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in accordance with the children's online privacy protection act passed by the united states in 1998, any operator of a website, tumblog or interspace highway business establishment like SALT WORLD is obligated to ensure that it protects the privacy of minors by acquiring the written permission of their parents and/or guardians and/or broodmothers before granting them access to the tcp subnets containing any explicit and/or confusing internet content and/or communication mediums. many website operators of particularly weak intestinal fortitude respond to this by simply disallowing access for the underaged and/or height challenged but the operators of SALT WORLD, ever the protectors and champions of freedom of speech are unwilling to accept this and ensure that all content is available to those whose parents and/or guardians and/or broodmothers have provided the necessary written permission (in triplicate). simply have your parent and/or guardian and/or broodmother fax the necessary forms to (Ҙ67) ̪8̪59-͓ͧ͗LQ13 and after 7-39 business days the password(s) to these restricted forums shall be delivered to you by overnight courier and/or telegram. we know that you have the choice of many interspace highway business establishments and we value your choice of SALT WORLD as your interspace highway business establishment and apologize for any inconvenience and/or incontinence caused and/or perpetuated by these necessary albeit regrettable business regulations.Spoiler (Click to reveal)Spoiler (Click to reveal)
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