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yeah that's actually a terrible idea... this place needs more awfulness. Bring post 911 back!
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The entire universe began when Black Sabbath started playing
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I'm going to see electric wizard tomorrow
Fuck you... I'm so jealous of you -_- but Mono, Om and Amber Asylum are all coming here in September/October (different shows evidently).
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Fallout 1 and 2 and tactics….. And if you must 3.
I heard Fallout Tactics was complete garbage :s
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Girls don't listen to real metal.  If you're in it for the ladies, you better be a tight jeans wearing metalcore fan.  I've met people that do this solely for the ladies.
I've hard this so many times which I find rather weird. Here in Montreal black metal and pagan metal are pretty popular with the ladies into metal. And I'm not talking Dimmu Borgir black metal. The Norwegian remains the most popular though. But we do have a pretty damn big metal scene here especially for black metal so that might be the reason.
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wouldn't you just shit out the keys or are they stuck somewhere
I think the colonoscopy is mostly to check if the keys damaged anything when he did shit them out.
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Why would you swallow car keys anyways?
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i also don't listen to shit like motorhead
It's fine to not listen to them (I actually dislike Motorhead, Girlschool and most of the bands affiliated with them) but it's another knowing who they are. You're more into prog if I remember correctly right?

REAL METAL RULES
3. Say you hate Dani Filth but secretly try to be like him
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you're such a fucking crybaby
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no because i have a life
It's not like they're remotely obscure btw... they were pretty much tagging along with Motorhead. And stop lying, you have no life
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REAL METAL RULES:

1. Don't talk to girls.
Considering that ladies have been in the metal scene for a long time... eeeeehhh ya not true dude. Don't you remember Girl School?
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lots of bands are obscure for a reason, just sayin'
The thing with NWOBHM is that there really was a crapload of bands and everything was in small print so for someone to find those albums today it's extremely hard. Yeah there's a lot of crap in the wave but there's also some really good bands.

"You have nothing in common with me
you think old-school is 1993
ha! I've been a thrasher since '84
almost nothing sounds true anymore

I've made my own code
sold my soul to Manilla Road
modern metal I don't give a fuck
UH! I was raised on rock

It went plastic in '94
oh my god you're such a bore
if you don't understand what I mean
fucking listen to Venom's "Acid Queen"

I've made my own code
sold my soul to Manilla Road
modern metal I don't give a fuck
UH! I was raised on rock

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raised on rock!"
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Yeah most metal fans are really anal about genres but I find many jazz cats to be pretty much the same. Every genre has its own extremely annoying stereotype anyways. And yes, 99% of everything is completely garbage. Most popular metal bands are pretty terrible but if you actually take the time to get to know the genre you can really find some awesome gems in there. There's currently two trends although they kinda overlap each other. There's core (metalcore, deathcore and now there's supposedly blackcore) and then soulless technical bands. It's fun to note that many core bands try to be technical but just completely fail at it or it has no feeling whatsoever.

And about lists, I prefer the NWOBHM and doom metal lists a lot funnier than this one.
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I don't even know what the hell happened with MOG. For awhile I just stopped following whatever was happening.
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he's still around. he's just DONE with all this fucking forum bullshit.
Too bad, Adeline was a cool cat
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Where is kaworu by the way?
yeah I'm also curious to know what's up with Kaworu. That dude was pretty awesome even if he drunk posting or drunk talking on irc.
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Wow, really? I'll have to try that sometime. As long as you don't inundate your tea with it, it sounds as though you can make really interesting combinations.

I'm no tea enthusiast but one of my major goals for the summer (I had a big list) was to find some decent brand of tea. Finally, some recommendations. I'm really sick of the cardboard taste of the generic brands here (lipton, etc)...and I suppose it's not as much as a taste as a...texture? And a slight aftertaste. Anywho, it's boring. I had some Earl Grey from Starbucks the other day and it tasted awful! It tasted cardboardy. Should it or should it not have milk? I don't know how to drink Earl Grey.
Probably shouldn't have milk.
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Yeah, Sid Meier's Pirates! is actually a remake of Pirates! Gold so if you're not completely bored of Pirates! Gold yet you should give it a try. It's neat for a little while.
Yeah, it's a cool game but it gets old pretty quickly sadly.
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man, if that's how much such and such johnny music sells I wonder how many copies any of the music I listen to sold, like how many albums has FROG POCKET sold/what's the chance I would randomly find a Frog Pocket album anywhere
From what I've been told and seen by talking to record store owners etc... many obscure bands are selling much more albums than a few years back because of the internet. The only people that are really hurting are the big names. Smaller bands are pretty damn happy in general.
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oh, I've done that but I fell asleep in the bathtub once and when I tried to move my right leg was completely numb. I tried getting out of the tub then just fell over.
Hahaha that must of been pretty funny actually  :fogetlaugh: