes looking for just the right shit to pull one out to. The worst part of it is now when your internet goes down and your sitting there like... wait, what am I supposed to jack off to now? pictures?!!!? Memories of conquered cum-dumpsters??!!? Blasphemy.

my Porn standards>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IRL standards.



No cliff notes, do not read all that shit.
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General TalkSo there may be some interesting things in my future...

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July 14, 2008, 04:55:40 pm
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General TalkDeath Penalty

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April 16, 2008, 06:43:10 pm
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This isn't a yes or no type question, the answer isn't as clear as black or white.

No for the most part, but yes in certain type situations. Some people commit crimes that are so horrible and disgusting that they shouldn't have to privilege to live.
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General TalkI need Punch recipes

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April 11, 2008, 03:54:36 am
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Kool Aid + Sugar + Water = Success
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General TalkDoes this sometimes happen to you?

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April 09, 2008, 11:23:59 pm
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you should fuck her then chuck her.

no.. seriously do this. If she's running around her boyfriends back with you then she is defiantly not a keeper. Just use her, abuse her then refuse her man... it's the only way to win in that type of relationship.

then post pics about it here. hopefully nudes.
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General TalkWhat (which) are you for visiting?

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April 02, 2008, 09:13:27 pm
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Quote from: Drule on March 31, 2008, 07:45:10 am
let's talk about kickass destinations for weekend trips.

A whore house, too easy.
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General TalkPrimityzm? Co o tym myslicie?

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April 02, 2008, 09:11:07 pm
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We have listened to monkeys in the past, and they have failed us.



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General TalkChłop w ciazy.

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March 28, 2008, 07:36:36 pm
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Quote from: angry black man on March 28, 2008, 12:26:07 pm
so... how is this thing gonna be born?  caesarean section?  since she's legally a man, will her male hormones interfere with the child's development?  how the fuck do you breast feed a baby as a man?

these are the questions i ask myself but i honestly don't care that much to know the answers to.

If a transsexual woman who gets surgery to be changed into a man has a baby with a woman is it considered gay or straight plz help that's the only question I care about from this news story.



also, congrats?  :fogetshrug:
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General TalkCreepy Gnome Terrorizes Town

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March 19, 2008, 06:52:57 pm
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Leprechaun sighting in Atlanta!!


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General TalkFavorite dance?

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March 17, 2008, 07:45:56 pm
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I only believe in multiperson choreographed east indian dance moves, sorry.
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General TalkThings you believed in when you were a kid!

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March 15, 2008, 09:20:51 pm
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I thought "whacking off" was that you literally slapped your cock with your hand/object.
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General Talkbeing a big hero

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March 11, 2008, 11:15:13 pm
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snitches get stiches
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General TalkMy resignation.

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March 11, 2008, 10:44:54 pm
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childporn or GTFO

seriously thread does not deliver.
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General TalkHow have the terrorist attacks of 9/11 changed the world?

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March 09, 2008, 06:53:59 pm
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Guys your missing the big picture here. It doesn't matter what language you speak as long as were all white and christian.

9/11 nvr forget
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General Talk[POLL] How often do you drink?

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March 02, 2008, 06:12:07 pm
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weekend warrior
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General TalkWhat has made you feel happy today?

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February 28, 2008, 11:15:06 pm
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Honestly? Touching myself.

Oh and I didn't have school today, double the fun!!
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Entertainment and MediaNever Back Down

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February 19, 2008, 08:48:24 pm
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It looks like the fast and the furious had sex with the karate kid and spawed this retard of a baby, never back down.

I'm a pretty big MMA fan too and this just looks like absolute garbage.
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General TalkFidel Castro resigns

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February 19, 2008, 07:14:40 pm
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all I know is.. he sports a pretty badass tracksuit.
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General TalkPROJECT CHANOLOGY IS GO

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February 15, 2008, 09:16:18 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHpjcZNM8_k

4chan trying to rick roll scientology in real life.
douchebaggery.

i hope they both lose, only then will humanity win.
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