lmao i don't even know where to begin. i'll just say that i would rather nobody ever give the slightest fucks over anything that i ever do than to have even one of your fans enjoy something of mine. 

That will limit the ammount of people liking your game by very much.

Also, that is not very nice thing to say to a potential fan base of yours. Disrespecting your fans is probably the worst thing you can do. Any maker worth their dime can tell you that.

holy shit lol. "not all of my games have women being raped and mutilated for no reason, only some of them do!! I try to reach different crowds of neckbearded stalkers/potential rapists by branching out, y'know?"

People are not killed for no reason. If people die, it's most of the time for plot reasons or for comedy value. This may come as a surprise but people have different tastes. They do not have to be stalkers or criminals to be able to enjoy acts of ultra violence. Horror genre has been filled with gory slashers for as long as I can remember. How you come to the conclusion that everyone who likes to look at violent imagery is somehow "potential rapist", is so inane and baffling that I really would like to know where you pull such a connection from, other than your ass.

no offense but you make the worst, trashiest fucking shit i've ever seen. has anyone out there ever even played any of your games?

Enough people that if I would tell you how many, you'd probably cry and never do anything RPGmaker related again.

Also, I'm just looking at yet another Let's play of another game of mine. (This being 3rd game of mine that's let's played) Plus reviews, and fan mail I get almost every other month saying how much they loved Dooms and want me to do another.


You can say a lot of things about my games but no one playing them is certainly not the best can of worms you can present to me.

what is the appeal in looking at low res anime porn pictures of cartoon characters sandwiched in between horrible gameplay and writing?

Final Phantasy XXX seems to exist in its own little weird world. It appeals to people who like the Final Fantasy and it appeals to people who are looking for fun, because they can laugh at the game. Make no mistake, there's laughs to be had. I never said the game was any good (it isn't) but it may offer some fair amusement.

anyone into that shit can probably just google final fantasy porn and at least get hi res pictures.

Ah, I remember the days I used MSPaint and Office photo manipulation software to put these pics to 256 colors... Nowadays, I at least use Photoshop to do so.

you make those old japanese computer hentai games look like fine art in comparison.

Nocturnal Illusion is one of the finest games ever made and it's old Japanese computer hentai game. Lovepotion is also pretty darn good.


Or are you talking about the ones like Rape games?

maybe i shouldn't be so mean. from what i can tell from the screenshots this game actually shows some restraint. most of your other games iirc have women being raped/mutilated/tortured in crudely drawn anime art.

Not most of my games. Some. Just like not all my games have girls farting at you for entire game, just some of them have. I try and reach more crowds, and do something that I like at the side of it. If you do not like my games, I am sorry to hear that but it doesn't really matter to me.

lol. I remember these type of comments on a previous game topic by mister big t.

Probably every topic I've ever made really, since the summer of 2001.

While I've done joint project games like that in the past, I must politely refuse due to my life being very hectic nowadays and my own projects eating most of my free time.

My first game I ever made with the program. Basically, it's all about sex and dumb humor. Also, it has the worst map layouts I have EVER done. Yes, even worse than in Bedtime Stories. It also ended if you did not get laid.



Plot

Evil mysterious force is about to destroy the world and it's up to Alfred to save the day, while having sex every other second.
 
So yeah, the plot is nonexistant.

Features

 
* Porn
 
* Remixed and arranged OST





Version info
 1.1 

Audio changes

- Remixed/arranged all the songs. Now the game at least sounds good even though it looks horrible.

Bug fixes

- Introduction speech was too low, now it sounds as intended

- You can now no longer just walk past all the bosses and walk up to the final boss

- You can now transition between maps at Lab without having to press a button

- Credits did not credit bug testers in all endings (Whoops!)

- Dark Knight's Brother won't keep on screaming that he can't lose if his hp goes low enough

- In the rare case Dark Knight's Brother actually can kill Cloud, he won't tell him to play dead repeatedly

- Final boss now no longer constantly tells his penis is tickling your ear

- "Entering" Fake inn no longer requires a button press

- It now no longer snows inside houses

Gameplay changes

- Princess Guard now gives 500 Magic instead of 500 Attack, making the Princess Guard now actually useful as opossed to being useless like originally

Grammar fixes

- Few words that were broken and not visible can be fully read, the horrible grammar is still present though

Engine fixes

- Program updated to VALUE version

Size

- Compressed the game and removed files that were not used




To play this game, you have to be 18 years or older or whatever age it requires to be able to jerk off to Final Fantasy porn. 



Download

http://adventuresseries.pbworks.com/w/page/48236157/Final%20Phantasy%20XXX

aren't all your games psychological horror games

No, there's few porn and few satire games.

The intro for my psychological horror game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMHu63z-hOg

Nah, my time's limited as it is and that seems to be much more work, in learning the program and then doing all the custom works. There's nothing even remotely like which I could use so I'd have to do everything from scratch.

you're stil; doing this

Nah, just went back and because of numerous requests, even in the rare game topic; I decided to also put on BIG T 1 and Sex Show Off 2 to spare the people the invidual download. (Will most likely do the same with BIG T 4 and RPG Cookin') I also fixed several nasty bugs and made the final battle more epic.

It's been years since I made the game, so the fixes were long overdue.

wow

Hmmms?

About

Adventures of MISTER BIG T 2- Dimensional problems was a game I created as test purpose for different kind of systems and how people would welcome such odd cast, such as Hermaphrodite doctor and a Green Dragon.



Backstory
After consuming some mushroom wine that made him gain minor brain damage, MISTER BIG T is being taken care at a local hospital where a hermaphrodite named Jessie helps him snap out of the coma by rubbing her penis against his face. However, she was also noticed having a wee-wee and thus was cast out, being a freak.
 
MISTER BIG T feels bad about her and decides to invite her over to Another Dimension where he meets his father, who tells he is destined to save the world.

Features
* A fun adventure rpg, making fun of the traditional rpg cliches and pop culture.
 
* Unique twists to the story
 
* Kicks off the series about one of the most important characters in the game universe
 
* Two bonus games; Adventures of MISTER BIG T 1 and Sexy sex show off 2


Download mirrors

You should be at least 16 years or older to play this.

Mirror 1
    Version info 

2.0

Engine Changes

- Core program updated to VALUE! Version

Extras

- Features "full games" Sexy sex show off 2 and Adventures of MISTER BIG T 1

- MISTER BIG T now has unique and fun things about each background item in the game (ASIDE FLASHBACK OF INTRO), unique to each place! Go around searching and have a laugh!

Bugfixes

- Beds and items can now no longer be used looking "away" from them

- Some passability errors have been fixed

- You can no longer re enter Doam's home from map once you get MISTER BIG T. This was never intended to be possible

Gameplay changes

- Both kickboxers, MISTER BIG T, and Doam no longer have locked equipment

- Both kickboxers can dual wield   

- Final boss now knows new moves

Grammar changes

- Improved grammar and paragraphing

- Jessie's class is now "Futa" which fits better

Graphical changes

- Jessie's penis is more detailed   

- The signs in the Jessie's scenario look as intended

- Improved final boss graphic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APNYOo_l-Uk&feature=player_embedded

The improved cutscene from Adventures 5, where Xel goes to report to Feralzen about heroes. Showcasing the re done throne room and the cutscene as well as the custom Feralzen face and character sprite. It's also first time we see the Queen of Demons, albeit she is hiding behind a dark cloak at the time.

Current version of the game is now 2.21

2.21

Bug Fixes

- Leaving Hook's ship is now possible (Thanks Basque!)

2.2

Gameplay

- Empty Eyes now has a bigger mana pool

- Daadel now comes with Broken glass glove instead of Boxing Glove

- Daadel wears Red sweater like in BIG T 2

- Anaboli comes with Boxing glove

- Both the boxers no longer have locked equipment

- Daadel is now strong defender

- EXP pools and growth have been compromised for all characters

2.1

Bug fixes

- Lime lady now no longer has MISTER BIG T's face during conversation

- The screen now returns to normal tone if you have sex with the goat in Woih house

- You can no longer leave Finland with Snutt in party

- The gun dealing event should now work as intended

Gameplay

- Evil Dragon King has learned new moves that he's eager to show off!

- The racists now only give 3000 dyners instead of the maxed out currency.

- A pawn shop has been opened in Finland North East section

- Xeok family now have a "resting" room as intended

- Boosters such as 7-ups and stereoids now no longer work on Megaman, Lord Pain, Rosa, Anaboli, Skell (the stuffed toy), Fat Tony, or Snutt

- You can now recruit Fat Tony to join your party


Graphical

- Minor fixes of BIG T having different facial expressions to certain events


Warning, next update notes have major spoiler ahead!




Story related

- MISTER BIG T now remisences his previous encounter with Zhobung at end game

Dooms 5 is halted for now. I've been working on BIG T 2's deluxe edition but I'm extremely busy nowadays. Currenttely, I'm working actively on Angelissa's Quest and BIG T 5.

Few screens



Mostly just showcasing the edited faceset. Feedback is very welcome.




This obese goblin is bloated beyond all recognition. Having grown giant sized, her feeble feet sway as useless, completely lacking even basic dexterity. Her heavy going into chaos has also added to corrupting her appearance, making her seem even more monstrous. She is even more tough than she looks. You're best to avoid her territory, unless you're super well geared or very, very strong.

Demo is ready in a very, very short time.

What happened with your vx game?

Which one?  BIG T 5, Angelissa's Quest, Little Girl That Could game, Final Phantasy XXX 3, or Joyous Adventures?


Anyhow MAJOR update!


Release info

2.0


Bug fixes

- The final RTP missing files for non RPGmaker users have been added

- The extremely rare glitch where you'd have to fight final battle again if certain conditions were met has been fixed

Engine fixes

- Program updated to VALUE version

Gameplay

- Steven Seagul has a mini game re worked which had been removed from the original game. You can avoid the entire fight and get bonus if you beat the mini game.

- The cow ship now stays on map as active ship

MBT, I assumed he was talking about financial sponsors. Art "sponsors" are more like contributors to the game. If I wanted someone to make, say, a number of sprites for my game, I would not ask for a sponsor, but a spriter.

I was talking about financial sponsors too. The sponsors can also pay to the selected artist or such directly instead of giving you money at all.

Indie games, especially made with RPG platforms and such, are very unlikely to get sponsors. In fact, they have to be utterly brilliant games.

I make brilliant games!   ​



I've had sponsorship deals before. Hentaipalm and that one Digimon Hentai Zone were some of the sponsors of my past projects. I am pretty sure HentaiQuest was too at one point.



Though, I've not made a single cent of a money before you go pointing fingers at me. My games cost money but sponsors help lessen cost as the sponsors generally help supply art or contribute to the art fund. Like, BIG T 4 only cost 200$ to make.  BIG T 5 has cost as much already and it's not even past demo stage. So, that's why making games is slow with me, I am not rich slob. That's why the quality of the art differs so much, because when you've got like 200$ already spent, you're making cuts whenever you can.

Which King of Fighters character is that an edit of? :P

Angel from circa 2002, if I recall. But there's like tons of them along with numerous spinoffs, so I cannot put my finger into which version of her it is.

Depends, what do you mean by Sponsor?